Social Ranking Site Creates a New Battleground for Agency Egos

Does Ogilvy & Mather have the best online presence of any advertising agency in the world? Yes, according to a new site that ranks shops based on the size of their social audiences.

Created and maintained by Pivotstack, a tech company that creates software specifically for marketing agencies, the “Top 50 Ad Agencies” list takes into account the number of likes and followers an agency has on Facebook, Twitter and LinkedIn, as well as the traffic to an agency’s website, as ranked by analytics firm Alexa.

The leaderboard, so far, is a bit of a surprise.

Design consulting group Ideo is at No. 2, with Wieden + Kennedy taking the bronze. The first historically pure-play digital shop on the list is Razorfish, clocking in at sixth.

The list also includes media planning and buying agencies like Mindshare, along with public relations shops like Edelman. There’s even a holding company: MDC Partners.

The first 100 agencies were drawn from other lists of top shops and the personal knowledge of Pivotstack staff, although the site includes a callout inviting agencies to contact Pivotstack to be added.

Some digital brand names, like AKQA and Huge, are notably absent from the list. But the current version is just a first draft that “might not have hit some of the bigger ones,” Michael Koehler, director of sales and marketing at Pivotstack, tells AdFreak. “It’s nothing personal against them, and they’ll probably be added in the next few months.”

The social media numbers for each agency are currently entered manually, but Pivotstack also hopes to automate the update process in coming months. (For example, Ogilvy’s Facebook score on the list is currently only 205,000, whereas its Facebook page has grown to 215,000 likes).

The website bills the list as a “fun project” aimed at measuring how well an agency is doing at managing its online presence, hinting how that might speak to their ability to manage a client’s. It’s also—perhaps moreso—a clever way for the company to draw attention to itself among its target customers. (It rarely hurts to appeal to vanity or envy in the advertising business).

What about the age-old “cobbler’s shoes” argument that agencies might be neglecting their own presences in favor of servicing their clients? Koehler says an agency’s online presence is “just a reflection of how well a shop is run” and demonstrates one facet of their abilities. “By no means,” he says, “is this supposed to be the definitive list of best agencies in the world.”

Via Design Taxi.

 



The Other Bieber, Letterman and Zellweger Star in Ads for the Other Amazon

Sharing a name with a celebrity has got to be a blessing and a curse. But it can also make you mildy famous.

Lynda Pearson and Millie Olson co-founded Amazon Advertising, an agency based in San Francisco. In the video below, they explain that while they and the e-retail juggernaut have filed seperate trademarks that keep each from encroaching on one another’s business, it’s gotten harder to maintain an identity as the Amazon that’s not THE Amazon.

“We just didn’t know they were gonna take over the entire world,” Pearson says. 

Taking a page from Jack in the Box and Taco Bell’s “Real Ronald” and Seattle’s Best’s “Real Duncan” campaigns, the folks at Amazon Advertising have started the Mistaken Identity Project, recruiting real people with famous names to help explain their dilemma.

The results are pretty amusing too. “The real” Justin Bieber explains how he’s been kicked off Facebook (for not being the douchier but more famous Bieber), and Jon Stewart talks about how he dated a girl named Hillary Clinton (who incidentally wasn’t so proud to share her name when the Lewinsky scandal broke). 

As for Amazon Advertising, you’d think they’re quite lucky to share a name with America’s most popular brand.

Take a look below as Bieber, Stewart, Zellweger, Letterman, Alice Cooper and the Amazon Advertising team give us a taste of what it might be like to be famous…ish.

Via Creative Criminals.

Justin Bieber:

David Letterman:

Jon Stewart:

Renee Zellweger:

Alice Cooper:

Millie Olson and Lynda Pearson of Amazon Advertising:



Nike Boosts Brazil's Morale After World Cup by Looking Ahead to the Olympics

Nike doesn’t want Brazil to linger on its loss in the World Cup. Instead, the brand’s new ad aimed is aimed at pumping up the passionate nation of sports fans for their next global event: the 2016 Olympics.

“Tomorrow Starts Now” is a beautiful tribute to the outstanding athleticism of a country whose chances at glory were abruptly and embarrassingly snuffed out by a 1-7 World Cup loss to Germany.

But instead of trying to tend the wounds of Brazil’s futebol fan base, Nike is instead looking ahead to the many events where the country is expected to do well when the world returns to Rio de Janeiro’s for the next Summer Games.

The spot from Wieden + Kennedy São Paulo is a solid minute packed with diverse talent like track athlete Ana Claudia Lemos, beach volleyball siblings Clara and Carol Salgado, basketball players Leandrinho and Anderson Varejão, and Yane Marquez, a bronze medalist in the modern pentathlon at the London Olympics.

As usual, Nike is on top of its game, finding those perfect moments that celebrate the unparalleled power of the world’s best athletes. It’s also a moving reminder that the soul of sport lies not in winning, but in the passion it takes to keep going after a defeat. You can make it, Brazil. You can get past this.



Walter White Boldly Goes Where No Meth Dealer's Gone Before

When you have zero coding skills, how do you keep busy at your company’s hackathon? For the non-engineers at i.TV, the answer was to blast a meth dealer into space.

“The hackathon leaves those of us without coding skills regretting the fact that we’re not technical wizards,” marketing director Johnny Galbraith tells AdFreak. “So instead of sitting on our  hands, we decided to launch Walter White into space and get it on film.” 

The second-screen company owns the social networking tool tvtag (formerly GetGlue), and users were asked to pick which popular character should get launched: Walter White (Breaking Bad), Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead) or Daenerys Targaryen (Game of Thrones). In the end, Walter White won the chance to be tvtag’s first Space Ambassador.

The tvtag team spent a day building the Walter White bobblehead vehicle and then drove out into the Utah desert to launch. The video shows the team launching the vehicle, and a camera records Walter White’s glorious flight through the atmosphere and its landing, where the bobblehead sadly becomes decapitated. (Symbolic of the Breaking Bad series, perhaps.)

The reactions on YouTube are, as expected, full of comment gold. They range from a Jesse Pinkman-esque “Science, bitch!” to, “Misleading, thought he would be hustling meth to aliens.”

“The response has been overwhelmingly positive. Like us, so many Breaking Bad fans are still bummed that the show is over. So it’s been awesome reading through all the ‘Yeah, science!’ comments. One person was mad that we would endanger the International Space Station with our project, but we’re happy to report we dodged that bullet by about 1 million feet in altitude.”

Galbraith recognizes they’re certainly not the first to launch a bobblehead into space. Earlier this year, snack brand Little Debbie launched a carton of Cosmic Cupcakes and a bobblehead into space.

This is a fun new trend, but I’d like for someone to focus resources on figuring out how to get a pizza to my house while it’s still hot. Maybe we could strap some rockets to those fancy Domino’s motorcycles?

Toshiba Creates Futurama-Esque Ad Mocking Its Own Industry

Toshiba skewers a certain hype-driven West Coast tech-topia in the brand’s new animated spot, “Sillycon Valley.”

Packed with fun visual gags, the spot from goodness Mfg. takes us to a highly caffeinated zone of hyperactive technophilia  that boasts computer goggles for canines (doggles!), WirelessWater (the bottles are WiFi hotspots), Asimo-type robots on public-works details and 5D printers that inadvertently summon slimy tentacled monsters.

A java-drone flying Starbucks colors soars above the local wind-farm—and almost everyone’s eyeballs are glued to their smartphones, if they’re not hip enough to have Google Glass. 

“Animation is a great way to deliver over-the-top humor,” goodness Mfg. ecd Tom Adams tells AdFreak. “It immediately transports the audience into another world where they don’t take things too seriously.”

Of course, tech excesses have been parodied to death—in HBO’s Silicon Valley and just about everywhere else—so Toshiba’s not doing anything especially innovative. Plus, this is a commercial, ultimately promoting the Encore 2 tablet for the back-to-school season, so the satire can’t bite too deep, lest it risk being branded as hypocritical.

All that said, the spot hits just the right tone. It’s snarky, but not too mean-spirited, with a look that fits the tech biz to a T—busy yet sleek, over-bright and self-consciously befuddling.

The commercial feels kind of like a spoofy segment on The Simpsons or Family Guy, which makes sense, as Friends Night, the studio that produces Fox’s Animation Domination HD programming, worked on the project.

“Because they come from a TV background, they were able to move quickly which was very important to us,” Adams says. “We were able to complete the project from concept to the final approved version in about six weeks.”

Overall, the effort seeks to position Toshiba’s products as “providing products and services that offer solutions, not empty promises,” Adams says.

(That’s also the thrust of “Unleash Yourself,” a live-action spot with a cartoon-y feel that shows Satellite Pro laptops magically morph into useful or fun items in various situations. You can watch that one below, as well.)

“Today’s savvy consumers are constantly questioning the practicality of new technology,” Adams says. “We decided to have fun with this shift in attitude [emphasizing that Toshiba makes devices to] meet the real-world needs of today’s consumer.”

Laptops and tablets are great, but I’ll take a pair of those “smart-scissors” revealed during the animated extravaganza’s crazed climax. It looks as if they’d cut through the clutter—and just about anything else.



Bosch Breaks Into People's Homes in What We're Supposed to Believe Is a Real Stunt

Recent years have seen a slew of hidden camera prank ads, and many of them are of dubious authenticity. But this new effort from Bosch in Belgium might take the prize for most laughably fake stunt commercial yet.

(You can watch the clip below before reading further, if you don’t want us to spoil the supposed twist for you.)

The plot line, such as it is, goes like this: Apparent cat burglars turn out to be creepy do-gooders (a.k.a. Bosch representatives) who just want to break into homes so they can vacuum downstairs while the owners are upstairs sleeping. The takeaway here is, of course, that the vacuums are surprisingly quiet.

Come daybreak, the owners are met at the door by strange men with video footage from within their homes while they slept. You know, the stuff of horror movies. But instead of slamming the door and calling the police, each homeowner seems quasi-delighted about the whole thing.

Sure, it’s a cute idea tailored to the merits of the product. But they couldn’t even get one or two of the residents to pretend to be indignant? Instead, the brand and agency BBDO Belgium in Brussels seem to have abdicated any sense that they were trying to make the illusion seem real.

In the end, ads like this need to go one way or the other: Either go for vaguely realistic (if largely questionable) reactions or just take a hard turn and let audiences enjoy the ride.



Sean Astin Is Back (Again) as Rudy in ESPN's Excellent College Playoff Promo

A college championship that’s both national and rational has long been the dream of American football fans. In fact, Rudy dreamed up the solution 40 years ago, according to this fun bit of alternate history from ESPN.

Sean Astin reprises his 1993 role as Notre Dame’s plucky 1970s walk-on Daniel “Rudy” Ruettiger in an ad created by Wieden + Kennedy New York to highlight ESPN’s coverage of the College Football Playoff system debuting in the 2014-15 season. For now, the sports network is mostly focused on just helping casual fans make sense of how the whole thing will work. 

Oddly enough, this is the second time Astin has returned to playing Rudy in 2014. His cameo was definitely the highlight of CarMax’s “Slow Clap” Super Bowl ad.

We asked Wieden + Kennedy New York if this second Rudy reprisal was just a coincidence, and a spokesperson sent along this statement:

“Our campaign is all about fans’ excitement for the inaugural college football playoff season. Rudy is not only one of the biggest icons of college football, but he’s also one of the sport’s biggest fans. His passion for the game is representative of the passion of all college football fans,” the statement said.

“So we thought he should usher in this new and exciting era. The fact that Sean Astin was recently in another spot this year was only brought to our attention after the idea was concepted.”

The real question, of course, is which brand will talk him into re-enacting a rousing Goonies monologue. Down here it’s our time. It’s our time down here.

 



50-Foot Dead Parrot Drops Into London to Promote Monty Python Reunion

What’s a Monty Python reunion without a dead parrot? And why settle for a simple prop you can bang on the counter when you could have a monstrous, 50-foot-long dead parrot?

To promote the live broadcast of the comedy troupe’s July 20 performance, UKTV’s Gold channel and sculptor Iain Prendergast created a massive fiberglass dead parrot, which was suspended from a crane and laid talons-up in London’s Potters Field this week.

The bird is, of course, a reference to one of Monty Python’s enduring “Dead Parrot Sketch,” which you can watch below.

“The key challenge for us was capturing the comedy value of the dead parrot,” Gold general manager Steve North tells RadioTimes, “keeping the realism of the bird whilst also adding touches like the bloodshot, stunned eyes.”

Photos by David Parry, via Flickr.



We've Just Discovered Business Pogs, and the Ad Makes Us Want to Order 10,000 of Them

Are you tired of plain old traditional self-promotion? Business cards? What is this, the 1980s?

No, clearly this is the 1990s, and you need to log on to your personal computer right now and design your very own Business Pogs!

Remember pogs? Basically, they were little cardboard circles with pictures on them that were a fad in the early ’90s, lasting about as long as the Funky Bunch before Marky Mark married Mark Wahlberg.

With this service (the amazingly retro video below and associated website actually date back to 2012…how are we just discovering these treasures?) you can get all kinds of cool designs on them: 8 balls, yin yangs, cobras, skulls! And your very own name, phone number and electronic mail address!

What’s that? You want to “go viral with QR codes”? Well you’ve found your place. 

This seems legit too, but the minimum order is $100.

So, if the GIFs above weren’t enough, take a look below at the full video, in all of its faux ’90s glory. As of press time, the folks at Business Pogs could not be reached for comment. We’ll try again in a year or two. 



Agency Again Strikes Viral Gold With Tiny Animals Enjoying Tiny Festivities

Workplace productivity has gone out the window once again thanks to “Tiny Birthday for a Tiny Hedgehog,” the latest time-wasting video from agency HelloDenizen that has first-worlders convulsively hitting replay.

The Los Angeles shop, on a self-promotional odyssey of precious proportions, unleashed “Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos” in April. It has nearly 8 million YouTube views (though you can watch it below if you’re late to the fiesta). Now the hamsters join their hedgehog pal for a bash that’s racked up 1 million views since launching a week ago.

HelloDenizen’s Joel Jensen describes the new video as an attempt to expand on earlier concepts and add some new layers. The results are mind-meltingly cute. You’ve got itsy-bitsy presents wrapped in fancy paper, itty-bitty balloons, eentsy-weentsy festive hats and widdle whiskers coated in creamy icing as furry faces happily munch away.

This birthday party takes the cake.



Let's All Thank Weird Al for Turning 'Blurred Lines' Into an Anthem of Proper Grammar

Weird Al might not be the hero an illiterate Internet wants, but he’s certainly the one it needs.

His newest video, “Word Crimes” (a parody of “Blurred Lines”), is possibly the catchiest grammar lesson created since the days of Schoolhouse Rock. The song and kinetic-type video cover a wide swath of everyday errors, from “its” vs. “it’s” to abusing the word “literally.”

A few of my favorite lines:

“You should never write words using numbers, unless you’re 7 or your name is Prince.”

“Listen up when I tell you this: I hope you never use quotation marks for ’emphasis.'”

“I saw your blog post. It’s really fantastic. That was sarcastic. Cause you write like a spastic.”

He even squeezes in a PG-13 pun with his reference to the aid of “some cunning linguist.” Look at Weird Al, gettin’ scandalous.

This clip almost makes up for his practically unwatchable video for “Tacky,” a lifeless parody of Pharrell’s “Happy.” After seeing that one the other day, I was just about ready to write off Weird Al. But never underestimate his ability to get the last word.



Even the World's Least Smooth Mandroid Gets the Ladies With Old Spice

Many brands promise to make literally anyone more attractive to the opposite sex, but Old Spice takes this promise to the extreme with its new ads starring a hapless, barely functional android.

In a pair of spots from Wieden + Kennedy, a robot with the head of male human consistently wins with the ladies because he smells nice, all despite his best efforts to ruin his chances.

By positioning its products as deus-ex-machina sex potions that women simply can’t resist, Old Spice comes off smelling quite a bit like competitor Axe, which has actually been moving away from these kinds of tropes in favor of more cinematic fare.

But the spots manage to keep Old Spice somewhat distinct with the sort of over-the-top humor that has defined the brand since Isaiah Mustafa first transformed a pair of theater tickets into a fistful of diamonds. And the commercials—TV ad “Soccer” and Web spot “Nightclub”—definitely have their bizarre moments.

Plus, Old Spice has already made the case, powerfully if insanely, that its products could turn men’s hair into impossibly talented gophers, and mother-smothered boys into men. So it was really only a matter of time before it told us it could seal the deal for cyborgs. 



Why Actually Talk to People When You Can Just Speak in Netflix References?

To help expand its reach in Canada, Netflix has released a series of new ads that play off the streaming video service’s role as a sort of cultural watering hole from which we can draw endless references.

Created by DDB Vancouver, two of the spots continue the vibe of the “Pep Talk” spot from earlier this year by showing how citing movies and shows on Netflix can help you in tough situations like asking someone to marry you or sharing a hospital patient’s prognosis. 

A third spot takes a pretty different approach, although the setup’s quite similar. I’ll let you watch without spoiling it, though.

CREDITS:

Agency: DDB Canada Vancouver
Executive Creative Directors: Dean Lee, Cosmo Campbell
Creative Directors: Dean Lee, Josh Fehr

“AIRPORT”
Associate Creative Director: Daryl Gardiner
Art Director: Daryl Gardiner
Copywriters: Daryl Gardiner, Jessica Schnurr, Geoff Vreeken

“PROPOSAL”
Associate Creative Director: Daryl Gardiner
Art Director: Daryl Gardiner
Copywriters: Daryl Gardiner, Jessica Schnurr, Geoff Vreeken

“TEST RESULTS”
Associate Creative Director: Daryl Gardiner
Art Director: Daryl Gardiner
Copywriters: Daryl Gardiner, Geoff Vreeken

Agency Producer: Karen Brown
Account Team: Patty Jones, VP Client Services Director; Roger Nairn, Account Supervisor
Project Manager: Matthew Sy
Strategy: Rob Newell

Production Company: Steam / Anonymous Content
Director: Brian Billow
Senior Executive Producer-Anonymous Content:  Eric Stern
Executive Producer-Steam:  Krista Marshall
Executive Producer-Steam:  Tony DiMarco
Director of Photography: Dion Beebe
Line Producer: Kelly King
Post-Production Company: Cycle Media http://www.cyclemedia.net/
Editor: Matthew Griffiths
Visual Effects/Animation: Peter Debay at Cycle Media http://www.cyclemedia.net/
Colorist: Stefan Sonnenfeld at Company 3
Audio House: Vapor Music
Audio House Creative Directors: Joey Serlin, Andrew Harris
Audio House Producer: Natalie Schnurr
Casting Agency in LA: Ryan Bernstein
Casting Agency in Toronto: Andrew Hayes http://powerhousecasting.com/

Talent/Lead Roles only:
“PROPOSAL”
Jake: Chris Smith
Kate: Cali Fredrichs

“AIRPORT”
Stephen: Gary Smith
Elizabeth: Abigail Marlowe

“TEST RESULTS”
Patient: Mike Beaver
Doctor: Richard Waugh



Striking Portraits of People Lying in Their Own Trash Show How We Get in Bed With Brands

Photographer Gregg Segal is fascinated by the trash we make. 

In his artist statement about this ongoing series, he explains “‘Seven Days of Garbage’ is a series of portraits of friends, neighbors, and other acquaintances with the garbage they accumulate in the course of a week. Subjects are photographed surrounded by their trash in a setting that is part nest, part archeological record. We’ve made our bed and in it we lie.”

“Of course, there were some people who edited their stuff. I said, ‘Is this really it?’ I think they didn’t want to include really foul stuff so it was just packaging stuff without the foul garbage. Other people didn’t edit and there were some nasty things that made for a stronger image,” Segal said in an interview with Slate. 

This series is a beautifully executed, albeit sordid case study on what we consume, and the products we polish off and discard—a veritable brand graveyard. There’s a truly poetic quality about these images; they really boil us down to the insatiably ravenous animals we are and the relationships we have with all of the crap we buy.

Via Slate.



This Sweet Video of People Dancing Naked in Public Will Charm Your Pants Off

Who feels like getting naked and dancing through the strees of Los Angeles? Wait, don’t answer until you’ve watched this.

In a charming (and essentially safe for work) video promo for its upcoming reality series Dating Naked, VH1 and agency Mistress filmed a diverse mix of people whirling and waltzing around a small crowd of onlookers in L.A. to the tune of “I’m Just Wild About Harry.”

The result is a one-take clip free of the kind of sleazy sexualization we usually see in nudity-based ads. It feels instead like a warm-hearted celebration of dropping inhibitions (and trousers) in the name of self-expression.

It’s also timed to correspond with National Nude Day, which I’m told is today. (Sorry, France, here in America the Bastille is a distant second to bare buttocks.)

Hopefully that tone will carry through to the Dating Naked series, in which participants go through the typical courtship rituals with strangers—except, as you could guess, they’re nude.  



Allstate Has a Black Cat Who Will Predict the Loser of the World Cup Final

Sure, we could listen to pundits or statisticians to try to predict the outcome of the World Cup final on Sunday. They’ve got suits and numbers. But what they don’t have is a black cat.

Why listen to logic when there’s a feline (named Lucky, natch) who can—and will—tell you who will lose the World Cup. At least, that’s what Leo Burnett and Lapiz have cooked up for Allstate’s interactive World Cup campaign. Let’s not forget that Allstate is a fan of mayhem, and black cats, of course, are well-known harbingers of bad luck.

If you tweet the hashtag #EnviaMalaSuerte (translation: “Send bad luck”) with the name of the team you’d prefer to lose, some cat food will drop into that team’s bowl. On Sunday, before the game, during a live YouTube broadcast, Lucky will get to choose between the Argentina and Germany bowls. Whichever bowl Lucky chooses to nosh at—well, that team will not win the World Cup. Allegedly.

It’s a silly (and cute) campaign. Rooting for sports teams can bring out some odd behavior, so why not play with people’s fan rituals?



What Apple's 'Pride' Ad Might Say About How the Company Is Changing

Hey, look, the new Apple isn’t just the same old monolith after all.

A video released by the brand this week features thousands of the company’s employees, including CEO Tim Cook, and their family members all gathering to march in last month’s San Francisco Pride Parade.

It’s unusual to see Apple’s workers show up in its consumer advertising. It’s also nice, especially in support of a worthwhile cause (even if Apple does, yes, just ultimately want to sell more gadgets). Set to Coldplay’s new single “A Sky Full of Stars,” the video opens on the company’s prep for the parade, with rows of bicycles, and a barista pouring beverages, and staffers donning boxes-on-boxes worth of special Apple-logo T-shirts reading “Pride,” before the montage crescendoes to the main event. Cook’s appearance is brief, nestled among a sequence of less-recognizable faces. “Inclusion inspires innovation,” says the closing copy.

That reads, though, as more than just a corporate show of force for LGBT rights, which the company has a history of supporting in its own employment policies. Everybody always knew Cook would have a hard time replacing messianic figure Steve Jobs as the face of Apple. The perhaps obvious answer, hinted at subtly here, is that Cook is not doing it alone.

After much handwringing in recent years over the new CEO’s vision—or perceived lack thereof—the blueprint of Cook’s Apple that’s now trickling out suggests a company that’s less closed off and more collaborative than during its mythic era under Jobs, a notoriously exacting master who crafted its reputation for shrouding itself in secrecy and keeping a tight focus on products—including in its advertising.

In other words, it’s hard to imagine an ad featuring a smiling Jobs milling around with his underlings. Yet, here is Cook, doing just that.

The clip itself is a little slow to get off the ground, but the payoff, focused as it is on people—namely Apple staffers and the LGBT community writ large—is well worth the wait. That’s something of a coup, considering the company’s ill-fated detour into advertising around its corporate culture in 2013, by way of a botched attempt at a manifesto about the significance of products.

The new ad, meanwhile, also aligns with Cook’s championing, including in his CEO role, of human rights broadly defined, as well as other causes like environmentalism. Such are the trappings of inheriting a powerful company with the ability, and arguably an obligation, to contribute more socially. But back in 2011, Cook also made a point of saying that one of Jobs’s last pieces of advice to him was never to ask what Steve Jobs would do, and instead to “just do what’s right.”

Maybe those who want to can still see Jobs pulling the strings, even from beyond the grave. Subtle perception games aside, that just might mean the next great Apple product everyone’s been waiting for is just around the corner, too.



Boyz II Men's Wendy's Pretzel Bun Love Song Is a Thing of Cheesy, Pretzelly Beauty

Boyz II Men’s Pretzel Bun Love Song for Wendy’s is here, and if a fast-food ballad could make you swoon, it would.

The more generic first video in the campaign was pretty excellent in its own right. In the Boyz II Men clip, the core joke—mocking mawkish tropes—is the same. The lyrics are still crafted from consumer tweets, and there are still fun sight gags. But the classic R&B group’s vocal chops alone add more to an already absurd premise than you might expect. Just listen to the trio (formerly a quartet) explain the meaning of an emoji, or harmonize a cappella on syllables like “omnomnom.”

Clearly, the brand certainly picked the right act to poke fun at all things sappy. “We know all about romance, heartache, love lost and found, but we have never had the chance to sing sweet harmonies about, of all things, a pretzel bun,” said Boyz II Men member Nathan Morris in a canned statement released by Wendy’s. “We sing about searching for your better half on our new album Collide, and with our #PretzelLoveSongs video, we put a humorous twist on what some fans are saying is their better half—Wendy’s pretzel bun.”

Because these days in the music business, nothing tastes better than having a consumer marketer pay you lots of money so it can help you promote your new record … even if you also have to talk publicly about a sandwich as if it were a person.



Spirit Airlines Is Suddenly Really Into Weird Crop Circles and Nasty Tweets From Haters

A bizarre crop circle appeared north of the Kansas City International Airport this week, causing a stir in social media. No, there were no aliens or incredibly talented goats involved in this one. The image of a man covering himself was done by ad agency Barkley as part of its work for Spirit Airlines’ “Bare Fares” campaign.

Which means no free bag, no free drink, no carry-on luggage. Just you and a personal item (like a handbag or a backpack) origami’d onto a seat (they add extra seats to these flights, so no luck on legroom) for a really, really low price.

Spirit is often a target for hate in social media because of confusion about its unique model (super low fares, but fees for everything, like … water), so they also started the Hate Thousand Miles Giveaway. Check out the video below.

“Air travel can suck. We get it. You wouldn’t believe all the hate Spirit gets,” the narrator says before singing angry tweets. Funny video, neat campaign, but the high-pitched (fake? real?) voice is grating enough to make me mute it. But maybe you like that. And body contortion, I don’t know.

Barkley has been working with Spirit since the end of 2013, and is trying to steer its intentionally controversial marketing in a more productive direction—”provocative with purpose,” as the agency says. But Barkley adds: “Spirit’s main focus has and will remain heavily vested in PR, meant to drum up earned media without the financial outlay that comes with broadcast or digital campaigns.”

Photo via.



Um, Did Pop Secret Just Make the Worst Commercial of the Year?

You can almost picture the marketing meeting that led to this ad.

“OK, we need to get millennials to like our popcorn. What are they into? What kind of ad would Miley make? You think we can get the popcorn to twerk?” All while making air-quotes for an entire meeting and gesturing to a PowerPoint slide with the words “NO BUDGET” written on it.

The plan, obviously, was to have a cool EDM track playing over the DIY-style video vibe of an extended brand Vine that takes place in a microwave—er, MicroRave (GET IT??)—in what looks like a Brooklyn back alley.

The result instead was 60 seconds of insufferable club music and an ad that seems to have been helmed by a stoned high school sophomore with a GoPro. The slow motion. The butter-grease-sweat. The weird and sad queue of kernels waiting to get in.

You’d think the “secret” in Pop Secret was ecstasy in every bag. Possibly they blew all their marketing dough on these computer-animated spots from 2010?

You be the judge. And seriously, consider this your photosensitive epilepsy trigger warning.

Miley would have done this so much better. 

Via Ads of the World.