Cops Aren’t There to Check Your Balls for You, Cancer PSA Reminds Guys

In every sense, testicular care is a delicate matter. So while it can be a bit weird and uncomfortable to feel yourself up every so often, nonprofit Testicular Cancer Canada makes the point that it's each guy's job—and no one else's—to check his balls for lumps.

In addition to reminding us that this is no role for police and mechanics to play, the ad also makes a really good case for why we should be glad it isn't. Gentlemen, we've all had this moment, but very rarely with officers of the law (that said, I'm not here to judge). Watching this alternate reality, I find myself wondering, what do they feel as they do this? Emotionally, I mean.

Anyway, the two commercials in the series make a great pair. They're ballsy and a little bit nuts. The campaign rocks, is what I'm trying to say, and even though Canadian agency Grip Limited produced it pro bono, it's worth the family jewels. Testicles.




Cancer Charity Dares Young Men to Wax Their Balls on Camera

Most cancer charities want to highlight how easy it is to check yourself for lumps or other danger signs, but Testicular Cancer Canada decided to grab some attention by getting guys to do it the hard way.

BBDO Toronto and video production house Crush threw a party at which 20 young men were challenged to have their balls waxed while their reactions were filmed. The results are about what you'd expect, with red-faced screaming and a myriad of facial contortions. And like half the ads on earth, it's set to the increasingly frenetic tune of "In the Hall of the Mountain King" by Edvard Grieg.

So is it a good idea to associate extreme pain with a simple and painless preventative ritual like feeling your testicles? A spokesperson for Crush sent AdFreak this response: "Given that the target audience (young guys) don't ever think about cancer, or checking themselves out, we wanted a light-hearted way to get them thinking about their own groins."

On the bright side, if you decide to go for a full wax instead of simply cupping your crotch after a shower, I'm pretty sure it unlocks an achievement for completing the challenge in Nightmare Mode.


    



Hilarious Fake Campaign Ads Remind Toronto That Anyone’s Better Than Rob Ford

Not since Alice Cooper ran for governor of Arizona under the slogan "A troubled man for troubled times" have we seen such refreshingly honest political advertising.

Actually, these new campaign ads, for decidedly unglamorous mayoral candidates in Toronto, are fake. But they're still pretty amusing. They were put up by a group called No Ford Nation, which is dedicated to getting anyone besides the crack-smoking Ford elected in October. And apparently they do mean anyone.

To that end, the website, NoFordNation.com, includes information about whoever else is running. "You don't want to say 'anyone but Ford' and then not give them any resources to make an informed decision," says Christina Robins, who started the site. "We want to get back to a mayor who doesn't embarrass us."

Can any of Ford's rivals do the Van Damme split, though?

Photos: @lachlan @FriendsofTriBel @yourk44.


    



Ice Typography by Nicole Dextras

La série « The Ice Typography » de Nicole Dextras, une artiste environnementale canadienne, regroupe un éventail de mots 3D en glace que l’artiste a faits à l’aide d’attelles en bois. De la ville de Toronto à la rivière Yukon, ces installations poétiques montrent les mots comme étant éphémères et en constante évolution.

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Em troca de aquecimento em ponto de ônibus, canadenses devem se unir

Enquanto aqui no Brasil muita gente reclamou do calor absurdo do verão, no Hemisfério Norte as pessoas sofreram com o extremo oposto, com tempestades de neve e muito frio. Em Montreal, a Duracell resolveu tentar estimular o calor humano dos canadenses com Moments of Warmth, uma ação que instalou um sistema de aquecimento em um ponto de ônibus, mas que só funcionava se as pessoas unissem suas mãos.

O grande problema dessa ação, ao meu ver, é que foi impossível não ficar com uma sensação enorme de déjà vu, seja por conta do frio no ponto de ônibus, mas pior de tudo, porque lembra muito Cadena de Ternura, realizada pela David ano passado, na Argentina.

Ainda assim, dá para a imaginar a felicidade da galera que achou um lugarzinho aquecido em meio a tanta neve. Tente se lembrar do seu alívio em uma sala com ar condicionado nos dias de calor extremo, e você entenderá perfeitamente.

A criação é da Cossette.

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Duracell Bus Shelter in Montreal Heats Up When Everyone Holds Hands

Nothing enhances a commute like coming into physical contact with a bunch of strangers at the bus stop.

Cossette's "Moments of Warmth" campaign for Duracell had public-transport patrons in chilly Montreal join hands to complete a circuit and activate heaters in a branded bus shelter. I suppose this marketing approach has positives and negatives. (Such battery puns fall into the latter category.) On the one hand, it's not as touching as that Norwegian "Would you share you coat with a freezing child at a bus stop?" stunt. And having the subjects kiss would've provided more sparks.

On the plus side, at Duracell's shelter, no one can pick your pocket.


    

Media Decoder : Canada Challenges Erotic TV on Level of Domestic Content

The regulator contends AOV Adult Movie Channel, AOV XXX Action Clips and AOV Maleflixxx have not ensured that 35 percent of their programming is Canadian, as required.

    



Endless Winter Isn’t So Bad If You’re Doing Outdoor Ads for Dandruff Shampoo

Montreal agency lg2 found a goofy but practical use for all the snow this winter—it made it look like dandruff gone berkserk on outdoor ads for Selsun Blue. Pity the fool who had shoveling duty on this project, though.

"Dandruff flakes typically occur in winter," the agency says, "due to the use of heating sources such as electricity. Selsun Blue and lg2 thus decided to launch an offensive at a time when people are most in need of dandruff-fighting shampoo."

The headline, "Quand les pellicules vous prennent par surprise," translates to, "When flakes take you by surprise." Credits below.

CREDITS
Client: Sanofi – Selsun Blue
Agency: lg2, Montreal
Creative Director: Marc Fortin
Creative Team: Mathieu Dufour, Marie-Ève Leclerc-Dion
Account Services: Julie Simon, David Legendre, Safia Dodard
Print Production: lg2fabrique
Media: Publicité Sauvage


    



Google Creates ‘Street View’ of World’s Largest Polar Bear Neighborhood

Google is always testing the limits of its all-seeing eye, and the tech giant's newest project puts its relentless reach to good use.

Partnering with Polar Bears International to raise awareness of the species' plight amid a changing climate, Google Maps has created a series of Street View images taking you on a tundra tour of the "polar bear capital of the world," Churchill, Canada.

In a guest post on Google's blog, Polar Bear International chief Krista Wright describes what it took to create a 360-degree look at this incredibly isolated region:

"The Google Maps team mounted the Street View Trekker onto a specially designed 'Tundra Buggy,' allowing us to travel across this fragile landscape without interfering with the polar bears or other native species. Through October and November we collected Street View imagery from the shores of Hudson's Bay as the polar bears waited for the sea ice to freeze over."

Polar Bear International also uses the Google Maps API to power its fascinating Bear Tracker.

Watch the video below for a look behind the scenes at the project and to learn more about the risks facing polar bears in the region:


    



Your Moment of Zen: Krispy Kernels Returns With Another Hilariously Strange Ad

Canadian snack maker Krispy Kernels had a sleeper hit a couple of years ago with its "Couch" commercial, a delightful bit of oddvertising that absconded from Cannes with a bronze Lion.

Now the brand is back with this amusing new ad, "Meditation," which mixes zen meditation with furtive snack eating, with unexpected results.

So much oddball work seems forced these days, but this stuff, from Quebec agency Lg2, is up there with the classic Skittles and Fruit by the Foot ads.

Credits below.

CREDITS
Client: Krispy Kernels
Spot: "Meditation"
Agency: Lg2, Quebec, Canada
Creative Director: Luc Du Sault
Copywriter: Andrée-Anne Hallé
Art Directors: Luc Du Sault, Andrée-Anne Hallé
Account: Mireille Côté, Sandie Lafleur
Director: François Lallier
Production House: Nova Film
Producer: Simon Corriveau
Sound Design: Boogie Studio


    



Watch Cats Basically Hump Direct Mail Coated With Kitty Crack

In retrospect, it seems obvious. To get cats to pay attention to your direct mail, just soak the damn fliers in catnip—and watch the kitties lose their minds when the mail arrives.

That's what Vancouver agency Rethink did recently for a cat litter client. As seen in the video below, the engagement with the marketing is undeniable—and pretty cute to watch also.

Owners have been targeted through their pets' olfactory senses before, of course, though in somewhat grosser ways—like the old Animal Planet ads that smelled like urine, placed at the foot of lampposts in the U.K.

Credits below.

CREDITS
Client: Bulk Cat Litter Warehouse
Agency: Rethink Canada, Vancouver
Creative Directors: Ian Grais, Chris Staples
Art Director: Leia Rogers
Copywriter: Bob Simpson
Designer: Lisa Nakamura
Account Manager: Marie Lunny
Print Producer: Cary Emley / Sue Wilkinson
Printer: Metropolitan Fine Printers
Editor: Chris Nielsen
Cats: Mona, Bella, Ommie, Jojo, Paul, Linus, Malo, Taika,
Riley, Gracie, Prince Ruv, Bagheera, and Pebble


    



No Means No, but What Means Yes? Ads Say Sexual Consent Must Be ‘Loud and Clear’

When it comes to sex, a reluctant "yes," "OK" or "sure" doesn't qualify as a green light, according to a Canadian campaign encouraging "enthusiastic consent."

"Real consent is mutual and sure. It is not muted, frail, hesitant, or afraid. It is never uncertain, assumed, or silent," the campaign explains on its website, MoreThanYes.ca.

Created by Students Nova Scotia, a coalition of campus organizations, the ads feature large swaths of white space with small, one-word headlines like "Fine" and "Sure." The text at the bottom reads, "If it's not loud and clear, it's not consent. It's sexual assault."

The ads were inspired by a recent regional study that found 95 percent of sexual assaults involving students occurred between acquaintances.

"We hope this campaign will be informative about everyone's responsibility to receive clear consent from their partner, without coercion, before engaging in sexual activity," Students Nova Scotia executive director Jonathan Williams said in a statement. "Seeking consent is not about avoiding a 'no,' it's about receiving an enthusiastic 'yes.' "

Check out three of the campaign's ads below. Hat tip to campaign coordinator @Allisomething on Twitter.


    



For Better or Worse, Here’s How McNuggets Are Made

Remember pink slime? McDonald's Canada continues its crusade for McFood transparency with a new video aimed at proving Chicken McNuggets are not made from the pastel meat goop seen in a frequently shared image from the Internet.

By taking viewers on a tour of the chain's meat supplier, Cargill, the video shows in some detail that, instead of pink slime (processed beef trimmings disinfected with ammonia), chicken nuggets are actually made of chicken breasts mixed with seasoning and skin. The result is a mix that looks a lot more like ground chicken than you might expect (until it's molded into the four cutesy shapes — "the ball, the bell, the boot, and the bow-tie").

In other words, it's not pink slime. It's beige mash. As for what seasoning actually goes into the nuggets recipe, HuffPo has the details.

When the pink slime controversy erupted in 2012, McDonald's U.S. claimed it had stopped using pink slime in its burgers in 2011, and McD's Canada denied ever having included the dubious ingredient in its food.

Nonetheless, the brand felt compelled to clear the air, given the frequent misconception among consumers. The Q&A format is now a familiar one for the brand's Canadian operation, though this clip does test the limits of how transparent the company can be without making things too unappetizing. 

Brad Tuttle at Time is calling it "a smart, necessary step for McDonald's." Taylor Berman at Gawker thinks "it's still sort of disgusting." While it definitely doesn't sugar-coat the fact that the golden arches are serving up heavily processed food, at least now you'll know what goes into that process.


    



Diversity PSA Misses the Mark by Saying Two-Man Luge Is ‘a Little Gay’

Prepping for a two-man luge race looks like two dudes humping, says a new PSA from a Canadian equal rights group protesting Russia's anti-gay laws ahead of the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi.

The spot, created for the Canadian Institute of Diversity and Inclusion by agency Rethink Canada, shows a pair of spandex-clad sledders rocking back and forth before launching down the track, all to the tune of synth pop classic "Don't You Want Me" by The Human League.

"The games have always been a little gay," says the ad's copy. "Let's fight to keep them that way."

Russia's law prohibiting the promotion of homosexuality and a broader environment of LGBT discrimination has drawn widespread criticism, and on Tuesday, U.S. Olympic sponsor AT&T became the first large advertiser to join in the protests.

While many will chuckle at and share the "Luge" ad, the spot is not without its glaring flaws. 

The Olympics have always been a little gay because certain sports happen to include activities that could be interpreted as homoerotic? Doesn't that joke basically just reinforce juvenile stereotypes rather than challenging them?

If you're going to talk about how The Olympics have always been a little gay, why not focus on the pioneering homosexual athletes who've competed rather than saying that it's "gay" for two men to work closely together?

The message that homosexuality has always been a reality and should be openly accepted  is definitely one worth promoting, especially at a time when the Olympic host country is explicitly sanctioning homophobia. But resorting to frat-boy humor that would be dismissed as homophobic if it came from anyone except an LGBT advocacy group? That's not going to do anyone any favors.


    



Lingerie Ads Star Plus-Size Model With Ovarian Cancer … Hair Loss, Scars and All

When a model's livelihood relies on her looks, what happens when her appearance changes? For Elly Mayday, the answer is to just keep on modeling.

While undergoing treatment for ovarian cancer, the plus-sized Mayday has lost her hair and gained some scars, but she remains front and center in ads for Vancouver-based Forever Yours Lingerie, which caters to women of all sizes. In addition, the company has donated a portion of its sales to supporting Mayday while she continues treatment.

It seems to be a banner month for shattering norms in the lingerie space, following Aerie's commitment not to retouch ads. Don't go looking for unretouched photos on the Forever Yours Lingerie site, as Photoshop features as heavily as lace bras. But it's still nice to see two brands that have moved away from unrealistic perfection. (Victoria's Secret, why is everyone so glowy on your site?)

While cynics cry marketing ploy, it seems to me that it's a win-win for brand and consumer alike. Hopefully it'll inspire other brands to follow suit.

See another pic of Mayday below from her first Forever Yours shoot after treatment, when she dyed her hair teal green for ovarian cancer awareness.

Via The Ethical Adman.


    



Nissan Rogue Comes in Handy When You’re Battling a Marauding Band of Evil Snowmen

Next time you're caught driving in a winter storm, Nissan Canada wants you to be grateful you're only dealing with the natural elements and not a supernatural mob of malicious snowmen who are hell bent on destroying everything around them.

Unless you're driving a Nissan Rogue, in which case be happy knowing that if the evil snowmen do magically appear, you can use your all-wheel drive to plow through them like you're playing a less twisted version of Carmageddon, and save all the poor rubes driving other makes and models by letting them pile into the back of your roomy interior.

The creatures in this new spot, from TBWA Toronto, may happily remind Calvin and Hobbes fans of The Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons. More generally, it's a neat, fresh way for Nissan to dramatize the product's suitability for harsh weather conditions—full of entertaining moments like the angry snowmen beating the crap out of a snow blower with snow shovels, and the perfectly creepy head cock one offers right before getting pancaked.

Now all we want to know is where we can get one to keep as a pet.

Credits below.

CREDITS
Client: Nissan Canada
Agency: TBWA, Toronto
Executive Creative Director: Allen Oke
Creative Director: Rodger Eyre
Associate Creative Director, Art Director: Susie Lee
Copywriter: Jonah Flynn
Head of Broadcast: Nadya Macneil
Production House: Sons and Daughters
Director: Mark Zibert
Director of Photography: Chris Soos
Executive Producer: Liane Thomas
Line Producer: Neil Bartley
Editing: Poster Boy
Executive Producer: Michelle Rich
Editor: Mark Paiva
Editing Assistant: Johnny Okkerse
Transfer: Alter Ego
Colorist: Wade Odlum
Effects: Legacy Effects
Effects Technicians: Shane Mahan, Mark Killingsworth
Postproduction: The Mill
Producer: Jeremy Moore
Compositing Lead, Visual Effects Supervisor: Kyle Cody
Computer Graphics Lead: Jeff Dates
Visual Effects Supervisor: Andreas Berner
Executive Producer: Melanie Wickham
Audio House: Eggplant
Head of Production: Nicola Treadgold
Director: Adam Damelin
Engineer: Nathan Handy
 


    

How Do You Test a Truly Canadian Battery? In a Truck Made of Ice

This is the coolest promotion we've seen in a while. Ice cold, in fact.

To prove that Canadian Tire's MotoMaster Eliminator Battery would start under any conditions, the company and agency Taxi decided to freeze the battery to -40 degrees and then, most impressively, install it in a custom truck built almost entirely out of ice.

That's right, they built an actual truck out of 15,000 pounds of ice. They then drove the ice truck for 1.5 kilometers. Read below for several more incredible videos from the project, including behind-the-scenes footage, a recap of its brief drive and a hypnotic time-lapse of the whole thing melting.

CREDITS:

Client: Canadian Tire
Project: MotoMaster Eliminator | Ice Truck
Senior Vice President, Marketing: T.J. Flood
Vice President, Marketing: Susan O’Brien
Assistant Vice President, Marketing: Andrew Barrett
Marketing Manager: Chris Lee
Associate Marketing Manager: Natalia Paruzel-Gibson

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Taxi Canada
Executive Creative Director: Darren Clarke
Creative Director: Irfan Khan
Senior Art Director: Colin Brown
Copywriter: Rene Bhavnani
Art Director: Michael Siegers
Head of Production: Cynthia Heyd
Senior Producer: Sarah Moen
Account Team: Lesley Rivard, Trevor Byrne, Michael Strasser, Rebecca Hazell

Behind-the-Scenes Documentary
Director: Nadia Tan
Executive Director: Ian Buck
Associate Producer: Samantha Hall
Cinematographer: Colin Akoon
Camera Assistant: Howard Shefman
Music: Dan Griffin
Editor: Chris Murphy
Assistant Editor: Michael Barker
Postproduction Facility: Relish
Postproduction, Executive Producer: Sally Leggett
Location, Post Sound Facility: Toronto Sound
Colour Correction Facility: Notch
Color Correction: Jason Zukowksi
Colour Correction, Executive Producer: Wendy Linton

Melt Video
Cinematographer, Editor: Ryan Emond
Grip 1: Daniel Baldwin
Grip 2: Kenneth Vinyaratn

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Editing: Happy Creations


    

Netflix Revels in the Clichés in DDB’s Amusing ‘Pep Talk’ Ad

You guys remember that blog post about that ad that did a familiar thing in a fresh way? When a creative team took a clichéd trope and offered a meta commentary illustrating how hackneyed it was, but tied it to the client anyways? When it left at least one viewer with a smile on his face, and a vague sense of unease about what it was actually saying? That's what happens with this Canadian spot, featuring a coach appealing to his players by referencing a rousing, generic locker-room speech from a movie on Netflix. It's a fun idea. Too bad it sells the product as nondescript. Then again, nobody watches a sports flick looking for anything but the same old warm and fuzzes anyways. Agency: DDB Vancouver. Director: Michael Downing of Partners Film.


    

University of Alberta’s Version of Barney Will Devour Your Tender Mammal Flesh

Jurassic George, a rubbery T-Rex who terrorizes his hapless human sidekicks on a Barney and Friends-type show promoting the University of Alberta's free online paleobiology classes, is a prehistoric hoot.

Crafted by Evolution Bureau, the series of spots boasts daffy dances, silly (and unsettling) songs and plenty of facts about dinosaurs. George's posse of pals—clearly adults dressed as kids, which is part of the joke—steadily diminishes as the salivating saurian gobbles them down.

The four segments run at least 90 seconds, and though each could have been tighter, the series is still great fun. In the first clip, which dispels the misconception that dinosaurs and humans lived on Earth at the same time, George sings, "We were never meant to be friends/Even though it's fun to pretend/If we'd been in the same places/I would've eaten all your faces." Creepy music cues and George's psychotic dino-stare precede his feeding frenzies (which thankfully take place off camera). The final fearful survivor, by sporting a backwards baseball cap, purple suspenders and a Rush T-shirt, is just begging for extinction.


    

Two Guys Make Arduous Journey to Middle of Nowhere to Give Third Guy a Molson Beer Fridge

The world-traveling Molson Beer Fridge became famous for being exclusive—when it visited European cities earlier this year, only people with a Canadian passport could open it. Now, the fridge is back, and being even nicer to one Canadian guy, with help from his friends.

This new spot, from agency Rethink, tells the tale of two friends who surprise a third friend—a rabid hockey fan who for some reason has fled Canada for the remote Gili Islands in Indonesia—by bringing him a red fridge of his own to keep in his little hut, which may or may not have the electricity to run it. The friends also bring a satellite system so the other guy catch the Olympic Games this winter.

It's a fine stunt, as far as it goes, though the surprise isn't quite as delightful as the premise of the earlier video (which was apparently the second most viewed commercial online in Canada this year). Plus, the emotion remains mostly bottled up. Unlike some other heartwarming ads, where people weep only, the fridge recipient here claims he's actually "sweating" and not in fact getting weepy over his buddies' thoughtful gesture.

A 30-second version of the ad will begin airing in Canada on Dec. 26.

CREDITS
Client: Molson Canadian
Title: "The Beer Fridge: Project Indonesia"

Agency: Rethink
Creative Directors: Aaron Starkman, Chris Staples, Dré Labre, Ian Grais
Art Directors: Aaron Starkman Joel Holtby, Vince Tassone, Christian Buer
Writers: Aaron Starkman, Mike Dubrick,
Account Director: Ashley Eaton
Broadcast Producer: Dave Medlock

Production Company: Untitled Films
Director: Tyler Williams
Executive Producer: Lexy Kavluk
Line Producer: Tom Evelyn
Director of Photography: John Houtman

Postproduction: Rooster Post
Executive Producer: Melissa Kahn
Editor: Marc Langley
Assistant Editor: Nick Greaves

Postproduction: Fort York VFX
Music, Sound Design: RMW Music