Obnoxious Grandmother Gives Forecasts on World's Most Insane Weather Site

If you find yourself with a few extra minutes each morning, you can now watch a man pretending to be a cranky, salty Jewish grandmother offer you online weather forecasts that are significantly more insane than those on the morning news.

Actor David Krumholtz and the producers behind the new website, Weather From, present Gigi, a character who will tell you, for example, that New York’s forecast is mild and cloudy, a type of weather that the Nazis used to call “Please don’t have sex with your mother.”

In other words, Gigi says whatever she wants to say, without much concern for political correctness or basic decorum.

There are 35 different videos corresponding to various forecasts, and a search tool that lets you get an accurate reading on any location, as provided by the National Weather Service, with commentary from Gigi.

The videos are jam packed with sexual innuendo, outright filth and some racially tinged attempts at humor. Gigi complains in one clip that her son’s black girlfriend’s name, Variola, sounds like part of a vagina. In reality, Variola is the Latin name for smallpox. (While Gigi never spells the name out explicitly, it’s hard to mistake the phonetics.)

She’s equal opportunity offensive, or maybe just dumb, or maybe just addled—in another clip (68 degrees and raining) confusing whether the Chinese, Japanese or Koreans bombed Pearl Harbor on June 6, 1944 (which was D-Day, not the date of the attack on Hawaii).

In other words, it’s more about making fun of Gigi’s stereotype than about getting the weather—and it is not for the faint of heart.

Krumholtz, who’s had roles in CBS’s Numbers and the Harold and Kumar trilogy, introduces Gigi in a clip of his own (posted below), saying he based the character in part on his own grandmother, and other grandmothers from around the world.

Or you can get the intro from Gigi, who in the promo above shows off the makeup job that renders Krumholtz unrecognizable, and cracks a few jokes at Mark Zuckerberg’s expense.



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Here Are the 15 Finalists in Pornhub's Search for a Brilliant Non-Pornographic Ad

Those who have been waiting with bated breath for the results of Pornhub’s SFW advertising contest were assuaged today with the unveiling of 15 finalists. And there’s quite the smattering of innuendo and suggestion in this batch, featuring a few videos, some clever image and word plays, and some that almost literally spell it out.

To those just tuning in, the site challenged the world to make G-rated, family-friendly ads for the site in March. And many of the entries gave us quite the chuckle. Check out the finalists below and vote on PornHub’s SFW tumblr.

Here’s hoping this contest has a happy ending.

Via Business Insider.



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Barista Gorgeously Customizes His Customers' Cups at U.K. Starbucks

Artist and barista Gabriel Nkweti Lafitte, who works at the Starbucks across from the British Museum in London, has been taking some pretty awesome liberties with the chain’s “name on a cup” policy for dispensing coffee to customers.

Lafitte incorporates lucky customers’ names into hand-drawn line art on their cups, and some of the designs—which are as inventive and detailed as anything I’ve seen out of a proper design shop—take him up to 40 hours to complete.

I don’t know what his original system was for deciding who got special art cups, but right now he only takes requests (and he’s swamped). Starbucks, which tells Metro U.K. “it’s fantastic how he takes our iconic cup design and makes it his own,” should just commission Lafitte to do a line of ceramic mugs before another company figures out that he’s way too talented to be slinging iced coffees all day.

Check out some of our favorites below and a full gallery on his Facebook page.



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McDonald's Unveils the Simplest Ads It's Ever Made

Last summer, TBWA Paris unveiled a bold campaign for McDonald’s that consisted entirely of classic menu items photographed up close—with no branding at all. (Did somebody say McDonald’s? Not in those ads.)

Now, agency and client are back with a follow-up campaign that, in a way, is even more minimalist. Instead of the actual products, now we get clean, simple drawings of the products—turning them into actual icons. There is a bit more explicit branding on these, though, but it’s still very subtle—a tiny Golden Arches next to the illustrations.

The ads feature McDonald’s “Big 6” menu items—Big Mac, cheeseburger, fries, sundae, Chicken Nuggets and Filet-o-Fish—and will appear on more than 2,700 outdoor displays in France, with the major rollout beginning June 2. The agency calls the work “unique and modern, in the McDonald’s brand image,” “exclusive, simple and universal, just like the six iconic products” and “a fun and intriguing addition to our cities.”

More images, plus a new McDonald’s TV spot from TBWA Paris, below.



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Kingsford Doesn't Think Much of You High-Tech Grillers and Your Selfies

Kingsford Charcoal cooks up some strawmen in this ad from DDB California mocking the high-tech features of today’s newest gas grills, which it dismisses as the playthings of lonely cyberchefs. 

“The Social Grill” centers on the X4 Platinum, a fictional example of voice-activated, selfie-taking, photo-sharing patio gear. As the grill owner fumbles with the machine, his neighbor’s guests look on judgmentally, despite the fact that lighting a grill with a smartphone app would actually be pretty cool.   

Making fun of neighbors who put too much stock in costly gadgets is a trusty old saw in the advertising world, but surely there’s something Kingsford could have done to make its “heroes” a bit more likable? Maybe at least offer the guy a beer and a burger?

Who’s being antisocial now?

CREDITS
Client: Kingsford Charcoal
Agency: DDB California
Group Creative Director: Jim Bosiljevac
Art Director: Tim Stier
Copywriter: Todd Taber
Producer: Bryan Holt
Director: Rick LeMoine
Prod. Comp: Moxie Pictures
Editor: Chan Hacher
Music: Stock Music, N/A



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Arby's Is About to Run a 13-Hour TV Ad Showing a Brisket Cooked in Real Time

Up for grabbing some Arby’s? No? Would a 13-hour TV commercial change your mind?

The fast-food chain is cooking up a record-breaking TV buy promoting its Smokehouse Brisket Sandwich, which viewers will be able to watch prepared in real time as the brisket cooks low and slow in a Texas smoker for more than a dozen hours.

The spot will only air on one station in Duluth, Minnesota.

According to The New York Times, the ad begins with the brisket being loaded into a smoker equipped with an internal light. Then it just sits there and cooks. Finally, half a day later, any viewers still tuned in will see the arms of Arby’s chef Neville Craw as he removes the brisket, slices it and compiles it into a sandwich with some gouda, fried onions and barbecue sauce.

The ad will reportedly begin at 1 p.m. Central this Saturday on MyNetworkTV affiliate My9, but those of us outside Duluth will also have a one-time-only chance to watch the meaty magic when it’s streamed on 13HourBrisket.com from 9 a.m. to 10 p.m. Eastern on Wednesday, May 28.

Once complete, the ad will have secured a Guinness World Record currently held by Nivea, which ran a (now paltry in comparison) 60-minute ad in Switzerland in 2011.



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Memorial Day Indecision? Try Travelocity's 'Choose Your Own Adventure' Tweets

Stumped for a last-minute Memorial Day getaway destination? Travelocity created a fun Twitter game that might be able to help.

Starting at this tweet, you can interact with the @RoamingGnome by clicking your answer to a series of choose-your-own adventure questions that ultimately generate a recommendation for one of 10 destinations.

Ever the lazy, cheap contrarian, I initially chose “Stay Home” and found myself staring into the gnome’s “disappointed face.” Those sad, presumably ceramic eyes will haunt my dreams. 

When I selected West, but nixed a Vegas gambling spree, the gnome grew a tad impatient and asked, “What WOULD make you squeal with joy?” Eventually my ideal #MemorialDayRoam was found to be Dallas, where I’m told “giant steaks await.”

Wherever you end up roaming this weekend, hopefully you won’t suffer the fate outlined in this week’s other entertaining Twitter game and wake up in a rat-infested prison cell.

Via Adrants.



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Beck's Creates a Poster That Lets You Play or Remix 10 Songs

Beck’s recently made an unorthodox contribution to New Zealand’s Music Month by unveiling a touch-activated street poster that lets passers-by play or even remix tracks from local musicians.

The posters are made with conductive ink and special sensors that react to human touch like an iPad screen would, with audio coming from a rear-mounted speaker. Most of the music provided is feckless indie rock, but it’s a nationally sponsored music festival, so no one should be expecting Meth Drinker or anything.

The posters were a collaborative effort between Novalia and the Shine agency, and one of the posters has been put up for auction to benefit the New Zealand Music Foundation. You may recall that Beck’s came up with a playable beer bottle last year, which makes me wonder if Beck’s has a hidden agenda to make music come out of anything. If so, I eagerly await the singing toilet seat.



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Beck’s Creates a Poster That Lets You Play or Remix 10 Songs

Beck's recently made an unorthodox contribution to New Zealand's Music Month by unveiling a touch-activated street poster that lets passers-by play or even remix tracks from local musicians.

The posters are made with conductive ink and special sensors that react to human touch like an iPad screen would, with audio coming from a rear-mounted speaker. Most of the music provided is feckless indie rock, but it's a nationally sponsored music festival, so no one should be expecting Meth Drinker or anything.

The posters were a collaborative effort between Novalia and the Shine agency, and one of the posters has been put up for auction to benefit the New Zealand Music Foundation. You may recall that Beck's came up with a playable beer bottle last year, which makes me wonder if Beck's has a hidden agenda to make music come out of anything. If so, I eagerly await the singing toilet seat.




How The Land of Nod Found Its Latest Catalog Cover Through Instagram

Last fall, Jessica Shyba's photos of her son and new puppy napping together went viral. Shyba's blog about life with three kids in NYC, Momma's Gone City, was already fairly popular, and she had a respectable 5,000 Instagram followers. But her #theoandbeau images made her an overnight sensation. Soon she had 450,000 Instagram followers.

The Land of Nod, the retail brand geared to parents of young children, saw the potential in capitalizing on the success of Theo and Beau. So, it reached out to Shyba to commission a photo for the cover of their May catalog. And the result was clearly a win-win.

"The Land of Nod is a brand that fully embraces social media from many facets, whether it be product sneak peeks, behind-the-scenes of corporate life or partnerships with innovative and energetic bloggers," Katie Harrington, a public relations and social media strategist at the company, tells AdFreak. "We were working with Jessica on a bedroom makeover for her boys at the same time we needed a subject for our May catalog cover. We strive for our covers to portray something sentimental, almost encompassing this 'age of innocence' mentality that quite frankly is sometimes hard to capture through produced shoots. We all felt this connection and true love story between Theo and Beau and believed that relationship struck a cord with our catalog needs."

Shyba is also pleased with the partnership. "The neatest part about this collaboration was seeing my friends everywhere posting photos of the catalog on social media and mentioning how nice it was to see Theo and Beau in their mailbox," she says. "It's a professional milestone for me in the greatest way, too, having been commissioned to share my art on the cover of a popular catalog."

The catalog cover is beautiful, and it's a lovely case study for brands establishing relationships with rising stars and their eager followings.

See the full catalog cover below, and outtakes from the shoot on Shyba's blog.




Shatner Negotiates a Role as First Online College Commencement Speaker

Red alert! William Shatner is back as Priceline's Negotiator, delivering the first "online commencement speech for online universities" in this spot from Butler, Shine, Stern & Partners.

"Your diploma isn't just some PDF that you print out and frame," Shatner says, sporting a tasseled cap and hamming it up in his signature style for nearly two minutes. "I know that we've set the bar very high by saving travelers dolla dolla bills on Priceline.com, but I am confident that you can join me in the World Wide Web's Hall of Fame."

The ad was directed by agency creative director Steve Mapp, who tells AdFreak the spot had the perfect setup for Shatner: "The Priceline Negotiator epitomizes Internet greatness, so giving an online commencement speech to celebrate others achieving it was a no brainer, not to mention timely for graduation season. It's always best to go in with a lot of stuff for Shatner to riff off of and make his own. And sometimes its good to throw in lines that are unexpected, like 'dolla dolla bills.'"

There's also a brief Star Trek reference which, Mapp quips, "pays homage to Shatner's second most famous role."

Sure, it's just more of Bill's predictably silly schtick. But that's why he'll always be my captain. I'll never tire of watching him boldly go where he's gone before.




Shocking PSA Might Make You Think Differently About Domestic Violence

Hidden cameras have been used in various PSA campaigns lately to shed light on how people react in public to distressing situations. Notably, there was the Norwegian stunt where a boy sat freezing without a coat at a bus stop in winter.

Now, from Dare London, we get an interesting look at two scenarios of domestic violence—with hidden cameras recording the stark differences in how people nearby respond to the physical violence happening right in front of them.

The spot, directed by Dark Energy director David Stoddart for domestic violence charity ManKind, is meant to provoke—and have the viewer question his or her assumptions about violence in relationships. So, does it do a good job of that?

Warning: The video contains simulated violence and may be upsetting.




Arby’s Is About to Run a 13-Hour TV Ad Showing a Brisket Cooked in Real Time

Up for grabbing some Arby's? No? Would a 13-hour TV commercial change your mind?

The fast-food chain is cooking up a record-breaking TV buy promoting its Smokehouse Brisket Sandwich, which viewers will be able to watch prepared in real time as the brisket cooks low and slow in a Texas smoker for more than a dozen hours.

The spot will only air on one station in Duluth, Minnesota.

According to The New York Times, the ad begins with the brisket being loaded into a smoker equipped with an internal light. Then it just sits there and cooks. Finally, half a day later, any viewers still tuned in will see the arms of Arby's chef Neville Craw as he removes the brisket, slices it and compiles it into a sandwich with some gouda, fried onions and barbecue sauce.

The ad will reportedly begin at 1 p.m. Central this Saturday on MyNetworkTV affiliate My9, but those of us outside Duluth will also have a one-time-only chance to watch the meaty magic when it's streamed on 13HourBrisket.com from 9 a.m. to 10 p.m. Eastern on Wednesday, May 28.

Once complete, the ad will have secured a Guinness World Record currently held by Nivea, which ran a (now paltry in comparison) 60-minute ad in Switzerland in 2011.




Memorial Day Indecision? Try Travelocity’s ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Tweets

Stumped for a last-minute Memorial Day getaway destination? Travelocity created a fun Twitter game that might be able to help.

Starting at this tweet, you can interact with the @RoamingGnome by clicking your answer to a series of choose-your-own adventure questions that ultimately generate a recommendation for one of 10 destinations.

Ever the lazy, cheap contrarian, I initially chose "Stay Home" and found myself staring into the gnome's "disappointed face." Those sad, presumably ceramic eyes will haunt my dreams. 

When I selected West, but nixed a Vegas gambling spree, the gnome grew a tad impatient and asked, "What WOULD make you squeal with joy?" Eventually my ideal #MemorialDayRoam was found to be Dallas, where I'm told "giant steaks await."

Wherever you end up roaming this weekend, hopefully you won't suffer the fate outlined in this week's other entertaining Twitter game and wake up in a rat-infested prison cell.

Via Adrants.




Banana Boat Wants to Help Men Spend More Manly Time in the Sun

Banana Boat for Men is putting sunscreen in terms guys can understand, with words like "bacon" and "nap."

You, lazy pig that you are, will turn into crispy pork parts if you fall asleep in the sun—but only if you don't use the brand's product, says one spot in a new series of four.

Each spot from JWT in New York is tightly written and neatly shot. One, for example, packs in a charming little cut of a tortoise, while urging you to be bold. Small freedoms are the common thread. Banana Boat's "Triple Defense" offering will also protect your bald spot while you're golfing hatless, and your beer gut while you're riding your lawn mower shirtless, and your hairy elbow while you're hanging it out the window driving through the desert, because you want to do all those things.

That is to say, it claims it will keep you safe from sunburn, at least, and from smelling bad, and from dry skin. Unlike some other sunscreens, however, it will not put your kids on an electronic leash, or teach your tattoo artist to check you for signs of skin cancer.

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Agency: JWT, New York
Executive Creative Directors: Sarah Barclay, Robert Frost
Creative Directors: Billy Faraut, Garth Horn
Chief Creative Officer, North America: Jeff Benjamin
Planner: Hayley Parker
Head of Production: Lisa Setten
Senior Producer: Mustafa Imam
Producer: Rebecca Wilmer
Project Manager: Jennifer Schockett
Art Buyer: Bianca Escobar
Account Team: Claire Capeci, Ariel Stern, Erik Wagner, Julia Nawrocki, Stella Continanza
Client Team: John D’Alessandro, Minna Raffin, Carla Luca, Jennifer Yomoah, Jeff Chapman, Joseph Klicsu
Director: D.A.D.D.Y.
Production Company: MaryAnn Productions
Postproduction: 1st Ave Machine
Editing House: Rock Paper Scissors
Media Agency: MEC
 

 




Heineken Distracts Women With Shoe Sale So Men Can Watch Soccer in Peace

Evidently not worried about cries of sexism, Heineken has organized a giant shoe sale in Brazil this Saturday—so that women will flock to it and leave their boyfriends and husbands in peace to watch the Champions League final between Real Madrid and Atlético de Madrid.

Women's shoes will be available for up to 50 percent off at Shoestock stores. Wieden + Kennedy São Paulo came up with the idea, which Heineken in a press release said "is entirely good-natured and will generate conversation." Both are surely true.

"Our goal is to run a fun campaign unlike anything we have ever organized in Brazil," said Bernardo Spielmann, director of the Heineken brand and sponsorships at Heineken Brazil. "Therefore, the Heineken Shoe Sale will be announced with a humorous tone in the digital environment, including teasers, email marketing and videos."

"The idea is to help guarantee men time to watch the game on Saturday afternoon," said W+K creative director Otavio Schiavon. "So we're going to provide an argument that will make it so their wives or girlfriends have something interesting to do during the game. He's going to surprise her with news about a shoe sale. And she, in turn, can leave him to watch the UEFA Champions League final."

Credits below.

CREDITS
Client: Heineken
Project: Heineken Shoe Sale
Agency: Wieden + Kennedy, São Paulo
Executive Creative Directors: Icaro Doria, Guillermo Vega
Creative Directors: Otavio Schiavon, Marco Martins
Copywriters: David Besller, Caio Mattoso, Otavio Schiavon
Art Directors: Raul Arantes, Rodrigo Mendes, Marco Martins
Digital Producer: Rafael Gaino e Maurício Junior
Digital Deploy: Debaser
Agency Producer: Gabriel Dagostini
Planning: Rodrigo Maroni, Rafael Rossi, Livia Lanzoni, Ian Bueno
Account: Danilo Ken, Beatriz Andreucci, Isabele Garcia
Media: Renato Valio, Stephanie Campbell, Caroline Ventura, Douglas Silveira
Client Approval: Daniela Cachich, Bernardo Spielmann, Chiara Martini, Andrea Rubim, Renata Costa
Production Company: Conspiração Filmes
Director: Fernando Reginato (DEL)
Director of Photography: Paulo Disca
Producers: Karin Greco, Pablo Alvez
Account, Production Company: Leonardo Alves, Renata Schincariol
Audio Facility: A Voz do Brasil
Account, Audio Production House: Rosana Souza, Cássia Garcia
Announcer: Edinho Moreno
Post House: Nash




Axe Employees Now Have Their Phermones Infused Into Their Business Cards

Lest you were worried that Axe had given up on dumb bro antics, the brand is reaching for a new low by putting the sweat of its employees on little pieces of paper and claiming those sweaty pieces of paper will help those employees get laid.

The "Pheromone Business Cards" campaign, created by Union in Toronto, shows Axe "associates"—aka, bros—excreting into headbands before lab techs "distill" each dude's body juice into "a concentrated solution," hopefully also including some kind of scent other than musk, and then drop it onto said business cards, which openly declare that they are, for example, "infused with the essence of Kyle."

Of course, the "essence of Kyle" sounds like something even more gross than sweat, but of course that's the point.

If the video is any indication, there are no women working at Axe—and if they're are, they're female lab techs who are also expected to find the men they're helping irresistible, and take them in back to show them a good time, because duh, that's the way Axe works, and more or less always has.

What is surprising, though, is the idea that Axe thinks its target would identify with business cards in the first place, since all the kids are probably just fist-bumping their phones or Facebook-ing to trade info nowadays anyways.

Or, you know, just meeting on Tinder in the first place.

CREDITS
Client: Axe
Project: Pheromone Business Cards
Agency: Union, Toronto, Canada
Executive Creative Director: Lance Martin
Associate Creative Director, Art Director: Glen D'Souza
Associate Creative Director, Copywriter: Mike Takasaki
Agency Producer: Julie Riley
Account Director: Kimberlee McCormack
Account Manager: Rhiannon Enss
Science Advisor: Rudolf Furrer

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Agency Producers: Grace Lee, Jennifer Dark
Director: Joshua Chaiton, Touchpoint Films
Editor: Aaron Dark, School Editing
Audio: Brad Nelson, Cylinder Sound




McDonald’s Unveils the Simplest Ads It’s Ever Made

Last summer, TBWA Paris unveiled a bold campaign for McDonald's that consisted entirely of classic menu items photographed up close—with no branding at all. (Did somebody say McDonald's? Not in those ads.)

Now, agency and client are back with a follow-up campaign that, in a way, is even more minimalist. Instead of the actual products, now we get clean, simple drawings of the products—turning them into actual icons. There is a bit more explicit branding on these, though, but it's still very subtle—a tiny Golden Arches next to the illustrations.

The ads feature McDonald's "Big 6" menu items—Big Mac, cheeseburger, fries, sundae, Chicken Nuggets and Filet-o-Fish—and will appear on more than 2,700 outdoor displays in France, with the major rollout beginning June 2. The agency calls the work "unique and modern, in the McDonald's brand image," "exclusive, simple and universal, just like the six iconic products" and "a fun and intriguing addition to our cities."

More images, plus a new McDonald's TV spot from TBWA Paris, below.




The Truth Comes Out: Omnicom-Publicis Merger Was Actually a Zany Agency Prank

In the weeks since the Omnicom and Publicis Groupe megamerger fell apart, many have been asking why such a problematic union was proposed in the first place. Well now we know: It was all another agency's elaborate marketing stunt.

In an entertaining parody case study, Fred & Farid Group takes full credit for the "Omnipub" merger, an idea hatched to highlight just how far holding companies would go in their quest for world domination.

"Why not organize an epic fail with two giants? Instead of the usual David against Goliath, we made a Goliath against Goliath story. We created … 'The Impossible Wedding.'"

Setting events in motion like a Shakespearean villain, Paris-based Fred & Farid says it forged letters between Omnicom CEO John Wren and Publicis CEO Maurice Lévy, making each think the other was on board with the merger. Then the pranksters sat back and watched the hilarity ensue.

Like any good case study, #Omnipub includes some impressive metrics: 24,000 mentions, 500,000 media impressions and $100 million in wasted fees (quoted from our own coverage here at Adweek). 

So congrats to Fred & Farid for pulling off one truly epic viral prank. You got us!




Kingsford Doesn’t Think Much of You High-Tech Grillers and Your Selfies

Kingsford Charcoal cooks up some strawmen in this ad from DDB California mocking the high-tech features of today's newest gas grills, which it dismisses as the playthings of lonely cyberchefs. 

"The Social Grill" centers on the X4 Platinum, a fictional example of voice-activated, selfie-taking, photo-sharing patio gear. As the grill owner fumbles with the machine, his neighbor's guests look on judgmentally, despite the fact that lighting a grill with a smartphone app would actually be pretty cool.   

Making fun of neighbors who put too much stock in costly gadgets is a trusty old saw in the advertising world, but surely there's something Kingsford could have done to make its "heroes" a bit more likable? Maybe at least offer the guy a beer and a burger?

Who's being antisocial now?

CREDITS
Client: Kingsford Charcoal
Agency: DDB California
Group Creative Director: Jim Bosiljevac
Art Director: Tim Stier
Copywriter: Todd Taber
Producer: Bryan Holt
Director: Rick LeMoine
Prod. Comp: Moxie Pictures
Editor: Chan Hacher
Music: Stock Music, N/A