SkyMall Parody 'SkyMaul' Has It All, From a Nazi Grandpa Locator to a Forever Diaper

In the market for a Steampunk Buttscope, a Bananaganizer or some Medical Test Results Fortune Cookies? You can find these wondrous creations and more over at SkyMaul.

Sometimes a form of advertising becomes so ubiquitous and renowned that parody versions can stand alone as their own money-making franchises. Such is the case with SkyMaul, the book-length parody of SkyMall magazine that’s just published its second edition along with a microsite showing some of its more outlandish items.

While you might wish some of the things are real, like the $500 Condo Pony (cheap at twice the price!) or the $40 set of dunce hats for rocks (the perfect thing to give as a follow-up for a Pet Rock), the only thing you can buy on the site is the book from Amazon.

But let us wax poetic for a moment about the enduring popularity of advertisement parody. From every iteration of “Keep Calm and Carry On” you can imagine to sketch comedy’s enduring love for parody TV commercials, people love fictional ads for fake things often more than they love real ads.

Sometimes people love them so much that advertisers will make a real ad for a real product that looks like a fake ad, like GE’s overblown, amazing tribute to Jeff Goldbum’s affinity for pauses, or that time Liquipel created a real commercial so fake cheesy that people thought it actually was fake.

But whether art is holding up the mirror to advertising or advertising is taking a photo of what it sees in that mirror, you’re sure to waste a few amusing moments today reading through the hilarious copy and photoshop lunacy over at SkyMaul.



Smartphones Troll Their Owners in Clever Ads About Learning and Attention Issues

Parents grow increasingly frustrated as Siri-type phone assistants misunderstand their requests in a pair of 60-second Advertising Council PSAs from Publicis Kaplan Thaler.

The goal is to build empathy for kids with learning and attention disorders—watch the ads to see how—and to introduce Understood.org, a cooperative effort among several nonprofits providing access to support and resources. A print ad reinforces the theme, showing a notebook page with a child’s writing that’s been erased many times, while the words “I want to be understood” remain.

“Put yourself in children’s shoes, and you can truly understand their frustration,” says agency creative director Laura Kirschner, whose young son struggles with such issues. It’s a sharp approach, skipping familiar images of kids struggling to read or comprehend their schoolwork in favor of a deeper narrative about the importance of communication and connection.

“The crux of the campaign is that understanding is everything,” Kirschner says.

That message comes through loud and clear.



This Shampoo Ad Is Lovely and All, but Can It Really Stop Couples From Getting Divorced?

If you’re looking for a “no more tears” kind of shampoo commercial, I’d skip this nearly five-minute Chinese ad for Procter & Gamble’s Rejoice from Leo Burnett Hong Kong. It’s all about making viewers cry over true love … and silky, shiny hair!

Filmed in lush black and white by director David Tsui, the spot—a sensation in Asia, with this version reportedly being viewed more than 40 million times in the past month—tells the story of a young couple on the brink of divorce. The wife agrees to separate on one condition—that she and her husband share one hug a day for a month.

The first hug takes place at a rooftop lounge, high above the city, where he proposed; the second on a windswept pier where he professed his love; the third at a secluded spot where they first kissed.

We’re about four hankies in by this point. Will they get back together? C’mon, dude. Thanks to Rejoice, she’s got smooth, luminous hair, so stop being such a jerk!

In the end, the commercial notes that 3 million couples divorced in China last year (official statistics put the number around 3.5 million, an almost 13 percent increase over 2012), while there were about 100,000 reconciliations. The spot is part of the brand’s “Smooth Heart Touching Moments” campaign, supported by the #IBelieveInLoveAgain hashtag.

Can a shampoo ad boost those reconciliation numbers? Terence Lam, P&G’s haircare marketing manager for Greater China, says: “We believe that no matter how complicated relationships can be, there’s always a way to smooth things up. As a brand devoted to smoothness and love, this is a position worth taking, having a strong point of view on this cultural phenomenon.”

On the one hand, the commercial is poignant and well made. Though manipulative in the extreme, it packs more emotional punch than your typical American romantic date film, and it has clearly made an impact for the brand. That said, there’s something about equating haircare products with love and relationships—let alone divorce—that doesn’t sit right. It feels regressive, and perhaps even talks down to its audience. (The brand has been supportive of Chinese women, though, working with a local organization to help them start businesses.)

What bugs me most is the way the guy soulfully strokes his wife’s hair with each hug. OK, this is, ultimately, a hair products commercial, and at first it seems natural. But it grows distracting and creepy. He seems to have some kind of follicle fixation. Maybe she’d be better off washing him out of her hair after all.



The Latest Crazy Vending Machine Has a Piano on the Side, and Gives You Free Drinks for Playing It

There’s a grand tradition of marketers building fancy vending machines, but it’s not every day you see one that doubles as a piano.

For the Alfa Jazz Fest in L’viv, Ukraine, this past June, mineral water brand Borjomi and its agency, Banda, set up a publicity stunt inviting passersby to play a sideways keyboard in exchange for free product.

The new video below shows some people eking out melodies and others banging out full-blown performances while crowds gather and cheer. It has some of the dubious over-enthusiasm of heavily edited case study videos—people get really, really excited, and jump up and down—despite (or maybe because of) how awkward it must have been to hit the right notes while craning over.

Then again, a piano-playing machine made of razors is probably still weirder.



Whoa, Walmart.com, Why Do You Have a Section Called 'Fat Girl Costumes'?

Either someone at Walmart has made a terrible mistake, or else the retailer’s SEO trolling is top notch. 

Jezebel points out this morning that Walmart’s collection of Halloween costumes includes a “Fat Girl Costumes” category. We checked and found it was indeed live on the site, at least as of 10:30 a.m. today. (UPDATE: The category was purged of all items around 11:15 a.m. See below for details.)

There are several other “related’ categories like “Plus Size Halloween Costumes” and “Adult Plus Halloween,” which makes me wonder if these groupings are automatically generated from some of the descriptive metadata supplied by low-budget vendors. 

If so, it might be time for Walmart to step up the curation on its site’s organization. And if this wasn’t some weird third-party metadata issue, Walmart needs to step up its goddamn common sense.> 

UPDATE 1: Several AdFreak readers have noted with a laugh that the “Fat Girl Costumes” section of Walmart.com is also being featured alongside our Facebook post as a related link:

UPDATE 2: Around 11:15 a.m. ET today, Walmart removed all items from the category. The page now shows the message, “We found 0 items for the Fat Girl Costumes page.”

Here’s how the section looked on the Walmart site before the items were removed:

 



Jim Carrey Mercilessly Spoofs Matthew McConaughey's Lincoln Ads on SNL

If you’re the type of person who thinks Saturday Night Live’s best years are behind it, you can stop reading now, because nothing I can write will convince you otherwise. Yeah, I know, you grew up watching the most brilliant comedians of all time, and, well, the new players are terrible. It’s like hanging on to your glory days on the high school football field. 

But it was interesting to watch the rerun of a 1990s Tom Hanks episode that ran before this week’s show. There were some hilarious gems, including a Wayne’s World episode featuring Aerosmith—so good. But “Tales of Ribaldry: Wench, Wife, Boot”? What a dud. The point is, you only remember the classic moments. 

You might feel the same way about Jim Carrey. Some would say his best days are behind him. And I certainly thought so when watching his super odd and awkward “Helvis” monologue that opened Saturday’s SNL.

But then we were treated to this virtual noogie of a parody where Mr. Carrey took on Matthew McConaughey’s pseudo-philosophical Lincoln ads. The vignettes were peppered throughout the show, but NBC has combined them for us in the clip below. So, SNL haters, sit back and enjoy some of the best ad spoofs the show has done in a while.



British Coast Guard Ad About Changing Weather Is Chilling Even Under Sunny Skies

This PSA by AMV BBDO for the British Coast Guard, titled “Every Second Counts,” pairs Hallmarky imagery of children playing on the beach with audio from a frantic 999 emergency call in which three children were being dragged into the water by a powerful undertow.

“Conditions on our coastline change in seconds,” the ad warns.

Many ads like this would have included footage of those changing conditions. But in some ways, keeping things quietly sunny and calm is even more jarring against the terror of the audio, and reinforce the point better than added drama would have.



Here's The Avengers 2 Trailer, Recut as a Super Ominous Ad for Pinocchio

Late at night, when Wes Craven and David Cronenberg sit around trying to scare each other at the Horror Movie Directors’ Spooky Mansion of Fear (look it up, it’s a thing), I’m pretty sure the most frightening movie either of them can think of is Disney’s disturbing 1940 classic, Pinocchio.

A dark meditation on vice, morality, whale digestion and the human experience, Pinocchio is unsettling and bleak on a level you just don’t see in modern movies aimed at kids.

So it makes total sense that the ominous audio from the first Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer could be reworked seamlessly into a creeptastic teaser for Pinoccio, source of the “I’ve Got No Strings” tune intoned by James Spader as the villainous Ultron. 

Check out Nerd Reactor’s sterling work on the mashup below, followed by the real trailer.

Walt Disney’s truly disturbing 1940 cartoon version of Carlo Collodi’s Pinocchio. So it makes total sense that the audio for the creeptastic trailer to Avengers: Age of Ultron…

Honestly, the mashup merely includes the top scariest moments. They don’t even have the bit where the Coachman goes from kindly old weirdo to Satanic monster and his grin fills the frame.

If anyone needs me, I’m under my desk.



Sony Advertises Its 'Most Beautiful' TV Picture With One of Its Most Beautiful Ads Ever

adam&eveDDB and directors Leila and Damien de Blinkk headed to Canada to film this remarkable new spot for Sony’s 4K Ultra HD TV. And indeed, not since Jean-Claude Van Damme and Coors Light have we seen such a noteworthy ad about frozen balls.

Those in question here are blown bubbles that freeze in midair in the icy weather. We see natural crystal-like structures form, with no special effects used. It’s lovely stuff—and surely that much more mind-blowing when actually viewed on a 4K Sony TV. The soundtrack is Josef Salvat’s version of Rihanna’s “Diamonds.”

“We were blown away by the beauty of the intricate patterns that the freezing of the bubbles’ surface was creating at very low temperature. The feather, flower and star ice shapes were so delicate and mesmerizing when they reflected light,” says Leila de Blinkk. “To bring out all these details in 4K was to almost discover a new world, that we didn’t suspect existed.”

“This time we wanted to create something beautiful that truly reflects the experience of watching a Sony 4K Ultra HD TV—being able to put these fleeting moments of natural beauty on film felt like a fitting successor to all we’ve done before,” adds Gildas Pelliet, head of marketing at Sony Europe.



Flowchart: When You Should (and When You Shouldn't) Work for Free

As we learned again recently, professional creatives tend to get prickly when asked to do work for no compensation. But is it always a bad idea to work for free?

Jessica Hische’s handy flowchart should help you decide. It’s divided into four main types of jobs, and from there you snake around answering various pertinent questions—and hopefully reaching a satisfactory conclusion to your particular situation.

Notably, the “Is it for a legitimate business” section yields only “No” answers. That’s debatable, but Dan Cassaro would be proud.

Click here to see the full flowchart.



Everything You Hate About Advertising Comes to Video With the Onion-Like 'Advertising Insider!'

The advertising trade parody site Adweak.com made quite a slash when it debuted way back in 2001, even meriting mention in an Adweek column. The site itself hasn’t been updated since 2005, but Adweak (pronounced Adwee-YAK, or at least it was by Adweekers back in the day) soldiers on even today through the @Adweak Twitter account, which spits out blatantly fake headlines about the industry in the style of The Onion.

Adweak, which turned out to be a pet project from the guys at G&M Plumbing, has now teamed up with Dissolve, the stock video company—which also likes to make fun of advertising—to bring the Adweak tweets to life in a new video series.

It’s called Advertising Insider! Check out the first installment below. And yes, all the stock footage comes from Dissolve. If you like any of it, you can license the clips at dissolve.com/adinsider.



Air New Zealand Gets More Epic Than Ever With Its Newest Middle Earth Safety Video

The wizards at Air New Zealand have conjured up their third J.R.R. Tolkien-themed video in as many years, ahead of the final installment of Peter Jackson’s second Middle Earth trilogy, “The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies.”

Directed by Taika Waititi, the new clip is modesty titled “The Most Epic Safety Video Ever Made,” and it features appearances by Elijah Wood, Dean O’Gorman and Sylvester McCoy, all stars of the upcoming movie. No Ian McKellen, though. I guess he took the bus. Jackson also appears quite a bit, and his production company, WETA Workshop, helped develop the spot, along with Kiwi ad agency True.

“This latest offering combines members of our cast and our locations with Air New Zealand’s unique personality.” says Jackson. “I had a lot of fun on the set with Taika and the team and look forward to seeing the video on board.”

Elaborate effects—including one big-ass bird—and pointy-eared pageantry propel demonstrations of life vests, oxygen masks, aircraft exit procedures and the like. There’s plenty to savor, but one of the coolest elements is among the simplest: wood-carved tablet-type devices that perfectly capture the “magic mirror” ambiance of modern technology. MGM should market them as movie tie-ins. I want one!

“May your path always be guided by the light of the stars,” Wood says at the end of the fantastic journey. It’s a fitting way to wish viewers well and drive home the safety message once the enormous eagle has landed.

Air NZ’s first Hobbit-inspired flight-safety foray, “An Unexpected Briefing,” took off in 2012. A second spot, “Just Another Day in Middle Earth”—a fanciful long-form commercial sans safety message—taxied down the runway a year ago.

Apart from its elvish travels, the carrier’s taken off on other flights of fancy through the years. Far from the Shire, Air NZ visited a different land of enchantment in this Sports Illustrated safety collaboration, made its cabin attendants’ clothing disappear for no good reason, and let Richard Simmons exercise his own strange magic.



Infographic: The Ideal Length of Everything Online, From Tweets to YouTube Videos

Brands generally understand the most engaging lengths for billboard headlines, print copy and TV spots. But what about tweets, Facebook posts and online videos?

The infographic below crunches some data to suggest the ideal length of everything online. Rules are made to be broken, of course, and this isn’t to say other lengths can’t work. But it’s a decent primer on how not drone on too long with your content.

Top photo via Flickr.

Click the image to enlarge.



Agency Gives You Free Beer for Filling Out Your Timesheets, Because Nothing Else Ever Works

The industry is rapidly changing, but one thing remains the same: Literally the only thing that gets agency people to fill out their timesheets consistently is free beer.

The latest example comes from Minneapolis, where Colle+McVoy has built a wondrous machine called the TapServer—a “multi-keg beer deployment system” that uses RFID and custom-written software to verify whether you’ve stopped being a lazy git, finished your timesheets and earned your free pint. (According to the agency, the technology used includes “several Arduinos, a Node-based server, solenoids and a Raspberry Pi.” For all we know, so could the beer.)

Check out more pics below. And yes, similar things have been done before, including the beer fridge at JWT agency Casa in Brazil that unlocks only when timesheets are done.



GoPro Ad With Toddlers Sledding Is the Most Adorable 30 Seconds You'll Watch Today

Being a little kid is the best. Everything is new and different, the world is your oyster, and you don’t even know it. And your first snow day … wow, words can barely express the magical bliss for a toddler.

GoPro does it again, this time with a perfect vignette of a California brother and sister’s first snow day in Vermont. First, we see Quincy rollicking around having an amazing time, and then Stella, who looks to be just old enough to talk, gets on a camera-mounted sled, and we experience her mind being blown on her first ride down a hill. Her reaction is truly priceless.

You’ll want to watch it “again.”



Are These Feminist Superhero Panties Empowering, or a Tiny Bit Weird?

The underwear brand Dear Kate, a big proponent of using real people instead of models, has a new plan to empower women: It’s putting inspiring female faces right on its panties.

Its League of Ladies Collection features illustrations of four historical women—Marie Curie, Harriet Tubman, Amelia Earhart and Frida Kahlo—reimagined as superheroes.

Additionally, Dear Kate has called on real-life influencers to model the collection, including science communicator Kelly Carnes, actor and playwright Zoe Travis, Golly Magazine editor Roxanne Fequiere, and comedian Jackie Zebrowski.

With names like “Supermarie” and “Superfrida,” the panties feature a cartoon depiction of each woman’s face on the front and a design on the back. Which begs the question, are women even wearing panties with cartoons on them? I asked Twitter, where reactions varied from a resounding no to an open-minded maybe:

I love the idea of celebrating extraordinary women, but I wonder if this is an idea best suited for a (much) younger crowd.

I highly respect and admire Amelia Earhart, but I don’t know if I want to see her face every time I pull off a pair of jeans. I would, however, absolutely buy an 8-year-old girl a cute camisole and panties set featuring Marie Curie with a little hang tag that gives her a short lesson on Curie’s scientific accomplishments. (Business idea, Dear Kate, if you want to come out with a Dear McKenna line.)

We’ve seen how people react to brands that empower women, and I’m reulctant to criticize any effort to promote strong women. So allow me to soften the blow by saying that while I wouldn’t buy superhero panties for myself (and I am the target market), Dear Kate’s Sporty Bralets are off the chain.



People With No Brains Star in Hilarious Ads for Other Kinds of Organ Donation

Next time you’re at a party and some bro is doing a kegstand on a diving board over an empty swimming pool, you might consider letting the situation play out. 

Ad agency Duval Guillaume and Belgian non-profit Reborn to Be Alive take an amusingly fresh approach to organ donation in a new campaign—with photos and videos of people doing seriously dumb and dangerous things, followed by the line: Eight of his organs can be donated. Luckily for us, his brain is not one of them.”

Take a look at the ads below, see these Darwin Award contenders in action.

Via Design Taxi.



Infographic: What the Color of Your Logo Says About Your Brand

Few design projects seem to require as much deep thinking as a corporate logo (some would say overthinking—remember Twitter’s tortured explanation for its new logo back in 2012)?

One of the most basic decisions for any logo, though, is color. And if you think color choice isn’t really that important, well—someday you’re going to be beaten up by a psychologist.

The infographic below explains a bit more about logos and their color—as well as the cost, value and evolution over time of some well-known corporate marks.



Brad Pitt Dodges Insults to Make a Charity Pitch on Zach Galifianakis' Between Two Ferns

One of the best things about Between Two Ferns is how the guests have to plug their projects in the least comfortable way possible—indeed, while getting showered with insults.

Brad Pitt is the latest victim, sitting down with Zach Galfianakis to discuss acting, handsomeness, his wife and his ex-wife (well, the character she played on Friends). But he does manage to get the job done—plugging both his new movie and his Make It Right charitable organization.

He gets away mostly unscathed, too.

 



Organic Food Snobs Are Unknowingly Fed McDonald's, and They're Lovin' It

You probably have a few friends so opinionated about the sourcing and quality of their food, part of you wants to test whether they’d really know the difference between crap and cuisine.

You love those friends, but you also think they’re being snobs, and you’d just love to troll them hard. 

Well now you don’t have to, because two guys named Sacha and Cedrique did it for you. As you can see in the video below, they’re on a mission to prank organic food experts in the Netherlands. They pack their bags full of a mix of McDonald’s food and real organic food and present it to these connoisseurs of the finer things in life.

Check out this hilarious culinary experiment and skip to about the 2-minute mark if you want to see the real golden nuggets.  

Via Gizmodo.