“Mommy; I Want a Nose Job Too!”

According to a recent news story, approximately 100,000 children and teenagers receive cosmetic surgery each year which has led to deputies from Germany demanding a ban on allowing children and teenagers to get these “unnecessary” procedures.  In the same report, it even stated that 10-year old are getting tattoos and piercings [gasp!].  Meanwhile, back here in America, we are embracing our beloved cosmetic procedures with books such as My Beautiful Mommy, which aims to explain to children why their mothers don’t want to be ugly.  Don’t you think that if a child sees their parent(s) getting a nose job that they’ll want one too? Who do we blame now for kids wanting to go under the knife?

My Beautiful Mommy

Track & Field Meets The Auto Industry

There are just some ads that will never get old because they’re fun to watch, like this ad for Renault. Finally- a commercial that successfully incorporates the use of the high jump into the auto industry! At first, you don’t know what the heck this guy is doing- perhaps contemplating suicide by running out into the middle of traffic (it’s a wonder he didn’t get hit by a car), but then he gracefully jumps into his vehicle. I didn’t notice a “do not try this at home” disclaimer, but I still wouldn’t attempt it.

Subliminal Advertising by Chance

We are all aware that most companies would do anything to advertise on top rates shows such as the Iron Chef. But in this case, only the observant people can depict the actual subliminal advertising that is being talked about today.

In fact, you have to be monitoring it closely. Not all people will be aware of it and surely it is a form of advertising that will surely be worthless.

But guess again. Thanks to one person, it has ballooned into a full-blown issue for both the show and the company concerned, that of which is McDonalds. Was it intentional or accidental? You be the judge.

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Adidas goes green – literally.

I know this isn’t anything earth-shatteringly new, but this outdoor from London a pretty cool installation piece in my mind, particularly given the timeliness of Earth Day.

While real plants (instead of plastic) would have been awesome (and more “green”), the faux plants probably make it leagues easier to actually put up. Interesting, visual, and simple. Seems appropriate as we wrap up Earth-centric festivities.

[via 30gms]

Imitation and flattery

On the left, Goodby, Silverstein & Partners’ ad for the NBA Playoffs

on the right, Time Magazine’s cover

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Record Store Day – April 19, 2008

Sure, big chain stores get plenty of advertising. When was the last time your Sunday paper didn’t have the latest flyer for Best Buy? And how often do you catch their commercials on TV? Unfortunately, powerhouse companies like those are causing several small record stores throughout the country to close. In efforts to increase awareness of these independently owned shops, tomorrow is Record Store Day. A “holiday” designed to celebrate boutiques filled with all those music geeks that know more about your favorite album than you ever cared to. So just for tomorrow, go grab that CD you’ve been jonesing for at your closest local store. Click the logo below to find a mom & pop near you.

Social messaging on the cheap

I stumbled across this short clip and found it interesting – if nothing else than from a media perspective. Often, social messages are relegated to the :30 psa via tv or radio, and more critical messages generally require multi-stage campaigns covering the gamut of media. I’m not saying multi-level social messaging/public service campaigns aren’t effective, but it’s refreshing — and an interesting reminder — to see something done like this:

The post-it note campaign was launched by a Dutch group Vandaler Mod Vold (Vandals Against Violence) in response to recent incidents of violence in Copenhagen. The post-it notes placed throughout the city carry handwritten messages along the lines of “only the weak resort to violence.”

While I’m not necessarily advocating a campaign of handwritten notes plastered around a city, it’s important to remember that a few bucks worth of post-it notes and a few sharpies can do a good bit of messaging. Giant (expensive) executions aren’t always a requirement, and there are still ways to execute strong messaging without breaking the bank. more (in Danish) here.

Google Maps Street View Sees All

Less than two years ago, people began to see cars equipped with strange video equipment driving all over the U.S. Google apparently commissioned a fleet of cars for their street view project, which is now live. I decided to give it “test drive” to see what the hype was all about. It turns out that street view gives you just that. A view of the streets from a drivers perspective. I tested it on my street and found it cool, yet creepy. I’m not suggesting in any way that Google has voyeuristic tendencies, but they can get pretty detailed. I was able to see my roommate’s Marilyn Monroe poster on his window. Then I started thinking; there must be hundreds of little surprises waiting to be discovered in the Google street view video universe. Unfortunately, I don’t have the time or the desire to look for them, but if you do find something, let me know.

Voyeurs are not the only who may find this tool useful. This is another great way to explore your city or town without having to put on your shoes. Street view has the potential to revolutionize the real estate industry. I remember a when virtual tours of homes were new and exciting. Now you can check out the neighborhood before you make a formal visit. The technology is still in the early stages but as it develops, I could see existing virtual stores being linked into the equation. I wrote a paper a few years ago about a concept called “Google Maps Retail.” This concept allows people find businesses on Google maps, get directions and then get efficient directions inside the store (using a 3-D planogram) based on a shopping list. This is more than possible now. Who wants to go halves with me on the venture. I’ll put in the first 20 bucks.

Motley Crue, rock band, and the future of games

Yesterday, developers of the explosively popular video game Rock Band announced that Motley Crue will be releasing their first single off their upcoming album through the game. Definitely a first, but certainly not entirely unexpected. From the Reuters article:

“Rock Band” went on sale last November and now has more than 80 tracks available for download in addition to the 58 tracks in the original game. MTV Games said players have bought more than 6 million downloadable songs for Rock Band. Tunes range from classics by the likes of the Who and the Rolling Stones to more-contemporary fare from the Killers and Fall Out Boy.

The music industry is changing (in-case you hadn’t noticed) and is trying to stay afloat as the video game industry adapts to an evolving – and growing – demographic. Significant? Definitely. The way we are interacting with the world of video games is shifting – and moving significantly closer to the “real world.” Certainly something worth paying attention to as technology and games continue to advance.

Rickrolling the NY Mets

As if Rick Astley wasn’t getting enough inexplicable renewed popularity, here’s a bit more. A brilliant digg user decided to solicit the help of fellow dig users on a level of epic proportion when he discovered that the New York Mets are holding a contest to vote for the 8th inning sing-a-long song. Potential to be quite possibly the largest Rickrolling of all time.

And for those not too familiar with the concept of Rick Rolling, here’s an excerpt from Wikipedia:

Around the year 2003, an Internet prank known as “rickrolling” appeared involving misleading links redirecting to the music video. It increased in popularity as a 2008 April Fool’s Day joke through various media, including YouTube rickrolling all of its featured videos on that day, and a website allowing people to Rickroll their friends phones.

In ‘a couple of weeks’, about 13 million people had been ‘rickrolled’ into watching Astley’s video, the BBC reported on 1 April, 2008.”I think it’s just one of those odd things where something gets picked up and people run with it,” Astley told the Los Angeles Times in late March 2008, adding: “That’s what’s brilliant about the internet.”

So now the link has been dugg over 8000 times, and it’s spreading on fark and 4chan as well. Tomorrow is the final day to vote. It’s certainly a very real possibility that the NY Mets (and fans) may have just been Rickrolled like never before. Which says a good deal for internet memes and the significance of internet users (like those on digg) in swaying public polls – and who knows what else. Just something to think about while you try to imagine a packed Shae Stadium sinning “never gonna give you up…”

Typography tastes good.

I’m a typophile at heart and regardless of the project I’m working on, typography always plays one of the most crucial roles. Bad type is despicable and good type often near-orgasmic. For a quick refresher of the beauty of type, take a look at this short film:

It was Created by Vancouver Film School students Boca (a.k.a. Marcos Ceravolo) and Ryan Uhrich in the VFS’s Digital Design program. Impressive, to say the least. And inspirational. And just a quick & friendly reminder of the criticality of good type.

Song choices can be pretty significant

The following Taco Bell commercial from last fall has had a recent inexplicable resurgence on broadcast TV over the past few weeks, and it’s got me thinking a bit about tv spots and the music chosen to accompany them.

Aside from the bizarre appearance of the grim reaper and a few other oddities, the most bizarre (or at least thought provoking) thing about the commercial is the use of Modern English’s “I melt with you.” While the song has a special place in my heart, I’m not sure that the connection with Taco Bell really works for me. New Wave and Cheesy Beefy Melt don’t really go hand in hand in my mind, and I’m left thinking about Modern English – not ye old Bell.

It’s really no different than a few other fast food commercials over the past year, most notably the Wendy’s spot that used the Violent Femmes’ “Blister in the Sun” on TV and radio. There was also the Nintendo DS commercial with all the kids singing “Santeria” by Sublime. Not necessarily horrible, but peculiar choices, and ones that I don’t think i would have consciously made.

Does dumping a cult classic or one-hit wonder song into a commercial always make sense? Is it always the best idea? Does the grim reaper really eat at Taco Bell? Just a few questions that have been mulling around in my head lately.

When it has to be “more than just a job”

I hate Mondays — bottom line. Today is a particularly tough one because a lot of my buddies who I spent Easter Weekend with watching NCAA Basketball and drinking beer are off today. Frankly, if I was off , this column would be a tribute to Bud Light’s brilliant “Dude” commercials. But that column will have to wait.

As I went through the drudgery of putting on my “business casual” uniform of a heavy starched oxford shirt, “relaxed” fitting Perry Ellis slacks, and loafers (lace shoes never make the dress list on Monday) that infamous voice from deep within my soul orated its familiar lamenting baritone utterances, “What is this all about? ….. Are you really making a difference? ……There has to be more to life”. I hate that voice; it’s honest, sage and almost always accurate.

This day and its accompanying anxieties happen. Hopefully for most of you not very often. Don’t get me wrong, I love creating. But sometimes you just do not have it. I thought about calling in sick, trying to work up some self induced, hyprochondriatic ailment. No luck, too tired and drained to even feign illness. So I went in, muffling the “voice” with powerful adjectives like “dedication”, “strength”, and “pride”. You know the ones that you hear at those ridiculous staff meetings all the time.

I guess it was at that time that it dawned on me that the reason that I persevere on days like today is I am my work (which my boss says is mostly crap but I think he got that one from my wife). I think we are fortunate that being in the realm of advertising and marketing we get to put ourselves into what we do and create. It’s what gets me through. I know so many people wrestle with that emotional “voice” and it literally destroys them because they cannot find their place. I suppose it has to do with the lack of self within the creation of their work.

So, next time you hear the voice, listen to it. Heed those words. Embrace that pain. Then, slip on the loafers, go to work and engage. Because that “voice” is the same one that helps you create. That voice makes your work great. That voice is you, so put it in your work, you are more fortunate than most because you have a place for it.

Lenovo says Apple is just “hot air”?

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New, trendy, and flashy products are often ripe targets for competitive ads. I always secretly enjoy when one company directly targets another via their advertising, despite knowing that a more creative (and ultimately more effective) solution most likely exists.

Lenovo seems to have had enough of the ever-so-popular Macbook Air, and takes a shot at it with the release of their new ThinkPad X300. Not only do they say “everything else is hot air,” but they even go as far as to loosely reference the Apple typefaces, gradients, and button styles of apple (below). It kind of takes the whole Mac vs. PC thing to a whole different level.

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one more place to put an ad

As I was attempting to be the quintessential creative mind yesterday, sitting in a coffee shop with my apple laptop & black sketchbook, i carelessly gazed around the coffee shop only to notice something I hadn’t given much thought to: advertising was everywhere. The Coffee sleeves had ads for an upcoming movie, courtesy of BriteVision. There were table toppers for local events and restaurants. There were even ads under the table glass. And then the dozens of concert, performance, festival, etc. flyers in the window. It was as if when I wasn’t looking, someone bombed the coffee shop with advertising. And then I realized maybe I just haven’t been paying attention.

It’s one thing to see one “new media channel” evolve or to discover a new medium, like human skin, corneas, the ocean, or on an escalator, but as a consumer (and a human), it’s only good up to a certain point. Ad after ad after ad, in the same environment, certainly changes the effectiveness. As new technology evolves and allows us to place messages in new and often unheard of locations, the question has to be asked “is it necessary?” Just because we can, does that mean we should?

On the subject of the coffee shop, where branding never seems to cease: we now have ads on the top of the cup. Yes. the top. (or we could, potentially). Inventor Oleksiy Pokalo has created a fairly simple device that can “print” a logo on top of your cup of coffee.

Just on the off chance that your coffee shop doesn’t have enough logos floating around as is. What’s next?

Where The Geeks Are

SXSW Interactive. And that’s where you should be too.

If not physically, then at least checking out the website, talking to people who were there, etc.SXSW (South by SouthWest) is perhaps the most important showcase for new media and new technologies out there. (There’s also film and music parts of the festival which are pretty important in and of themselves, but we’ll focus on the interactive part.)

A good place to start is this list of finalists for the Web awards. You’ll find inspiration from a variety of sites– everything from individual portfolio sites to corporate sites to media sites to random cool websites. Since the awards don’t just focus on things ad agencies have done, you get a more complete vision of what’s noteworthy on the web right now.

Two other place sto get a great overview of SWSX are (a) Deep Focus’ Ian Schafer’s blog. Schafer’s been assiduously documenting the conference and his insights are (as the line goes) the next best thing to being there.  (b) Adpulp’s David Burn’s coverage on his agency’s blog, where you get a different, but equally in-depth account.

Blurring the digital lines: the future of head tracking

For some reason, today being a leap day makes me think of the future. Probably because there won’t be another leap day for four years… or something like that. I can only imagine how technology and media will evolve. Interestingly, I came across this video today showcasing the prototype for Sony PlayStation3’s Camera with headtracking capability. Pretty cool, if not just a bit scary. The majority of head-tracking devices either require some apparatus to be worn, or else lack the definition that the PS3 camera seems to possess.

While certainly a fun and interesting advancement for video games, could there be other implications to such advanced yet simple head-tracking technology? Billboards with eyes that really do follow you? Some new form of direct communication? Interesting to think about. And to view the video with sound, check out the link below.

[via MTV multiplayer blog]

New York Times Displays A Sense of Humor

Right on the front page. And in an obituary no less. The title of the obit “William F. Buckley Jr., 82, Dies; Sesquipedalian Spark of Right” is (for those of you not in the U.S. and/or old enough to remember him) a play on the fact that Buckley was fond of using words like “sesquipedalian” in his speeches and his columns. He definitely kept Webster’s in business.

I mean I don’t know about you, but I had no idea what ”sesquipedalian” meant – my basic knowledge of Latin got me to “150 footed” (sesqui=150 + pedalian = feet or footed) which clearly was wrong.Dictionary.com to the rescue: Sesquipedalian means “given to using long words” and is derived from some term meaning “words of a foot and a half long” (so I was on the right track. Sort of.)

Regardless, it’s nice to see the Times loosen up a little bit and employ some intellectual humor when appropriate. It’s a lesson many corporate and B2B advertisers should heed, because as an old mentor of mine once said: “Just because people are reading about work, doesn’t mean they want to be bored.” 

And besides, we all just learned a new insult today. 

The Housing Bubble

Cookie cutter houses and neighborhoods are as common as cookie cutter Realtors in pant suits. They have mean handshakes and aren’t afraid to use them. A single sale can produce generous margins, enough to stock up on bland business cards that feature stock image houses and  executive photos of themselves. Some agents are bold. They’ll even create magnetic calendar versions of their cards just in case we forget what month it is when we’re reaching for a midnight snack. Why not create a huge billboard identical to your business card? Because when I decide to buy a house, nothing says “buy” like a yearbook photo and a phone number. I have nothing against these peddlers of the American dream who provide a much needed service. I do have something against business as usual. The housing market is where it is because of lender over-speculation and loan baiting. Real estate agents aren’t bad people, just bad marketers in the advertising award show sense. Now that people are buying less square feet if any at all, real estate agents have to work harder for their cut. Those in the know will work smarter. There is some hope for the industry. I found a real estate ad that appeared to have a concept and even appealed to a specific target.

I found the ad in RVA magazine, a local Richmond artsy community publication. They have designers who create ads that fit the magazine’s image. In this competitive landscape (wink wink) agents around the country can benefit from a little creative risk, at least until the market gets better. In an unrelated note, Richmond area home values are on the rise.

Saving Face.



I love buying a round of virtual drinks for my friends. What better way to show them I care without having to deal with all the drunken aftermath (I did what?! I made out with who?!). But as I pass out the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters and Tiki Revenges to my new BFFs, I often find myself asking “How are these people/companies making money off this?” Well, when it comes to more conventional ad forms, it turns out they’re not. With click-through rates around .04%, advertisers have been less than excited about the returns. As it turns out, people really are there to interact with each other. Who knew?! Applications, though, are another story. At first blush the numbers are impressive: 874,742,856 installs across 17,263 applications on Facebook with these applications being used 34,175,797 times in the last 24 hours generating numbers like $300 per active user. But then you come across articles like this where the value of a Facebook application user is valuated at somewhere in the neighborhood of $1.40. Hmmmm That’s a big discrepancy. Digging a little deeper we discover that the bulk of application usage is spread out over a handful of applications — only around 87 according to this article. Doh! Looks like Facebook isn’t a quick path to riches and that advertisers will actually have to put effort into developing messaging, applications, etc. that have true value for their audience. Bartender? Can you make that next Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster a double?

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