Hyundai Giving Away Another Zombie-Proof Survival Machine in Latest Walking Dead Tie-In

The new ad in Hyundai's ongoing tie-in with AMC megahit series The Walking Dead features a scruffy bunch of zombiepocalyse survivors who could pass for Woodbury refugees taking shelter with Sheriff Rick and crew. That means they'll probably be dead soon. Sharp sticks will get them only so far against angry hordes of walkers and that pesky black cloud that hangs over our heroes.

The latest commercial, from Innocean USA, helped kick off the drama's fourth season this week and launch the next round of Hyundai's Chop Shop initiative. Fans can win a custom-designed, tricked-out, zombie-proof 2014 Hyundai Tucson in the "Survive and Drive" sweepstakes. If it's anything like the inaugural prize, unveiled at the recent New York Comic-Con, there will be razor wire and machine guns.

Hyundai, an early sponsor of The Walking Dead, has to love this killer alliance. The show's Season 4 premiere pulled in a record-busting 16.1 million viewers, up 30 percent from its previous high-water mark. More Chop Shop-centric ads will debut on Hyundai's social media networks within the next few weeks. See the previews below.

CREDITS
Client: Hyundai Motor America
Spot: "Speech"

Agency: Innocean USA
Executive Creative Director: Greg Braun
Creative Directors: Barney Goldberg, Scott Muckenthaler, Tom Pettus
Art Director: Arnie Presiado
Copywriter: Jeb Quaid
VP, Director of Integrated Production: Jamil Bardowell
Executive Producer, Content: Brandon Boerner
Product Specialist: Lawrence Chow
VP, Account Director: Juli Swingle
Account Supervisor: Darcy Tokita
Account Coordinator: Kohl Samuels
VP, Digital Engagement and Strategy: Uwe Gutschow
VP, Media Planning: Ben Gogley
Media Director: James Zayti
Senior Business Affairs Manager: Lisa Nichols
Project Manager: Dawn Cochran

Production Company: Biscuit Filmworks
Director: Mike Maguire
DP: Neil Shapiro
Executive Producer: Colleen O'Donnell
Producer: Tracy Broaddus
Production Supervisor: Mitch Livingston
Casting Agent: Mary Ruth

Editorial Company: Union Editorial
Editor: Jim Haygood
VP Executive Producer: Megan Dahlman

Music Company: Human
Producer: Jonathan Stanford

Telecine Place: Company 3
Online Place: Union Editorial
Record Mix Place: Eleven Sound


    

Meet the Man Behind the World’s Best Ad Agency Twitter Feed

Ad agency Twitter feeds are, as a rule, about as interesting as a couple at Home Depot debating which paint chip would best match their duvet. One consistent exception has been R/GA, which serves up fun links and clever insights with a biting wit. The man behind the feed is Chapin Clark, evp and copywriting chief based in the agency's New York headquarters. We spoke with Clark about how he keeps @RGA's tweets interesting and whether he offends any peers or potential clients in the process. He also shares some advice for how agencies and brands can turn their Twitter feeds into something worth reading. Check out the Q&A below.

@RGA is probably the most consistently sarcastic and opinionated agency account out there, at least from a major shop. Has this ever raised any hackles among the execs or with clients?
I've only gotten positive feedback from clients. If there has been any hackle-raising, I have not been privy to it. I don't think I'd still be doing this if I were alienating clients. I can just imagine the conversation with [R/GA CEO] Bob [Greenberg]. "So let's see, this Twitter thing. It doesn't affect sales. Our paying clients hate you. But it's amusing three or four times a week! What do you think we should do here? …"

It's not for everyone. I'm pretty sure there are people within R/GA who don't like it, and I'm OK with that. Wanting to be liked by everyone is what's wrong with a lot of Twitter. However, I do prefer affection to contempt. If the majority of your audience loathes you, you're probably doing something wrong. If that were the case, I'd be looking to adjust my approach.

Why not just dump the daily tweeting on to low-level staffers or agency PR flacks?
That question perfectly captures what's wrong with a lot of corporate and brand accounts! I mean, yes, it's Twitter. We're not mapping the human genome. But it has emerged as a pretty important communications channel, and this is what we do.

If you were in a room speaking to an audience of thousands of people, you'd take that pretty seriously, right? I don't see how Twitter is all that different. If you're going to bother having an account, I think it's worth taking a bit of care to say something truly informative, or differentiated, or funny, or whatever. Whether it's a junior person or a senior person, someone in PR or creative, whoever it is should be someone you trust to do a good job and give it some love.

You're not above calling out other agencies or non-client brand work. How often do you get a response from the other side?
Well, that's something I try to do sparingly. I know how hard it can be to birth a project, and all the things that can happen along the way—things often beyond your control—to alter the final product. I also have praise for other brands' and agencies' work. But sometimes I see something that is so perplexing or appalling that I feel I can't not say something.

A lot of the critical things I tweet are not aimed at singling anyone out but at ourselves collectively as an industry, including R/GA. Like, can we please be a little more thoughtful, a little more suspicious of received wisdom and groupthink? We're all guilty of it. But I think every time we use the word "innovation" for something that makes ordering a pizza easier, or reflexively refer to the simple doing of something as a "hack," we die a little.

What do you think should be the primary goal of an agency's Twitter feed?
Don't be boring. Don't assume that because of your name and reputation people who are chatting with their friends, sharing photos posted by their favorite celebrities, and watching sneak previews of hotly anticipated movies are then going to be interested in reading your press releases. The first goal is for the account to establish a reason for its existence, other than your existence.

Do you ever have trouble keeping up with Twitter postings while dealing with agency projects? Do you go out of your way to make time for it?
Even on my busiest days, it's not hard to work in a few posts. You know, "keeping up" implies that there is some kind of daily expectation on the part of @RGA's followers, which I don't think is the case. I don't think the world is really feeling the loss on those days when I can't push out more than a couple of things. Often, less is more anyway.

I do believe there is a rhythm to Twitter that you develop a feel for. On the days when I have more time to focus on it, I definitely feel more in sync with that rhythm. The things I write feel sharper and better timed, and they get more of a response. My least effective days are when I'm busy with other things and I tweet stuff just to remind people I still exist. Those things are usually out of step with that rhythm, and they die quiet, lonely deaths.

How would you advise brands to be more engaging (or at least interesting) on Twitter?
It's a challenge, for sure. As awful as most "real-time marketing" is, I sympathize with the people charged with making, say, Snyder's pretzels interesting and relevant on Twitter. I guess my first piece of advice would be to pick your moments. I loved it a few weeks ago when the Weather Channel replied to someone who said watching TWC made her "feel like a granny" with "Oops, you misspelled 'baller.' " There's a big difference between that and, crap, it's International Talk Like a Pirate Day so I have to tweet something in a pirate voice.

I think brands could do a better job of finding a space that's connected to what they're about and mining that. Somehow I started following the Little Caesars Bowl. For the potential humor value, I guess. At first I thought, this is going to be good, because what are they going to talk about the other 51 weeks when that event isn't taking place? Well, duh, they talk about college football. It's college football season, and on game days they're really active, and the tweets are OK, and it makes sense for who they are.

And completely aside from brand voice or being entertaining, I don't think you can ever underestimate the value of good customer service, delivered promptly.

—Chapin Clark is evp and managing director of copywriting for R/GA. In addition to @RGA, he posts to Twitter as @chapinc.


    

Ad Campaign With Tattooed Jesus Gets Lots of Ink, Not All of It Positive

The evangelicals at JesusTattoo.org are drawing predictably polarized responses for billboards around Lubbock, Texas, that show Christ covered in tattoos (reading "outcast," "jealous" and "addicted," among other things) and a provocative online video (below) that casts the Messiah as a basement tattoo artist. The campaign is a very broad modern metaphor for the Christian idea of Jesus suffering for the sins of others so they might be saved. (It's also the second coming in recent months of Christ as a hipster. Good lord!)

In the video, Jesus changes his customers' negative tattoos into positive ones. For example, a middle-aged man with "depressed" tattooed on his wrist (heavy symbolism for potential suicide) leaves with the word "confident" there instead. At day's end, when he's finally alone, an exhausted Christ removes his shirt, and we see his body covered with the negative phrases he removed from his customers. "Jesus's love is transformative," explains a spokesperson for JesusTattoo.org. "No matter what you've been marked with, faith in Him and love for others will transform us."

Critics, including older Texans interviewed about the billboards by Austin station KEYE-TV, blast the concept as "derogatory" and "blasphemous," though younger Texans have reacted in a more positive way. Since teens and young adults generally love tattoos, the generational divide isn't surprising. The campaign is certainly spreading the word, with the clip's YouTube views—130,000 in about two weeks—ascending since press coverage began in earnest a few days ago.

Personally, I find the premise quite moving, and as valid an updating of New Testament themes as Jesus Christ Superstar was a few generations ago. That said, the tattoo concept works better in the video than on the billboards. The latter, glimpsed briefly from passing cars, can easily be misinterpreted, while the six-minute video affords time for explanation and contemplation. Still, it's not entirely successful, at times threading the needle between artistic license and unintentional goofiness, particularly in the awkward overkill of the closing narration ("Tell Him … that you want Him to be your friend!") and the fact that the actor in some shots resembles Geico's caveman or a freaky Jim Morrison.

I kept praying Zombie Boy would show up and give the Savior a real challenge … and maybe trigger Armageddon right on the spot. Of course, some lost souls are beyond redemption.


    

Alison Gold’s Insane ‘Chinese Food’ Video Is the New Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’

Patrice Wilson, the guy who gave us Rebecca Black's "Friday" video, is back to his trolling ways with another ludicrously awful production starring a teen singer—Alison Gold's video for "Chinese Food." In it, Gold sings about—well, about how much she just loves Chinese food. "I love Chinese food/You know that it's true/I love fried rice, I love noodles/I love chow mein, chow m-m-m-mein," she sings idiotically. (Wilson, who appeared in the "Friday" video, shows up here as a rapping panda bear.) The aggressive stupidity of the lyrics matches that of "Friday," and the video is on the same general trajectory—almost a million YouTube views in 24 hours, and almost a 4-to-1 ratio of dislikes to likes. Chinese-food chain Panda Express gets a mention, but hasn't officially responded to the video yet. Judging by their own weird ads (see below), they'll probably like it.


    

Lufthansa Offers a Life in Berlin to First Swede to Legally Change His or Her Name to Klaus-Heidi

Interested in being ein Berliner?

German airline Lufthansa is running a contest in Sweden, dreamed up by the pranksters at DDB Stockholm, that features an impressive grand prize—a free trip, a free apartment in Berlin, a bike and "everything else you need to start a whole new life." All you have to do? Change your name, legally, to Klaus-Heidi.

Clearly that name would suit either man or woman, so that's the first hurdle out of the way. DDB tells us: "The first person to change their surname and upload a new legitimate passport or ID at the campaign site wins the whole shebang. So who wants to become a real Berliner? Who will he or she be? Who is Klaus-Heidi?"

For those not willing or able to take such drastic action, you can also change your name only on Facebook and get a discount on plane tickets to Germany.


    

Ikea or Death: Can You Tell the Difference?

Pittsburgh ad agency Gatesman+Dave put together an online quiz called Ikea or Death that tests your knowledge of both Ikea products and heavy metal. The quiz gives you an ominous, Swedish-sounding word, and you choose whether it's the name of an Ikea product or a death metal band. (Most of the band names dropped here are black metal bands, but whatever.) It's way harder than you think. The tiny sliver of my Facebook feed who aren't posting about weddings or babies have picked up on this recently, and it's a fun way to kill a few minutes. Also, and I don't mean to brag here, but my final scorecard insinuated that I am either Ingvar Kamprad or Satan himself.


    

James Franco Endorses ‘Consider This Sh*t’ Ads Aimed at Getting Him an Oscar for Spring Breakers

If this Oscar campaign for James Franco is successful, it could mark the first time a boobs-and-bongs flick gets anywhere near the uptight Academy Awards.

Franco, recently seen getting his handsome face punched in for a Comedy Central roast promo, is now the star of some "For your consideration" ads for Spring Breakers, a movie that most Academy voters likely (wisely) skipped. Even so, distributor A24 is asking them to "Consider this shit"—meaning, think about giving Franco a nomination for best supporting actor for his work as gun-toting, cornrow-wearing, rapper-drug dealer Alien. Critics called the flick misogynistic and leering, part sellout and satire, though most major reviews singled out Franco as a bright spot amid a bevy of bikini-clad former Disney babes.

Franco, who was previously nominated for 127 Hours, seems OK with the campaign, telling the Today show on Monday: "My favorite movie that I've done this year is 'Spring Breakers.' And they're doing an … Oscar campaign for it. … I wanted to put that out there for Harmony Korine, the director."

Maybe he could reprise the movie's musical number at the Oscars. Franco as Alien at a white grand piano singing a Britney Spears ballad with his girl posse dancing around in pink ski masks—that sure would bring the gangsta. And it would be more entertaining than his last trip to the show.


    

Man Uses Grappling Hook and Rope to Flee Michael Wolff in USA Today Ad

USA Today has begun promoting several columnists in short YouTube videos—the most entertaining of which stars Michael Wolff, erstwhile Adweek editor and current writer for USA Today's Money section. In the spot, Wolff's takes-no-prisoners reputation has one suit literally running scared—he uses a grappling hook and rope to flee his office building upon hearing that the columnist has arrived and wants a word. Alas, they meet on the sidewalk, and the man barks, "This is off the record!"—as Wolff, nonplussed, silently tries to comprehend the man's desperation. The voiceover, echoed in on-screen copy, says: "Read Michael Wolff. And thank your lucky stars he's not writing about you." Commercial acting—is it everything Wolff expected and more? "All in a day's shamelessness," he tells AdFreak. See the paper's ads for columnists Christine Brennan and Susan Page below.


    

Creationists Smite Atheists as Billboard Holy War Moves to Times Square

Creationists have thrown the latest stone in the heated battle to piss off the most number of people with a billboard. "To all our atheist friends: Thank God you're wrong," declares a billboard in New York's Times Square. (There's also one in San Francisco.) Paid for by Answers in Genesis, the ministry behind Cincinnati's Creation Museum (you know, the one where you get to frolic with dinosaurs), the billboard directs people to a site that explains the Young Earth Creationist theory—one which many god-fearing believers don't believe. Dave Silverman, president of the American Atheists tells CNN: "They're throwing down the gauntlet, and we're picking it up," adding that his group will "slap them in the face" with it. I think this means holy war.


    

Burn After Reading: A Curiously Combustible Book Design for Fahrenheit 451

Art director/graphic designer Elizabeth Perez's concept book design for Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451 is ironic and incendiary—and yes, pretty cool. Reactionaries have been waiting, unironically, for this kind of forward design thinking for centuries. Here's what Perez had to say about her design when she posted it back in February:

Fahrenheit 451 is a novel about a dystopian future where books are outlawed and firemen burn any house that contains them. The story is about suppressing ideas, and about how television destroys interest in reading literature. I wanted to spread the book-burning message to the book itself. The book's spine is screen-printed with a matchbook striking paper surface, so the book itself can be burned.

She talks about it more in this blog post. Via PSFK.

CREDITS
Client: The Austin Creative Department
Creative Director: Will Chau
Art Director/Designer: Elizabeth Perez


    

Agency Sets Up Its Office on the Sidewalk Once a Month to Soak Up the Real World

Way to gain some street cred!

South African design firm Studio Shelf has been taking its laptops and a few pieces of colorful furniture outdoors and setting up shop one day a month in public spaces around Cape Town as a means of "testing the immediacy of design and seeing what the collaboration between designers, communities and businesses has to offer." During these forays, members of the four-person collective share their views on the business with passersby, evaluate portfolios dropped off by local talent and even take occasional requests for on-the-spot logo designs.

I told my boss we should try something similar, and he gave me a wooden stool and an iPad to take into the alley behind AdFreak HQ. The idea seemed like a breath of fresh air, but the reeking dumpsters and pigeon attacks may quickly curtail this particular project's shelf life.

Via PSFK.

UPDATE: Shelf co-director Lourina Botha tells AdFreak that the project is designed "to gauge the role of design in the lives of people in Cape Town. Do people understand what design can do? Do they care? Is design something they should care about? Are we designing for people or just other designers? It's a very reflective process." She adds, "As with science, research is done through experiments that often fail. So yes, we've sat in the sun for days with not a single person engaging, there's been rain, we've been shouted and laughed at. … We've also heard epic life stories and gained valuable insights about our own streets."


    

Alberta Gets Gross to Make Germophobes Think Twice About Unprotected Sex

When it comes to sex, Alberta seems to be redefining the phrase "getting freaky." Already home to Canada's highest rate of syphilis, the province is now seeing a rise in gonorrhea, leading health officials to launch an unsettling ad campaign called "Sex Germs."

The concept is that residents who are careful about avoiding germs such as the common cold virus clearly aren't as careful about sexually transmitted diseases. "We seem to have developed good habits in avoiding everyday germs," the campaign site asks, "but what about sex germs?"

Targeted at the 18- to 24-year-old crowd, the ads from agency Calder Bateman feature models sporting a communicable-disease-chic red eye/snot combo with a caption like, "His cold is just one thing you could catch."

This is a follow-up to Alberta's "Plenty of Syph" campaign against syphilis. As an STD awareness campaign, it's a little reminiscent of Trojan's "I got you gonorrhea for your 21st birthday" commercial from 2009 and far less exciting than Toronto's "Attack of the Cursed Syphilis" poster campaign. It's also grosser than this French commercial with guys in STD costumes chasing scantily clad lovers, but way less weird.

Check out the TV spot below and two posters after the jump.

 


    

Angry and Inebriated? Why Not Drunk-Dial Congress?

Government shutdown driving you to drink? Maybe now's a good time to drunk-dial Congress. Revolution Messaging, a mobile advertising firm that reps political clients, probably had some free time during the shutdown, so the team invented a platform that allows you to randomly dial a member of Congress and start screaming. The microsite, DrunkDialCongress.org, even helpfully provides topics and drink recipes. As a marketing tactic, Revolution Messaging has found a great way to keep its business top of mind even when members of Congress are out of their damn minds. The beauty of the platform is the random-calling feature. Because everyone in Congress is to blame when no one can watch the panda. Party politics aside, we’ve all got a reason to get pissed.


    

FX’s Archer Finally Goes Full Danger Zone in New Promo

Well, they finally went and did it.

After four solid seasons of douchebaggy secret agent Sterling Archer bellowing "DANGER ZONE!" in a Logginsy falsetto, FX has re-created the hilariously self-serious music video of the action theme from Top Gun. Archer is (of course) Tom Cruise's Maverick, evil psychopath Barry is Val Kilmer's Iceman, Archer's on-again-off-again girlfriend Lana is the Meg Ryan character, and his secret friend with benefits, Pam, is Kelly McGillis. And, of course, poor Cyril is Goose.

The crème de la crème, though, is disturbingly perverted IT guy Krieger as the great Kenny Loggins, leering at the camera in a fashion that seems parodic and over-the-top until you see the actual music video (see below the FX clip).

I wish I could remember the exact moment when Archer became a show I admitted I loved. It was probably around the time Archer started talking about how he "didn't invent the turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment." It's consistently one of the best-acted shows on TV, especially H. Jon Benjamin as the lead character. And the jokes … well, just watch to the end of the clip.


    

14 Orgasmic Movie Posters Caught in the Act for Lars von Trier’s Nymphomaniac


    

‘Stuntbrofessional’ Satires Energy Drink Marketing in NOS Digital Campaign

Coca-Cola's NOS Energy Drink takes stupidity to a "hiiire" level in a mind-meltingly over-the-top series of digital clips mocking the marketing tactics used by competitor brands like Monster and Red Bull.

Clocking in a bit under two minutes each, the clips from agency Mistress feature the many failed job interviews of Jordan Treehoefer, an "energy drink marketing stuntbrofessional for hiiire."

Treehoefer is the oafish em-bro-diment of loud, loutish, big-time energy drink promotions, and the videos detail his attempts to get a job hawking NOS, only to fail because the brand is too legit. An overcaffeinated pastiche of John Belushi, Bob Odenkirk and Randy Savage, Treehoefer is like an amped-up grizzly bear with a marketing degree.

This buffoon unloads many choice lines during his mildly NSFW "interviews" at NOS, such as: "Is your mind getting hard? I'm about to blow it;" "People respect you when you blow your wad;" "You've gotta blast your logo all over everyone's faces;" and his oft-repeated mantra, "People are stupid."

Treehoefer's all about staging outrageous stunts to promote NOS (and coincidentally satirize other energy drink brands). While wearing a spacesuit, he pitches a Red Bull-esque Mars expedition, screening animation of an astronaut whose head explodes into dollar bills as he removes his helmet. "Boom! THAT'S how you sell energy drinks!" He's got mad cycle tricks in his repertoire, such as the "McGloryHole3000," "McGrundle720" and his signature move, the "940McWankle," in which he rear-humps the handlebars while flying through the air.

Like the product being advertised, this stuff is an acquiiired taste. Some viewers won't last through 20 seconds of these videos—but they're probably not in the demographic, anyway. The brand's young male target market appears to be responding, with the ads generating more than 1.5 million combined YouTube views since the first clip was posted a month ago. Check them all out after the jump.

 


    

Man Actually Cooks Entire Disgusting Meal Described in Patton Oswalt’s Fake Ad for Black Angus

When Patton Oswalt described a grotesquely gluttonous meal in his fake ad for Black Angus Steakhouse way back in 2004, the up-and-coming comedian surely didn't intend for it to ever be made. But this week, one of Oswalt's fans stepped up to the challenge and posted a photo gallery of his creation—a full feast of Oswalt's own design.

It was an accomplishment worthy of note by Oswalt himself. "This psycho cooked—in reality—EVERY SINGLE ITEM from my 'Black Angus' bit for his friend's bachelor party," the comedian posted yesterday on Facebook. While the photos aren't exactly well-lit or appetizing, they seem just about as appealing as Oswalt probably intended them to be.

The video below contains the audio of Oswalt's original ad. After the jump, check out the photos and how they compare with Oswalt's original description.

Warning: The video clip is probably NSFW. (But the photos below are fine.)

"At Black Angus, we’ll start you off with our appetizer platter, featuring five jumbo deep-fried Gulf shrimp, served on a disc of salted butter, with 15 of our potato-bacon bombs and a big bowl of pork cracklins with our cheese-and-butter dippin’ sauce."

“Then we'll take you to our mile-long soup and salad bar featuring bacon-and-cheese cream soup and our five head of iceberg lettuce He-Man salad served in a punch bowl with 18 pounds of ranch dressing, pork-stuffed deep fried croutons and, what the hell, a couple of corn dogs!”

“Then we’ll wheel out our bottomless trough of fried dough.”

"Then we’ll bring out our 55-ounce Los Mesa He-Man steak slab, served with a deep-fried pumpkin, stuffed with buttered scallops and 53 of our potato-bacon bombs.”

“And then bend over, Abigail Mae, cause here comes the gravy pipe!”

“At Black Angus, your name is Peaches.”

Hat tip to my friend Sherri Ross Walters for sharing this on Facebook.


    

Highway Loop Becomes Massive Pink Ribbon for Cancer Awareness

Here's a simple, clever and well-executed idea from our friends in Iceland. Agency Brandenburg partnered with the Icelandic Cancer Society to paint a looping highway ramp pink in celebration of Cancer Awareness Month. While only truly visible from the air, the bright pink street paint was still quite attention-grabbing for Reykjavík motorists, as you can see in the case study video below.


    

Austin Bar Makes Amends After Putting Out the Year’s Worst Sidewalk Sign

There are awesome chalkboard sidewalk signs, and there are less awesome chalkboard sidewalk signs. Minibar, a bar in Austin, Texas, recently put out a less awesome chalkboard sidewalk sign—and then scrambled to contain the damage.

The sign above would be bad enough at any time of year, but particularly so in October, which is domestic violence awareness month. (Also, sorry, but Heineken is an import.) An Austin resident who works at a women's shelter in town posted a photo of the sign on Instagram and Facebook, and it was soon picked up nationally.

The bar moved quickly to atone for the offense, firing the person responsible and pledging to donate $1 of every domestic beer sold this month to the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence. (Check out the Facebook comments for proof of how welcome this kind of swift, decisive action can be among consumers.) Might be time for copywriting lessons, too.


    

Is Your Dog or Cat Out Chasing Tail? Try These Pet Condoms.

Got a pet on the prowl? Afraid Sparky's a sex addict? Then Animal Instinct Pet Condoms are for you. Too bad they're also fictional. Outdoor and online, the San Francisco SPCA is trolling people with the ridiculous concept of animal condoms to draw attention to the serious issue of pet overpopulation. When you try to dig deeper on the site to learn how to talk to your pet about protection, the site reminds you that the only real way to fix the problem is to spay and neuter. The fact is, of the 6 to 8 million pets that land in shelters each year, barely half are adopted. The rest get euthanized. So before the situation gets even more out of hand, go ahead and lop off Fido's joy berries. It's a lot easier than putting a rain jacket on his junk every time you go to the doggy park.