FSA levies £250k fine for misleading sales tactics

LONDON – A stockbroker that used high-pressure sales techniques has been fined £250,000 and is being forced to write to its customers and tell them how they can make complaints.

Artist has a beef with new meat campaign

Beeflandscapes
When we saw the beef industry’s new “Powerful Beefscapes” ads (left), they rang a bell. Then we remembered Nicolas Lampert’s “Meatscapes” (right), which we wrote about last May. The similarities are striking, with giant cuts of beef dominating meaty landscapes in both efforts. In our earlier piece, we even suggested (jokingly) that the beef council build a campaign around Lampert’s work. If that’s what happened, he wasn’t told about it. “I had not seen these ads until you brought them to my attention,” Lampert tells us in an e-mail, adding that, in his opinion, the ad work “borders very closely on plagiarism.” With Meatscapes, Lampert is commenting on the impact the meat industry has on the environment. Thus, he finds it odd that beef producers would embrace similar imagery. “What surprises me is why they would want to detail close-up shots of meat, as it has the potential to revolt the viewer,” he says. Read more about the campaign here.

—Posted by Tim Nudd

New Dodge Ram puts cattle in the mood

Cattle
There were bound to be a few glitches when Chrysler decided to promote the 2009 Dodge Ram on Sunday by escorting a herd of Texas Longhorn cattle through the streets of Detroit. Things seemed to go pretty smoothly until Chrysler LLC vice chairman and president Jim Press tried to describe the revamped model’s benefits, just as some of the cattle started mounting each other. “The bulls want to see the trucks, they don’t want to leave,“ Press said as the romance began. “Oh, look at that. … Well, let’s not watch that.” Auto writers have praised Press for his ability to roll with the situation, but I think he missed a few good opportunities: “Here, watch what we’re gonna do to the competition.” “See? Dodge always comes out on top!” “Hey, looks like someone is playing John Mayer on the new Dolby 7.1 in-dash MP3 player!” Or, for maximum awkwardness, he could have just yelled “Ram!” into the microphone until it was over. Photo via The GarageBlog.

—Posted by David Griner

Greatest-beards list ends up a bit scraggly

Keaton
Best Week Ever’s writers must have gone on strike too, because there’s no other way their list of greatest celebrity beards would have seen the light of day. Inspired by Conan O’Brien and David Letterman’s strike beards, the list includes Cat Stevens and the dad from Family Ties—names on the tips of everyone’s tongues, of course—as well as Princess Vespa’s stunt double, who apparently had a beard, not that they provide a photo to back this claim. What’s worse, they call Home Improvement an “alpha-male” show, because nothing says “man of the house” quite like being a grunting idiot whose wife and kids always outsmart you (this came up while celebrating Richard “Al Boreland” Karn’s beard). And putting Bob Ross on this list when they should have saved him for the White Guy Afro retrospective is irresponsible. By the way, please don’t write a White Guy Afro retrospective.

—Posted by David Kiefaber

Motorola awards £200m account to Ogilvy

LONDON – Motorola has consolidated its £200m advertising account for Europe, the Middle East and Africa (EMEA) into Ogilvy following a six-month review of its agency arrangements, Marketing can exclusively reveal.

‘Aqua Teen Terrorist’ tries to stay relevant

Aquaguys
Has it really been a year since Boston was held in the grip of terror by an ad campaign for Cartoon Network’s Aqua Teen Hunger Force? Some of the technology used in an outdoor promotion sparked a citywide bomb scare. Ah, memories. One of the “artists” who worked on the stunt, Peter Berdovsky (the guy with the dreads in the photo), “has embraced the notoriety he’s gained,” according to the Associated Press. “He’s incorporating it into his art and trying to use it to make a buck.” Berdovsky, aka “Zebbler,” sells prints of the hospital mural he and collaborator Sean Stevens (the guy on the left) painted as part of their community service. Ah, capitalism. Berdovsky calls himself the “Aqua Teen Terrorist,” adding, “I view media attention as useful to my potential success as an artist. Any exposure is good for me.” Sure, the media are playing into this genius’s hands with our continued coverage, but how else can Zebbler and the “Don’t Tase me” guy keep their 15 minutes ticking? (And that’s just their fame ticking, not a bomb. So relax, Boston.)

—Posted by David Gianatasio

A chimney-sweep ad you won’t soon forget

Given that chimney sweeps and peppy commercial jingles are both quaint and outdated, it only makes sense that they’d team up for this ChimneySweepers.com spot. Along with being a rather annoying example of man’s inhumanity to man, this ad taught me how to spell “chimney” on my telephone keypad. A valuable life skill, indeed. When the time comes for me to call this company and yell them stupid about how I can’t get their song out of my head, I won’t waste precious time aligning letters to number keys.

—Posted by David Kiefaber

WPP staff are biggest UK donors to US candidates

NEW YORK – Staff at WPP Group have donated more to US election candidates than any other British company, according to figures from the US Federal Election Commission.

Akupunkturpraxis: Pins

Akupunkturpraxis: Pins

Advertising Agency: BBDO, Berlin, Germany
Creative Directors: Armin Jochum, Toufic Beyhum
Art Directors: Toufic Beyhum, Armin Jochum
Published: November 2007

Mercedes Benz Actros V8: Red shirt

Mercedes Benz Actros V8: Red shirt

Faster than you think. Actros V8.

Advertising Agency: BBDO, Berlin, Germany
Creative Director: Armin Jochum, Toufic Beyhum
Art Director: Toufic Beyhum, Armin Jochum
Copywriter: Armin Jochum
Photographer: Tom Peschel
Published: December 2007

Internet adspend growth hit by economic slowdown

LONDON – Growth in internet adspend appears to be falling off, with the smallest upward revision to online marketing budgets since the autumn of 2003, according to the latest Bellwether Report.

Study: boardrooms undervalue marketing

LONDON – Boardrooms are divided over the value of marketing, with the relationship between chief financial officers and marketing chiefs particularly strained.

Paramount Pictures sign up Way To Blue

LONDON – Paramount Pictures has re-signed digital PR agency Way to Blue, which will work on a slew of upcoming film releases including ‘Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’.

Direct budgets revised down for second quarter running

LONDON – Direct marketing budgets were revised down on average in the fourth quarter of 2007 for the second consecutive quarter, according to the Bellwether Report published today.

Cello acquires 23% of youth research firm Face

LONDON – Cello Group has acquired an initial 23% stake in Face, a web 2.0 market research consultancy, for an undisclosed sum.

Synovate appoints UK head for MarketQuest

LONDON – Synovate, the Aegis-owned market research group, has appointed Pranay Jeyachandran as head of its MarketQuest research team in the UK.

Dental Floss: Popcorn

Dental Floss: Popcorn

There’s no place where food could hide.

Client: Ojo de Iberoamerica Young Creatives
Avertising Agency: VéritasDDB Ecuador
Product: Dental Floss
DGC: Germán Garrido
Copy: José Antonio González
Art Director: Mariano Escobal
Plastic Art: Paul Carrión

Dental Floss: Broccoli

Dental Floss: Broccoli

There’s no place where food could hide.

Client: Ojo de Iberoamerica Young Creatives
Avertising Agency: VéritasDDB Ecuador
Product: Dental Floss
DGC: Germán Garrido
Copy: José Antonio González
Art Director: Mariano Escobal
Plastic Art: Paul Carrión

Dancing on Ice pulls in almost 10m as returning shows deliver for ITV1

LONDON – The return of ‘Primeval’ and ‘Dancing on Ice’ scored for ITV1 on Saturday, with almost 10m turning in for the dancing according to unofficial overnight figures, although its new Paul Merton improvisational comedy show proved an instant miss with viewers.

McIlheney to relaunch Daily Sport as blokes’ tabloid

LONDON – The Daily Sport is to be revamped as a tabloid for modern British blokes with the appointment of Emap veteran Barry Mcllheney as editor-in-chief of Sport Media Group.