W+K Portland Introduces Mandroid for Old Spice

Here’s yet another item from W+K today, as the agency has debuted its latest campaign for Old Spice, introducing a creepy new android character.

The new character makes his debut in the 30-second “Soccer” (featured above). When the robotic man goes to kick a soccer ball at the beach, he falls directly onto a sunbathing woman, crushing her ribs. Initially irked by the painful injury, she then notices that he smells amazing. When the android says that he can’t get up, she replies, suggestively “Maybe I don’t want you to.” Coming on the heels of the funny Terry Crews-filled World Cup spot, it’s pretty disappointing. It also marks something of a creepiness trend in W+K’s Old Spice work, with the campaign featuring anthropomorphic hair getting the creepy ball rolling earlier this year. Its “our products will make women want you” message is also vaguely reminiscent of Axe’s strategy of marketing to pubescent boys — the only demographic desperate/gullible enough to swallow such a claim. Either approach is irksome enough on its own, but combined they’re truly troubling. W+K’s latest campaign for Old Spice also features the 30-second online spot “Nightclub,” which takes a similar (but possibly even more ridiculous) approach. We’ve featured it after the jump for any interested parties. (more…)

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Deutsch LA Brings Pop Secret to the ‘MicroRave’

Adweek described Deutsch LA’s “MicroRave” for Pop Secret perfectly as “like a sad, seizure-inducing nightclub for corn,” in a post that also questioned whether it was the worst ad of the year.

Deutsch LA points out, defensively, “This wasn’t intended as an ad, but as a quickie video for social media meant to celebrate the EDC festival happening the weekend we launched it,” which may disqualify it from that title. The premise of the spot (or “quickie video” or whatever you want to call it) is simple: popcorn attend a “MicroRave” complete with blasting electronic music, seizure-inducing lighting, beads of butter-sweat (which doesn’t exactly make Pop Secret seem appetizing) and a trail of kernels sadly waiting to get in. As if that wasn’t enough already, there’s also a 20-minute long “Extended Party Version,” which we’ve included for anyone masochistic enough to attempt to sit through it after the jump.  (more…)

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Is Advertising and Marketing with the U.S. Flag Unethical?

Happy (belated) Independence Day. This weekend was America’s birthday. Contact the fire department for these 238 candles. Now, go to the store — any store — and you will see brands adorned with Old Glory everywhere.

Up and down the shelves, the U.S. flag decorates nearly every product you see, quite literally from soup to nuts. If it can be printed, it will be sold. Here’s the question: As patriotic as this country says it is, what about this decoration doesn’t scream “desecration?

Ethics aside, isn’t this just a little illegal? (Hint: the law says yes.)

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Cornett Introduces ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken Bone Gold Necklaces’ for KFC

In what is surely one of the strangest campaigns you’ll see this week, Kentucky-based Cornett — the agency behind “Beardvertising” and “Kentucky Kicks Ass” has introduced “Kentucky Fried Chicken Bone Gold Necklaces” for KFC.

Cornett notes that “many great inventions have come out of Kentucky” — such as bourbon, the bowie knife, and, of course, fried chicken. So now, the Kentucky-based integrated agency has “ taken one great Kentucky invention and turned it into a completely new Kentucky invention.” “Like Willy Wonka’s ’Everlasting Gobstopper,’” they’ve “ figured about a way to make it possible to savor a single piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken forever.” That would be by dipping the bones in 14 kt gold and turning them into necklaces. The agency teamed up with Kentucky jewelry designer Meg C to create a line of “Kentucky Fried Chicken Bone Gold Necklaces.” Just what you always wanted! They’re releasing a limited run of 20 “Gold Kentucky Fried Chicken Wang Bone Necklaces on Friday, June 27th (that would be tomorrow) at 10:00 AM. Click here to learn more.

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W+K Portland Takes Terry Crews, Old Spice to the Next Level of Craziness

W+K Portland and Terry Crews are back, dialing up the mishigas in a new spot for Old Spice entitled “Drill to Brazil.”

In what may be the craziest Old Spice spot yet, Crews attempts to drill to Brazil by spiraling himself into the ground, because Terry Crews is magic. After a few failed attempts see him end up in Egypt, an office, and a snowcone, Crews finally gets to Brazil, where he meets what appears to be Brazilian Crews. In Brazil, Crews shares (screams) the message, “Old Spice thinks you’re amazing and is now available in Brazil!” before heading off to an unexpected location. If you’ve seen any of the previous Crews spots you already know the drill, just expect even more random craziness than usual from this one.

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Geometry Global’s ‘Pet Condoms’ Stunt Gets Some Love at Cannes

Back in December Geometry Global raised some eyebrows with their “Animal Instincts Pet Condoms” campaign.

The agency put up what appeared to be a free pet condom dispenser in a San Francisco park. When passers-by used the dispenser they received “condom shaped brochures explaining the importance of spaying and neutering pets.” People were directed to the Pet Condoms website, which appears to promote condom use for pets, but really just encourages spaying and neutering. The man’s face in the video above, when he receives what he believes to be a pet condom, pretty much says it all.

The campaign, which debuted back in December, generated “Over 30,000 + site visits, social chatter in over 166 countries” and became the number one trending topic on Reddit within 36 hours. All this buzz got Cannes’ attention, and the campaign was short listed at Cannes for a Promo & Activation Lion in two categories: Use of Guerrilla Marketing in a Promotional Campaign (Small Scale), Use of Promotional Stunts and Live Advertising.

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Fake Grey Poupon Spot Is Fake

Sadly, the “banned Grey Poupon ad” scoring clicks on Reddit and other web aggregators today is not real: it was posted on YouTube by OBVS, which seems to stand for “Online Broadcast Virtual Station” but could just as easily (and more appropriately) mean “OBVS produced by my up-and-coming sketch comedy troupe, bro.”

There’s also the fact that it doesn’t exactly introduce any new ideas, playing instead on a superior campaign that most of our readers still hated–and that it takes us back to the time when the brand really was defined by its ads.

Still, the clip made us chuckle, however briefly. And it’s a Monday.

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Australian Creatives Poke Fun at Your Least Favorite Agency Trends

Want to watch a few top creatives at Australian agencies have some straight-faced fun at the expense of current industry trends? Sure you do.

Yes, the video is a little long–but it does manage to allow CCOs and ECDs from Ogilvy, BBDO, JWT, etc. to get some camera time and drop a few inside jokes.

Of course, it’s all about promoting a Creative Fuel conference in Sydney next month, at which speakers like RGA founder Bob Greenberg will apparently encourage agency professionals to “cut the bullshit and refocus on creativity.”

Still, “The World’s First Crowd Sourced 3D-Printed QR Code Live Streamed Via Go Pro To A Smart Phone Or Tablet Device Drone Delivery Ticket System Project” almost sounds believable, doesn’t it?

If you’re really pressed for time, skip ahead to 4:00 for a bit of light slapstick.

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TDA Gets Creepy for Firstbank

TDA Boulder has a new ad for Firstbank highlighting the bank’s free checking entitled “Bargain Dummy.” If ventriloquism freaks you out, stay clear of this one.

In the spot, Firstbank’s free checking is contrasted with a less promising free giveaway. A man at a yard sale holds up a ventriloquist dummy and asks, “How much is this?”

“Oh, that’s free” replies the seller. When the man inquires what’s wrong with it, the woman replies, unconvincingly, “Nothing.” As the man walks away with the dummy on his shoulder, the dummy’s eyes shift and look around. “Free isn’t always a good thing,” says a voiceover, accompanied by eerie music, “except when it comes to free checking at Firstbank.”

The creepy 30-second spot is aimed at the 16-39 audience and will run on all broadcast networks, with an emphasis on sports and primetime, as well as more than 20 cable channels, including AMC, ESPN, Comedy Centeral, and USA Network. “Bargain Dummy” will also live online on sites such as EPSN, Pandora, Hulu, Yahoo, and Tremor, where it is sure to creep out unsuspecting site visitors. The geo-targeted online buy includes Colorado, Pheonix, Arizona, and Palm Springs, Califronia. Stick around for credits after the jump. continued…

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Grey SF, Norton ‘Boldly Go’ Over the Top

Grey San Francisco has created a new rebranding campaign for Norton that demonstrates a certain flair for the dramatic.

The anthem ad at the center of the campaign features lines like “The boldest gift has yet to be given,” “The boldest file has yet to be downloaded, without a second thought” and “The boldest life is out there.” At its conclusion, the spot advises, “Go boldly and you will find bliss.”

To us, this message translates as: “Go ahead and download that torrent; your antivirus software can handle it.”

Our protagonist–presumably so excited by Norton’s software that he can’t contain himself–proceeds to triumphantly rip off his own shirt. Maybe it was the confidence that came from knowing that his photo folders are safe…even if they’re not on the cloud.

Digital ads will appear on CBS News, CNN, Forbes and YouTube, with print ads planned for The Wall Street Journal and Forbes.

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BBDO Dusseldorf Invites ET’s to Swiss Biosphere

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Yes, folks, you read that correctly. In one of the more peculiar, yet intriguing campaigns we’ve received as of late, BBDO Dusseldorf has been sending out an invite  over a 24-hour span (with the help of one of Europe’s biggest radio telescopes) to, yep, extra-terrestrials, asking them to come visit Entlebuch, which is Switerzland’s first official UNESCO biosphere reserve. UNESCO, in case you didn’t know, is an agency of the UN that stands for United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization and is intent on building of peace, the eradication of poverty and sustainable development (current focuses include Africa and gender equality).

Anyhow, the Entlebuch valley itself aims to maintain a sustainable way of living for anywhere from 50 to 500,000 years, so they’re giving our friends from outer space a fairly wide  time span to work with  should they choose to make the trek to Swiss country. And what better way to reach any and all ETs that may be lurking out there than with a little yodeling, alphorn music as well as regional smells and sounds. If that doesn’t win the beings from outer space over, we don’t know what will. Good luck, gang, and make sure to let Mulder know if  and when you succeed. Credits after the jump.

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Leo Burnett Toronto ‘Say Yes to Yes’ for Coors Light

Leo Burnett Toronto has a new campaign for Coors Light, called “Say Yes to Yes,” which doesn’t put up much of a front about promoting “drinking responsibly.” Instead, they’re promoting the kind of drinking that leads to pantlessness, “going to bed not in your bed,” and “winning donkeys named Richard.” Coors Light can’t promise you all these things will happen, but they can promise “Saying yes to adventure” (in this case, “adventure” means “watery light beer”) will lead to better stories.

All these “not promises” are delivered from an unexpected, and pretty ridiculous source. Clearly, the target of the campaign is the barely above drinking age crowd, who can still be swayed into thinking Coors Light is the perfect thing a night of drunken debauchery. In addition to the 60-second version above, Coors Light will air a 30-second broadcast version, which will run until the end of the summer. Stick around for credits after the jump. continued…

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Jordan Zimmerman REALLY Wants to Meet You

Are you a social media wizard? Do you need some help learning how to build a dream, whatever it might happen to be? Most importantly, do you love Fort Lauderdale as much as everyone else on Earth does?

If you answered “yes” to any of those questions–and even if you didn’t–then self-described “maverick advertising icon” Jordan Zimmerman would LOVE to meet you.

In the past Mr. Zimmerman has offered his thoughts on politics and the state of the union–but in this case he simply wants to impart some of the wisdom that comes from building a “$3 Billion empire” and provide you, lucky John or Jane, with “a priceless look into the business world that few seldom see.”

Trust him–this will be worth your while.

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Miller Lite, Guy Fieri Form Unholy Alliance

This one has been around for  a while, but we just couldn’t resist.

Agencies GMR (who handled talent selection, negotiation and management) and Integer (execution across retail) teamed up to bring together human keg stand Guy Fieri and watery swill Miller Lite to form an unholy alliance of annoying proportions. God have mercy on us all.

Fieri — who Anthony Bourdain once described as the product that would result “if Ed Hardy f*cked a juggalo” — is hosting a series of Miller Lite branded content on his site, Grill With Guy. One would assume that the toxic levels of hair gel Fieri applies would render himself extremely flammable, but Fieri just shares some summer grilling recipes, such as the beef and beer cheese nachos featured in the video, which we’ve left til after the jump.

Surprisingly, not all of the recipes call for Miller Lite, like the “Asian Style Grilled Salmon” (surprise: Fieri knows what mirin is), which instead ends with the instruction “Enjoy with a cold Miller Lite.” (Obviously you should never trust a recipe that ends this way.)

While it’s alarming to think that anyone who takes cooking advice from a man with a racing stripe on his refrigerator would be allowed near an open flame, it’s at least somewhat of a relief that they will have a watered-down lite beer on hand to extinguish the blaze should things get out of hand. Miller Lite and Fieri plan to keep their relationship going after the summer, with “flavorful ideas for football season” (whatever those might be).

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Fallon Brings Fanny Packs, Bad Dancing for Loctite

Fallon Minneapolis launched a new campaign today for Henkel’s Loctite Adhesives, promoting Loctite Super Glue.

At the center of the campaign is a 30-second TV spot called “Win At Glue” which Fallon created along with production company O Positive.”Win At Glue” will air on national TV, “including major sports events, season finales, late night and syndication.” The campaign will also feature unique online content on Twitter (where users are encouraged to share their own glue victories with the hashtag #winatglue) and YouTube, which will roll out over the next several weeks. This will mark Fallon’s first campaign for Loctite after winning AOR duties back in December.

The”Win At Glue” spot (above) features a bunch of people dancing around, rather ridiculously, with Loctite fanny packs filled with Loctite Super Glue. Aiming for humor, Fallon arrives at…something else. Something kind of hard to watch for 30 seconds. Make of it what you will. Credits after the jump. continued…

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W+K Amsterdam’s World Cup Spot for Heineken Is…Perplexing


“What the hell was that?” — That is our (and, we’re guessing, your) reaction to “Oranjekoorts (Orange Fever),” W+K Amsterdam’s 2014 FIFA World Cup spot for Heineken, the agency’s first work for Heineken Netherlands.

The campaign actually began earlier this year with the search for Heineken’s first Chief Orange Officer (you can’t make this shit up), described as a “legitimate [cough] full-time role that sought a representative as Dutch as Heineken, but who shared the same international outlook and would be committed to spreading Orange Fever in The Netherlands and across the globe.” Heineken advertised the legitimate position on their own recruitment channels and throughout the Netherlands. After reviewing more than 2,500 applicants, the position was awarded to Marco van Houwelingen, who will fill the year long role at Heineken’s Amsterdam headquarters.

The 65-second spot features a float representing “everything great about the Netherlands and the Dutch,” making its way through a Brazilian Carnival. Lead by Heineken’s Chief Orange Officer, the float includes a windmill, illusionist Hans Klok, and Dennis Bergkamp, among various other weirdness. Float participants all dance to a samba version of the song “No Limit” by 2 Unlimited, “one of the world’s favorite 90’s anthems” (which is not how anybody outside the Netherlands would describe the song). Watch the confusing mess for yourself above, and stick around for credits after the jump. Maybe you just have to be Dutch to get it.

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FCB Chicago Introduces ‘The Truck Whisperer’ for Fleetmatics


Earlier this month FCB Chicago introduced “The Truck Whisperer” for fleet tracking and management service Fleetmatics.

While a “Dog Whisperer” parody may have come across as edgy and topical say, 6 years ago, FCB Chicago’s character mostly felt flat and slightly annoying. The newly added additions to the campaign, unfortunately, take things even further in the annoying direction. The new spots — “What?”, “Therapy”, “10 & 2” and “Cinderblocks” continue embellishing the “Truck Whisperer” character. “Cinderblocks” (above), for example, sees the character pained over the fate of a truck and wishing he had been contacted sooner. If you like the character already (can’t imagine that’s a lot of you), the new spots may tickle your fancy, or may sour you on him, as there’s even less to like than with the original “Meet The Trick Whisperer” spot. If you don’t, they certainly won’t do anything to change your mind. All told, this is kind of a curious approach for Fleetmatics, and we’re not sure it’s doing much for the brand. Stick around for credits and more from the “Truck Whisperer” after the jump. continued…

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Gavin McInnes Explains ‘How to Do Everything in the World’ for Vans


About a month ago we brought you the sneak peek of “How to Do Everything in the World,” the web series Rooster created for Vans starring creative director/baby fighter/punk rock dad Gavin McInnes. Given some of Gavin’s funny hijinks in the past, we had high hopes for the series.

In “How to Do Everything in the World,” McInnes takes on such topics as how to drink in a bar, what to do if you get in a fight, how to fly the friendly skies, and how to survive prison with an expected dose of absurdity. Unfortunately, the humor misses the mark, occasionally painfully so. There was a lot of potential here, but something about the series just feels off, and not in a funny way. The highlight is probably “How To Fight,” which mostly just sees Gavin coming up with ways to get in a cheap shot and run away. That’s really the only one of these to even merit a chuckle, as they mostly confuse awkward with funny. (Awkward can be funny, but isn’t necessarily in and of itself funny, a mistake on full display here.) Mostly, the series sees McInnes screaming at people for being jerks (especially in  “How To Fly” and the painful “How To Drink”), which is basically one joke stretched over several “episodes” that are each several minutes long. It’s hard to imagine these catching on and getting shared, or even someone sitting through the entire series for its entertainment value. Let’s chalk this one up as a disappointing miss and hope Rooster delivers the goods next time. You can check out “How to Fight” above, and stick around for “How to Fly” and “How to Survive in Prison” after the jump, if you’re so inclined. continued…

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KFC and FCB Dare You to Double Down Again

Fast food’s fattest conversation-starter is back for another round as this FCB spot kicks off the return of KFC’s breadless Double Down sandwich.

Unsurprisingly, the project relies even more heavily on social media for both concept and promotion than the 2010 original. KFC comms director David Menis told AdAge that the dialogue “mimics the way people talk about the product online.”

And yes, there will be a user-generated content contest calling on fans to submit related selfies and dances as the campaign competes to attract more attention than the brand’s recent “chicken corsage” stunt.

Note that KFC did not go with the vaguely nationalistic themes of this 2003 Double Down predecessor:

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UPDATE: Bud Light Has Your ‘World’s Toughest Job’ Spoof Right Here

Well, that was quick: here’s the first of what will almost certainly be a series playing off this week’s viral Mullen “world’s toughest job” spot.

The ad loosely ties itself to the ongoing “Up for Whatever” campaign via hashtag.

Its underlying gender joke and brand association aren’t quite clear until the final shot, though the text makes sure to poke fun at the Mullen original by both linking to the clip and noting that the fake job listing behind it never actually existed.

UPDATE: The responsible agency is Boston-based Relevant 24, which has done work for Priceline, Arby’s, FOX Sports, Doritos and more (homepage here).

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