Who the hell was this intended for?

I was watching some Ms. Paula Dean a bit on Sunday and I noticed a campaign that had run a few spots in a couple of hours. It was from the Foundation for a Better Life.

One of the spots was about reaching out to a new girl in school as she would inevitably be shunned everywhere. Of course in this commercial the new girl was a cutsy blonde teenager whom life must be very tough for being an attractive white girl. Not an acne ridden ginger kid with a sunken chest… that wouldn’t sell.

But I digress… As silly as it seems to me for commercial to be teaching values to children – “parents, where the fuck are you?” – but what shitty/diva/bitchy teenager will be watching Paula Dean on a Sunday afternoon? WHO THE HELL IS YOUR MEDIA PLANNER!?!?!?!?

And stop preching! Seriously, what the fuck?

Peace in the Middle East YALL

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“Happy Honda Days” (Returns)

I don’t know about you, but as I watched my fair share of football this holiday season, I was belted with another huge amount of automobile ads. Some were okay, some were pitiful, and a couple just seemed to hit the mark.

So, in the spirit of the season, I’ll just speak to one that seemed to do all the right things with just the right weight, just the right way. It did not blow me away with brilliance, but captured my attention enough to make me sit through the :30 stint and come away with the message and a decent feeling.

This is the newest version of “The Happy Honda Days”. The festive seasonal music played while the various red Honda vehicles cruised slowly between huge red baubles set up along the stark white floor and backdrop. The cars were the stars and we even caught a 2-3 second glimpse of one of the car’s attractive interiors.

The message was about all the great deals we could get on the new Hondas in stock including the Accord, the “popular Civic”, the “fun-loving Fit“, etc. The commercial concluded with an attractive lease offer on the mainstay 2008 Honda Accord LX for $259/month (for 36 months) with $2,606 down at signing (including the security deposit). Affordable, simple, and practical. Sounds like Honda, eh? Happy Honda Days!

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I mean, really?

Okie dokie, so big George Parker’s blog AdHurl talked about this already, but I had to chime in. Apparently Pantone, Inc has chosen its color of the year. Yes, the color of the year. My God Alive!

Read below, but know you don’t have to as this is the most ridiculous shit I have ever seen.

“From a color forecasting perspective, we have chosen PANTONE 18-3943 Blue Iris as the color of the year, as it best represents color direction in 2008 for fashion, cosmetics and home products,” explains Leatrice Eiseman, executive director of the Pantone Color Institute®. “As a reflection of the times, Blue Iris brings together the dependable aspect of blue, underscored by a strong, soul-searching purple cast. Emotionally, it is anchoring and meditative with a touch of magic. Look for it artfully combined with deeper plums, red-browns, yellow-greens, grapes and grays.”

Even for those whom Pantone colors give a major nerd-gasm to, I can’t imagine who really followed this heated battle. Did the other colors go out drinking that night to drown their sorrows? Who was the board of experts to choose this groundbreaking color?

Ultimately I ask, is there any point to this? Or is this just a crap PR ploy to add relevance to over inflated Crayola designers? Should it have its own day? I think March 8th is open.

Can’t we just be comfortable saying “we study colors for a living” instead of having some trite award given out to justify our existence?

AAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Take care rockers.

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Year in Review – Viral Markting

Howdy doody all. Okay, so I am a huge film buff and this past year, especially within the past two months, two Viral movie campaigns have been kicking into overdrive with varying levels of celebration. The two movies that have been hitting the internet are Cloverfield and The Dark Knight.

Although I was pumped when I first discovered Cloverfield, I have grown weary of its un-engaging marketing techniques. It is just clue after clue after clue with little payout. Check out all Cloverfield news here.

The Dark Knight Marketing, on the other hand, has been brilliant, engaging, and they have always ensured all of their clues have given the fan some sort of reward for his troubles. Check out an example of one of its sites here. The rest of the Dark Knight campaigns are clearly better thought out and more generous to those who spend their time researching movies. I think The Dark Knight viral campaign is one of the best of the year.

Of course, not all viral campaigns are for movies, so please let me know which ones you think are the best.

Take care party people.

Hey Apple, New Ideas Please

It’s true, not everyone agrees on all topics…

For instance, my issue is not really with the current Apple Commercial where they again take the well constructed and executed Apple V. PC campaign and give us another incarnation (Not REincarnation like my favorite Tiger Beer spot below) in the endearing stop-motion style that makes us all think of the old Rudolph and Santa shows, but that they just put together another commercial that makes me not give a shit.
My grievance is not the campaign as a whole that i loved when it first broke, but that this campaign has been going on for so long. When apple works so hard to be the forerunners of all things trendy, they are now becoming almost like Atlantic City Boardwalk Charactitures of themselves.

This has nothing to do with the company, whom I love; but for crissakes, give us another f&%$ing concept. I am sure living-god Lee Clow will have no problem ponying up to the bar again with creating another jaw dropping spot/campaign like he did in 1984. I beg Apple, “Please, shock or surprise us again” as your current campaign has become the one thing you have always dreaded: Conventional.

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Year in Review – Best TV Spot

HELLLLLOOOOOOOO EVERYBODY – Although I doubt any of my posts from here to eternity will incite as much ire as my “Can’t Wanda Sykes go away” post, I feel some perspective… or lists or “best of” are always a good way to sum up periods of time because as trite as they are, they sure do get people’s blood boiling.

This first one for me is this: what is the best TV spot this year? My choice is Tiger Beer, Reincarnation. And although there were some great ones I am obviously not choosing, this one cracked me the hell up.

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The Aussie Tactic

So, I wanted to know a little bit more about the Indy shop Tactic since they were pitching against some of the “top heavies” for the IHOP business. Why I was searching, I came across the Australian shop Tactic.

I love the site design. Simple, and the rooster head on the man lounging around on their homepage I just dig.

I enjoyed some of their print work for National Geographic, it is sharp and some of it is pretty damned funny. They have some quality motion graphics and sound work. Check them out, they are definitely worth a look.

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‘Bourne Ultimatum’ reborn on DVD

The Bourne Ultimatum DVD hit the market Tuesday, and the trailer promises more of the same from Matt Damon. Bourne’s character is so resilient if you could bottle his secret for survival you could make at least a million bucks. The TV spot snipped from the trailer reminds us we are privy to the inside scoop on the most dangerous unofficial government agent alive, opening with the statement, “Jason Bourne is at large in New York City.” The tone of that statement is as solemn as a dirge.

For those not already hooked on the Bourne franchise, this trailer won’t do a lot to entice. While the hand to hand combat scenes have the right levels of smacking and thumping sounds and shots, there’s not much going that hasn’t gone before. The possible exception comes when Bourne uses a hardcover book as a weapon, ramming it horizontally against an assailant’s neck—a bonus self-defense tip if you fear a home invasion.

The trailer does sum up the lead character in a brief scene when Damon as Webb/Bourne declares, “They can’t stop me.” His character, always as dry as an accountant five minutes before the annual tax filing deadline, is perfectly captured with that statement delivered in a casual manner, and in the resigned attitude reflected in his body language as he eases from his chair in a room defined in black and white tones.

I have to admit the trailer works a little like a poem here—the compact nature of the video equals the book equals the franchise. Bourne rather expands in the mind as a result, if you’ve seen even one of the movies in this series.

Fans will certainly love another installment on DVD, and I think the trailer is basically preaching to this choir. If you’re a Bourne newcomer, this clip doesn’t offer anything different than typical neo-Rambo clashes courtesy of a brooding leading man who despite assassin Carlos the Jackal’s pursuit, lives to fight another day. In Publisher’s Weekly, a review of the Robert Ludlum novel that inspired the movie noted, “This is formula writing that delivers even less than its meager performance.” The same might be said of the trailer and maybe the DVD as well. Catch the complete trailer at The Bourne Ultimatum Web site.