James Patterson Tells Us Why He's Selling a Self-Destructing Book for $294,038

Adman turned best-selling author James Patterson often creates TV ads to promote his books. But for the launch of his latest novel, Private Vegas, he turned to ad agency Mother for something decidedly different.

In what Mother New York creative chief Paul Malmstrom calls a “pretty absurd stunt,” the author is inviting one fan to experience “The Self-Destructing Book,” aka “The most thrilling experience money can buy.” This fan will have to pay $294,038 for experience, which includes getting a self-destructing version of the 416-page book, having a private dinner with Patterson, and witnessing—through gold-plated binoculars!—the epic demise of the book.

At the same time, via a web application, 1,000 more readers will gain access a free digital version of Private Vegas that will disappear after 24 hours in a cinematic and spectacular way. That aspect of the promotion plays on Patterson’s reputation for writing page-turners with short chapters and cliffhangers that keep you reading. What’s more, the digital version will include flourishes such as a splattering of blood when a character is killed.

The bigger stunt is supported by several videos that Mother created as well.

Asked why he hired an agency for a promotion that the former JWT creative director could have created himself, Patterson told AdFreak, “Well, I’d been writing some of the scripts, and I just thought we could get better talent on this thing, you know?”

The author added that he wanted to shake up the marketing aspect of publishing, which of course now competes with everything from TV shows to feature films to Internet content—some of which he creates himself.

“I wanted to do something big and exciting and different. Went to Mother and Mother came up with a few ideas, as mothers will. And we all decided that this was the coolest one,” Patterson said.

The destruction has nothing specifically to do with the plot of the ninth installment of Patterson’s crime series, which comes out on Monday. The $294,038 figure, however, does have special significance. When asked about it, Patterson deferred to Malmstrom, who laughed before explaining, “That’s the actual cost [of the campaign]. We added it all up, and that’s the exact sum. And we didn’t mark it up.”



Carl's Jr.'s Super Bowl Ad Is Here, and What a Surprise, It Stars an Almost-Naked Woman

Hold on to your patties, because Carl’s Jr. just released an extended version of its regional Super Bowl ad, in which it shows even more skin than usual.

The spot, by 72andSunny, stars Charlotte McKinney—who according to a Google search might be the next Kate Upton (a claim supported by a subsequent Google Images search). The ad will air on the West Coast in the fast-food chain’s markets.

It’s called “Au Naturel,” and indeed, it appears to show McKinney walking around in the buff—with suggestively shaped everyday objects strategically covering her up, à la Austin Powers. There is a twist at the end, of course.

“Charlotte McKinney loves going All-Natural, especially when it comes to her burger,” says the brand. “Introducing fast food’s first All-Natural Burger with grass-fed, free-range beef that has no added hormones, steroids, or antibiotics.”

The ad was directed by RSA’s Jake Scott, whose work includes last year’s “Puppy Love” Super Bowl spot for Budwesier. So yeah, the guy has range.

CREDITS
Client: Carl’s Jr.

Agency: 72andSunny
Chief Creative Officer/Founder: Glenn Cole
Group Creative Director:  Justin Hooper
Group Creative Director: Mick DiMaria
Creative Director: Mark Maziarz
Jr. Writer: Reilly Baker
Designer: Esther Kim
Director of Film Production: Sam Baerwald
Executive Film Producer: Molly McFarland
Film Producer: Brooke Horne
Film Production Coordinator: Taylor Stockwell
Group Brand Director: Judson Whigham
Brand Director: Alexis Coller
Brand Manager: Scott Vogelsong
Brand Coordinator: Anthony Fernandez
Group Business Affairs Director: Amy Jacobsen
Business Affairs Manager: Audra Brown
Business Affairs Manager: Maggie Pijanowski
Business Affairs Coordinator: Calli Howard
Group Strategy Director: Matt Johnson
Strategist: Eddie Moraga

Production Co.: RSA Films
Director: Jake Scott
Executive Producer: Tracie Norfleet
Producer: David Mitchell
Head of Production: Elicia Laport
Sales Rep: Shortlist

Post Production CO: Whitehouse Post
Editor: Rick Lawley
Assistant Editor: Devon Bradbury
Executive Producer: Joni Williamson
Producer: Evan Cunningham

Transfer: CO3
Colorist: Mike Pethel
Sr. Producer: Matt Moran

Visual EFX CO: JAMM Visual
VFX Supervisor: Jake Montgomery
VFX Supervisor: Andy Boyd
CG Supervisor: Jonathan Vaughn
Executive Producer: Asher Edwards

Sound Design + MIX: On Music & Sound
Composer: Chris Winston



Aubrey Plaza Milks a Cow and Is a Terrible Endorser in Newcastle's Super Bowl Teaser

So, this is why Newcastle Brown Ale hired Aubrey Plaza as its 2015 Super Bowl endorser: Her perma-sarcasm and lack of energy make her the world’s worst spokeswoman—or if you like, the world’s best anti-spokeswoman.

The brewer and ad agency Droga5—who specialize in deflating marketing’s overblown self-importance—continue their march toward the industy’s most overblown, self-important night by having the Parks and Recreation actress sullenly and amusingly milk a cow. This part of the brand’s email to us sums up the approach pretty well:

You can’t make an overblown Big Game ad campaign without releasing a semi-controversial clickbait video ahead of time to prime the pump and get people “excited” about the coming advertisement. (As excited as Aubrey, even.)

Newcastle is actually buying a regional Super Bowl spot this year. In an earlier video with Plaza, it announced a plan to crowdfund that spot with a bunch of other brands.

“In exchange for a small contribution, any brand can join Newcastle’s team and have its logo and messaging featured in an actual Big Game spot,” the brand says. Today is the last day for interested companies to submit their “Band of Brands” proposal for consideration at NewcastleBandOfBrands.com.

“At first we tried to sneak our way into the Big Game by entering a popular commercial contest put on by a certain snack chip brand, but that didn’t work out for us. Now we’re trying to leverage ‘strength in numbers’ to see what that does for us,” said Priscilla Flores Dohnert, brand director for Newcastle Brown Ale.

“Everyone loves a great underdog story. What’s more ‘underdog’ than being short on cash and not having the right to advertise during the game?”



Man With Large Butt Struts and Twerks in 7-Inch Heels in Barmy British Ad

Some ads tug at the heartstrings and move viewers to tears. The newest spot for the British price comparison website MoneySuperMarket is not one of those.

Dave steps out of his car in a jacket and tie. “Don’tcha” by the Pussycat Dolls starts playing. And we see that Dave is wearing super tight shorts and impossibly high stilettos, as he struts down the street in celebration of his newly found savings thanks to MoneySuperMarket.

He twerks. He swerves. He drops it down low and brings it up slow. Most impressive, I think, is his ability to work that sidewalk in 7-inch heels, a task many women can’t do without looking like a newborn foal learning to walk.

It’s narrated by Sharon Osbourne, who also makes a cameo at the end, but Dave and his butt are obviously the stars of the show.

Following its ad last year where an elephant sashayed down a busy street, MoneySuperMarket nails silly and ridiculous and entertaining in one fell swoop (or depending on how you feel about the term, slutdrop).



Danny Trejo Is Marcia From the Brady Bunch in Snickers' Super Bowl Teaser

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

Jan Brady would be shocked to see how grumpy her sister has become in Snickers’ teaser for its Brady Bunch-themed Super Bowl ad. Indeed, she’s so grumpy that she’s turned into Danny Trejo, angrily brushing her hair (and counting the brushes, as the character used to do) in front of a mirror as her mother calls from downstairs.

The full 30-second spot, by BBDO New York, is expected to continue the brand’s “You’re Not You When You’re Hungry” campaign—so apparently Marsha is so hungry, she’s acting like Robert Rodriguez’s favorite anti-hero.

This will be Snickers’ first Super Bowl spot since 2011, taking the place of M&M’s, which has enjoyed Mars’ slot in the Big Game spotlight in each of the past three years. Snickers’ 2011 spot starred Roseanne Barr and Richard Lewis. Its 2010 spot famously had Betty White playing football—it was one of the most-liked ads of that game, and is generally credited with reviving the actress’s career.

Not everyone loves Super Bowl teasers and full ads being released early—many think it spoils the surprise. But Mars is assuming enough people will want to see the full Trejo spot early that it’s made a little contest out of it.

“Fans can ask to have the spot released early through a number of social media activities, and if consumers generate 2.5 million social media engagements before kick-off on Feb. 1, Snickers will release the entire 30-second spot early,” the brand tells us.



This Hilarious Ad Imagines How Awesome Facebook Would Have Been in 1995

In its early days, the Internet was sort of the Wild West. Message boards, chatrooms and newsgroups were huge. Browsers, apps and social media were just a twinkle in its eye. 

Well, what if Facebook—which launched in 2004—were around a decade earlier, in the primordial ooze of the Internet? The pretty hilarious fake commercial below imagines just that—and is actually a parody of the cult favorite America Online spot from 1995 (that’s “AOL” to you teens).

The Facebook parody, from comedian Brent Weinbach, features some pretty amazing dialogue which comes off as absurd but gives us some profound perspective on how far we’ve come—and how good we have it 20 years later.

“How about just clicking on your Mom’s profile and saying ‘Happy Birthday’—it’s the same thing as sending her a package,” our hero informs his buddy. He then sounds off on some of its other features: “Simply ship a few photographs to The Facebook, they’ll cover the postage, and an operator will set up your profile.” (It’s referred to as “The Facebook” throughout, which indeed was Mark Zuckerberg’s original name for it.)

Replete with VHS warping, crappy lettering and a terribly cheesy soundtrack, this is a pretty perfect, almost shot-for-shot parody of the AOL original (which you can see below). For an extra treat (and if you’re super bored), sync them up and watch them at the same time.



Acura Catches Lightning in a Bottle, Quite Literally, in Mullen's New ILX Spot

An engineer ventures out during a thunderstorm and literally catches lightning in a bottle to power the Acura ILX in this cinematic spot from Mullen.

Johnny Green of Reset Productions—much lauded for his Under Armour ad last year with ballerina Misty Copeland—directed the automaker’s 60-second clip, which also features an orchestral reworking of the Pixies’ 1988 track “Where Is My Mind” (which pops up quite a bit in ads). In fact, Joey Santiago of the Pixies recorded this version with Acura.

“Innovative performance is a core quality of the Acura brand, and the spot captures that essence in a visually compelling and emotional way,” says Acura general manager Mike Accavitti.

Indeed, the music and images are well matched, and Green’s storytelling is top notch. Even so, the effect is somewhat less than the sum of its parts. We’ve got lightning blots, a zippy car, a stirring soundtrack … yet the spot feels restrained—bottled up, if you will—when it could have been dazzling.

Ah well, this is just the first strike in a broader Acura campaign themed “Catch It If You Can.” Perhaps subsequent ads will pack more of a charge.

CREDITS
Brand: Acura
Client: Mike Accavitti, Senior Vice President, General Manager
Client: Ed Beadle, Senior Marketing Manager
Client: Leila Cesario, National Advertising Manager
Car Model:  2016 ILX
Spot Title: Bottle

Agency:  Mullen LA
Chief Creative Officer: Mark Wenneker
Executive Creative Director: Margaret Keene
Creative Director/Art: Paul Foulkes
Creative Director/Writer: Adam Calvert
Sr. Art Director: Sean Stell
Writer: Natasha Hugeback
SVP, Director of Integrated Production: Jon Drawbaugh
Senior Broadcast Producer: Meagen Moore
Content Producer: Elaine Russell
Business Affairs/Music Supervisor: Danica Bates
Managing Director: Cameron McNaughton
VP, Account Director: Nicole Neopolitan
Account Supervisor: Courtney Calvert
Account Executive: Kylie Mugg
Product Specialist: Curtis Milward

Production Company: Reset
Director: Johnny Green
Managing Director: Dave Morrison
Executive Producer: Jeff McDougall
Producer: Betsy Oliver
DP: Paul Cameron

Editorial: RPS
Editor: Damion Clayton
Assistant Editor: Benjamin Cline
Producer: Rebecca Baker

Color Correct: A52
Colorist: Paul Yacono

Animation/Graphics:
VFX Supervisor/Lead Flame Artist: Andy McKenna

VFX: A52
Head of Production: Kim Christensen
Executive Producer: Jennifer Sofio Hall

Audio Post: Lime Studio
Mixer: Joel Waters

Audio Post: 740 Sound Design
Original Music: The Pixies, Joey Santiago
Name of Track: Where is My Mind

Oreo Launches 'Play With Oreo' Campaign, Rolls Out Red Velvet Oreos for Valentine's Day

Lots of big brands are all about distilling their essence down to a single basic universal theme. For Coca-Cola, it’s happiness. McDonald’s is trying to go with loving. And now Oreo is zeroing in on the concept of play—in new ads and in consumer’s lives.

The Mondelez brand on Tuesday launches a new campaign (still under the “Wonderfilled” platform) called “Play with Oreo.” “Fans have always played with Oreo in a number of unique ways by twisting, licking, dunking, rolling, stacking and dipping the cookie. Now, the brand is on a mission to inspire imagination and play around the globe, not only with the cookie itself, but in consumer’s everyday lives,” Oreo tells us.

We’ll see how that plays out. The campaign begins with a new animated “Wonderfilled” commercial from The Martin Agency featuring music by the French electro-pop duo Yelle. The ad, which breaks next Monday in the U.S. in 15- and 30-second formats, will run in more than 40 countries, including China, the U.K., Indonesia, France and Argentina.

Also great news for Oreo fans: Just in time for Valentine’s Day, the brand is rolling out Red Velvet Oreos with cream cheese-flavored centers—the first new Oreo cookie flavor since the debut of the Golden OREO. They hit store shelves on Feb. 2 for a limited time, or you can visit OREORedVelvetRope.com for a chance to get an early taste.

Credits for the TV spot below.

CREDITS
Client: OREO (Mondelez International, Inc.)
VP, Global Biscuit Category: Jason Levine
VP, Brand Strategy and Communications: Jill Baskin
Senior Director, OREO & Chips Ahoy!: Janda Lukin
OREO Global Brand Manager: Flavio Ackel
OREO Sr Associate Brand Manager: Kerri McCarthy

Agency: The Martin Agency
Chief Creative Officer: Joe Alexander
SVP/Executive Creative Director: Jorge Calleja
VP/Creative Director: David Muhlenfeld
VP/Creative Director: Magnus Hierta
VP/Group Planning Director: John Gibson
Strategic Planner: Gigi Jordan
EVP/Worldwide Acct Director: John Campbell
SVP/Group Acct Director: Darren Foot
VP/Account Director: Leslie Hodgin
VP/Account Director: Britta Dougherty
Account Supervisor: Molly Holmes
EVP/Managing Director Production & Development: Steve Humble
Producer: Heather Tanton
Junior Producer: Maggie Shifflett
Group Project Management Supervisor: Giao Roever
Business Affairs Supervisor: Juanita McInteer

Production Company: Brand New School
Executive Creative Director: Jonathan Notaro
Managing Director: Devin Brook
Head of Production: Julie Shevach
Producer: Johnna MacArthur
Designer: Andrés Rivera
Designer: Jeffrey Welk
Designer: Jungeun Kim
Designer: Lindsey Mayer-Beug
Designer: Serge Kirsanov
CG Director: Russ Wootton
2D Lead: Mark French
Technical Director: Dan Bradham
3D Animator: Carmine Laietta
3D Animator: Jon Burke
3D Animator: Spyridon Serbos
3D Animator: Sam Crees
3D Artist & Cell Animator: Jeff Bryson
3D Artist & Cell Animator: Morten Christensen
3D Lighting: Michael Lampe
3D Lighting: Sylvia Apostol
3D Modeler: Atsuki Hirose
3D Modeler: Scott Denton
3D Modeler: Young Lee
3D Rigger: Jason Bikofsky
3D Rigger: Jonah Austin
2D Compositor: Jeen Lee
2D Compositor: Jeff (Dragon) Billon
Storyboard Artist: Fred Fassberger
Storyboard Artist: Tung Chow
Assistant Editor: Tyler Byrnes

Music Composition & Lyrics: David Muhlenfeld, English Major

Music Production & Mix: Duotone
Engineer: Aaron Mirman
Producer: Lissa Farquhar
Executive Producer: David Leinheardt

Final Master: The Lodge
Voiceover talent: Yelle
Music Supervision: Aaron Mercer, Wool&Tusk

Public Relations: Weber Shandwick
Media: Media Vest
Social: 360i



Adman Photobombs Stock Photos, Turning Awkwardness Into Comedy

The last time we checked in with Matt Vescovo, it was 2003 and he was doing Instructoart—hilarious award-winning graphic-design pieces (some of which ran as animated promos on MTV) detailing how to perform simple activities like doing the hokey pokey, separating groceries on a conveyer belt and removing pubic hair from a bar of soap.

Here’s his latest project: The Stock Photobomber.

Vescovo, 45—who worked at BBDO, Cliff Freeman & Partners and Fallon in the ’90s before going freelance full time in 2002—uses Photoshop to insert himself into the most silly and awkward of stock photos, making them even more irresistibly absurd.

“I dedicate every stock photobomb to the actors who posed for the original stock photos. You didn’t mean to do what you did when you did it, but boy you really did it didn’t you,” he writes on the Stock Photobomber’s Facebook page.

BuzzFeed caught up with Vescovo, who had this to say about the project:

I was in a gift shop and I happened to walk by the aisle where they sell picture frames. I remember looking at the stock photo of the smiley family in a loving embrace they had in the frame and thinking to myself: “They’re not a family, they’re actors who met 10 minutes before they took this.”

It felt a little fake to me and so I thought, “I know what will make it more real, if I’m in there.”

The reaction has been pretty amazing, people really seem to like the photobombs. I think photobombing is such a big thing these days and I just happened to take it and add a little twist. I do it all on Photoshop. God bless Photoshop.

Check out more of the photos below.



Maker of Giant Tablets Has a Magician Accost People on the Street and Supersize Their iPads

If you could magically turn your iPad into a much bigger tablet, would you?

Fuhu is promoting its giant new Nabi tablets. (They’re available in 24-, 32-, 43-, 55- and astonishing 65-inch versions.) To that end, it made a new reality-style video featuring magician Adam Trent, one of seven stars in stage show The Illusionists, pretending to transform random people’s iPads into Nabis, outside the glass-box Apple store on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan.

It’s good, harmless, not-at-all earth-shattering fun, mostly offering a new twist on classic magic tricks, like Trent pretending to pull strawberries out of the popular video game Fruit Ninja—because duh, the resolution is just that good.

But the best part is by far when that one little kid basically tells the silly magic man to take back some of these freaking strawberries, idiot, because there are too many, and what is he, some kind of fruit sherpa?

As for the Nabi, we’ll leave it to you whether you want to carry a TV around and pretend it’s a tablet. Seriously, it’s so big it has a handle—but maybe that just makes it cooler.



Ikea Loved This Illustrator's Fantastical Doodles on Its Catalog So Much, It Hired Her

Some companies might take exception to your scribbling all over its catalog. But not Ikea.

For a while now, British illustrator Sarah Horne has found the Ikea catalog to be an inspiring canvas on which to draw fantastical scenes—with mythical creatures all relaxing in minimalist Swedish homescapes. Well, Ikea saw the drawings—and loved them. And over the holidays they invited Horne to be an official children’s illustrator in residence at its Wembley store.

“As a child I was always doodling and dreaming up a never-ending number of fantastical dinner parties that featured fictional creatures from the pages of my favorite storybooks—imagining what it would be like to have dinner with a dragon or breakfast with Bigfoot,” Horne says.

“Although I’m all grown up, my mind runs riot with the fantastical meals I always wished I could be a part of, using pages from my favorite Ikea catalogue as a canvas to bring my mythical creations a little more into reality.”

Horne’s pictures gave Ikea an idea. They could use them to help reinforce the idea of the importance of family dinner times.

“We know how easy it is to get bogged down in the craziness of everyday life, so we hired our children’s illustrator in residence to put the wonder back into dining together,” says an Ikea rep. “At Ikea, we firmly believe that each and every mealtime is special in its own right, whether it’s a midweek supper for your partner, breakfast with the kids, or pizza at home on a Friday night. It’s all about spending quality time together and treasuring those moments as a family.”

Hear more from Horne below. Via PSFK.



This Samsung Headphones Ad Is Such Utter Arty Nonsense, It's Actually Kind of Good

Moody black-and-white photography. Whispered dialogue. Ethereal soundtrack. Pouty orgasm faces. Sensual mid-air ballet.

Amazingly, this isn’t a perfume or fashion ad from the ’90s but Cheil Worldwide’s latest spot for Samsung Mobile, supporting the brand’s Gear Circle Bluetooth headset.

You know you’re in for a wild ride right from the start, when some skinny dude, chillin’ on the rug in front of a cozy fireplace, engages the product and a wraithlike blonde woman—previously unseen—flies up toward the ceiling, as if she’d sprung out of his very soul. The guy’s also suddenly and inexplicably shirtless at that point, naturally. Soon, he’s also soaring above the ground.

“A bit much for a pair of headphones, don’t you think?” one YouTube commenter asks.

Perhaps. And yet, this stuff is so self-consciously goofy and packed with artsy pretense—not to mention very well made, by Keystone Films director Liukh—that it’s tough to look away.

“Once you belong to the circle, you’ll never want to go back,” a voiceover says at the end. A British accented voiceover—awesome!

That line is vaguely creepy. (A slap at the cult of Mac?) Still, the spot’s blithely campy approach helps it take flight. It’s sure to get a rise out of viewers.



Ads Urge British Women to Get Out and Exercise in All Their Jiggly, Sweaty Glory

Exercise is hard enough already without your arm fat flapping like a chicken wing to discourage you. But if we could learn to stop worrying and love the sweaty slap of our chubby thighs, we might never think twice about hitting the gym or the field.

At least, that’s the premise of Britain’s “This Girl Can” campaign. The wiggling, jiggling, sweaty anthem is getting press and shares for its honest depiction of what average women working out look like—so that women of all shapes and sizes will feel better stepping up the plate or the Zumba stick.

A bit clumsily cut to Missy Eliott’s “Get Ur Freak On” and having some of the worst typographic design you’ve seen in ages, the video has nonetheless racked up millions of views on Facebook and YouTube due to its inspiring, anthemic nature.

Sport England (a British government department previously known as the English Sports Council) funded the effort and did the research that found a serious gender gap in exercise. Some 2 million fewer women than men in the 14-40 age range regularly participate in sports. They tried to figure out why.

Was it because our ladyparts make it harder to lift weights? Nope. In other European countries, there’s no such gap. What was holding England’s women back?

Digging further, they found that body image issues were the main issue. This campaign is meant to be the solution—a website, a YouTube channel and an inspirational film series that celebrates the wiggling, jiggling and sweating that comes along with being a healthy active woman at any size.

It might encourage you to get out on the field. At the very least, it will fill your girl power needs until another anthemic video comes along next week.

CREDITS
Agency: FCB Inferno
Managing Director: Sharon Jiggins
Creative Director: Bryn Attewell
Art Director: Raymond Chan
Copywriter: Simon Cenamor
Planning Director: Vicki Holgate
Senior Account Director: Hollie Loxley
Producer: Ally Mee
Media Company: Carat
Production Company : Somesuch
Exec. Producer: Tim Nash
Director: Kim Gehrig
DP: David Procter
Producer: Lee Groombridge
Editor: Tom Lindsay at Trim
Post-production Producers: Andrew McLintock and Adam Sergant
Post-production: Framestore
Audio post-production: Wave Sound Studios
Music Company/Sound Design: Soundtree



If Apple Made Milk, and Other Super-Cool Imaginary Product Packaging

Next time you’re at the supermarket scanning the shelves for whichever loaf of bread is on sale, because you don’t really care which brand you buy—because bread is bread is bread—imagine if the top shelf had a loaf slapped with a Fendi logo. Would you buy it?

Israel-based artist Peddy Mergui presents a fascinating fantasy world where luxury brand make various food products in his series Wheat is Wheat is Wheat.

“By infusing the packaging of our most basic commodities with values of prestige and luxury, Wheat is Wheat is Wheat explores the dynamic and often blurred ethical boundaries of design within consumer culture,” says his website. “This exhibition is meant to highlight the challenges a designer faces when tasked with promoting economic interests while remaining true to his or her own moral compass.”

It’s been a while since art school, but I think this project’s statement translates to: “There’s an ass for every seat. If you build it, they will come.”

Take a look below at these ludicrous collisions of commercialism. 

 
Tiffany yogurt: Because being regular isn’t good enough. 

 
Prada flour: We’ll just assume it’s white. 

 
Nike fruit: Just eat it.

 
Louis Vuitton sausage: Just don’t ask how it’s made. 

 
Gucci pickles: The silliest dill. 

 
Ferrari pasta: As if you even eat carbs. 

 
Dolce & Gabbana tea biscuits: Are we sure these aren’t real?

 
Chanel baby formula: It’s actually from the teat of Gerard D
epardieu.

 
HSBC basmati white rice: This bag is actual size. 

 
Bulgari butter: When it melts, it turns into the Pope’s tears. 

 
Apple iMilk: That extra 1% is for the 1%.

Via Visual News.



The Nominations Are Out, and Here's a New Eye-Bending Oscars Ad With Neil Patrick Harris

Whether you agree with the nominations (The Lego Movie was ROBBED), it’s an exciting day for Hollywood, as the Oscar contenders were announced this morning, including esteemed cinematographer Dick Poop.

Everyone’s favorite teenage M.D., Douglas Howser, will be the host of this year’s broadcast, and will certainly not disappoint like that shlub Neil Patrick Harris usually does. 

Kidding aside, the Oscars rolled out this 30-second spot today featuring a little optical trickery to promote the show, which will air Sunday, Feb. 22, on ABC.

And here are a couple of NPH Oscars spots from a couple weeks back:



Tostitos' NFL Sponsorship Gets Salty and Cheesy with Eagles Coach Chip Kelly

Tostitos would like you to know that Chip Kelly, head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles, is not the official chip of the NFL—because Tostitos is.

Goodby Silverstein & Partners is out with a new series of 10 pre-roll ads, 15 seconds each, riffing on the pun. Chip Kelly, the story goes, is not happy about the lack of respect.

Overall, they’re pretty cheesy, which is appropriate, because who doesn’t love nachos? But the highlights are probably Kelly getting kicked out of a shopping cart, an Eagles player following calls from a bag of Tostitos, and a security guard strong-arming the campaign’s announcer.

The spots mark Kelly’s advertising debut, though—so at least he can add that to his résumé.



State Farm Offices Sure Are Weird With the Teleporting Agents Constantly Vanishing

State Farm has been running the “Magic Jingle” advertising campaign for a while, in which customers are able to summon their agents out of thin air in times of crisis by singing the famous jingle: “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.”

What’s been left unspoken—until now—is how weird the scene must be back in the State Farm offices, with agents constantly disappearing while chatting with colleagues.

This new spot from Translation looks at the campaign from the latter angle, comically checking in on disappearing agents in State Farm offices across the country. The spot was directed by Roman Coppola, with longtime David Fincher cinematographer Jeff Cronenweth handling DP duties.

“There really are endless jokes to make and directions to explore with the concept of teleportation,” Translation creative director Nick Sonderup tells AdFreak.

“We knew the spot worked because there were just so many ways to execute it. On the surface, the idea that a State Farm agent will be there no matter when you need them is only one part of the story. When you consider what those agents might be in the middle of when you sing the jingle, and they’re summoned to your side—that’s when it clicked and we knew things could get really fun.”

“It’s also a response to the way the ‘Magic Jingle’ campaign has become part of culture,” adds Patty Morris, State Farm marketing director of brand content. (Indeed, just look at all the “Magic Jingle” parodies on Vine.)

“We’ve seen so many terrific user-generated parodies and creative ways of approaching the idea. We took the opportunity to re-think it ourselves, and the result was a completely fresh piece of creative that stays true to our original strategy.”

CREDITS
Brand/Client: State Farm
Campaign Title: State Farm Magic Jingle
Spot Title: “Magic Jingle Disappearing Agents”
First Air Date: 1/10/15

Agency: Translation   
Founder & CEO: Steve Stoute
Chief Creative Officer: John Norman
Creative Director: Nick Sonderup
Creative Director: Andy Grant
Art Director: Allison Bulow
Copywriter: Jameson Rossi
Partner, Strategy: John McBride
Director of Content Production: Miriam Franklin
Director of Business Management: Thalia Tsouros
VP Account Director: Susanna Swartley
Account Supervisor: Sara Daino
Assistant Account Executive: Jake Thorndike
Producer: Andy Murillo
Junior Producer: Kristen Cooler

Production: The Directors Bureau
Director: Roman Coppola
DP: Jeff Cronenweth
Managing Director/Executive Producer: Lisa Margulis
Executive Producer/Head of Production: Elizabeth Minzes
Producer: Mary Livingston

Editorial Company: Rock Paper Scissors NY
Editor: Carlos Arias
Assistant Editor: Alexandra Debricon
Post Executive Producer:  Eve Kornblum
Post Producer: Lisa Barnable

VFX Company:  The Mill
VFX Artist: Gavin Wellsman, Jeff Butler
VFX Executive Producer: Boo Wong
VFX Producer: Colin Moneymaker

Audio Post: Heard City
Mixer: Keith Reynaud, Mike Vitacco
Executive Producer: Gloria Pitagorsky
Producer: Sasha Awn

Sound Design: Henryboy
Sound Designer: Bill Chesley
Executive Producer: Kate Gibson

Original Music: Beacon Street
Composers:  Andrew Feltenstein and John Nau
Executive Producers: Adrea Lavezzoli and Leslie Dilullo

Media: OMD

State Farm Marketing Director, Brand Content: Patty Morris
State Farm Advertising Manager: Troy Johnson
State Farm Marketing Analyst, Mass Media Brand Content: Christine Williams
State Farm Marketing Analyst, Mass Media Brand Content: Jeff Greeneberg



Kids, Don't Share Photos of Your Willy, Warns Cute but Very Sad British PSA

We live in a pretty amazing time. We can inhale information and imagery to the point where the excess spills over and blows away as fast as it arrived. This is great and all, but if you’re a parent trying to raise kids in this torrent of data, you know how hard it is keeping them safe from the deluge of inappropriate content.

And then there’s teaching them how to manage their own data. How do you give your children the right tools to understand the viral age?

Well, Leo Burnett Change in London (which also did that chilling Cosmo cover for another social cause) and the National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children present this rather candid anecdote of the implications of sharing personal data virtually. In this case, it’s a boy named Alex who’s taken a photo of his, erm, willy—and who is shown the potentially terrible consequences of Snapchatting the pic to someone he trusts.

Take a look below. And thanks a lot, Carlos Danger.

Via Ads of the World.

CREDITS
Client: National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children
Agency: Leo Burnett Change
Copywriter: Alison Steven
Art Director: Liam Bushby
Creative Director: Beri Cheetham
Executive Creative Director: Justin Tindall
Planner: Kit Altin
Agency Producers: Abby Jenkins, Bruce Macrae
Media Agency: OMD
Planner: Alexandra Gill
Production Company: Hornet
Directors: Dan & Jason  
Editor: Anita Chao
Executive Producer: Jan Stebbins
Producer: Cathy Kwan
Storyboard Artist: Carlos Laura Murphy
Lead Character Designer: Adrian Johnson
Designer: Anna Bron
Animation Director: Mike Luzzi
Animators: Angela DeVito, Jacob Kafka, Keelmy Carlo, Krystal Downs, Mike Luzzi, Mark Pecoraro, Natalie Labarre, Nivedita Sekar, Sean Lattrell
Lead Compositor: Ted Wiggin
Compositors: Richard Kim, Stephanie Andreou
Postproduction: Prodigious
Audio Postproduction: Nick Angell



Never Thought We'd See This, but Here's an Axe Ad That Has Two Men Kissing

Axe has been trying to move away from its narrow, misogynistic views on relationships and sexuality for some time. But this BBH London spot is easily the Unilever brand’s most inclusive yet.

Airing first in Australia (where the brand is called Lynx) before rolling out to other global markets, the hair-care spot packs a lot into 60 seconds. As our hero flips through TV channels at home, we get brief scenes that take place inside each show—with the protagonist in the lead role.

Around the 30-second mark, though, we get a scene that would be remarkable for many brands—and astounding for Axe. “Kiss the hottest girl,” the voiceover advises the Axe user, “or the hottest boy!” And in the vintage scene, we see the guy do just that.

Even better, they don’t make a big deal of it. And it’s not even mentioned in the press release. (Nick Gill, executive creative director of BBH London, says he’s “enormously proud” of the ad—because it’s “witty, exciting and full on filmic invention,” not because it’s revolutionary in any way.)

The spot has been getting press just for the gay kiss, and no wonder. Axe has been proudly regressive for years. It’s a shock to see it suddenly get this progressive.

CREDITS
Client: Axe/Lynx
Agency: BBH London
BBH Creative Team: Jack Smedley, George Hackforth-Jones
BBH Interactive Art Director: Vinny Olimpio
BBH Creative Director: David Kolbusz, Nick Gill, Gary McCreadie, Wesley Hawes
BBH Team Director: Cressida Holmes-Smith
BBH Team Manager: Freddie Vereker
BBH Strategist: Tom Callard
BBH Strategy Director: Agathe Guerrier
BBH Business Lead: Helen James

Film Credits
BBH Producer: Glenn Paton
BBH Assistant Producer: Katie Burkes
Production Company: Biscuit Filmworks
Director: Noam Murro
Executive Producer: Orlando Wood
Producer: Jay Veal
DoP: Eric Schmidt
Post Production: Framestore
Editor/Editing House: Neil Smith and Saam Hodivala @ Work Post
Sound: Will Cohen @ String and Tins

Print Credits
BBH Producer: Sally Green
Photographer: Photographer: Alan Clarke
Typographer: Rich Kennedy

Local Agency Credits
Client: LYNX Australia
Marketing Director: Jon McCarthy
Senior Brand Manager: Johnny Hammond
Brand Manager: Lindsey Roberts
Digital Agency: Soap Creative
Media Agency: Mindshare
PR Agency: Liquid Ideas



Pepsi MAX Filled Up a Room With Ping-Pong Balls on Mousetraps, Then Threw Another Ball in There

Following in the footsteps of other omnipresent consumer brands with something arty to prove, Pepsi MAX made a huge mess with mousetraps and Ping-Pong balls for a video it calls “Chain Reaction.”

With the help of London filmmakers HarrimanSteel, a perfect grid of mousetraps was laid out, with a Ping-Pong ball balanced on each one. After all that work, a single ball was launched under some of the most dramatic lighting I’ve ever seen to upset the whole display. The ball then rolls down a big science-museum funnel into another Ping-Pong ball/mousetrap installation, this one with colored spheres.

All this happens to the beat of music that sounds like Alvin and the Chipmunks’ take on dubstep, and I don’t know how to feel about that at all.

I shouldn’t like the more pretentious visual choices being made here, but I do, because it’s fun to watch huge companies clutch their pearls at the thought of being a constant, low-humming presence in the back of consumers’ minds. I’m not sure it justifies the filmmakers hugging at the end like they’ve landed a rover on Mars, though.