Ten Lessons From a New Small Agency

Here are 10 things that helped me grow in my first year.

Wendy’s Takes a Page From McDonald’s Menu

CHICAGO (AdAge.com) — In the latest sign that fast feeders are following McDonald's lead, Wendy's is adding a double cheeseburger, christened the Stack Attack, to its value menu.

40 Customer Wins Mark LinkShare’s First Year in the UK

Established UK Brands Join the LinkShare Affiliate Network

LONDON – December 18, 2007 – LinkShare, a global pay per action (PPA) affiliate, search and lead generation marketing company, is celebrating a successful first year in the UK, having gained a total of – 40 new customer partnerships (25 of them exclusive) since its official launch in August 2006.

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Rabbits of the day

Lidy Jacobs‘s fluffy “sex rabbits” are often presented in groups and are interactive. They are attached to the ceiling with straps of fabric and are left to hang loose in space.

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Virginis Sanctae

Via bezembinder’s illustrated links and Ileana Tounta art centre.

More Yuletide cheer – games, poop and decorating random strangers!

Watch out for the game Polar Peril which has sucked the life out of the teeny amount of billable hours we have this week anyway, all the adlisters are currently wagering who might get the highest score. I think the top player in our posse right now is Marcus Engstrand with 441.

Then we got this steaming warm greeting dropped off by RobHo. Gee, thanks.

Decorate a stranger this on the other hand is something I can get – uh – behind. Sneak up on a stranger and decorate then while friend documents the whole thing & post to site! It’s like attack of the killer tinsel when done right!

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How to Hang on to Digital Talent

Anyone on the hiring end knows that digital agencies are suffering from a worsening talent drought. You can probably bank on the fact that some of your sharpest talent has one foot out the door. For that reason, you've got to be sure you're tuned in to what your employees are thinking, what they want and what might be driving their dissatisfaction.

Etech08 is looking for art works

00aaetech.jpgYes, Etech, that O’Reilly Emerging Technology Conference. Earlier this year i met Brady Forrest in Berlin and when he asked to be part of the jury selecting the projects i was everything but enthusiastic, even if he promised that the 2008 edition would be different. Then i saw that i’d be in good company: Alex Steffen from World Changing, Cory Doctorow and David Pescovitz from Boingboing, artist and curator Kati London, etc. We received some really good papers and i’m the first one to admit that i’d never hoped that the programme could be so stimulating. Anyway, now that the papers have all been selected, Brady, Kati London and i are looking for art projects. They will be part of an Etech art fair which will take place during the conference in San Diego on March 3-6, 2008.

The theme of the art exhibition is AWARENESS. Please drop me a line at reg at wmmna dot com if any of you or any of your friends has a project that addresses the way we can unveil what surrounds us and is not immediately visible, from electromagnetic waves to carbon footprint, from corporate activities to genetic information, from social network discrepancies to pollution.

Arnold again indulges in Christmas strippers

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When it comes to being naughty or nice during the office holiday-party season, Havas’s Arnold for the second straight year goes for nasty. In 2006, staffers stripped in creative director Pete Favat’s Boston office. This year, Arnold’s New York outpost greased the poll, with Agency Spy reporting on burlesque antics involving thongs and pasties and speculating about female employees feeling “alienated” (no doubt) and their male counterparts feeling “guilty” (yeah, save that story for your wives). If Arnold’s advertising campaigns were as hot as its parties, it’d be smelting gold at Cannes, to use a really ridiculous metaphor. You know what AdFreak’s holiday party was like? Stale Doritos in the editor’s “ski chalet” (it’s really just his garage) with last year’s withered decorations hanging like so many stockings filled with coal. And the guests! That super-skinny model and the dude with half a jaw barely touched the jalapeño dip, and when the Little Lad dropped his pantaloons to show us his “berries and cream,” I knew it was time to go home.

—Posted by David Gianatasio

AKQA wishes you a very gerbily Christmas

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Merry Christmas from AKQA, whose gerbil-powered lights might as well spell out “Suck it, PETA” for all the complaints they may get. (OK, so it’s not excessive abuse.) The gerbils run in their little wheel intermittently (sometimes extremely so) from 9:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m., and by all accounts they enjoy toiling for the amusement of their humanoid oppressors. If AKQA really wants to impress, though, the rodents better make a good showing on Christmas Eve. Christmas music could invigorate them, though might AdFreak suggest the most inspiring song ever written would bring better results?

—Posted by David Kiefaber

List Lust baby – the countdown of 2007, in list form + a new neighbour in cyberspace called “ad rag”

Time magazine lists the top ten ads of the year, in youtube-vision.

New York Times: A Year for Quick Hits and Fast Flops as Campaigns Broke New Ground

Adweek: Top ten adtrends 2007

Digital media wire: Analysis: The Top 10 Most Overused Metrics of 2007

And of course Campaign has a list of the top ten ad turkeys of 2007 – but if you’re not a subscriber Swedish tradepress Resumé has gone and made a youtubefied version of that list.

Adfreak needs your vote to figure out which was the freakiest ad moment of 2007. Go there and cast votes, adgrunts!

Oddest form of flattery (?) this year: Someone has started a site called the Ad Rag where “bad advertising comes to die”. That feels oddly familiar but I can’t put my finger on it. I guess they couldn’t take adrag.com or even ad-rag.com because yaknow, I own those. (Sadly, we had to switch to the commercial-archive.com domain back in April 2006 because Norton Internet and other adblocking software were blocking our ad-rag domain errounously.)

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FREAKY AD MOMENTS OF 2007, ELITE 8: Italy’s anorexia ads vs. Canada’s Lost Jaw

The stakes are getting high in our Freakiest Advertising Moment of 2007 contest, which continues today with the Elite Eight. (See the full bracket here.) Four freaky matchups are featured below. Vote for a winner in each one. Voting in this round continues through midnight on Tuesday night.

—Posted by Tim Nudd

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Matchup #1:
Italy’s anti-anorexia ads vs. Canada’s anti-dip ads.

  Isabelle Caro became the extremely skinny Cinderella story of the tourney when she took down the great undead Orville in the Sweet Sixteen. Now she goes up against Mr. Bloody Face, with a spot in the Final Four at stake.
  UPDATE: Lost Jaw backs up his trash talking with a solid win. See the vote totals here.

FREAKY AD MOMENTS OF 2007, ELITE 8: Back-Up bedside gun rack vs. Dexter’s viral

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Matchup #2:
The Back-Up bedside gun rack vs. Dexter’s viral campaign.

  The ultraviolent matchup of the tournament so far. Is the Back-Up quick enough on the draw to take down the serial killer and his creepy viral marketing? Only one contestant will advance; the other’s lifeless corpse will be dragged off.
  UPDATE: Dexter saws off the shotgun and advances. See the vote totals here.

FREAKY AD MOMENTS OF 2007, ELITE 8: Starburst’s lad vs. Pioneer’s laughing eyes

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Matchup #3:
Starburst’s little lad vs. Pioneer’s laughing-eye ads.

  The little lad continues his grating, dandyish progression through the tournament, but here he faces biological experiments gone wrong in Pioneer’s Kuro campaign. Expect the lad to sing a particularly shrill berries-and-cream song if he advances.
  UPDATE: Pioneer’s mouthy eyes send the little lad home early. See the vote totals here.

FREAKY AD MOMENTS OF 2007, ELITE 8: VW bird-poop eater vs. Skittles milked man

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Matchup #4:
VW’s bird-poop-eating ad vs. Skittles’ milked man.

  Volkswagen’s poop-ingesting driver cleaned up in the early rounds, but now he faces some daunting opposition in Skittles Sours’ laconic man-cow. Neither spot tasted great going down, but only one will advance.
  UPDATE: The milked man surges into the Final Four. See the vote totals here.

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Pay it forward Starbucks Holiday cheer – presumably happens in drive-throughs.

I didn’t even know that Starbucks had drive-throughs, I mean if they do then why the hell does Britney Trainwreck Spears keep stopping for her double-grande-3000-calorie grande-venti-fix with whip cream while hordes of paparazzi cover her every step? Oh. Nevermind.

I did know that Starbucks had a Cheer Pass promotion:

The cards were handed out at Starbucks locations last month, and this month at various surprise events along with free beverages or other treats.
The cards carry messaging that encourages people to do something nice for someone and then to pass the card along to someone else who in turn offers an act of kindness and on it goes.

Now news stations are reporting on random acts of holiday cheer – Chain Of Kindness Runs Through Starbucks Drive-Through somewhere in Florida – where presumably a Tai-Chi master started the chain to teach the impatient guy behind him a little zen. Yeah, that doesn’t sound in the least bit scripted. But that’s not the only report of such a chain, Pittsburg live reports that it happened in Starbucks in the Greengate Centre in Hempfield, and the intarwebs is a-buzzing with this story check the comments here at Metafilter for some “It happened to my sister”, though yes they are being sarcastic. Even Starbucks cups carry a story about someone passing the cheer on except then it happened in Riverside, California. Either this is happening everywhere or someone is just making this crap up – what do you think?

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Link Lust: Been around the world and I, I, I I can’t find my linky

So, boingboing has been tipped to yet-another-website ripped off story where the originator found the copy via the copies dumb-arse hotlinking of the original sites images. So what does the original site do? Replaces all of the images with color co-ordinated pictures of dildos. Oh how terribly original, not – but at least they bothered to make it stylish! you thought we wouldn’t notice is a cool ‘badland’ blog for design of all sorts though (and yes, there have been many many many of those too) worth a bookmark.

And in our inbox waits a ‘press release’ about yet another millionpixelcrappetycrap homepage spinoff – this time for each pixel bought they’ll supposedly plant a tree: www.pixelfortree.com. Even with the cute eco angle I don’t think I can take any more millionpixel spinoffs. Hey, here’s an environmentally friendly idea – shut your damn servers off already, OK thanks.

Here’s another thing I’ve seen before – Paris Hilton naked shilling something presumably not “Paris Hilton”. Flying spagetti monster, there’s not enough eggnog in this damn office if I’m gonna last another year of these reruns.

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PC and Mac go toe to toe with Christmas greeting

Talk computers with a group of wired types, and one fact will become evident. Fans of the Mac swear by the product with fervor normally found at a tent revival in a small town where religion is a passion rather than a pastime. The journalists and graphic artists I know are especially fond of Mac, and these professionals sing the praises of that product so consistently I’m thinking of going that route when my current PC goes wherever a PC goes once its purpose becomes irrelevant.

The Christmas ad touting the Mac over the standard PC is a model of subliminal and direct messaging. For one thing, the Mac fan looks the part, down to the baggy jeans and sparse hair tufts on his chin. The PC fan fits the bill—a run of the mill management type in a tie and khakis, who buys into his product without question—brainwashing comes to mind.

The ad carries a message in low-key style typical of a company that makes a quiet no-frills statement and who has carved a niche for itself by offering less not more only in the messaging style. The humor can be appreciated—even Santa (not thinned down here for political correctness, but shown in jolly fat elf mode) casts a doubtful eye at the PC fan as he breaks the rhythm of the popular Christmas song. Making a strong suggestion without alienating or viciously bashing the competition—that’s a Mac trademark, and it works well in this Apple commercial, especially with Santa the central figure who, by directing a simple glance full of meaning, apparently agrees with the geek. In other words, what’s good for Santa should be good for us.

State of Emergency

With journalism on its deathbed and desperately clinging for life, the media needs to atone for its sins if it has any chance for survival. 

Living in a snowglobe can’t be that hard

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McKinney sent me an e-mail about that employee who recently spent 78-plus nonconsecutive hours inside an inflatable snowglobe at the agency’s office in Durham, N.C. Is work from actual clients that scarce? McKinney’s claims that “Snowglobe Boy” became “a Web phenomenon” and set some kind of “world record” are pretty dubious. His first appearance on AdFreak didn’t garner a single reader comment! (This blog is my digital bible of cool—make it yours.) Plus, he didn’t even write any songs in the globe, unlike Cartel, which managed to toss off a few three-chord clunkers during its overhyped spring incarceration. I’ve got an old beanbag chair in my cube, and I’m not leaving it for … OK, stopwatch out … there! Sixteen consecutive seconds. I’m an Internet sensation! Oh, and like the McKinney guy, I’m “eco-friendly”—I nibbled on an Au Bon Pain salad while I was writing this post. Where’s my Green Effie? I’m probably disqualified, as the beanbag chair is leather.

—Posted by David Gianatasio