In 2066, Bin Laden will be caught.
Live to see it. Quit smoking.
Advertising Agency: Neogama/BBH, São Paulo, Brazil
Creative Directors: Alexandre Gama, Márcio Ribas, Wilson Mateos
Art Director: Max Geraldo
Copywriter: José Luiz Martins
Illustrator: Bruno Borges
Published: April 2008
Oh god. I just spent three quarters of my day licking myself. I just sit here, with a bowl of water, some toys and my urges – lonely one minute and satisfied the next. Such a wicked paradox. I need to get out. I need to meet people. But I’m happy this way. It feels good. So good. But my crotch shouldn’t define me. Was it the way I was raised? Did my dad bury his face in his crotch for hours on end? Not dad. I never smelt it on his breath. Well maybe once, but I can’t be sure that was crotch. The guy ate garbage like it was going out of style. But really, some pages are better left unturned. Am I the only one? I doubt it. That Rottweiler probably treats his nether regions like a buffet. Look at me. I’m justifying my lack of discipline by making up stories about other dogs I don’t even know. I need a drink. Then I need to lick my crotch. More like want. Is that selfish? Self-pleasuring myself for half a day? Screw it. I’m going in. If my owner could do it, he would. So it’s perfectly natural. Isn’t it? I need a distraction. That ball looks okay. Oh crap. I need something new. Something that doesn’t involve my crotch. It’s all I’ve got. My walker’s cool, but I can’t lick his crotch. It’s gonna take everything I’ve got to make it through the night. Just one night.
Advertising Agency: DDB Canada, Toronto, Canada
Creative Director: Andrew Simon
Art Director: Paul Riss
Copywriter: Matt Antonello
Illustrator: Rachel Riordan
Photographer: Frank Hoedl
Typography: Paul Riss, Rachel Riordan
Published: March 2008
Jesus. I can’t bare it. Why do I have to poop in public? Why can’t I have the same privacy my owner takes for granted? Man’s best friend my ass. Every day I’m forced to defecate in front of complete strangers. How’d my owner like that? I bet you he’d get stage fright for sure. He’s got no backbone. I mean, he’s the one picking up after me. I wouldn’t go near his crap with a ten-foot pole. I have to get over this. I just need time. Today’s not the day to deal with this. Tomorrow. What if Muffin’s there today? Sweet, sweet muffin. Will she still be interested after she sees me in the act? I mean, she’ll be there for the same reason, but we hardly know each other. It’ll be awkward for sure. I’ll just pretend I don’t see her.Maybe I’ll just hold it. It’s so cold out there. Doesn’t he care? I’m the one on all fours. I’m the one putting my reputation on the line, three times a day, every day. I’ll just have to face it. My life will always include public defecation. Why can’t I have a little tray like a cat? I could learn to use one.Why can’t I be one of those dogs that seem to love the spotlight? Is there such thing as a dog voyeur? Do they derive pleasure from pooping for an audience? Well, at least I’m not alone. But I won’t lie. Sometimes I feel like I am. Who am I?
Advertising Agency: DDB Canada, Toronto, Canada
Creative Director: Andrew Simon
Art Director: Paul Riss
Copywriter: Matt Antonello
Illustrator: Rachel Riordan
Photographer: Frank Hoedl
Typography: Paul Riss, Rachel Riordan
Published: March 2008
Should I sniff her butt? Will she mind if I sniff her butt? What will it say about me if I sniff his butt? Maybe I’m gay? Should I question sniffing butts so much? Do other dogs sniff as many butts as I do? How many butts have I sniffed this week? I’m guessing it’s a lot if I’m questioning it so much. I love sniffing butts. I need to sniff one right now. There aren’t any around. I have to get a hold of myself. Who am I kidding? I need a butt and I need it now. Now. Good god. Am I living a life that’s guided by butt sniffing? I am. My parent’s warned me. I didn’t listen. Like a cheap tramp. A whore. I’m a butt-sniffing whore. What if I tried to cut down? Nothing heavy. Just a few sniffs a day. I can do that. I know I can. I’ve done it before. But do I really want to? I mean, that’s what we do. We sniff butts. No one looks down on me for it. There was that guy who gave me a look while I was in mid-sniff. Who is he to judge me for sniffing a butt? Maybe I’m just being paranoid. I get like that when I haven’t sniffed a butt. I’ll stop cold turkey. But not now. The fever’s too strong. A wiff will get me through the night. Just one, heartfelt inhale of the poodle across the street and I’ll be satisfied. I love how she resists at first and then sticks it out with reckless abandon. What a slut. Wait. Why is she a slut? I’m the one going in there. That coy little look she gives me when she walks down the street. Oh, I’m sniffing that butt. Count on it.
Advertising Agency: DDB Canada, Toronto, Canada
Creative Director: Andrew Simon
Art Director: Paul Riss
Copywriter: Matt Antonello
Illustrator: Rachel Riordan
Photographer: Frank Hoedl
Typography: Paul Riss, Rachel Riordan
Published: March 2008
Maximum absorption.
Advertising Agency: GITAM BBDO, Tel Aviv, Israel
Creative Director: Guy Bar
Creative Supervisor: Danny Yaakobovic
Art Director: Igal Ezra
Copywriter: Matan Orian
Photographer: Yoram Ashaim
Published: July 2008
Advertising Agency: Saatchi & Saatchi, Mumbai, India
Advertising Agency: Saatchi & Saatchi, Mumbai, India
Advertising Agency: Saatchi & Saatchi, Mumbai, India
Advertising Agency: Grey Worldwide, Mumbai, India
Advertising Agency: Ogilvy, Johannesburg, South Africa
Advertising Agency: Ogilvy, Johannesburg, South Africa
Advertising Agency: JWT Dubai, UAE
Executive Creative Director: Chafic Haddad
Creative Directors / Copywriters / Art Directors / Typographers: Peter Moyse, Adrian An
Photographer: Tejal Patni
Illustrator: Adrian An
Art Buyer: Emily Haddad
Account Supervisors: Francois Kanaan, Prabhakar Iyer
Advertiser’s Supervisors: Leena Harazeen, Nicola Finetti
You have never slept so deep.
Advertising Agency: TBWA\Paris, France
Executive Creative Director / Creative Director: Erik Vervroegen
Copywriter: Alban Galle
Art Director: Cyril Drouot
Photographer: Dimitri Daniloff
Account Supervisor: Laurence Dupas-Gelin
Advertising Agency: Love Communications, Salt Lake City, USA
Creative Director: Preston Wood
Art Director: Trent Wall
Copywriter: Alison Faulkner
Published: January 2008
Advertising Agency: Love Communications, Salt Lake City, USA
Creative Director: Preston Wood
Art Director: Trent Wall
Copywriter: Alison Faulkner
Published: January 2008
Advertising Agency: Love Communications, Salt Lake City, USA
Creative Director: Preston Wood
Art Director: Trent Wall
Copywriter: Alison Faulkner
Published: January 2008
The power of beauty.
Advertising Agency: JWT Sydney, Australia
Executive Creative Directors: Jay Benjamin, Andy Dilallo
Copywriters / Art Directors: Tom Hazledine, Paul Spelman
Photographer: Sean Izzard
Typographer / Designer: Jeffrey Oley
Retoucher: Pro-Colour Singapore
Advertising Agency: Scholz & Friends, Berlin, Germany
Creative Directors: Jan Leube, Matthias Spaetgens
Copywriter: Edgar Linscheid
Art Director: Marc Ebenwaldner
Photographer: Ralph Baiker
Account Supervisors: Katrin Seegers, Katja Weiden
Advertiser’s Supervisor: Dieter Frost
Graphic: Anatolij Pickmann
Postproduction: Gloss Postproduction
Advertising Agency: Scholz & Friends, Berlin, Germany
Creative Directors: Jan Leube, Matthias Spaetgens
Copywriter: Edgar Linscheid
Art Director: Marc Ebenwaldner
Photographer: Ralph Baiker
Account Supervisors: Katrin Seegers, Katja Weiden
Advertiser’s Supervisor: Dieter Frost
Graphic: Anatolij Pickmann
Postproduction: Gloss Postproduction
Advertising Agency: Scholz & Friends, Berlin, Germany
Creative Directors: Jan Leube, Matthias Spaetgens
Copywriter: Edgar Linscheid
Art Director: Marc Ebenwaldner
Photographer: Ralph Baiker
Account Supervisors: Katrin Seegers, Katja Weiden
Advertiser’s Supervisor: Dieter Frost
Graphic: Anatolij Pickmann
Postproduction: Gloss Postproduction
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