Havas Wins Sears Holdings

The review is done: Havas Worldwide beat out IPG (as represented by FCB) and Publicis (as represented by Leo Burnett) to win lead creative duties on the Sears Holding Group business, which includes both Sears and Kmart.

We’ve yet to receive word from the client or the agency on this matter, but we know it’s all done because the Havas organization revealed the win on its own career page. Here’s the listing calling for a new art director/designer to work on the account:

“Havas Worldwide Chicago is seeking an stellar Art Director/Designer for its new Sears business.

For Sears, Kenmore, Craftsman and Diehard, Havas Chicago is employing a digital-first approach and game-changing social ideas, which is helping to breathe new life into this iconic portfolio of brands. Targeting younger audiences through nimble content that activates the brands’ passionate fan base, we’re driving cultural relevance for a whole new generation of fans.”

The word “new” in the listing gives the win away, because it indicates that Havas has won a greater share of the existing Sears Holding Company business. The move makes sense, too: you may recall that in March of 2014, Havas Chicago won creative duties for Sears’ Diehard, Kenmore and Craftsman properties (which had been with Y&R), so the client is familiar with the agency’s work.

In addition to that business, Havas Media has handled planning/buying for both Sears and Kmart for some time; the relationship began in 2007 and the client retained the shop’s services in November 2012.

In addition to the job description, Havas Chicago lists Sears as a client separate from the Kenmore, Craftsman and Diehard brands in its bio:

“Havas Chicago has over 400 employees and a blue-chip client roster that includes AutoZone, Citibank, Cracker Barrel, Craftsman, DieHard, Dish, DishLATINO, Kenmore, Hefty, Reynolds, Sears, Sony PlayStation and Terminix.”

The Sears Holdings creative review began way back in late 2014, with Dentsu’s incumbent mcgarrybowen withdrawing from the Sears competition in February “after its current contract expired without renewal and marketing chief Imran Jooma left the company to join Finish Line.” Omnicom’s DDB also participated, but a source told Adweek they’d withdrawn back in March.

While we can’t yet specifically confirm the status of FCB’s attempt to retain the business for which it created “Ship My Pants,” Havas Worldwide will (apparently) run the Sears account from its Chicago office.

Updates when they come in.

Kmart Celebrates Sloth With Joe Boxer's Inactivity Tracker and an Hourlong Ad About Nothing

Nike FuelBand may have fizzled out, but luckily the Joe Boxer Inactivity Tracker is here to take its place.

Kmart is promoting its Joe Boxer pajamas with a new digital bracelet that’s just like any of the other quantified-self fitness pieces on the market, only instead of making you feel guilty for missing your workout, it will celebrate you for it.

The brand is giving away the devices with select pajama purchases while supplies last—an accompanying app rewards extended sloth with badges like “Cryogenic” and “You rock!” (in this case, meaning the noun first, and the adjective second).

Even if you don’t snag one of these hot ticket items, you can enjoy the hourlong launch ad below—a window into the “2015 Joe Boxer Lounger Games,” where two guys sit in recliners trying to move as little as possible.

It really goes all in—purportedly focusing on the ninth hour of the fierce completion—and delivering 60 minutes of impressively inane announcer commentary, which makes it just like any other sport, really. (There are plenty of amusing tidbits mixed in if you skip around. Or if you have the stamina to watch all the way through, presumably, you can also tune back in for hour 10 on ESPN 35.)

The whole FCB project pokes some excellent fun at the tech-driven zeitgeist, and the world can always use more paeans to laziness. But any real pro couch potato will tell you it’s better to skip the long pants altogether, especially with summer coming up fast.



This Family Is Completely, Ridiculously Pumped to Be Shopping at Kmart This Holiday

If you see this suburban family at your local Kmart, you’d better get out of their way.

Mom just got an email confirming their online holiday order is ready, thanks to Kmart’s free in-store pickup service. Now, nothing’s going to stop them from busting mad-ass moves as they strut across the parking lot and through the automatic doors to collect their discount merchandise.

The spot, by FCB Chicago, really shouldn’t work as well as it does. I expected it to fall flat, but it didn’t. Once the beat kicks in, the frenetic pace never lets up. The overblown earnestness of the actors—conveyed mainly through popping and locking, or something, and pouty hip-hop poses—is infectious (and a little bit frightening).

Mom’s frenzied hair flips and hyperactive hips reach a Miley Cyrus level of insanity. Dad’s all about the cool hand-jive. (Pump it, Pops!) And that baby, rocking those shades, looks—as one YouTube commenter succinctly puts it—”fly as hell.” At last, a tyke capable of taking out this little monster in a rattle battle.

Clothes, housewares, rotating disco-ball light—it really doesn’t matter what they bought. Let the ominous thump of DJ Milad’s “Just Got a Check” serve as a warning: There’s gonna be manically choreographed, bass-heavy bopping in the aisles, bitches!



'Hurry Down the Chimney' Gets a Whole New Meaning With Kmart's Pregnant Dance Squad

Last holiday season, Kmart clearly had a ball (or two) with its advertising. This year, it’s all about bellies.

In a nice upgrade from the retailer’s spot featuring guys playing their beer guts like kettle drums, we now have a dance squad made up of belly-proud moms-to-be.  It’s the latest in agency FCB’s #ShowYourJoe campaign for Joe Boxer, and this time we find five ladies rockin’ some comfy pajamas and shakin’ it for two to the tune of holiday classic “Santa Baby.” 

It’s a surprisingly perfect juxtaposition of female empowerment and one of Christmas’ sexier songs. The track is faster than the famously slinky Eartha Kitt version, which keeps the spot from going to truly weird places.

CREDITS

Client: Kmart
CMO, Kmart Apparel: Diane Vaccaro
VP, Creative: Mark Andeer
Marketing Director, Kmart Apparel: Sarah Fromson
Advertising Manager: Laurie Bourquin
Advertising Manager: Amy Mitchell

Agency: FCB
Chief Creative Officer: Todd Tilford
Executive Creative Director: Dan Fietsam
SVP Creative Director: Michael Shirley
Creative Directors: Josh Hurley and Andy Kohman
Art Director: Johnross Post
Art Director: Conor Clarke
Copywriter: Matt Everts
Copywriter: Alf Zapata
Executive Producer: Chris Bing
Producer: Lara Hurnevich
Director:  Christian Weber
Production Company: Wondros
Editor:  Steve Immer



Kmart and Joe Boxer Go for Belly Laughs in Holiday Sequel to 'Jingle Balls'

Kmart and Joe Boxer’s “Show Your Joe” ad (rechristened “Jingle Balls” by some) was one of the big hit of 2013’s holiday season—to the tune of 18 million YouTube views.

Now, here’s the sequel.

The musical body parts have changed a bit, but fans of last year’s spot will appreciate the surprise ending here. Plus, it looks like the original “Jingle Joes” will soon be returning—at least to this website, where you personally will be able to “give them a jingle.”

The new spot, like last year’s, was made by FCB Chicago and directed by Christian Weber. It begins airing on TV tonight.



Kmart Rolls Out Christmas Commercial That Insists: 'This Is Not a Christmas Commercial'

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Isn’t it?

Less than a week after Labor Day, Kmart has launched a cheeky holiday spot from FCB Chicago touting its layaway program. The spokeswoman says, “This is not a Christmas commercial. However, let’s say you have an event in late December that you need a lot of gifts for. Like, maybe your entire family is having a birthday on the same day. Now’s the time to go to Kmart and put those gifts on layaway.”

Meanwhile, a jolly fat man rides through the aisles on a reindeer-drawn sleigh (presumably he’s not the appliance-department manager). And those fireplace logs crackling on the screens of the store’s TV display look suspiciously “yule” to me.

It seems to be an attempt at disarming the same people who were angry at Kmart last year for airing a Christmas spot in September. Not doing so, after all, was not an option.

“We know it’s early, and that is exactly when smart shoppers start thinking about using layaway for the holidays,” says Jai Holtz, vp and general manager for financial services at Kmart parent Sears Holdings. “We are expanding no-money-down layaway nationwide to help members and customers who want to make small payments over time leading up the holidays.”

Though a Christmas ad in early September is obnoxious, it’s probably a smart move, since 40 percent of Americans do their holiday shopping before Halloween, according to the National Retail Federation.

Guess I should get to Kmart today and put plenty of junk—er, presents—on layaway. Joe Boxers for all, and to all a goodnight!

Oh, and before I forget … Happy New Year!



Univision Adds ‘La Fabrica’ Division to Its Video Portfolio

Univision is launching a digital arm called La Fabrica, a Spanish and English-language initiative that will produce original Web video series. While Boris Gartner, vp of La Fabrica, told Adweek that brand sponsors were lined up, he wouldn't disclose names.

However, his team's first program, Medicina Desconocida (translates as Strange Medicine), has six 23-minute episodes already live, and 15-second pre-roll ads for Kmart appear before each video. (There will be six more episodes of the drama available in two weeks.) So retail appears to be a category Gartner's sales division is targeting for the endeavor.

A dedicated staff in New York and Miami is expected to create, script and produce several other series in the coming weeks.

"We believe there's a need in the market in terms of content for Hispanic digital natives," the vp said. "La Fabrica expands on our initiatives from the past couple of years."

It is designed to complement Univision's other multimedia, millennial-focused efforts such as UVideos (user-generated vids), Flama (English-language video content) and Uforia (digital music). Univision subsidiary, Fusion, will carry La Fabrica's English-language versions of its shows.

"There's a need for long-form content in digital," Gartner said. "There are a couple other initiatives we will be launching in Q2, which will entail articles and galleries but will be mostly video."


    



Kmart Does a Hilariously Dickensian Christmas Version of ‘Ship My Pants’

You have to hand it to Kmart and Draftfcb. They've shown this whole year that they know how to whip up a good viral commercial. We had "Ship My Pants" in April and then "Show Your Joe" (aka, "Jingle Balls") in November. Now, they head back to the well with this humorously Dickensian reimagining of "Ship My Pants" just in time for Christmas. You can hear all the other retailers grumbling "Bah, humbug." Well played. Via Disco Chicken.

Credits below.

CREDITS
Client: Kmart
Vice President, Creative: Mark Andeer
Director of Kmart Marketing Strategy: Brandi Ply
Director of Advertising: Beverly Mason
Agency: Draftfcb, Chicago
Chief Creative Officer: Todd Tilford
Executive Vice President, Executive Creative Director: Jon Flannery
Senior Vice President, Creative Director: Howie Ronay
Vice President, Creative Director: Sean Burns
Creative Director, Copywriter: Tim Mason
Associate Creative Director, Art Director: Myra Mazzei
Executive Producer: Chris Bing
Director: Zach Math
Editorial: Casey Cobler


    

JCPenney Advises Kmart After Boxers Ad: Cover Up Those ‘Twigs and Berries’

Kmart has a big viral hit with the guys playing "Jingle Bells" with their privates. Now, another retailer, JCPenney, is trying to draft off that popularity by tweeting a coupon for pants in Kmart's general direction. A back-and-forth ensued, with the phrase "twigs and berries" eventually being used. This is what American corporate retail has come to, people.


    

Kmart Hunks Play ‘Jingle Bells’ With Their Junk in Crazy Christmas Ad

And you thought the NBA guys were talented for playing "Jingle Bells" via well-timed three-pointers. Check out the Kmart studs in the retailer's crazy Christmas cross-promotion with Joe Boxer via Draftfcb in Chicago—swaying their sacks to chime out their own impressive version of the holiday standard. That's some musical junk right there. It caps an offbeat year for agency and client, stretching from "Ship My Pants" through last week's evil-filled "Boardroom" spot. Sometimes it's just better to be on the naughty list.

 
UPDATE: For what it's worth, Chippendales did a similar video back in 2010.


    

Kmart Is Getting Stuffed for Opening on Thanksgiving Morning, and Its Tweets Aren’t Helping


    

Kmart Ad Turns Schoolyard Taunts of ‘Yo Mama’ Into Compliments

Draftfcb stages a spirited, brand-centric schoolyard game of "Yo Mama" to tout Kmart's free back-to-school layaway plan in this new commercial. "Yo mama get that hoodie at Kmart?" "Yeah, dawg." "Well, yo mama must have cavities, 'cuz that hoodie is sweeeeeeeet!" "Oh yeah, well, yo mama's like a tasty cheese plate, 'cuz she saved a bunch of cheddar on them Kmart jeans!" Etc. Some commenters claim the spot perpetuates stereotypes, or else they object to the street slang. I don't think this ad merits that level of sociological scrutiny. Unlike Kmart's previous silly spots, "Ship My Pants" and "Big Gas Savings," this new effort doesn't seem destined to generate millions of YouTube views. (It's topped 80,000 in its first week.) Still, the kids earn high marks for their enormous energy and over-the-top line deliveries. They elevate material that might have flunked out otherwise. "Ship My Pants." Ha! That never gets old!

    

Finally, Another Dirty-Minded Ad for a Cleaning Product

Household cleaner CLR not only has a no-nonsense name—it stands for Calcium, Lime and Rust remover—but it has also long leaned on simple how-to commercials that demonstrate the product's cleaning power. Its new ad, though, gets a little dirty.

The 30-second Web and broadcast spot, from Moon Pie Media in Austin, Texas, jumps on the near-obscenity bandwagon popularized recently by the likes of Kmart with its viral "Ship My Pants" spot, Kraft's Jell-O "FML" campaign and Booking.com's "You Booking Did It." In the CLR ad, people who use the product can't resist blurting out obscenities, which are then bleeped out. Dirty tub? Scuzzy toilet? Spotty wine glasses? CLR makes everything sparkling clean. Well … almost everything. 

Dirty cleaning ads are always fun. Have a look back at probably the best one ever—Droga5's Method ad starring the pervy scrubbling bubbles.

    

Having Shipped Its Pants, Kmart Now Offers You ‘Big Gas Savings’

Kmart's "Ship My Pants" ad was a major success, to the tune of 17 million YouTube views and counting. But can Draftfcb turn almost-profanity into a running gag for the retailer? It attempts to do so with this follow-up spot, "Big Gas Savings," which features some big-gas humor indeed. It even features the same family from "Ship My Pants," and once again the kid gets the best line. (In the earlier spot, he blurted out, "I can't wait to ship my pants, Dad." Here, he shouts, "Dad, look at that big gas truck!") It's not quite as funny as the original, perhaps, but it seems destined to get similarly big-gas numbers on YouTube. And if nothing else, the #biggassavings hashtag clinches it. Credits below.

CREDITS
Client: Kmart
Chief Marketing Officer: Andrew Stein
Vice President, Creative: Mark Andeer

Agency: Draftfcb
Chief Creative Officer: Todd Tilford
Executive Creative Director: Jon Flannery
Creative Director, Copywriter: Berk Wasserman
Creative Director: Todd Durston
Group Executive Producer, Agency Producer: Chris Bing

Production Company: Bob Industries
Executive Producers: T.K. Knowles, John O'Grady, Chuck Ryant
Producer: Brian Etting
Director: Zach Math

    

Advertising Student Ships His Pants to Kmart’s Agency, Lands Internship

If you can ship your pants skillfully and creatively, you have a good chance of working at Kmart's ad agency, Draftfcb. The agency said today that it has brought in a new intern in large part because of his pants-shipping abilities. Alf Zapata shipped his actual pants and résumé to Draftfcb's recruiting department. That got him an interview; his "portfolio, witty humor and enthusiasm" got him the internship, the agency says. This raises the possibility that you could get an internship at Y&R in New York simply by apologizing and then acting superior. More images below.

    

Kmart’s ‘Ship My Pants’ Ad Climbs Toward 10 Million Views, Eyes TV Run

It may not be the height of sophistication, but holy crap—Kmart's "Ship My Pants" ad is having a great run, to say the least. After just five days on YouTube, the pun-heavy spot from Draftfcb—in which Kmart shoppers are strongly encouraged to "ship their pants"—is quickly heading toward 10 million views on YouTube (it has 7.8 million currently) and is being passed around by viewers at an astounding rate of one share for every nine views, according to the viral experts at Unruly Media. With more than 800,000 shares total, it's already the second-most-shared ad of the past 30 days, eclipsed only by the "Bad Motherfucker" video from the Russian rock band Biting Elbows—which isn't really an an ad at all but counts as marketing because it's stuffed full of references to Neft vodka. Also, "Ship My Pants" seems destined to get a second big wave of publicity soon. Draftfcb—which is defending the Kmart creative business in a review that's down to three agencies—says the spot is living online only for now, but a TV run is in the works.

    

Kmart Says It’s Totally Fine If You Want to Ship Your Pants Right There

Juvenile humor reigns supreme in this new Kmart commercial from Draftfcb, featuring store workers encouraging stunned shoppers to not be shy and just go ahead and "ship your pants." The shoppers take full advantage, too. Other folks later in the spot even ship their drawers and their nighties, and one old dude even gleefully ships the bed. (The point is, Kmart is offering free shipping of anything from Kmart.com if people can't find it at the physical store.) I'm not sure I'd sign off on a commercial that's basically 30 seconds of people punning about shit, but it's sure worth a chuckle. Props, too, for going all out and including the #shipmypants hashtag. Hat tip to @arrrzzz.

CREDITS
Client: Kmart
Vice President, Marketing Planning: Andrew Stein
Vice President, Creative: Mark Andeer
Vice President, Chief Digital Marketing Officer: Bill Kiss

Agency: Draftfcb
Chief Creative Officer: Todd Tilford
Executive Vice President, Executive Creative Director: Jon Flannery
Senior Vice President, Creative Director: Howie Ronay
Vice President, Creative Director, Copywriter: Sean Burns
Agency Producer: Chris Bing

Production Company: Bob Industries
Executive Producers: T.K. Knowles, John O'Grady, Chuck Ryant
Producer: Brian Etting
Director: Zach Math