This French Drink Brand Took 7 Days to Post the World's Slowest Facebook Status

Pulco, a French drink brand owned by Orangina Schweppes, is a default summer drink. (Because when else would you have a cool citrus-lemon beverage?) And amid an epic heatwave recently, it capitalized on that positioning with #LaParesseADuBon. Roughly translated to “Laziness can be good,” it encouraged people to relax and go slow—because what else is there to do when you see mirages while crossing the street?

Earlier this month, with help from agency Fred & Farid, it illustrated that premise by taking seven days to finish posting a single-line Facebook status update. The post unfolded word by word, and eventually read, “It’s too hot to work.”

And while it’s too late to watch it as it happened, you can see the painfully slow progression when you click on the post’s “Edited” button:

While it didn’t capture much attention outside the ad industry (which fawns over itself in France just as much as it does in the U.S.), this is a nice example of how creative can manipulate the mechanics of social platforms to produce something unique and playful—and which, in this case, loyally manifests the brand’s message.

It’s also a tribute to Pulco that it let an incomplete sentence stand for a week without freaking out. It doesn’t look like Pulco spends much, media buy wise, but the post scored at least twice as many likes as any number of its painstaking but minimalist image posts. It won’t win Lions or anything, but it’s evidence that while engagement might be low, the brand is willing to experiment and be a bit scrappy.

Seven days is apparently also a record for the longest amount of time it’s taken anyone, ever, to produce a single Facebook post (at least according to the agency and brand). Other examples of brands who’ve broken social media records, however contrived, can be found on RecordSetter.com’s Social Media World Records subsite.

DAN Paris "JustTheBell" (2015) 1:21 (France)

Smart phones. We can’t live without them. They’ve got everything we need to function in our waking life. And even when we’re asleep, they’re buy our bed, waiting to wake us up with their alarm function. Problem is, smart phones are disrupting our sleep. Admit it, how many of y’all have checked your emails or sent texts in the middle of the night? It’s a bigger problem than you realize.

DAN Paris, the digital Agency of TBWAFrance Group, may have the answer. They’ve made JustTheBell, a tiny designed wooden cube controlled by your smartphone. By downloading an app on your phone, you can set your alarm and send them to JustTheBell. Then all you need to do is keep JustTheBell on your nightstand, and leave your phone in the living room.

After designing and prototyping the product, DAN Paris presented the first units of JustTheBell in the prestigious innovation event “Future en Seine”, in Paris. Now, with the production plan ready to be deployed, the agency is jumping to the French crowdfunding site KissKissBankBank to bring 1,000 of these to market and ship to backers by Spring 2016.

If you can’t wait nine months, here’s a solution: try getting an alarm clock and leaving your phone turned off.

Evian partners with Le Slip Français for limited edition collection

Evian and Le Slip Français have partnered for a collaborative pop up collection for babies and grownups alike. Starting this month, the 100% made in France evian X Le Slip Français collection, can be found on Le Slip Français as well as in stores. There you’ll find adult and baby versions of the same T-shirts. I’m a sucker for merchandising. Neat idea.

Schweppes Indian Tonic "Impressive" (2015) :30 (France)

Here’s the english translation to a Schweppes spot that is making me thirsty. I’m fairly certain there is a sly French wink going on here.

V.O.: Ice cubes refreshing the glass)
V.O. The Tonic falling slowly to maintain the sharpness of the bubbles
V.O.: And a final touch of lime to release all its intensity

And then the woman answers: Impressive

Ubisoft "Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Wildlands" (2015) 5:15 (France)

Here’s a very exciting reveal trailer for Tom Clancy’s “Ghost Recon: Wildlands,” Looks like a pretty open world with story and game play that looks like all the other open world stories with game play. In other words it’ll be awesome. I now it was made for E3 but at 5 plus minutes it gets a bit draggy. And before you ask, the song is “Friction,” by Imagine Dragons.

System U "Transparency" (2015) 1:37 (France)

U is a French supermarket chain. To be as transparent as possible and make a better informed customer, they held a stunt at their Super U store in Thourotte. Customers were able to find out about the values behind their favorite “U” products. They placed a giant 3.6 m mirror made up of LED screens in the store. Using a unique device that pairs augmented reality technology with a system of layering this in HD, customers saw animated images projected of onto the big screen, featuring their shopping carts and the animated images. Far from being just an AR wank, this stunt helped shoppers understand where their food is coming from as well as express the values of U.

NIssan "LCV Truckerball" (2015) 1:11 (France)

Here’s a crazy ad for Nissan Light Trucks and their sponsorship of the UEFA Champions League. NIssan trucks become a moveable football pitch complete with fans as they drive around and play.

DDB Chicago Brings Back Coneheads for State Farm

About a month ago, DDB Chicago released a re-make of State Farm’s 2011 ad “State of Unrest” (more commonly known as “Jake From State Farm”) reimagined with Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtin reprising their Conehead roles as Beldar and Prymaat. Now, the agency has released the Coneheads followup, entitled “France.”

Behind-the-scenes footage from the last spot hinted at the direction of “France,” which opens on the Coneheads, whose microwave has just broke. Using the magic jingle, they summon a State Farm representative, not realizing that they’re revealing that they are alines, and not, in fact, from France. In an effort to reverse his mistake, they use the jingle once more to transport everyone to France, with the ad ending with tagline, “Save Mass Quantities.” It’s not the most imaginative of scenarios, but Coneheads fans should enjoy seeing Aykroyd and Curtin reprising their roles once again nevertheless. The ad debuted online and during the CBS broadcast of NCIS: Los Angeles. It will be interesting to see if DDB Chicago sticks with the Coneheads for more ads or switches to other retired SNL characters (which State Farm can do thanks to a deal between the company and Lorne Michaels‘ Broadway Video Entertainment).

Josephine Hart Poetry Foundation "High Windows" (2015) 1:15 (France)

Directed by Onur Senturk, this film explores Philip Larkin’s poem “High Windows,” as part of the Josephine Hart Poetry Foundation’s “poetry movement,” campaign. This poem, by the way, was written at the height of the Swinging 60’s in London, and comes from the voice of an older bloke who is simultaneously jealous of the younger generations’ lax attitude towards sex, drugs and religion, while also gleeful that he can partake in that feeling, too.

Point P "Virutal reality mask" (2015) 1:24 (France)

When you start remodeling a house, it’s always hard to picture and imagine the final result. And catalogs aren’t much help. HAVAS 360 created the Virtual Reality CUSTOM HOUSE using Oculus, for Point.P, the number building and decorating seller in France. Users could upload their blueprints, bring them to life, and really get a sense of what their place could look like. Smart idea using technology in a relevant way.

Le Slip Français "Very Love Trip" (2015) 2:50

There’s a French mannequin out there who fell in love with another mannequin who got carted off to L.A. That’s the basis for this case study for Le Slip Français, a French underwear company with the big dream of opening a shop in L.A. On a side note, it’s amazing how many hipsters have discovered underwear. There’s a brand here in L.A. called Me Undies that must spend a shit ton on billboards. Everywhere I look I see their instagrammy images. And that’s just one of like four or five that have popped up all of a sudden.
Sorry, I digress. So in order to generate awareness about Le Slip Français, BETC sent a mannequin on a cross country tour of America until he got to L.A. As he narrates the story you realize in typical french fashion, that the idea of monogamy is a foreign concept but whatever– from New York to Vegas he goes until finally, like all young dumb and naive people, he sets his feet on the grimy syringe-laden shores of Venice Beach.
Oh yeah, all along the way they also had a Kickstarter to raise $30,000 to open a shop. Hopefully it’s not on Abbot Kinney Blvd in Venice, as 30,000 won’t even cover one month’s rent. Should have added an extra “0” to that.
Bonne chance, Monsieur Sous-Vêtements.

DS AUTOMOBILE – DR SYLVESTRE MAURICE (2015) 1:20 (France)

DS AUTOMOBILE - DR SYLVESTRE MAURICE (2015) 1:20 (France)
This spot (In French, but you’ll still understand it) features Astronomer Dr. Sylvestre Maurice. In it he discusses his passion which is not astronomy and astrophysics but rather planet exploring. He’s participated in explorations to the Moon, Mars and Saturn. And of course it gets all philosophical because the further into the reaches you explore, the more you understand about your own planet and ultimately yourself.
What this has to do with the newDS 5 automobile, and “the spirit of the avant-garde,” is a connection we’ll all have to keep searching for.

DS AUTOMOBILE – IRIS VAN HERPEN (2015) 1:20 (France)

For the 60th anniversary of the brand, automobile make DS has come out with the DS 5. To celebrate the launch, DS partnered with two influencers who best capture the spirit of the car. In this one, Dutch experimental fashion designer Iris Van Herpen discusses where she sees the future going, and what avant-garde style means to her.

Ciné-ma différence "In the role of" (2015) 1:15 (France)

When it comes to behavioural problem disabilities like autism, it seems the French are not so welcoming. Especially in the cinema. For this awareness spot that celebrates the tenth anniversary of a law passed for equal rights and opportunities (I assume this means for people with disabilities) TBWAParis and Ciné-ma created a spot featuring autistic actor Stéphane Guérin who can play every role except that of theater goer. Heartbreaking, but makes its point well. Also, I’m amazed it’s only been ten years since a law was passed of this nature.

This Household Cleaning Brand Has the World's Most Immaculate Twitter Feed

If you’re a cleaning brand, you’d better have your house in order—which means making your social media feeds as spotless as possible. French brand Spontex has done just that on Twitter, with a whole feed of white space.

Actually, though, the brand somehow hid images in that white space, which you can discover by clicking on the tweets. (Try it on the embedded posts below.) A fun idea from ad agency Kids Love Jetlag in Paris.



Club Med – First Day / Deserted island – (2015) :40 (France)

Club Med - First Day / Deserted island - (2015) :40 (France)
It’s kind of shocking to wake up on an empty beach, but you get used to it. Based on the insight that stressed out city folk take a day or two to adjust to the lax lazy of a proper beach vacation, BETC created this ad for Club Med. Creative direction by Stéphane Xiberras, directed by the young and talented team from Blacktool and shot in the paradise like Club Med villages « Plantation d’Albion » and « LaPointe aux Canonniers », in Mauritius.

MArtell – Tricentaire / the history of the house – (2015) .90 (France)

MArtell - Tricentaire / the history of the house - (2015) .90 (France)
Founded in 1715 during the enlightenment era, The Martell House is the oldest of the Great Cognac Houses. Symbol of French refinement, it is an invitation to discover cognacs of unequalled fineness, rich with a tercentenary know-how that has witnessed the greatest technological and historical evolutions.

For this occasion, The Martell House and TBWA Paris created a film that covers 300 years of History, Heritage and Know-How. The film is produced entirely in CGI, and tells the saga of the House from 1715 to today, it’s a ride through paintings, art and historical events unfolding. The look is perfect.

Using a single tracking sequence shot, the film begins with the founder on the lands of Cognac before chronologically embarking on a journey jumping between one key family figure to one House fact. Throughout the film, a metal route seems to tie the scenes with each other before revealing at the very end that these routes are in reality branches of a family tree retracing the House Legacy.
Created through a series of 16 photorealistic shots, the film is also a real technical challenge with nearly 2250 rendered images, over 5000 hours of rendering and no less than 1652 million polygones.

I expect that everyone who worked on this deserve to sit back and have a quiet moment with a fantastic cognac.

Remember kids, like they say in France : L’abus d’alcool est dangereux pour la santé. A consommer avec modération

Humanis – “Lueurs d’espoir / Stories of Hope (2015) 1:20 (France)

Humanis - “Lueurs d’espoir / Stories of Hope (2015) 1:20 (France)
Since the subtitles are small, I’ll tell you what this case study is showing you. Humanis, major French healthcare group in France, supports the association Gêniris in 2015 to commit to fighting rare eye diseases.
The group launched “Lueurs d’espoir” a participative video clip created by Fred & Farid Paris allowing viewers to see through the eyes of blind person. Plunged into the darkness with your cursor as your only source of light. A tiny glimmer helping you to find out what’s hiding in the darkness.
Each glimmer’s position is recorded: there are as many lights as there are participants. And it’s only when we are together, joining our glimmers of light, that the clip is revealed … men, children, women, their blind relatives.

At the end of the experience, a message appears: “Seeing their loved ones for the first time is the most beautiful thing for a partially-sighted person.”

The music is sold and the collected money is donated to research funding. Giving hope to blind people that they will see their loved ones one day. Once the music is downloaded, a surprise awaits: each and every relative thanks us personally through photos of the loved ones who still have hope thanks to our donation.
Humanis, to protect is committing.

McDonald's Updates Its Famously Minimalist Ads in France to Include Emojis

McDonald’s in France makes some of the most spare, striking outdoor ads anywhere. For the past couple of years, the OOH ads have shown just the menu items, with almost no branding at all—first in closeup photography, then with simple drawings of the products.

This summer, the brand, working with TBWA Paris, is evolving the campaign by adding emojis to the images. (Emojis are now a requirement of every ad campaign everywhere, by the way.) The product drawings are now made up, pointillist style, of tiny emojis—reflecting the emotion stirred by the products.

For example: The Big Mac is made up of hundreds of little thumbs-up signs; the fries are made from smiley faces; the sundae from musical notes; and the Happy Meal from heart symbols. (Those are the only four menu items highlighted this time. The Happy Meal is new to the campaign, while the Quarter Pounder, Filet-O-Fish and Chicken McNuggets have been dropped from the ads.)

McDonald’s says the “pictograms” campaign has “placed the brand at the heart of the pop culture.” Indeed, the marketer clearly believes the work is practically high fashion. This year’s campaign includes a McDonald’s collection at Colette, the Paris fashion and lifestyle store, consisting of six products bearing the campaign’s imagery—T-shirts, tote bags, scarves, iPhone cases, notebooks and postcards.

See the rest of the images below.

The outdoor ads:

 
The Colette collection:



He? – raising awareness of street harassment (2015) (France)

For the 5th annual International Anti–Street Harassment Week, BETC and the French association Stop Harcèlement de Rue (End Street Harassment), created a special application… It’s a bit like “Yo!” except is says “Hé!” and after a few days use you’ll notice it gets you a few more “Hé!” than you bargained for… What can we call this type of idea? A trap-app? Either way it’s pretty clever so here download the iTunes version and start saying “Hé!” to all your mates.

Now, I feel like I’ve seen this before (uh-oh), but there’s also another thing that nags me… Will enough people download and be tricked by the app once the case study here is out? Maybe, if enough of us do the “crying game” secret and make our friends use it without telling them what the catch is.