A Costa Rican Brewer Just Inadvertently Made the Most Obscene Billboard Ever

Costa Rican drivers are getting an eyeful when they pass this billboard for Republica Parrillera Pilsner beer. Looking at the front of the billboard, nothing seems amiss. But when viewed from behind … well, yeah, that does look like a giant penis, doesn’t it?

As always with such placements, there’s debate over whether this was intentional or a mistake. Proponents of the former say it’s brilliant marketing, as drivers who approach the ad from the back are probably fairly likely to check out the front of the ad as they pass—behavior that precious few billboards provoke. Those who think it’s a mistake can’t fathom the kind of balls it would take to put a giant dick on a billboard.

Via AgencySpy.



Burger King Unveils Its First TV Commercial With the King in More Than 4 Years

You can’t keep a good King down.

Burger King’s creepy, plastic-faced King character, who was sidelined from TV ads four years ago, will return Monday night in prime time in a 15-second commercial for a Chicken Nuggets deal—his first appearance in a BK spot since February 2011.

The ad, created by Pitch Inc., isn’t much to look at creatively. But it affirms BK’s commitment to the character even after his long absence from TV.

“The King has been breaking status quo for decades and has earned his space in pop culture. He conveys the confident and bold spirit of the Burger King brand, which you can see comes to life in everything we do,” BK CMO Eric Hirschhorn tells AdFreak.

The King hasn’t been totally AWOL. He did, oddly enough, walk in with Floyd Mayweather and his entourage at last month’s big boxing match against Manny Pacquiao. That appearance cost BK a cool $1 million, Fortune reported, though it didn’t go over well with domestic violence advocates who oppose any deals with Mayweather, given his history with women.

CREDITS
Client: Burger King
Agency: Pitch, Inc.
Chief Creative Officer: Xanthe Wells
Exec Design Director/Creative Director: Helena Skonieczny
ACD/Copywriter: Heather Parke
ACD/Art Director:  Kimberly Linn
Account Director: Audrey Jersin
Account Executive: Christina Gocoglu
Director of Broadcast: Julie Salik
Production Coordinator:  Ivana Banh
CFO/COO: Pej Sabat
Chief Strategy Officer: Sara Bamossy
Jr. Strategist: Lexi Whalen
President: Rachel Spiegelman
Editorial Company: Bicep Productions
Editor: Nate Connella
Asst. Editor: Gary Burns
Editorial Producer: Esther Gonzalez
Animation & VFX:  Terry Politis
Color:  Bob Festa, Company 3
Audio Post Company: Bicep Productions
Engineer: Luis Rosario
Production Company: Woodshop
Director: Trevor Shepard
Executive Producer:  Sam Swisher
Producer: Ursula Camack
Director of Photography:  Tom Lazaravich
Music:  Motive Music Sound
Composer:  Jeremy Adelman
Producer:  Samanta Balassa



Hendrick's Gin Is Flying a Giant Cucumber-Shaped Dirigible Around the Country

In response to the mundane ease of modern travel, Hendrick’s Gin has developed the world’s only flying cucumber—a 130-foot dirigible that clips along at the civilized speed of 35 mph, just slow enough not to blow off your steampunk hat.

They are whipping out their big cucumber in 13 cities across the nation and giving a very small number of lucky gin lovers a brief yet glorious ride on the airship. They will be in New York on June 14, just in time to coincide with England’s National Cucumber Day.

If you are wondering why a cucumber, Hendrick’s Gin is flavored with both cucumber and rose—you know, a phallic symbol and a yonic symbol infused into one gin (it would be a lot harder to make a rose-shaped airship). And if you’re wondering why anyone in their right mind would build a blimp, you simply have to look to the history of gin itself.

Though the brand was created in 1999, Hendrick’s is sold in an old-fashioned apothecary bottle, and the visual essence of the brand seems quite nostalgic for the time when gin was the most popular drink in England, consumed at a rate of two pints per Londoner per week—you know, right before it was blamed as one of the main causes of crime and became strictly regulated with the Gin Act of 1751. But oh, to go back to the gay times of the gin craze! Back to 1785 and the first crossing of the English Channel by hand-propelled balloon.

So, sign up for this very limited engagement and what will probably be your only chance to sip “dirigible-inspired” cocktails in an actual dirigible.



Carl's Jr. Makes the Most Absurdly American Ad for Its Hot-Dog-and-Chips Cheeseburger

Putting a hot dog and potato chips on your cheeseburger is the ultimate expression of American-ness, according to Carl’s Jr. So, this 72andSunny ad for that monstrosity—an official menu item called the Most American Thickburger—celebrates that patriotism to a ridiculous degree. And Samantha Hoopes in a stars-and-stripes bikini is just the beginning.

People are making fun of this particular cheeseburger, of course. Check out Jimmy Kimmel’s takedown below, in which he imagines the craziest item on the Carl’s Jr. menu—and introduces a memorable new tagline for the place.



The 13 Strangest Vodka Flavors (and the Drinks You Could Actually Make With Them)

Vodka has long been well known and well loved for being flavorless. For the last few years, producers have worked to expand the market by introducing exotic flavors that get stranger with every passing year. But unless you closely examine the vodka aisle on the reg, you might not be aware of how weird it’s gotten.

That’s why AdFreak asked me, a bartender by night and cocktail science blogger by day, to track down the weirdest vodkas currently available. For those brave souls who are truly curious about flavored liquors, I even came up with some recommendations on ways to mix them. Check it all out below.

—Clair McLafferty is a bartender, freelance writer and Mental Floss cocktail science blogger based in Birmingham, Ala. Follow her on Twitter at @see_clair_write.



Kyra & Constantin's Hilarious Round Animals Roll Their Way Into British Bread Ads

The young Swiss-German directing duo of Kyra Buschor and Constantin Paeplow are famous for their hilarious “Rollin’ Wild” videos—showing how tough life would be for animals if they were completely round. “If all animals became round overnight, would their daily life still run that smoothly?” the directors asked.

The original “Rollin’ Wild” video (comprising four short clips) got the loudest applause at the Saatchi & Saatchi New Directors’ Showcase in Cannes last summer, and the directors have vowed to continue the series. And now, they’re doing so for brands.

Three new short films show spherical ducks, robins and a hedgehog navigating the world poorly in ads by adam&eveDDB for Genius Foods in the U.K., whose bread apparently won’t make you feel bloated. They’re pretty funny—and part of an integrated campaign that brings the visual style to all platforms.

The concept could work for plenty of brands. Hopefully the Imodium people are watching.

Via The Inspiration Room.

And here’s the original “Rollin’ Wild” video:



Tired of Sharing? Taco Bell Has an Anti-Social Nacho Just for You

Are you a greedy person who doesn’t like to share your nachos with your friends? If so, Taco Bell wants you to buy its giant nacho for one.

In a new ad from Deutsch LA, a young man with exactly the kind of dour demeanor you’d expect from a nacho hoarder rants about the injustices of sharing, the social institution. In all honesty, it’s a sentiment we’ve all probably felt in one moment of weakness or another, which gives it some resonance. And the spot scores extra points for working in some dings against Facebook—namely, the culture of excessive baby photos and cat pics (though let’s be real, people who don’t like babies and animals are, in all likelihood, soulless). The look on the actor’s face when he’s swiping through his tablet is pretty much perfect.

Overall, though, the commercial doesn’t do a great job of making the gloppy, cheesy mess of a ground-meat pocket that can’t rightfully be called a nacho (the “Grilled Stuft Nacho,” which the brand just brought back from the dead) actually appetizing. But at least the brand’s marketing team knows to embrace the sociopathic demographic—when it’s not busy railing against the evils of a certain totalitarian clown.

CREDITS
Client: Taco Bell
Chief Marketing Officer: Chris Brandt
VP, Brand Creative Director: Tracee Larocca
Director of Advertising: Aron North
Manager, Brand Experience: Ashley Prollamante
Associate Manager, Brand Experience: Alexandra Bunn
Food Consultant: Lois Carson Hunter

Agency: Deutsch LA
Chief Creative Officer: Pete Favat
Executive Creative Director: Brett Craig
Group Creative Directors: Guto Araki, Tom Pettus
Creative Directors: Erick Mangali, Ryan Lehr
Senior Art Director: Chris Adams
Senior Copywriter: Ross Cavin
Director of Integrated Production: Vic Palumbo
Executive Producer:  Paul Roy
Senior Producer: Alison McMahon
Music Director: Dave Rocco
Group Account Director: Walter Smith
Account Director: Sandy Song
Account Supervisor: Kim Suarez
Account Executive: Karah duMaire
Chief Strategy Officer: Colin Drummond
Group Planning Director: Lindsey Allison
Senior Account Planner: Kelly Mertesdorf
Director of Integrated Business Affairs: Abilino Guillermo
Executive Business Affairs Manager: Ken Rongey
Director of Broadcast Traffic: Carie Bonillo
Senior Broadcast Traffic Manager: Sarah Freeark

Executives:
CEO, North America: Mike Sheldon
President, Los Angeles: Kim Getty

Production Company: Hungry Man
Director: Dave Laden
Director of Photography: Stoeps Langersteiner
Managing Partner: Kevin Byrne
Executive Producer: Dan Duffy, Mino Jarjoura
Line Producer: Jason Gilbert

Editorial Company:  Cut & Run LA
Editor: Lucas Eskin
Senior Producer: Remy Foxx
Executive Producer: Carr Schilling

Post Facility: Jogger LA
VFX Supervisor/Flame Artist:  Tim Rudgard
Graphics: Jorge Tanaka
Executive Producer: Lynne Manino

Color Facility: Company 3
Colorist: Dave Hussey

Audio Post: Lime Studios
Mixer: Mark Meyuhas
Assistant: Matt Miller
Executive Producer: Susie Boyajan

Composed Music: Massive Music
Creative Director/Composer: Tim Adams
Head of Production: Jessica Entner



Evian's Cute and Clever Print Ads Reveal One-Half of Your Inner Child

Evian’s famous ongoing ad campaign from BETC is all about sight gags showing adults as children. It’s been enormously successful, at least in terms of staggering YouTube view counts on ads like “Roller Babies” and “Baby & Me,” though some people find the whole thing cloying, even creepy.

This new print campaign, though, is straightforward fun—without the CGI that can make the videos off-putting. The beach chair/cell phone one is particularly great. And the framing and simple product placement in each execution are perfect.

Via Adeevee.

CREDITS
Client: Evian
Agency: BETC Paris
Creative Director: Filip Nilsson
Art Director: Agnes Cavard
Assistant Art Dirextor: Felix Falzon
Copywriter: Valerie Chidlovsky
Photographer: Jean Yves Lemoigne
Retoucher: Pierrick Guenneugues, Sparklink
Art Buyer: Isabelle Mocq-Orain, Nathalie Gruselle
Production: Sarah Belhadj



How This Interactive Subway Ad Got Everybody Yawning, and Wanting Coffee

This interactive outdoor campaign by Lew’LaraTBWA is a real yawner—which is exactly what the Brazilian agency intended.

The shop set up a digital panel equipped with a motion sensor at São Paulo’s busy Fradique Coutinho subway station at morning rush hour. When commuters approached the sign, the face on the panel would yawn. Naturally, many of the commuters themselves also began yawning—yawning being notoriously contagious, after all—at which point the screen made a product pitch.

In case the sign wasn’t enough of a wake-up call, perky glamor gals arrive on the scene with some product samples. (Watch the clip to savor the big reveal.)

That last bit—the glamor gals—might strike some viewers as gratuitous, but otherwise this a prime example of what prankverising has been morphing into over the past few years.

Shocking stunts have by and large been replaced by a fusion of technology and street theater as brands create positive real-world experiences designed for subsequent media consumption. Of late, they’ve run the gamut from fun to moving to doggone adorable.

As long as such campaigns remain clever and inclusive, it will be along time before the public tires of this approach.

Via Ads of the World.

CREDITS
Client: Café Pelé
Agency: Lew’LaraTBWA, Brazil
Chief Creative Officer: Manir Fadel
Executive Chief Creative: Felipe Luchi
Copywriter: Lucas Veloso
Art directors: André Mezzomo, Digo Souto



Michael Jordan Waxes Poetic in Gatorade's New Paean to Sweat

Gatorade really does love sweat.

Last year, the brand’s hidden-camera ads with Peyton Manning and Cam Newton required customers at a convenience store to “sweat it to get it.” If would-be consumers couldn’t show visible signs of a workout, they couldn’t buy Gatorade.

Now, an epic new spot—created by TBWAChiatDay and voiced by Michael Jordan—makes it clear that “not all sweat is created equal.” In other words, if your sweat isn’t the intense kind, spilled in pursuit of sporting glory, then your sweat is pretty boring, and you should probably try harder. (That way, you’ll sweat more, and need more Gatorade.)

It’s a well put-together, if slightly obvious play—featuring celebrities like Serena Williams, April Ross and Usain Bolt, and released on the heels of the brand’s revival of its famous “Be Like Mike” campaign. The new ad does have at least one YouTube commenter a little nervous about the contents of the sports drink, though.



Pizza Hut Takes Down Selfie Sticks in This Hilarious Ad for Its 2-Foot Pizzas

Have you taken a selfie lately? If the answer is yes, then you’re the target audience for this new over-the-top parody PSA from Pizza Hut.

The brand wants to warn you about the dangers of the selfie stick—a device that creates the unfortunate illusion for the user that (gasp!) other people, places and objects exist.

The spot is delightfully cheeky, and the spokeswoman brings the right mixture of faux-fear and faux-anger—she almost seems to be doing a homage to the former host of Unsolved Mysteries. It isn’t until the end that you realize it is, in fact, an ad.

There’s very little branding, except for the pizza delivery guy. Pizza Hut spokesman Doug Terfehr said that’s because it’s meant to be entertaining first and branded second. 

The product being advertised, the two-foot-long Big Flavor Dipper pizza, “is so big that a regular out-stretched hand just won’t do it. If you want to snap a photo of it, with you in it, you’re going to need a bigger stick,” Terfehr says. “It was a fun, lighthearted way to communicate that message.”

The spot was created by Shareability, whose cofounder, Tim Staples, adds: “A lot of brands say they want to create shareable content but really what they want to do is make a traditional commercial go viral. That type of mind-set is a recipe for almost certain failure.

“Smart brands understand that you need to give the audience a valuable piece of content and then attach their brand in a clever and subtle way. Pizza Hut is a smart brand. The goal of this video is to start a conversation, not beat people over the head with a product message.”



The Kids From SunnyD's Goofy '90s Rollerblading Ad Are Back, and They Never Grew Up

If you watch the ad below and conclude there’s nothing new under the sun, you’re half right.

Sunny Delight rollerblades into ’90s nostalgia with this delightfully deft parody of its own goofy, iconic (some might say moronic) commercial from the first Twin Peaks era.

Created by ad agency Grenadier, and targeting millennials with fond memories of SunnyD advertising from two decades ago, the new spot presents grown-up versions of the kids from the original. They’re not portrayed by the same actors, but they are still blading through suburbia and crowding into Mrs. B.’s kitchen for some vitamin-enriched, orange-flavored refreshment. Of course, they’ve all gained a few pounds, and the guys have lost some hair.

“Look, I can’t do this anymore,” the now-elderly Mrs. B. laments. “You and your friends have been doing this for 20 years. You’re 36. You need a job.”

“As a brand, we try not to take ourselves too seriously and to act with self-awareness,” says SunnyD marketing director Dave Zellen. Grenadier partner Rob Hofferman adds: “For people who grew up with that spot—who are now millennial parents or a little older—it’s a great way to give them a fun touchstone to that time that they can now share and pass on to their kids.”

With shimmering analog synths in the background, and splendid comic panache, the reboot is just as “radical” as the original—though I hope that “purple stuff” hasn’t been fermenting in the fridge all this time. One sip could trigger some wild flashbacks.

The ad is airing on TV is Sacramento, Indianapolis and Charlotte, and online everywhere.

And here’s the original spot:

CREDITS
Client: Sunny Delight
Spot: “SunnyD 2015 Rollerblade”
Agency: Grenadier
Creative Director/Art Director: Randy Rogers
Creative Directors/Writers: Wade Paschall, Mark St. Amant
Associate Creative Director/Art Director: Grant Minnis
Executive Producer: Keith Dezen
Production Company: Community Films
Director: Clay Williams
Executive Producer (Production Co): Lizzy Schwartz
Producer (Production Co): Helen Hollien
Line Producer: Helen Hollien
Director of Photography: Guyla Pados
Editorial Company: HutchCo Technologies
Editor: Jim Hutchins
Music Company: JSM Music
Visual Effects Company: Brickyard VFX
Visual Effects Editor: Patrick Polian
Visual Effects Producer: Linda Jackson
Account Service Lead: Becky Herman
Account Service Supervisor: Ryan Smith
Planner: Elisa Cantero



This Outdoor Ad in Moscow Hides From the Police When It Sees Them Coming

Last summer, Russia imposed a full embargo on food imports from the European Union (as well as the U.S.) in retaliation for sanctions over Ukraine. This left authentic European food merchants in Moscow in a bit of a bind.

But one Italian grocery store there, Don Giulio Salumeria, kept selling its real Italian food—and came up with a bizarre out-of-home stunt to advertise to consumers without tipping off the police.

With help from agency The 23, the store developed a unique outdoor ad that could recognize police uniforms. Whenever the cops would appear, the ad would cycle out of its rotating display—in essence, physically hiding from the authorities.

The agency insists this was a real stunt. And if so, it is clever and amusingly weird. After emailing the case study all over the world, though, I’d think twice about answering the door when the Moscow police come knocking.

CREDITS
Client: Don Giulio Salumeria, Moscow
Owner: Giulio Zompi
Marketing Director: Anna Ipatova
Agency: The 23, Krasnogorsk
Creative director: Evgeniy Shinyaev
Creative director: Mikhail Tkachenko
Technology Director: Alexander Selifonov
Account Supervisor: Vera Kriulets
Director Of Photography: Nikolay Shinkarenko
Technical Assistant: Valeriy Oreshnikov



Watch Out, New Hamburglar, Old Hamburglar Is Out of Jail and on the Road Again

If you’re underwhelmed by the new Hamburglar’s antics so far—and are pining for the original criminal himself—you’re in luck, thanks to a spec campaign from production company Whiskey Tongue.

The #OGHamburglar campaign (OG being slang, of course, for original gangster) will feature a series of short films, one of which was just released—showing Ronald McDonald and Grimace picking up OGHamburglar just as he’s getting out of jail.

That’s about it so far, but the first spot is quite nice—gritty and disturbing in a Heath-Ledger-Joker sort of way. Fans can use the hashtag #OGHamburglar to help decide where the series goes next. (And please, no plots with nagging wives.)

“The #OGHamburglar is back in action (straight outta prison) brought to you by a team of rogue creatives who want to bring the beloved character back to life outside of lockdown,” the filmmakers say.

Adds creative director Brett Landry: “We love the Hamburglar and hope that McDonald’s will enjoy our interpretation of the original character.”



Max Greenfield Helps the Hipster Hamburglar Push McDonald's Sirloin Burgers

The Hamburglar got the Internet’s attention last week—the jury is still out on whether he’s hot or creepy—but he won’t be pitching the Sirloin Burger on TV, at least not this month. That job has been taken by New Girl’s Max Greenfield, whose cute—dare we say, adorkable—ads debuted Monday. 

The actor shot 25 spots in a single day, says McDonald’s vp of marketing Joel Yashinsky, telling Burger Business that the campaign is part of the brand’s mission to be transparent.

“That’s what really led to our doing 25 different TV commercials,” Yashinsky says. “They talk about different attributes and the flavors, about it being sirloin and North American sourced. That’s what the overall campaign is designed to get across to the customer. From everything we’ve seen, we think it will connect with customers.” 

Check out some of the new work, by Leo Burnett, below.

CREDITS
Client: McDonald’s
Agency: Leo Burnett Chicago
Campaign: “Sirloin Third Pound Burger Lovin’ Reminders”
Chief Creative Officer: Susan Credle
Executive Creative Director: John Hansa
Senior Creative Director: Tony Katalinic
Creative Directors: Michael Porritt, Frank Oles
Associate Creative Director: Gloria Dusenberry
Art Director: Scott Fleming
Copywriters: Brandon Crockett, Chris Davis, Leigh Kunkel
Head of Production: Vincent Geraghty
Executive Producer: Denis Giroux
Senior Producer: Scott Gould
Business Manager: Shirley Costa
Senior Talent Manager: Linda Yuen
Music Supervisor: Chris Clark
Managing Account Director: Jennifer Cacioppo
Account Directors: Josh Raper, Jennifer Klopf
Account Supervisor: Dave Theibert
Account Manager: Sue Rickey
Planning Directors: Claudia Steer
Legal: Carla Michelotti, Laura Cooney
Clearance: Michelle Overby
Editorial Production: Cutters Studio
Post Production: Flavor Chicago
Audio: Another Country



Coca-Cola Is Now Printing Cans and Bottles in Braille for Blind People

Two new campaigns from Coca-Cola feature cans and bottles printed in braille, so blind people can read them.

In Mexico, ad agency Anónimo realized the hugely popular “Shake a Coke” names-on-cans campaign couldn’t be enjoyed by the blind. So, the agency worked with the soda company to make braille versions.

And in Argentina, Coke and agency Geometry Global printed braille bottles for members of Los Murciélagos (The Bats), a blind soccer team that’s made headlines internationally in recent years. Those bottles were also personalized with the players’ names.

Via Adeevee and Coca-Cola.



Absolut Lights Up the Night With a New Short Film and a Special Illuminated Bottle

Absolut rolls out new advertising today from Sid Lee including a new short film and TV commercial, a never-before-heard song from Empire of the Sun, and a limited-edition illuminated bottle that lights up when you push a button on the bottom.

The short film and TV work, directed by Grammy-winning director Melina Matsoukas, collect footage from a series of “Absolut Nights” events hosted last year in New York, Sao Paolo, Berlin and Johannesburg that featured one-of-a-kind artistic collaborations—with Vita Motus, Marianne Krawcyzk, Studio XO and Charles Gadeken.

The short film:

The TV spot, launching Monday:

Those events were all about reinventing aspects of traditional nightlife in keeping with the brand’s “Transform Today” credo of rethinking nightlife through a lens of creativity.

The short film features a new track from electronic music duo Empire of the Sun. And the campaign features an intriguing packaging component—the Absolut Spark bottle, with a light that shines through the bottom and  “gives consumers the ability to shine a new light on their nightlife rituals for up to eight hours.”

The bottle:

“At Absolut, we believe in a world where there’s no such thing as a ‘standard’ night out,” says Joao Rozario, vp of Marketing at Absolut. “By infusing the unexpected into the ordinary, ‘Absolut Nights’ aims to inspire nightlife lovers to use the night as their canvas to explore what the future of nightlife looks like.”

More work from the campaign below.

The artistic collaborations:

CREDITS
Client: Absolut Vodka, Pernod Ricard USA
Agency: Sid Lee Amsterdam & Sid Lee New York
Managing Partner: Eric Alper
Executive Creative Director: Daniel Chandler & James Yeats-Smith
Creative Team: Maclean Jackson, Roeben Beddeleem, Eoin Mclaughlin & Thomas Glover
Group Account Director: Emily Creek
Account Director: Amy Manganiello
Production Management Director: Melanie Bruneau and Dave Isaac
Head of Strategy: Simon Wassef
Strategy Director: Nicola Davies
Editor: Thomas Schenk
Director:  Melina Matsoukas
Production Team: Jimmy Lee & Sid Lee Entertainment
Production Partners: Prettybird, Vice, O’mage, StudioNOW
Public Relations: Weber Shandwick



James Franco Wrote a Long, Strange Ad for McDonald's in the Washington Post

“When I needed McDonald’s, McDonald’s was there for me. When no one else was.”

James Franco offered an unlikely endorsement of the fast-food chain Thursday—at a time when its treatment of employees is under scrutiny—by writing a Washington Post op-ed in which he fondly recalls working there as a struggling actor in the ’90s.

It was 1996. Franco had dropped out of UCLA, against his parents’ wishes, and was trying to pay his own way while sleeping on a couch in a Los Angeles house with two other actors.

“Someone asked me if I was too good to work at McDonald’s,” writes Franco, now 37. “Because I was following my acting dream despite all the pressure not to, I was definitely not too good to work at McDonald’s. I went to the nearest Mickey D’s and was hired the same day.”

And he has quite the stories from the job—how he worked on different accents while manning the drive-through; how he was hit on by a male co-worker who didn’t speak English; how he started eating leftover cheeseburgers even though he’d been vegetarian; how “everyone ate straight from the fry hopper.”

The essay is nostalgic and anecdotal. Yet it’s likely to get some serious attention in part because of McDonald’s current battle with employees over wages. The chain plans to raise the minimum wage for its workers by more than $1, to $9.90, by July 1. But many workers say that’s just not enough. It also says it will to sell off some franchises, so that it won’t have to pay as many workers that increased wage.

Franco acknowledges all of this, and is clearly rooting for the company. “How this cost cut will affect jobs remains unclear,” he writes. “But I want the strategy to work.”

In closing, Franco states plainly that he was “treated fairly well at McDonald’s. If anything, they cut me slack.” And yes, he still eats there, every once in a while.

“After reading Fast Food Nation, it’s hard for me to trust the grade of the meat,” he writes. “But maybe once a year, while on a road trip or out in the middle of nowhere for a movie, I’ll stop by a McDonald’s and get a simple cheeseburger: light, and airy, and satisfying.”

His thoughts on the new Hamburglar remain unclear.



McDonald's Invented This Clever Takeout Bag That's Also a Tray

Here’s a nifty invention for people brave enough to eat McDonald’s—the new “BagTray” from DDB Budapest.

It is, as it sounds, a bag that’s also a tray. Just tear off a tab at the bottom of the brown paper bag, pull off the top and watch the whole thing turn into a cardboard tray that will reduce the odds of spilling your oversized soda all over the back seat of your car, or your laptop, or the lawn where you’re having a picnic (though surely the ants would love that).

Hopefully, you also won’t have to worry about the grease from your fries soaking through a flimsier vessel and dumping its golden payload on the floor, ruining your day and staining your property (though odds are there’s enough oil packed in there to eat through foamcore).

The product name is more or less perfect, clear and direct but also just the right amount of silly. It helps that the graphics in the demo video are charmingly twee, in a corporate sort of way—even if the willfully quirky ukelele-and-whistling-and-handclaps soundtrack wants so badly for you to be happy that it might make you claw your ears off instead.

Regardless, whether you’re a mom feeding her kids while shuttling them around (though she’s still pretty blasé about tilting the whole thing) or a cool kid just hanging out with your friends on your skateboard (are teenagers really that polite these days?) or a busy business executive cramming in lunch at your desk (that guy totally looks like he works at the ad agency), it’s clear the BagTray is the bag/tray for you.

Whether the tool actually works is probably a different question. And it’s also not clear whether you can use one without going to Hungary, which sort of undermines the whole convenience factor.

CREDITS
Client: McDonald’s
Agency: DDB Budapest
Chief Creative Officer: Péter Tordai
Head of Art/Art director: Guilherme Somensato
Copywriter: Vera Länger, Giovanni Pintaude
Illustrator: Adrián Bajusz
Product Designer: Márk Dávid, András Bálint
Animation: Réka Horányi, Anita Kolop
Business Director: Judit Majosi
Account/Producer: Rozália Szigeti
Promo film: Somnium Studio



Coca-Cola Demands You Choose Happiness in This Gritty Anthem Ad for Europe

Coca-Cola isn’t just a soft drink. It’s an essential part of the human experience—the key to true happiness—says a grand new ad from the brand in Europe. So, suck up your laziness and bootstrap yourself some soda.

The 70-second anthem by Ogilvy & Mather Amsterdam (it’s the office’s first work for the brand) introduces a new theme, “Choose Happiness,” and continues Coke’s tradition of casting itself as synonymous with joy. But it takes a more aggressive tone than usual. Not only can you be happy, you should be happy, right now, and all you have to do is reach out and grab it. That Coke, right there on the shelf, that is.

Set to a song and rap by Amsterdam-based HT, the spot (plus a more exhausting, full-blown branded music video, complete with an indecipherable hook) argues that happiness is a choice. Which is sort of true in some contexts, but is also oversimplified advertising-speak.

The broad-reaching argument rests in large part on urging you to consider all the dandy things your hands can do. They can make beats, and hold jump ropes, and give hugs. (Incidentally, Coke would also like you to know your hands can make the shape of Coke bottles, if you join them together with other hands.)

The spot deserves credit for including moments that aren’t totally pollyanna—there’s a lover’s spat, and even a pseudo-political statement encouraging protest. But it’s also a bit divorced from reality. If you have a hard time smiling with a face full of pepper spray, try washing that down with a Coke—it might settle your stomach, too.

Naturally, what Coca-Cola really means by “Choose Happiness” is that you should choose among the red, green, black and white versions of its product. The branding at the end of the spot includes four bottles—representing Coke’s Classic, Life, Zero and Diet offerings—part of a new European strategy to lift the profile of the smaller brands by attaching them to marquee advertising.

That may or may not work, but the creative approach in the anthem spot stems from a familiar problem for any soda marketer: It can’t pitch the product on the grounds that you actually need it, so it has to manufacture your desire as well. This is how you should be living, the ad says, in an overbearing, if still somewhat convincing, attempt to lift millennial spirits by pandering to vain conceptions of empowerment.

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CREDITS
Client: Coca-Cola
Agency: Ogilvy & Mather, Amsterdam
Chief Creative Officer: Ogilvy Darre van Dijk
Sr. Copywriter Ogilvy: Jesse Ridder
Sr. Art Director Ogilvy: Jurriaan van Bokhoven
Agency Producer Ogilvy: Pirke Bergsma
Client Services Director Ogilvy: Annelouk Kriele
Account Director Ogilvy: Frouke Vlietstra
Director Caviar: Arnaud Uyttenhove
Executive Producer Caviar: Eva van Riet
Producer Caviar: Lynn Bernaerts
Producer Caviar: Neil Cray
DOP: Dimitri Karakatsanis
Editor the Whitehouse: Martin leRoy
Editor Gentlemen’s Club: Will Judge
Editor Kapsalon: Brian Ent
Colourist Glassworks: Scott Harris
Colourist Glassworks: Matt Hare
Flame Glassworks: Kyle Obley
Nuke Glassworks: Jos Wabeke
Executive Producer Glassworks: Jane Bakx
Producer Glassworks: Christian Downes
Sound engineer Wave: Randall McDonald
Music Ogilvy: Darius Dante
VO: Haris Trnjanin (HT)
Client Coca-Cola: Guido Rosales