CP+B Miami Names Three New CDs

CP+B Miami named three new creative directors with the hiring of Juan Perez and the promotions of Alvaro Ramos and Jeff Siegel.

Ramos and Siegel have worked as a creative team at CP+B Miami for the past year and a half, working with brands including Vonage, Ryder, Mission 22, Santa Margherita and letgo as associate creative directors, following Siegel’s arrival from Energy BBDO. With Energy BBDO, Siegel served as vice president, associate creative director and worked with clients including Wrigley, Lay’s Quaker, Ziploc and Raid. He previously spent time with agencies including Cole & Weber and Publicis. Ramos arrived at CP+B Miami around four and a half years ago, following nearly four and half years with The Vidal Partnership, working with clients including Sprint, Cadbury Adams, Rémy Martin and the Ad Council. Before that he served in art director roles for agencies including 180 Amsterdam, BBDO, Leo Burnett and FCB. 

“Alvaro and Jeff have been stars here for a while,” CP+B chairman Chuck Porter said in a statement. “They’re not just serious talents, they never quit – they have the passion and drive that it takes to actually get good work produced. And Juan, well, he made himself so valuable during his freelance stint that we just had to get him here for real. This is all really good news for Miami and for CP+B.”

Perez joins CP+B full-time after a period as a freelance creative director and art director with CP+B’s Los Angeles office, after a year as a group creative director and art director with Grupo Gallegos, working with brands including Mitsubishi, Comcast, Valvoline and JCPenney. Prior to that he spent two years as co-executive creative director and art director at Blitz in Los Angeles, where he worked with brands such as Naked Juice, CiCi’s Pizza and Mirage Resort & Casino. That followed two years as a creative director/art director with Siltanen + Partners, working with brands including Yakult, Skechers, Kindle and Suzuki. Before that he spent a year as vice president, executive creative director with Mullen, working on brands such as DSW Shoes and T.J.Maxx, after three years as senior vice president, group creative director/art director with Energy BBDO, working with such clients as Wrigley and Jim Beam.

Domino's Apologizes for Years of Totally Overcharging You for Pizza on the Weekend

Domino’s wants consumers to know it feels guilty about charging more for pizzas on the weekend, and it’s trying hard to make things right. 

For years, the fast-food chain has offered bargain pricing on Monday-to-Thursday carryout, charging $7.99 for a large three-topping pie. Now it’s extending that deal to seven days a week, and launching an apology campaign from longtime agency CP+B, offering compensation to customers who’ve overpaid in the past. 

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Fruit of the Loom Makes Better Cooling Products for Your Junk Than These Two Idiots

CP+B goes with an elaborate anti-pitch in its work for Fruit of the Loom’s new Micro-Mesh Breathable Boxer Briefs, which are intended to keep guys a little cooler below the waist.

The campaign features the ridiculous and desperate co-owners of Josh and Donny’s Supercool Superstore for Men, which was apparently the go-to place for men’s pelvic cooling products before Fruit of the Loom came along. In a series of fake ads, and on a garishly moronic website, Josh and Donny reveal that they’re going out of business—because their stupid products are no longer selling.

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These Emoji Flashcards From Domino's Will Teach You How to Talk to Your Kids

These days, if you can’t understand emojis, life is not worth living. But there is hope, thanks to an “Emoji Literacy” campaign from Domino’s and Crispin Porter + Bogusky.

As you might recall, CP+B won the Titanium Grand Prix at Cannes (honoring the most breakthrough idea of the year) for designing an emoji ordering system for Domino’s, which lets folks place orders on Twitter and via text message simply by typing a pizza emoji.

Now, in something of a follow-up, client and agency have created 52 flashcards designed to help the uninitiated “speak” emoji. The cards—a tongue-in-cheek promo which really should boost your emoji prowess—are available for free starting today at emojiliteracy.com.

There’s even a faux PSA explaining the initiative.

“I didn’t know what to say,” laments one befuddled middle-aged dad. “I just replied BRB and hoped they don’t text back.” A teary-eyed mom fears that if she can’t communicate with emojis, somebody might “take my kids away from me.”

So, smarten up and master emojis! (Sure, you could spend your time learning an actual language, like French or Spanish or Mandarin, but really, what for?)

Infiniti Spoofs the Highway Flirting From National Lampoon's Vacation, With a Special Guest

Infiniti recreates the “flirting on the highway” scene from 1983’s National Lampoon’s Vacation with one of that film’s original stars (not Chevy Chase, unfortunately) in this Crispin Porter + Bogusky ad tied to the Vacation remake coming later this month.

Here, Ethan Embry (who played Rusty in Vegas Vacation back in ’97) replaces Chase in the Clark Griswold role, rolling down the road with his family en route to Walley World for some R&R. Instead of a crappy station wagon, however, they’re ensconced in a comfy, high-tech Infiniti QX60 SUV.

Embry is soon distracted by an attractive blonde woman in a sleek convertible, and some intensely silly flirting ensues. (Sorry, Ethan, but nothing tops Chevy’s self-consciously goofy grin. Nothing. Ever.)

In the movie, Christie Brinkley played the blonde. Will she show up here? Perhaps in an ironic punch line that makes me feel ungodly old?

Um, maybe. Cute enough ad, though.

BREAKING: President Steve Erich Leaves Crispin, Porter + Bogusky

On Friday, employees of Crispin, Porter + Bogusky received an internal memo confirming that President Steve Erich would be leaving the agency after more than a decade.

While we don’t have that memo on hand, we do have a statement from CEO Andrew Keller:

“After over 11 years with CP+B, most recently as President/Partner, Steve Erich, has decided to leave the agency to pursue new opportunities. During Steve’s tenure, he helped lead the agency to unprecedented growth and success. We remain great fans and friends and look forward to seeing what he will achieve next.”

Erich, who worked in various accounts/management positions at TBWA and The Martin Agency before joining Crispin in 2004, began there as a director on the Burger King business and worked his way up through the organization in subsequent years, earning partner status in 2008 amidst the shakeup caused by the departure of VP/CD Rob Strasberg (now with Doner). He was named to the managing director position in 2012.

In assuming the presidency last January, Erich replaced Jeff Steinhour, who was promoted back in 2010 in the same move that made Keller CEO and Rob Reilly CCO. Steinhour took the vice chairman title while Erich was tasked with running the agency’s five offices and focusing on new business development.

Erich wasn’t not the only high-level employee to leave the CP+B team last week: Angel Anderson, who served as VP/experience director, also left to pursue new opportunities (at least one of which is her startup NailSnaps, Inc.). EVP/executive tech director Dan Fox left his position earlier in the week; tipsters tell us that his resignation stemmed in part from a gradual downsizing of Crispin’s in-house tech department. Former record company executive Mike Saunter, who became COO around the same time that Erich got his promotion, also left the agency approximately two months ago.

It would seem that Lori Senecal, the president/CEO of parent company MDC Partners who was also appointed to the global CEO position at Crispin in March, is following the lead of newly promoted executives on the client side who choose to shake up their executive teams and agency rosters in the interest of refreshing their organizations.

No word at the moment on Crispin’s plans to fill any of the newly open positions mentioned above.

We Hear: CP+B LA Wins PayPal Work

Though we cannot confirm specifics at this time, sources close to the matter tell us that the Los Angeles offices of Crispin Porter + Bogusky recently won a pitch to create work for Elon Musk’s other crazy venture, PayPal.

The online payment service recently split with eBay, and earlier this year its revenues overtook those of its parent company for the first time. While the company did not publicly announce a review, we hear that Crispin’s West Coast office pitched and won some portion of the business last month. PayPal’s PR firm did not directly respond to our queries and an agency spokesperson referred us to “the client,” which would be a very odd statement if the two parties are not in fact working together.

You may recall that the company’s very first domestic ads, which debuted in 2012, starred Jeff Goldbum; they were created by Publicis & Hal Riney.

Havas Worldwide won the global creative account back in 2014 and created PayPal’s first international campaigns, which ran in Australia and Europe last May. The company also worked with Kansas City’s Muller Bressler Brown, which went on to work with its then-parent company as well.

PayPal’s most recent campaign “People Rule,” which popped up all over the New York subway system last year, was created by Havas Worldwide New York in collaboration with the animators at Studio 6 and sound design studio Antfood.

Based on the company’s past and present relationships with its creative agencies, we assume that any forthcoming work from Crispin will run domestically.

Updates when we get them.

Hotels.com Created a Facebook Autoplay Ad That's Infinitely Better Without Sound

For brands and content creators, Facebook’s autoplay videos have become a mystical chalice bearing bountiful views—as long as you don’t mind your clips airing in silence.

Instead of expecting users to turn on audio (because who would?), more and more video creators are starting to create clips that work just fine without sound, usually thanks to subtitles or informative animations.

Now Hotels.com and agency Crispin Porter + Bogusky have created a video ad campaign that has some fun with the silence of autoplay.

In the best of the two new spots, we see spokesofficer Captain Obvious playing piano, though activating audio highlights the fact that what he’s really creating is a cacaughony of randomly pounded keys.  

Check it out below (you can mute it yourself, if you’d like to recreate the news feed experience), along with another spot that uses a sign language interpreter to get across the brand’s message. 

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CP+B Examines ‘War at Home’ for Mission 22

CP+B created a PSA campaign for Mission 22, an initiative the agency created to deal with the issue of veteran suicide, whose name refers to the sad statistic that 22 veterans commit suicide in America every day.

“War At Home” aims to deliver the message that “Suicide, not war, is now the leading cause of death in the military” through an online video and a series of print ads running in magazines including Esquire, Fortune and Money. For the project, CP+B collaborated with veteran war photographer David Guttenfelder, who took photos of the homes where veterans committed suicide, with messages like “Ryan Clapper died on this battlefield six thousand miles from Iraq.” The campaign drives traffic to the Mission 22 website, which aims not just to raise awareness but to provide a list of resources for veterans who need help. It’s an arresting campaign that can hopefully not only bring the issue to light in an attention-grabbing way, but help veterans find the proper channels to deal with the lingering mental health issues caused by combat. The video above provides more of a look at Guttenfelder and the creation of the campaign, and head over to Adweek for a more in-depth look at the print ads.

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Ads About Veteran Suicide Show Heartbreaking Photos of the Homes Where They Died

With Memorial Day on Monday, here’s a look at a sad and remarkable ad campaign from Crispin Porter + Bogusky for Mission 22, an initiative the agency started to raise awareness of veteran suicide.

Mission 22 is named after a horrible statistic—that 22 veterans commit suicide every day in the U.S., often in their own homes. This is a real war being waged far from the field of battle, and so CP+B enlisted war photographer David Guttenfelder for the new campaign—to take photos of the homes where veterans died.

The images are haunting and heartbreaking, and powerfully communicate the grief that comes from war. The photos are running on print ads in Fortune, Money and Esquire, and on outdoor boards in four of the cities that these veterans called home.

Also check out the website and the video above, which explains the project.

Mission 22’s goal is to both raise awareness of the issue and to give veterans an idea of where to get help—with a list of vetted organizations on the website.



Why Domino's Went Nuts and Wrote Hundreds of Tweets Almost Entirely in Pizza Emojis

On Tuesday, Domino’s flooded its Twitter feed with a heap of tweets written almost completely in pizza emojis. They looked like sentences. They were even punctuated. Not only that, but Domino’s had the gusto to respond to people curious about the stunt with—what else?—pizza emoji-filled tweets.

Perplexing? Sure. Annoying? A little. A promotion? Of course.

Starting May 20, Domino’s customers will be able to order pizza via Twitter. You can hook up your Twitter to your online Domino’s account, and with a quick pizza emoji tweet at the brand, you’ll have an order on the way.

So, what better way to promote this than to confuse one’s consumers? Lots of people seemed to get into it, though, and JCPenney even briefly joined in the emoji-only banter.

“We wanted to start a conversation about why Domino’s has gone emoji crazy in the lead-up to the emoji announcement,” says Matt Talbot, vp and creative director of Crispin Porter + Bogusky, the agency that handles Domino’s creative business. He explained that the tweets were modeled after real tweets the brand usually sends to customers.  

“There’s no decoder machine to work back to the true answer of the text, though,” he said. 

Check out more from the the pizza emoji takeover below.



Here's the Story Behind Those Idiotic 'Plastique' High-End Plastic Pants

Maybe you saw the billboard, or the documentary about Frank La Rant, or the lookbook. If so, you were probably disappointed to learn that Plastique, the high-end plastic pants supposedly designed by La Rant, aren’t real. And that the whole thing was a spoof by Fruit of the Loom.

The spoof by Crispin Porter + Bogusky originally came from the brand’s TV ad in which Fruit of the Loom purportedly tested its boxer briefs by having people wear transparent plastic pants. (If anything would make underwear ride up, it would presumably be that.)

From there, CP+B launched a full-scale high-fashion parody—poking fun at underwear brands like H&M that pretend to be all glamorous in selling the most basic attire out there. The campaign included fashion ads, outdoor, digital, a web experience, social media accounts, and even men in Plastique parading around SoHo and Rodeo Drive.

“Throughout the campaign, Fruit of the Loom held the position that they didn’t really get how you could call plastic pants fashion,” the agency says. “But it was very clear that they were behind (and underneath) this entire story, giving this long time underwear maker the innovation and style cred they deserved.”

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CP+B’s First Infiniti Ad (for Real This Time)

A few weeks ago, we posted on what appeared to be CP+B’s first work for its newest client, Infiniti.

Following what seemed like an endless review, Crispin won the business after a July breakup with TBWA; the client finally confirmed the CP+B win in October.

A month ago, we found a spot promoting the Q50 model on the Facebook page of audio production house JSM Music. The spot, which had not been released to media, was attributed to Crispin — but a contact now tells us that most of the work involved in what was essentially 30 seconds of car stunt footage was that of the client’s previous AOR.

The client has yet to debut its official “brand work” by the new agency — but earlier this month it did post what is definitely the first ad by Crispin.

Here’s “Driver’s Seat”:

So Infiniti is NOT one of Google’s self-driving cars…but who would admit to owning one of those anyway?

While the coming work will be completely separate from this particular ad, it does provide us with some hints as to the campaign’s creative direction: a combination of what the car’s new features can do and how driving it will make you feel.

No word on when, exactly, the larger effort will debut.

CP+B VP Leaves for Venables Bell & Partners

david cornsToday we learned that two longtime Crispin staffers will be moving on.

David Corns, currently VP/director of product and brand invention at Crispin Porter + Bogusky, will leave the agency after nearly nine years to lead accounts at San Francisco’s Venables Bell & Partners.

Allie Cole, Crispin’s “senior cultural anthropologist/planner,” will also leave for an undisclosed position at Boulder/SF digital shop EVB (which AdAge recently called an “agency to watch” for 2015).

Corn’s July 2014 promotion to the invention role inspired some lightly raised eyebrows among our readers. At the time, the agency told us that he would assist in its in-house efforts to “create products, brands and companies from scratch” by “hiring industrial designers and other staff members and taking on new projects.”

In what some may see as an amusing twist given the recent work of Alex Bogusky, one of the first products to come out of that experiment in innovation was “Kraft Mac and Cheese for the grill.”

Prior to joining CP+B in 2006, Corns managed accounts for Carmichael Lynch as well as the London offices of TBWA and Wieden+Kennedy; at Crispin, he handled Burger King, Applebee’s, and more in addition to promoting the agency’s own products Papa’s Pilar rum and Angel’s Envy bourbon.

Cole, who joined the agency in 2010, was billed as “cognitive anthropologist” in recent campaigns for clients like Fruit of the Loom and A1 Steak Sauce.

We do not have specifics on titles or responsibilities for either party at the moment as none of the three agencies involved have offered comment.

1840s Prospectors Find the Mother Lode of Liquid Gold in CP+B's First Velveeta Ad

Kraft has changed how it defines consumers who eat Velveeta, from age and gender (millennial males) to mind-set (fun people who like to indulge). As such, new ads for Velveeta Shells & Cheese feature a broadly appealing pair of prospectors from the 19th century instead of a cool dude who sells remote-control helicopters at a mall.

In one TV ad breaking today, the bearded prospectors, one older and one younger, marvel at the “liquid gold” they’re eating, and the young one asks the oldster how he found it. Then what looks like a campfire conversation in the woods pulls back to reveal a whole different scene entirely.

Future spots will also find humor in the odd placement of frontiersmen in a modern supermarket. The campaign also includes online ads, social media marketing and a new wrinkle for the brand, radio ads, said Tiphanie Maronta, a senior brand manager at Kraft.

The ads are the first for Velveeta from Crispin Porter + Bogusky, which inherited the brand from Wieden + Kennedy in an agency consolidation late last year. 



We Hear: Vitaminwater Goes to WPP

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Today we can confirm that CP+B has lost the Vitaminwater account after nearly four years.

Crispin won the Coca-Cola property’s business in early 2011, leading AdAge to declare that the agency had achieved “a stronger foothold” on the parent company’s roster. That headline referenced the Coke Zero account, which went to Droga5 in 2012; Ogilvy won that business last August.

The matter of where the work will go next is less clear, but a source close to the matter tells us that, as in the case of Coke Zero, WPP can claim victory.

We cannot confirm which specific agency will handle creative, but Coca-Cola did recently expand its relationship with the WPP organization by both giving its Coke Zero account to Ogilvy (which had worked on the brand in the past) and assigning all PR/marketing work for the upcoming Uefa Euro 2016 football tournament to a group of WPP firms including Possible, Geometry Global, and Media-Com.

Also: this move only concerns the primary Vitaminwater account and not Smartwater or Fruitwater, which ran ads created by Zambezi last year.

CP+B’s most recent notable campaign for the now-former client starred Kevin Hart and debuted in May 2014.

Vote for the Best GIFs of the Year From These 55 Insane Nominees

It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for—the 2015 .GIFYS.

What are the .GIFYS, you might say? They are, obviously, an award show for the best animated GIFs on the internet—as nominated by a panel of GIF experts, insofar as such people exist—and ultimately decided by you, the public.

Crispin Porter + Bogusky in Los Angeles is the organizer. And now, in the competition’s second year, GIF search engine Giphy has joined as co-host.

There are awards for animal GIFs, and cat GIFs—a separate category, of course—and art, and music, and politics, and film and television. There are awards for GIFs that will hypnotize you (“Can’t Look Away”), and make you nostalgic (“Throwback”), and just kind of creep you out (“Weird”).

Some of the 55 nominees are excellent, like baby goats doing backflips off other baby goats, and a Roy Lichtenstein cartoon man swiping the face of a Roy Lichtenstein cartoon woman like an iPad, and a Nick Offerman head bouncing through a field gobbling bacon.

The judges who picked the nominees include writers and visual artists for news sites like Mashable, The Huffington Post, New York magazine, and, naturally, BuzzFeed, as well as execs from companies like Daily Motion and Reddit. Internet-famous cat Lil Bub is also somehow a judge, which seems perplexing, given cats thankfully don’t have thumbs.

If you like wasting your time looking at GIFs, it’s worth a gander at the full collection. Voting ends Feb. 22, and your voice could help decide which mini works of circular clip art earn the highly questionable honor of becoming “permanent fixtures in an Internet hall of fame.”

But you also know that when an ad agency creates, as a means of self-promotion, a crowdsourced competition celebrating snippets of self-referential web culture, that the award show glut truly has imploded into a black hole.



CP+B Lets Twitter Choose Its Office Music Through 'Subservient Speaker'

The Subservient Chicken may be long gone, but its spirit of unquestioning obedience lives on at one of the agencies that spawned it.

Crispin Porter + Bogusky’s staffers in Stockholm, Sweden, are subjecting themselves to the musical whims of Twitter users this week, in a self-promotional campaign titled Subservient Speaker. Tweet a song title to @cpbscandinavia, with the hashtag #subservientspeaker, and a speaker at the agency will play it.

It’s a not-so-subtle nod to the classic Subservient Chicken campaign that CP+B created with The Barbarian Group for Burger King in 2004, featuring streaming video of a humanoid chicken that followed online orders. Last year, a sequel by WPP’s David saw the Chicken return, in a commercial, as a defiant prima donna.

So far, the handful of requests under the #SubservientSpeaker hashtag include reasonable picks like the Beastie Boys, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club and Holy Ghost (plus that X Ambassadors and Jamie N. Commons song, “Jungle,” from all the Beats By Dre ads).

The only rule that CP+B posted: “No Coldplay please.” That seems shortsighted, given the wealth of worse options, like Creed. And for an illustration of the potential danger in turning over the DJ keys to the masses, just look at the smartass who immediately demanded, in Swedish, a 200-minute mix of ambient techno from Matthew Hawtin.

Why is the agency bothering with thos in the first place? “We’ve run out of inspiration,” reads the promo. CP+B certainly isn’t alone in that regard, but it does get kudos for admitting it.