Boyz II Men's Wendy's Pretzel Bun Love Song Is a Thing of Cheesy, Pretzelly Beauty

Boyz II Men’s Pretzel Bun Love Song for Wendy’s is here, and if a fast-food ballad could make you swoon, it would.

The more generic first video in the campaign was pretty excellent in its own right. In the Boyz II Men clip, the core joke—mocking mawkish tropes—is the same. The lyrics are still crafted from consumer tweets, and there are still fun sight gags. But the classic R&B group’s vocal chops alone add more to an already absurd premise than you might expect. Just listen to the trio (formerly a quartet) explain the meaning of an emoji, or harmonize a cappella on syllables like “omnomnom.”

Clearly, the brand certainly picked the right act to poke fun at all things sappy. “We know all about romance, heartache, love lost and found, but we have never had the chance to sing sweet harmonies about, of all things, a pretzel bun,” said Boyz II Men member Nathan Morris in a canned statement released by Wendy’s. “We sing about searching for your better half on our new album Collide, and with our #PretzelLoveSongs video, we put a humorous twist on what some fans are saying is their better half—Wendy’s pretzel bun.”

Because these days in the music business, nothing tastes better than having a consumer marketer pay you lots of money so it can help you promote your new record … even if you also have to talk publicly about a sandwich as if it were a person.



German Radio Station Sums Up the Destruction of Brazil in This Simple 9-Second Ad

Just when we thought we’d seen enough reaction to Germany’s shellacking of Brazil in Tuesday’s World Cup match, here is German radio station Radio Bayern 3 with a concise metaphorical translation. Um, cheers?

Via Digg.



Neutrogena Warns Men Not to Wash Their Junk and Their Face With the Same Soap

Neutrogena is very concerned about “Junkface,” which is apparently what happens when a man washes his Downtown Manville and then his face with the same bar of soap. Naturally, the brand suggests its own Men’s Face Wash as a solution to this problem.

This Canadian campaign from DDB Toronto assumes that men start low and move up in the shower, but what if they wash their face first? Even if we assume Junkface is a real thing and not another pseudo-problem invented so a product can then solve it, the concept is pretty easily undone.

The Junkface website has its moments, though. The importance of keeping owls away from your mating parts cannot be overemphasized.

And if you do buy Neutrogena products to fight Junkface, be sure to also invest in the True Clean Towel—the only towel that keeps you from drying your face with your testicles.



8 New England Agencies Had 72 Hours Each to Brand a Startup. Here's the Winning Entry

The Ad Club, the advertising trade organization of New England, recently held its first “Brand-a-thon” contest for creative agencies to come up with branding campaigns for area startups in just three days.

Eight shops competed on behalf of nine startups. (Hill Holliday worked on two.) Third place and a check for $500 went to Forge Worldwide for its work on eyewear-on-wheels startup Project 2020. In second place, earning $1,000, was Allen & Gerritsen, which teamed with Supplet, an organic products subscription service for new moms.

The night’s big winner was Nail Communications in Providence, Rhode Island, which took home $2,500 and bragging rights for its work on Spray Cake, a product invented by a pair of Harvard students that “makes warm, fresh and delicious cake as easy as a whipped cream-style can of our batter, a pan, and an oven or microwave.”

That cash prize seems like a fair payout for a couple of all-nighters—even if Spray Cake, which won an innovation contest at Harvard and could be on store shelves by the end of the summer, isn’t the future of dessert.

Check out Nail’s Spray Cake video below.



Old Geezers Battle Young Whippersnappers at Basketball in Centrum's Short Film

Sometimes experience proves more powerful than youth. That’s certainly true in this new long-form spot for Pfizer’s Centrum from Leo Burnett in Chicago, which pairs middle-aged basketball players against a group of twenty-something guys.

We won’t spoil what happens, but you can probably guess.

Yep, it’s not surprising that in a film made for a multi-vitamin, we’d see the older gents have still got game. Though that doesn’t make it any less entertaining to watch the young punks get schooled.

The film was shot in Goat Park in Harlem and has already garnered half a million views online. Maybe the appeal of watching real people play basketball has something to do with it. Or maybe we’re a bit sick of the soccer.

Credits below.

CREDITS
Client: Pfizer/Centrum
Agency: Leo Burnett Chicago
Ad or Campaign: Stay on Top of Your Game
Chief Creative Officer: Susan Credle
Executive Creative Director: Jeanie Caggiano
Creative Directors: Amanda Butts, Nuno Ferreira
Associate Creative Directors: Dave Derrick, Stephanie Simpson
Creative Team: Roberto Blanco, Javier Valle, Lauren Wetula
Digital Strategist: Ian Beacraft
Executive Producer: Juan Woodbury
Producer: Mark Phan
Production Company: Greenpoint Pictures
Directors: Michael Kuhn & Niles Roth
Executive Producer: Tatiana Rudzinski
Producer: JP Bouchard
VFX/SPX: Utopic
Editorial: Utopic
Editor: Tim Kloehn
Music Company: Jira Productions
Composer: Dejion Madison
Director of Photography: Nate Corbin

Southwest Airlines Is Completely, Hopelessly, Head-Over-Heels in Love in New Ads

When it comes to airports and traveling by plane, what’s not to love?

GSD&M spins the Beatles’ flower-power anthem “All You Need Is Love” in these Southwest Airlines ads celebrating the carrier’s emancipation from the Wright Amendment. The 35-year-old legislation restricted long-distance flights from Love Field in Dallas to protect business at the competing Dallas/Fort Worth International. When the amendment expires in October, Southwest can jet nonstop all over the country from Love Field.

Happy spots feature fireworks, a colorful water-cannon salute on the tarmac and an “All You Need Is Love” sing-along at a Texas Rangers game. “Love Moment,” the most offbeat commercial of the bunch, captures a few seconds of Love Field activity in super slow-motion—which is exactly how time seems to pass when your flight’s been delayed. Kidding, of course. The folks look as pleased as punch to hang around the terminal taking selfies.

An indie band called Echosmith provides the Fab Four cover. Their version’s got nothing on the original, but it sure beats airport muzak.

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Sweden Designs the First Summer Festival Poster You Can Climb On

Snask, an agency in Stockholm, made a huge 3-D poster for this year’s Malmö Festival, which is essentially a massive street fair that runs through the second half of August. The “poster” is actually a series of giant 3-D letters, numbers, and shapes that took 14 people over 900 hours to make. They’re made out of plywood, in case anyone out there cares.

Calling this thing a poster feels a bit off. It’s more of an art installation. You can’t even see the whole image from the ground; you have to be up in the air to do that. That said, it’s way cooler than your typical poster, and it’s going to be a centerpiece of the festival, so visitors can climb all over it and stuff.

See more images and the photographed poster below.

Via Joquz and Design Taxi.



Nescafé Print Ads Include Pop-Up Paper Mugs for Two, So You Can Both Scald Yourselves

Ahh, the morning paper. You’ve just settled into your seat on the train, or perhaps a park bench, to enjoy the morning light and digest the news of the day. But there are two things missing: your cup of morning joe, and another person to enjoy this peaceful moment of solitude with you.

Yes, the folks at Nescafé France have deemed reading a newspaper to be “a rather lonely moment.” As a cure for this intolerable isolation, they’ve invented branded newspaper wrappers that come with pop-up paper mugs, apparently with coffee powder in them. If you happen to be near some hot water, well you’re in luck! Instant coffee!

There are two mugs: one for you, and one for the person you are now sharing your Metro newspaper with! 

See below as actors convincingly use these paper advertisements as actual mugs, filling them with scalding liquid. And note the relief on their faces as they once again avoid another moment of being totally and inescapably alone. 

Via Ads of the World.

CREDITS
Client: Nescafé
Agency: Geometry Global, Paris
Chief executive officer: Reza Ghaem-Maghami
Executive creative director: Yvan Hiot
International creative director: Patrick Sullivan
Art director: Nicolas Gagner
Copywriter: Romain R. Nonis
Account manager: Margaux Delacommune
Art Director: David Lin
Art buyer: Annette Hallum
Chief Creative Officer / Worldwide Creative Director: Michael Kutschinski
Designer: Olivier brechon
Print manager: Karine Prigent / Redworks
Media planner: Severine Bernelin / Neo
Production: Ateliers Marina, Marsellus



Expedia Says Travel Makes You So Interesting, You'll Ruin the Lives of Professional Entertainers

Expedia travels into amusing territory with three new commercials from Ogilvy & Mather in London. In each spot, achingly average people become intensely interesting to friends and co-workers after taking trips booked through the client’s website and mobile app.

In fact, they become so darn fascinating—sharing silly holiday snaps and gushing about their experiences—that a magician who saws himself in half, a stuntman riding fiery explosions and an acrobatic horse whisperer can’t compete in the battle for attention.

The ads are the latest from Expedia’s pan-European “Travel Yourself Interesting” campaign, which won a Creative Effectiveness Lion last month at Cannes. Gerry Human, chief creative officer at the agency, says the goal is to “steer away from travel marketing clichés.”

Indeed, the work achieves that objective in entertaining fashion with its tongue-in-cheek appeal to our ingrained vanity and sloth. Who wouldn’t want to earn praise just for taking a vacation? Making talented folks who worked hard to master their craft look like dull dweebs is the cherry on top. (Stupid magician—make yourself disappear!)

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CREDITS
Client: Expedia
Senior Marketing Director: Andrew Warner
Agency: Ogilvy & Mather London
Copywriters: Simon Lotze, Jon Morgan
Art Directors: Miguel Nunes, Mike Watson
Executive Creative Director: Gerry Human
Planner: Mattijs Devroedt
Account Leads/Directors: Mark Lainas, Larry Ball-Piatti
Account Managers: Briony Gittins, Joseph Grigg, Anastasia Selezneva
Media Agency: PHD
Production company: TV – Moxie Productions; Online film – Disqo
Music: Track – “Travel Yourself Interesting”; Siren Music – Stuart Hancock
Exposure: TV, online, radio



Ad Shows That Hyundais Drive Well Even If You're Blindfolded, or Not There at All

To show off its “Smart Caring” driver assistance features, Hyundai set up an empty car convoy, in which a stuntman (who was blindfolded, mind you) led a bunch of driverless cars down an empty highway to test their response to some basic driver’s-ed-video stuff—namely the cruise control, lane keeping and emergency braking features.

Also, the stunt people who were driving the other cars all leaped from them on to a padded flatbed, which was pretty awesome.

The idea that these cars can drive themselves shouldn’t have to fight for my attention in a commercial, so Hyundai may have overdone it with all the extra Volvo Trucks-style stunt work here. But there’s really no better way to show off what these cars can do, so we’ll call it a wash and say that living in the future is great.



Ad for Meat Marinades Takes Woman Down Rabbit Hole of Wiener Gobbling and Ham Straddling

Hey there, incredibly hip and hot millennials. Packaged seasoning brand Flava-it wants you to know its marinades are like a raunchy meat party in your mouth.

This loony new ad for the U.K. marketer features a gathering of twenty-somethings sporting all the obligatory styles—fluorescent daisy dukes, thick-rimmed glasses, mountain-man beard. One bite of a sandwich leads a magenta-haired woman into a phantasmagoria of inappropriate foodplay, ultimately leaving her with eyes wide and hair mussed.

Because, in case the innuendo was too subtle, the brand’s wares will make you feel like you’re having an orgasm.

The “Meat Lust” campaign, created with digital agency Code Computerlove, also includes a BuzzFeed-style quiz, because that’s what the kids are doing these days. It will judge how much you love meat by asking you what your favorite MeatLoaf song is, but replacing real titles with food wordplay (e.g., “I Will Eat Anything For Love (but I won’t eat that)” and “You Took The Meat Right Out Of My Mouth”) and by telling you to pick an animal you can milk (a cat, goat, cow, donkey, potato or naked woman).

In other words, it certainly strikes the right ironically over-the-top tone for a certain kind of fun-loving dude. Or maybe just for very cheeky meatheads.



In Ad for Monty Python, Mick Jagger Wonders Why 'Wrinkly Old Men' Are Reuniting

Today in self-deprecating celebrity humor, Mick Jagger delivers a somewhat stilted but still very amusing rant about opportunistic elderly people in this ad for the current Monty Python reunion. It seems Mick, no stranger himself to silly walks, can’t understand why anyone would pay to see “a bunch of wrinkly old men trying to relive their youth and make a load of money.” He wouldn’t know anything about that, of course. He adds, impishly, “I mean, the best one died years ago!”

The Monty Python Live (mostly) reunion launched Tuesday night with the first of 10 shows at London’s O2 Arena through July 20. Read The Guardian’s review of Tuesday’s performance here.



Carl's Jr. Ad for Sticky Buns Wonders Where You Would 'Pull One Off'

Carl’s Jr./Hardee’s isn’t a shy fast-food chain. But this time they’ve traded oiled-up models for innuendo. I won’t spoil the new spots, but let’s just say they aren’t too subtle.

The approach shouldn’t be too surprising, as this is the same restaurant chain that once asked people if they preferred A holes or B holes. I am curious as to how they expect people to eat these Cinnamon Pull-Aparts anywhere (wouldn’t the icing drip?), but I will give them points for having both men and women allude to masturbation. Kudos?

Agency: 72andSunny. Via Adland.



Levi's Is Looking to Keep Things Light With Fun-Focused New Ad Campaign

Levi’s is trying on a simple, straightforward message in its first big push since reuniting with longtime agency FCB (and also hiring The House Worldwide) in February.

Unveiling a global campaign tagged “Live in Levi’s,” the iconic brand is using print ads and posters to show twentysomethings strolling around, cavorting and generally enjoying life while clad in Levi’s denim. Copy lines include “A classic since right now,” “Fall head over heels” and “Look good on your way to what’s next.”

“It’s intended to be both inclusive and inspiring,” CMO Jennifer Sey explains on Levi’s Unzippe” blog. “It’s a celebration. It’s not cynical. Or dour. Or overly serious—as many fashion and style-oriented brands can be. It’s fun. People have fun in jeans. It should be fun.”

Digital and social elements are also in the mix, along with TV and cinema ads launching next month from director Fredrik Bond, who lensed the memorable Cannes Lion-winning “Simon the Ogre” mini-epic for Thomson Holidays.

Recent efforts from previous agency Wieden + Kennedy, themed “Go Forth,” weren’t cynical, exactly, nor dour nor overly serious, though some observers believe they worked too hard too be cool, plugging into the zeitgeist while sacrificing Levi’s unique heritage. I kind of agree. There were some memorable moments, but, overall, “Go Forth” seemed to be flying by the seat of its pants, chasing random hipness.

The back-to-basics approach of “Live in Levi’s” strives for a more comfortable brand fit. It’s well-shot by photographer Jason Nocito and nicely understated, though it risks blending in with all the other fashion ads that show happy/moody young people who like wearing clothes.

To be fair, that’s a very preliminary impression. Print is, after all, just the first leg of a multifaceted campaign.



In an Internet Full of Minimalist Movie Posters, These Are Pretty Darn Cool

The strangely named Calm The Ham design studio (“it’s just another way to say relax, cool your jets, chill the beans etc.”) just came out with a run of minimalist film posters that attempt to capture the essence (defined as any combination of plot, theme, notable characters or scenes) of a given movie in a single image, usually centered in the exact middle of the poster.

The Internet is full of these things, and they mostly look the same, but these are a bit more clever than most. The Reservoir Dogs image is a neat, if abstract, reference to the characters’ names, and the Donnie Darko poster uses color and shape to great effect. The Se7en and Fight Club posters aren’t as effective—soap was already on the real Fight Club posters, for one thing—but they might come off better in print. Posters generally do, anyway.

And speaking of, you can buy prints of these posters directly from CTH’s website.

Via Design Taxi.



Zachary Quinto, Thespian and Traitor, Joins Newcastle's 'Independence Eve' Campaign

There’s no way more American to celebrate the Fourth of July than selling out your country for an English beer, says Newcastle.

The Heineken-owned brand, brewed in Britain, and ad agency Droga5 continue their deft efforts to troll Independence Day, now with videos featuring Pittsburgh-born actor Zachary Quinto, pitching “Newport [sic] Brown Ale, the most American of non-American beers.”

It’s ballsy for any marketer to pay talent to purposefully mangle its name in an ad. But it’s also very much in keeping with the self-deprecating tone of Newcastle’s “If We Won” campaign, introduced by Stephen Merchant, and soon to present Elizabeth Hurley.

Overall, the tongue-in-cheek fantasy about how great America would be if Britain had won the Revolutionary War works pretty well, in large part because the brand is so happy to skewer itself—and the tagline’s totally absurd premise—along with the U.S.

“There’d be crumpets,” says the voiceover in another spot. “Also, we would have imprisoned the Founding Fathers, stripped Patriot supporters of the property and possessions and ruled your nation with an increasingly tyrannical hand. But just think … crumpets.”

The brand also has posted a new ad with Merchant riffing on the perks of a British accent. Additional sans-celebrity spots focus on Mount Rushmore, Prohibition and yellow cabs. As in so much great comedy, though, the funniest bits are the most surprisingly honest ones—try the take on English vs. American muffins.

Plus, there’s always the added entertainment of the most jingoistic YouTube commenters playing right into the brand’s hands by flying off the wall over the perceived diss. Because, you know, in case you didn’t get the memo … Britain didn’t win.
 



Miller Lite Says It Caused the Flirting That Led to the Sex That Created You

Miller Lite was invented in the late ’60s, around the time baby boomers started to date, couple, marry and copulate (though not always in that order). As this new ad points out, this could hypothetically have led to your conception when your parents did it, probably under the influence.

It doesn’t specifically say that. It more says that Lite beer let men keep their abs, which let them get dates, which led to marriages, which led to honeymoons, which led to you. But right when they’re talking about your conception, you’re seeing swingin’ ’70s styled people toasting the camera with some frosty Lite beer.

So, maybe your mom was really shallow and picked you dad based on some choice fur-covered abs, or maybe she just got blitzed on Miller Lite and made poor choices. Either way, you’re here now. And the new retro Lite can looks super cool, so crack open a cold one and celebrate!



Every Brand Is Making the Same Dumb Joke About Today's USA-Belgium Game

Leave it to brands to jump on Twitter and show their patriotism and support of American footballers today. The USA is playing Belgium at 4 p.m. ET in the World Cup, and embarrassingly, the only thing Americans seem to associate with Belgium are waffles—and by the way, Belgian waffles don’t even exist in Belgium.

Waffle House has even reportedly banned waffles from its menus for the day, and apparently can’t write “Belgian waffles” correctly.

We can’t just point the finger at the brands, though. Even average Americans are starting a social media war with Belgium in the name of soccer:

So, take a look below and see how brands aren’t waffling when it comes to making the same joke—repeatedly. At least they aren’t taking stabs at Belgian beer. 



Even the Print Version of Haruki Murakami's New Book Will Have an Interactive Cover

Even old dogs like hardcover books can learn new tricks.

Random House and creative director Suzanne Dean picked five Japanese illustrators to design stickers inspired by characters from Colorless Tskuru Tazaki and His Years of Pilgrimage, the latest book by celebrated author Haruki Murakami. The book is already out in Japanese, and due in English come August. And translated first editions will include the sticker set, which includes objects ranging from swim goggles to pianos and convertible cars, and the publisher is encouraging readers to make the cover their own by slapping the drawings on its front.

It’s a cool trick, a blend between a marketing gimmick and a nostalgia-inducing perk that at least some die-hard fans should be able to enjoy. The only problem is that anyone old enough to actually want a hardcover or paperback probably also had an elementary school librarian who made it exceptionally clear that no person should ever, under any circumstances whatsoever, deface books, because they are precious.

Or maybe that just increases the appeal of finally getting to do it.



This ESPN Ad Will Get You Even More Pumped Up for Today's USA-Belgium Match

You may have heard there’s a little soccer game being played today. In honor of that game—USA versus Belgium, for those who have somehow avoided World Cup news (to which I ask, how?)—ESPN on Tuesday unleashed the new “I Believe” spot below.

If you need pumping up before the 4 p.m. kickoff—and shouting “USA! USA! USA!” in the mirror somehow isn’t enough—then checking it out. It has everything: slow-motion shots of players, close-ups of spit and snot and blood, enraged faces, the glory of vistory and the fear of defeat, all to the tune of an epic soundtrack.

To top it off, the in-house team at ESPN ended the spot by bringing back the “I Believe” chant. “The chant has caught fire in bars, fan clubs, public viewing events and social media and has become the unifying narrative for this U.S. World Cup journey,” said Seth Ader, senior director of sports marketing for ESPN.

Oh, and now that you’re pumped up and practically ready to explode, let’s put things in perspective: FiveThirtyEight says the USA has a 0.6 percent chance of winning the World Cup. Underdogs!