Concord Grapes Become Chatty Sitcom Characters in Welch's New Campaign

Is the time ripe for a sitcom starring a bunch of grapes?

The VIA Agency’s new campaign for Welch’s mimics/spoofs the prime-time sitcom format to deliver the message that grape juice has heart health benefits, just like wine. These aren’t animated pieces of fruit or actors in purple costumes. They’re real Concord grapes, just hangin’ on the vine, making with the breezy, brand-centric banter.

According to VIA, the “Just Hangin’ ” idea “opens up huge possibilities for the development of episodic video content across our digital and social channels, and allows the brand to react and produce content quickly to maintain relevance with current events. We are essentially giving each grape a personality and a voice.”

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Lead grapes Tina, Phil and Merlot (he’s French) are appealing, and the theme song’s pretty fresh. Given the sorry state of network TV, these grapes just might get picked up. Hopefully the fickle public won’t souring on the concept.

This first spot breaks nationwide later this week. Welch’s and VIA will continue the development of the grape characters in TV and digital into next year. Welch’s previous ads featured food historian and Food Network star Alton Brown.



Can You Make a Great-Looking Fast-Food Ad Using Actual Fast Food and an iPhone?

It’s an accepted truism that the food in fast-food ads looks nothing like the food in real life. But can it be made to look that way? Is it possible to transform a regular McDonald’s burger into food-porn perfection using only a couple of iPads and an iPhone??

That the challenge the guys at DigitalRev TV set for themselves. And they do a pretty decent job of replicating actual McDonald’s product shots. Though you wouldn’t want to run extreme close-ups of their creation, like they do in France.

Check out the process below, and skip to 3:00, where the action really starts.

Via Design Taxi.



James Franco Is Saved From Certain Death by a Quick-Thinking Droid Turbo

The new Droid Turbo is so fast that when James Franco falls off the roof at a party, he can use the Motorola phone to find the nearest safe landing, calculate the best route there and text his date to meet him at the bottom—all before he crashes through an awning into a dumpster and dusts himself off.

So says this Verizon ad from mcgarrybowen, which features James Franco because James Franco is a cool guy everybody knows. He’s great with the ladies, too. The whole reason he goes over the edge in the first place is to rescue the red scarf of a damsel, because that’s the kind of guy James Franco is. He succeeds, obviously. If you get a Droid Turbo like James Franco, you’ll be great with the ladies, too.

That is unless maybe you’re the James Franco who’s married to novelist Gary Shteyngart. Or the James Franco who’s lobbying for a movie starring James Franco to get an Oscar. Or the James Franco who’s getting punched in the face, or directing a jeans commercial, or talking about how great it is be James Franco in an ad for Motorola rival Samsung’s Galaxy tablet.

Or, if you’re the kind of James Franco who’s not into selling out, you could be the James Franco who posts an Instagram of yourself holding an iPhone 6 the same day your Motorola campaign launches. Oops.



The 6 Futuristic Inventions in This Electrolux Design Contest Will Blow Your Mind

A few weeks ago, we were super excited to hear news of a real working hoverboard. And now that we’ve tackled Back to the Future, Electrolux has its sights set on the Jetsons. 

The Electrolux Design Lab has whittled down 1,700 entries from 27 countries to six finalists in its tech design contest for students. The theme of the competition is to prototype healthy living solutions for the future—specifically, culinary enjoyment, fabric care and air purification.

“For this year’s global design competition, we asked students to submit concepts based on our theme ‘Creating Healthy Homes,’ ” says Lars Erikson, head of group design at Electrolux. “The finalists’ concepts are truly innovative and offer new ideas on how we might be living our lives in the future, whether it’s eating healthier or being more sustainable.”

The winner will be announced next week. And while there’s no guarantee these products will ever hit the shelves of your local Best Buy, it’s definitely a step in the right direction.

 
1. Set to Mimic
Your kids will eat that cauliflower now—because it tastes like potato chips! If this thing ever exists, I’ll be putting some grass and dirt on the plate, and saying “STEAK!”

 
2. Future Hunter-Gatherer
In the future, you can hunt fish with a lightsaber, and a man will deliver one to your door in plastic wrap!

 
3. Pure Towel
Here’s the one I could actually imagine being sold at Bed Bath & Beyond. 

 
4. urbanCONE
In the future, the air will be cleaner. But it will also be full of drones and these weird things. 

 
5. PETE
“Here you go, honey, I drank a two-liter of Coke Zero and turned the empty bottle into this dress. Let’s go. We’re late.”

 
6. Lotus
This “seed of fresh air” would be particularly handy if you have flatulent roommates or partners. 



Pepsi Max Did the One Halloween Prank That Was Pants-Crappingly Awesome

Welp, it’s basically Christmas now, but we’ve got one more Halloween ad to share with you. Yeah, it’s November now, but this gem is still as fresh as that stash of Twix bars you stole from your child. 

PepsiMAX, no stranger to scaring the crap out of people with ad pranks, delivered what might be the coolest use of tech for nefarious purposes this Halloween. Watch below to see how the brand really freaked out unsuspecting moviegoers at a London cinema. 

And try to imagine not soiling yourself.



Nick Offerman's Hilarious Fake Home Depot Ad Pokes Fun at Lowe's Robot Helpers

Lowe’s must have known its human-size robotic “shopping assistants,” which are rolling out this holiday season, would be mocked, right? They couldn’t possibly have believed that people would just let that slide.

Enter John Oliver and Nick Offerman.

The Last Week Tonight host, who expertly skewers corporate buffoonery of all kinds, smartly posits that employees at home improvement stores aren’t just there to sell you stuff—they’re there to referee the impending nuptial doom that such stores cause.

Check out Oliver’s fake ad below—showing the nonrobotic, personal touch of rival chain Home Depot’s employees, as epitomized by macho do-it-yourselfer Offerman.

It’s a great bit, with hilarious performances, too, by Louie guest star Sarah Baker and Archer/Bob’s Burgers genius H. Jon Benjamin.

Oliver isn’t wrong about these stores and the tension they cause, either. There’s even a scene in He’s Just Not That Into You where (2009 spoiler alert!) Bradley Cooper reveals to Jennifer Connelly that he’s been cheating on her in a Home Depot.  



U.S. Map Shows the Best-Selling NFL Jersey Among Women in Each State

Despite the league’s high-profile problems with domestic violence, millions of women nonetheless love the NFL. They make up some 46 percent of NFL fans, and they’re a major target for apparel makers—both the NFL itself and sporting goods chains.

Now, Dick’s Sporting Goods, which keeps a running tally on its website of the top NFL jerseys (based on store and online sales), turns its attention to women—with a map of the U.S. showing the best-selling jerseys among female buyers in each state.

Here is the map. Click to enlarge.

It would be a nice to have a men’s map to compare, but there isn’t one (yet). However, Dick’s does have a few interesting data points to add:

• Three quarterbacks each claimed the top spot in four states—Russell Wilson of the Seahawks (Washington, New Mexico, Nevada, Idaho), Tom Brady of the Patriots (Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Wyoming) and Drew Brees of the Saints (Alabama, Louisiana, Mississippi, Vermont).
• The top-selling female jersey overall is Colts QB Andrew Luck.
• Women aren’t as hot on Johnny Manziel as guys are. The Cleveland Browns QB ranks No. 1 in Ohio, but he’s only No. 13 among women nationwide (with around 2 percent of jersey sales) compared to No. 2 among men (with nearly 6 percent of sales).
• Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is No. 1 in Alaska but not in Texas.
• Cam Newton of the Carolina Pathers isn’t on the map, but was the runner-up in North Carolina, South Carolina, Alabama and Washington, D.C.
• Three rookies lead their respective states: Blake Bortles of the Jaguars in Florida, Sammy Watkins of the Bills in New York, and Manziel in Ohio.
• More women’s jerseys were sold in Washington than any other state.



Seduced by an Idea? Go All the Way and Register the Domain Name, Says Verisign

It’s official: Internet domain-name company Verisign has launched one crazy (and at times creepy) campaign.

Which of the four videos from FCB Chicago is the most self-consciously bizarre? You’ve got the giant yellow smiley-fish tormenting a late-night bus rider; a cabbage in a convertible chasing a dude in an alley; a leggy frosted cake that dumps her date for a dance-floor suitor; and an oversized flirty bee in a bar with, um, pollination on hizzz mind.

The wacky work, themed “Make your idea official” and using the #InternetOfficial hashtag, touts Verisign’s .com and .net registration service. (What else, after all, could an anthropomorphized disco dancin’ dessert treat be advertising?)

The costumed creations—revealed in each clip as business mascots (the bee, for example, represents the fictitious “HoneyMayo” condiment brand)—represent great ideas that entrepreneurs can have at any time, and each vignette dramatizes “that ‘eureka’ moment that comes with an idea,” says the company. “So rather than flirting with, dancing around, or ignoring their idea, people should act and secure their domain name today.”

The ads successfully make that point, albeit in an absurdist and roundabout way. A few online commenters have winced at the abundant weirdness, and whined about some brief cartoonish violence. I found the mild edginess compelling and in keeping with Verisign’s message. Great ideas really can knock you around a bit before you get them under control and make them pay off.

CREDITS
Client: Verisign
Agency: FCB Chicago
Todd Tilford, Chief Creative Officer
Teddy Brown, Group Creative Director
Tyler Hattery, Creative Director
Alison Hammer, Associate Creative Director
Chris Bing, Director of Broadcast Production
Lara Hurnevich, Producer
Hollie Platte, Management Director



GoPro and Taylor Swift Are the Butt of SNL's Jokes in Latest Parody Ads

Last week, we were treated to Jim Carrey’s spot-on parody of Matthew McConaughey’s Lincoln ad. This week, in addition to Prince’s epic, face-melting musical performance, we were delighted by a couple of new ad spoofs.

The first one was for “GoProbe,” a GoPro-inspired parody featuring 40-something extreme sports enthusiasts due for their colonoscopies.

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The second was a commercial for “Swiftamine,” a drug for adults who suddenly realize they love Taylor Swift and her undeniably catchy pop tunes. If your unexpected insatiable thirst for her music results in dizziness and vertigo, well, Swiftamine is right for you.

Take two, and call us in the morning.



Carl's Jr.'s Latest Sexed-Up Burger Eater Is Less Classically Beautiful Than You Might Expect

If you thought there was no way to top a Paris Hilton-Hannah Ferguson slow-motion car-washing, sex-eating burger-palooza, you’d be wrong, Carl’s Jr. want to tell bros.

Supermodels and celebutantes don’t have the market cornered, after all, on using their scantily clad bums, stripper moves and garden hoses to hawk fast food. Along comes Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Carl Brutananadilewski, a husky, hirsute late-night star, to show everybody how it’s done.

Just don’t eat that burger before you see the new commercial, airing online and during Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, where Aqua Teen Hunger Force anchors the block and Carl regularly heckles his neighbors Meatwad, Master Shake and Frylock.

Though lacking in the bronzed beauty and sex appeal of the burger joint’s former brand ambassadors—Padma Lakshmi, Heidi Klum and Kate Upton among them—Carl “brings a certain willingness to the role and a unique interpretation of fresh baked buns,” said Steve Lemley, svp of field marketing and media at Carl’s Jr. and sister chain Hardee’s.

The animated character is willing to wear a physique-inappropriate banana hammock, in other words, and writhe around on a Dodge Spyder while chomping a burger and slapping his ass.

The spot, written and produced by Aqua Teen Hunger Force creators with assists from 72andSunny and Initiative, promotes the chain’s bread, baked fresh in stores, which makes its buns “denser and a little sweeter” than competitors’ products, according to the press release.

Make that connection between the food and Carl’s lumpy posterior at your own risk.

Hungry yet?



Pitching New Business? Don't Behave Like These Imbeciles in the Meeting

Next time you go into a pitch meeting, you probably want to know what the client’s business actually is.

Such is the helpful moral of this comedy video from Smartypants, a new branded content production company from New York-based Seftel Productions, that does not in fact have much to do with pants. Yet a pair of inept but entertaining strategy consultants, played by improv artist Rich Hollman and actor Jim Conroy, enthusiastically make a bid for Smartypants’s pants business anyway.

Hollman comes across as something like a cross between Chris Pratt as Parks and Rec’s Andy Dwyer and Rainn Wilson as The Office’s Dwight Schrute. Conroy, whom you might know as one of AT&T’s awkward but knowledgable “Network Guys,” delivers some pretty strong shades of Steve Carell as Michael Scott.

(Joshua Seftel, the parent company’s namesake, doesn’t play himself in the clip, but does make a cameo as a white-suited workman—his directing credits include the 2008 John Cusack feature War, Inc., the first two seasons of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and a number of documentary and PSA projects.)

Spoiler alerts: The pitch itself includes a live jingle performance about zippers and buttons, sewing kits for on-the-go mending, and a sweepstakes for a pair of custom-tailored jeans from Brooklyn Denim Co. That last part, at least, is real—enter over the Smartypants Facebook page for your chance to win.



Chobani Dresses Dogs Up in Costumes in Adorable Ad for Halloween

Petco had a whole Halloween contest around dressing up pets this month, but you don’t have to be a pet brand to get in on that action. Droga5 did this cute ad for Chobani, featuring pooches in their Halloween costumes—while enjoying the treat that is Chobani yogurt.

Check out the video below. Happy Halloween!



Asics Salutes 500 NYC Marathon Runners by 3-D Printing Statues of Them

Asics and ad agency Vitro always do something special around the New York City Marathon, whether it’s having people races against a virtual Ryan Hall in the subways or daring you to remain upright on the treadmill from hell.

But this year, they’ve outdone themselves with an awesome campaign that’s both physically and virtually magical.

The running shoe brand always honors runners, and this year it’s doing so in classic style—by making little statues of them. It asked everyone who entered the marathon to send in 2-D front and side head shots. Then it hired a team of artists to turn the 2-D images into printable 3-D files, creating small yet life-like statues for each runner. (It was capped at 500 statues, first come first served.)

That’s cool enough. But on race day this Sunday, it gets cooler.

Vitro photographed each statue in three different landmark locations along the course. Then its digital team linked the photos with each runner’s Facebook account and his or her RFID race timing and tracking chip. So, when the runner passes each landmark in real life, a photo of the mini-marathoner statue passing that same landmark will auto-post to the runner’s Facebook account in real time—providing mid-race updates to family and friends.

But that’s still not all. The 500 statues were booked in less than eight hours, and lots of runners were left out. So, Vitro is also holding a Twitter marathon. Any runner in the real race can enter, and for every tweet on their behalf, Vitro will advance them along a digital marathon course. The first 50 runners to finish will get their statues made as well. You can visit minimarathoner.com to sign up.

It’s great stuff all around from a brand that keeps improving its time every year.

More images, plus credits, below.

 
Mile 8

 
Mile 15

 
Mile 24

CREDITS
Client: Asics
Agency: Vitro
Creative Group Head: KT Thayer
Digital Creative Director: Oliver Duncan
Art Director: Jeremy Stabile
Art Director: Will Roth
Art Director: Ryan Smith
Copywriter:  Bill Wanek
Copywriter: Doug Hyland
Production Director: Michael Berberick
Production Manager: Cristi Perkins
Digital Production Manager: Allison Mellon
Digital Designer: Andres Herrera



The Best Video Ever About the Sheeplike Insanity of Real-Time Marketing

Ever feel like real-time marketing is all about being first, and not about being good?

You’re not alone.

John St., the Toronto agency that regularly produces scathing parody videos about the ad business, just released the hilarious video below about the breakneck pace of marketing today—and how every brand feels the need to react to real-time events within minutes.

As it did with Catvertising™, John St. is now pretending to be running a whole new dedicated unit called Reactvertising™, where it goes to absurd lengths to make sure its clients are clued into current events 24/7 and can react within seconds—indeed, knee-jerk-like—to breaking news.

“Does your agency take hours to respond to the latest trending hashtag or celebrity death?” John St. asks. “Is your brand missing out on being part of the conversation because you’re reacting too slow?”

Watch below and see how to get quicker, quality be damned.

 
A few more videos from the campaign:



What Makes a Great Creative Director? Here's How 10 of Them Answered That Question

Ask what makes a great creative creative director, and you’ll probably get as many different answers as they’re are creative directors.

The 3% Conference recently went around asking a bunch of cds about their role, and compiled answers from 10 of them in the video below. Hopefully it’s useful.

The video was produced by the Pitch Agency in Los Angeles, and promote the 3% Conference CD Bootcamp on November 4.

CREDITS
Directed by Rob Schwartz and Pitch CCO Xanthe Wells
Produced by Esther Gonzalez
Editor Nathan Connella
Production company: Bicep



Santa 'Sleighs' Dracula in Betabrand's Murderous Video Game About Christmas Creep

Betabrand satirizes Christmas creep in its first video game, Santa Sleighs Halloween, as you play as Mr. Claus armed with a blunderbuss and a candy cane shiv. Your mission? To make sure no fall holiday is safe from the encroaching consumerism of the season. Clothing retailer Betabrand created the game “to lampoon the early onset of holiday sales—a retail trend that will surely morph Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas into a three-headed shopping Cerberus.”

Which it is indeed. All my local stores started putting out their Christmas crud weeks ago. It does seem that no matter how many times consumers complain about holiday creep, stores just can’t help themselves.

At least Betabrand knows what’s up. They hired digital agency Bradley and Montgomery to create the game, in which Kris Kringle kills mummies, werewolves, witches, zombies, vampires and Frankenstein in an unholy quest to become the one true holiday.

And it’s more than just a game. When you play, you can unlock deal codes and humorous specials. So, if you want some sweet swag from Betabrand, be prepared to plunge your candy cane stake right into Dracula’s heart.



This Outfit Designed to Help Change Clothes in Public Is at 2,000% of Its Kickstarter Goal

With a tagline like “Change clothes in public without ever getting naked,” The Undress has a pretty clear sales proposition, and people are lining up in droves to hand the apparel startup their money.

The “mobile changing room” had a Kickstarter goal of $22,000, but when the campaign ends tomorrow, the final tally will be closer to half a million dollars.

The problem The Undress is designed to solve—working out and attempting to change into normal clothes without treating your car or gas station restroom as a fitting room. The solution—a dress that you wear that allows you to change without having to do that weird “how many seconds do I have to put my underwear on before someone walks in on me” dance. You’ll have to watch the video for the demonstration, but it’s an ingenious idea. 

At first glance, I wonder how big the market is for people who want to change into clothes without showering after a workout, but $468,000 raised probably answers that question for me. 

 



Hootsuite's Brilliant Halloween Ads Try to Calm Your Fears About Social Media

It’s that time of year again, when we can escape our average selves, don clever costumes and get all hopped up on Fireball shots—I mean, gummy worms. And it’s always pretty fun to see what brands do to celebrate, because when they’re good, they can be really good.

Social media aggregation site Hootsuite has done itself proud with a great series of horror-movie parody posters, produced in-house. Take a look below and see what happens when scary movies are monster-mashed with social-media themes. 

Via Ads of the World.

 
Instagram/The Blair Witch Project

 
Twitter/The Birds

 
Pinterest/Hellraiser

 
Facebook/The Shining

 
YouTube/The Ring

 
LinkedIn/American Psycho

CREDITS
Creative Director: Briony Crane
Designer: Jason Esteban
Copywriter: Evan LePage
Photographer: Alastair Bird
Digital Retoucher: Steve Pinter
Hair & Makeup: Jessica Langedyk, Marie-Helene Babin
Art Director: Briony Crane
Social Strategy: Evan LePage, Jamie Stein, Andy Au



1960s Adman Makes a Hilarious and Obscene Visit to a Modern Agency (NSFW)

We’ve already seen how Joan Harris (aka, Christina Hendricks) might adjust to life at a modern ad agency. Well, this guy is way more of a train wreck.

Canadian ad agency Zulu Alpha Kilo put together this crazy video for Wednesday’s Agency of the Year event in Toronto. It’s hilarious, if you don’t mind a little nudity, profanity and off-color humor.

It took some balls to make this. Well, one nasty, hairy, protruding ball.

Credits below.

Video is NSFW for various reasons, but watch it anyway.

CREDITS
Agency: Zulu Alpha Kilo
Creative Director: Zak Mroueh
Writer: Sean Atkinson
Art Director: Shawn James
Agency Producer: Tara Handley
Editor: Michael Headford
Accounts: Devina Hardatt
Director: Bruce McDonald
Production Company: Revolver Films
Producer: Luc Frappier/Rob Allan
Director of Photography: Johnny Cliff
Casting: Jigsaw Casting/Shasta Lutz
Transfer/Online: Alter Ego
Audio/Music: Pirate Toronto
Audio Director: Chris Tait



Real Beauty? Nah, Victoria's Secret Would Rather Celebrate the 'Perfect Body'

Victoria’s Secret is under fire for its newest bra campaign featuring the tagline “The Perfect ‘Body’,” suggesting on first glance that these women have it, and you probably don’t.

More than 10,000 people have signed a U.K. petition calling for Victoria’s Secret to  “apologise for and amend the irresponsible marketing of your new bra range ‘Body’.”

“Victoria’s Secret’s new advertisements play on women’s insecurities and send out a damaging message by positioning the words ‘The Perfect Body’ across models who have exactly the same, very slim body type,” the petition notes. “This marketing campaign is harmful. It fails to celebrate the amazing diversity of women’s bodies by choosing to call only one body type ‘perfect’.”

Of course, the brand isn’t literally saying its models have the perfect body. It’s a play on words with the popular “Body” line of bras, and the ad copy clarifies: “Perfect fit. Perfect comfort. Perfectly soft.”

But at a time when unrealistic body images are such a controversial topic, this tagline has understandably sparked some fires in social media:

This year we’ve seen quite a few female-focused brands toss aside the whole idea of perfection. Aerie refused to Photoshop models, ModCloth pledged to be transparent about retouching, Dear Kate focused its underwear campaigns on “real women”), so one has to wonder if Victoria’s Secret just made a tone-deaf misstep or actively decided to troll the competition.