Meet Japan’s Most Popular Ad Family

The father is a human in a dog's body (for reasons "you're too young to understand," he once barked at his daughter), the son is a black American, and their maid is an alien incarnation of Tommy Lee Jones. They are “The White Family,” a staple of telecom Softbank’s marketing, and they have become the most popular recurring commercial characters in Japan. The family is made up of a father (Otosan), a son (Kojiro), a mom (Masako) and a daughter (Aya). Telling you much more about their family dynamic would require me actually knowing Japanese, since few of the many YouTube clips from the campaign have been subtitled, though you can read a great profile on the Whites' commercial success in The Japan Times. Like me, you may have stumbled across their ads before and been too distracted by the craziness of their antics to actually recognize it as an ongoing campaign—one that has been tallied as the nation’s favorite for six years running. The sprawling series of more than 130 spots, credited with vaulting SoftBank from industry newcomer to one of Japan's top mobile providers, have even featured cameos from Quentin Tarantino, Tommy Lee Jones and a real Japanese astronaut filming his appearances in space. For my fellow uninitiated, I’ve compiled some of the more interesting clips from the campaign after the jump. Disclaimer: Seeing more of these ads doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll understand them any more. Hat tip to WTF Japan Seriously.   


    

Expedia Joins Heineken in Sending People to Random Places on Short Notice

Expedia's "Find Yours" campaign from 180LA, which has produced some pretty forward-thinking and powerful spots in the recent past, is now encouraging you to "Find Your Spontaneity" by entering to win one of the travel service's daily free trips. The ad for the app-based promotion is a bit of an odd hybrid, though, with the first part devoted to Expedia reps explaining their smartphone app to random passers-by and the rest of the spot focused on a supposedly random guy who agreed to hop on a flight to China that evening. Expedia was going for some of the magic Heineken found with its Departure Roulette stunt, but they tried a little too hard, and the resulting ad feels jarringly artificial. Between the beautifully crafted travel shots and the sheer luck of catching a willing guy with a suitcase walking through a park, everything here just feels more staged than empowering. ("How did he get a visa so fast?" wonders one skeptical YouTube commenter.) But hey, a few theatrics are allowable if it means not having to watch an entire ad about how to use a mobile app. 


    

Stiff Butter, Soy Milk Ruin Lives in Ads for Australian Dairy Brand

Unyielding butter is the worst. It ruins toast, and tween girls' relationships with mothers, and mothers' relationships with new husbands. So says this cheeky new :30 spot from DDB Melbourne for Devondale, an Australian dairy brand. The ad follows a set from earlier this year, in which soy-milk-aftertaste face (the evil twin of pudding face) makes one unwitting man's daughter cry, and sends another's wife off on a tirade about having children. Of course, even if they all bought Devondale's soft butter spread or cow milk products, they'd still be living with a bunch of crazy people. All three videos after the jump. (Via Mumbrella


    

Foot Locker Proves Blake Griffin Really Is an Endorsement Machine

Blake Griffin does a lot of commercials. A lot. The NBA All-Star has jumped over cars, traveled through time and run the court with a no-game street baller named Drain. In his latest spot, "The Endorser," with Chris Paul, for Foot Locker, Blake is a pitch machine on steroids (ahem, A-Rod). So, how does he separate business from pleasure? Simple, with the flip of a switch. Thanks CP3! If this is anything like his previous campaigns for Kia, AT&T or Jordan, I'm sure we can expect Griffin and Foot Locker to team up for a few more comical spots. Now, if only we could all time travel so we didn't have to wait. Agency: BBDO, New York


    

Little Girl Clearly Explains How Google Fiber Is Like On-Demand Birdwatching

Venables Bell & Partners is launching another campaign for Google Fiber, and it's already a little more interesting than 72andSunny's recent Google Chromecast work, which was basically watching people watch television. Dubbed “Un-Technically Speaking,” the new Venables push is taking the classic Star Trek approach of explaining a complicated thing with a simple analogy. In the case of the first spot, an extremely articulate little girl uses birdwatching as a metaphor for the Nexus Tablet's vocal command feature. I think that girl might be some kind of beta-level Google contraption, too. Her elocution definitely puts her on my “could be a robot” list. Credits after the jump.

Brand: Google Fiber
Spot: Bird Watcher
Air Date: August 5
Agency: Venables Bell & Partners
Executive Creative Director: Paul Venables and Will McGinness
Creative Director:  Lee Einhorn
Art Director: Ezra Paulekas
Copywriter: Rob Calabro
Director of Integrated Production: Craig Allen 
Agency Producers: Joyce Chen and Adam Battista
Production Company: Arts & Sciences
Director: Matt Aselton
Director of Photography: Masa Takayanagi
Executive Producer: Mal Ward and Marc Marrie
Producer: Zoe Odlum
Editing Company: Final Cut
Editor: Matt Murphy
Music: Beacon Street
Mix: Loren Silber at Lime Studios
Visual Effects: The Mill
Visual Effects Producer: Kiana Bicoy


    

Manning Brothers Channel The Lonely Island for DirecTV

Step right up, folks, and feel yourself getting gleefully dumber as you watch this new DirecTV Sunday Ticket ad posing as a bad rap video. Dubbed "Football on Your Phone," it stars Eli and Peyton Manning as slack-jawed versions of themselves. At first you'll hate it, but then you won't be able to stop watching. After a couple minutes of rubbernecking, you'll see Eli burst through a large portrait of Alexander Graham Bell and realize you've been beaten about the head with stupidity to the point that you can't help but laugh. In other words, it's like a lazy ripoff of The Lonely Island. Then again, if they'd tried too hard, it probably wouldn't work at all. And it's really pretty great. Agency: Grey, New York. Full credits after the jump.

Credits

Agency: Grey Group
CCO: Tor Myhren
ECD: Dan Kelleher
VP Creative Directors: Doug Fallon, Steven Fogel
EP: Andrew Chinich
Associate Producer: Lindsay Myers

Production Co.: Hungry Man
Director: Bryan Buckley
EPs: Kevin Byrne, Dan Duffy, Mino Jajoura
Producer: Jay Shapiro

Edit Company: Cosmo Street Editorial
Editor: Tom Scherma
Producer: Heather Richardson

Music: Butter Music & Sound
EP: Ian Jeffreys
CD: Andrew Sherman


    

Talking Food Gets Amusingly Raunchy in Culinary School Spots

The San Diego Culinary Institute has a trio of talking food ads that are funny, albeit in a dumb way, but also a lot more sexually charged than this kind of ad tends to be. The “Napoleon” ad at least tries to be a little seductive (and who among us hasn't been seduced by dessert before? Don't lie to yourselves), but the “Ducks” ad borders on flat-out inappropriate. I mean, I'm okay with it, but I hope the Institute knows what they're getting into. Some of their incoming applications might get pretty strange. Created by San Francisco agency Muh-tay-zik | Hoff-fer. See all three spots, and full credits, after the jump. 

CREDITS
Agency & Production Company: Muh-tay-zik | Hof-fer
Executive Creative Director: John Matejczyk
Creative Director/Director: Diko Daghlian
Executive Producer: Michelle Spear
Senior Copywriter: Josh Bogdan
Art Director: John Soto
Producer: Michelle Spear, Kelli Bratvold
Account Supervisor: Carolina Cruz-Letelier
Director of Photography: Eric Noren
Art Director: Art Wilinski
Prop Stylist: Jonathan Nicholson
Food Stylist: Katie Christ

Editorial: Barbary Post
Executive Producer: Kristin Jenkins
Editor: Matt O’Donnell
Assistant Editor: Nick Haynes
Colorist: Steve McEuen
Smoke Artist: Greg Gilmore

Audio: One Union
Senior Engineer: Eben Carr [ISDN patch via POP Studios, Santa Monica]
 
On Camera Principals
"Salmon:" Bonnie Sarlette
"Napoleon:" Sterling King (SDCI student)
"Ducks L'Orange:" Brian Karpel (SDCI student)

Voice Actors
"Salmon:" Nathan Lowe, Matt O'Donnell
"Napoleon: Jeremy Wirth
"Ducks L'Orange:" Nathan Lane, Christopher Alex via Voicecaster
END TAG: Nathan Lowe


    

Stand Still for 3 Minutes and This Vending Machine Will Give You Free Beer

Sentient vending machines are all the rage right now. This Amstel spot out of Bulgaria adds the latest twist to the share-baiting trend—forcing antsy consumers to actually stand still in one place for three minutes if they want a free beer. The point? Take a break from your busy day. Really, it's like all the others in that it's just another way to waste your time and maybe have a little fun. But at least it doesn't make you bow to it. All we can say is that if we were Kit Kat, we'd be pretty pissed that we didn't do this first. 


    

Apple Stays Muted in Latest ‘Every Day’ Ad, for FaceTime

Add FaceTime video chat to the list of features covered by Apple and TBWA\Media Arts Lab in their "Every Day" spots for the iPhone 5. This new clip is similar in execution to earlier series entries about the device's music and photo functions, with copious product-use shots and a subdued, moody score setting the tone. (Nokia had the cheek to parody "Photos Every Day," and fairly effectively, though when rivals choose to define themselves in relation to Apple, it says more about the latter's enduring brand equity and continued presence of mind among consumers than anything else.) These "Every Day" ads do a fine job of showing us the role iPhone technologies play in people's lives, and they resonate better than the client's widely panned "Designed by Apple" campaign, which spends too much time telling us about the company's mind-set and philosophy. The human interface, after all, is where technology truly comes alive, and in its most successful advertising, Apple taps into that connection to reveal the soul of its machines.


    

Tiger Energy Drink’s Miniature Feline Spokesman Really Wants You to Get Laid, Bro

These new ads for Polish energy drink Tiger start out boring, and then get weird very, very quickly. Run-of-the-mill bar, party and music-festival scenes quickly devolve into young men receiving pep talks from a tiny, hand-held jungle cat on how not to be a total wuss. Apparently, it was a technical feat to get the tiger, animated by Platige in New York, to display the right mix of feline and human characteristics—and it's true, he does look pretty awesome. But if he were a person, he'd still be that friend who's trying to live vicariously through you, by constantly telling you exactly what you should do to get the girl, even though he clearly has no idea what he's talking about. Agency: DDB Warsaw

One spot below, and two more after the jump.


    

Another Media Stunt Job Hunt With a Happy Ending

Another day, another resume billboard. Earlier this year, 24-year-old Adam Pacitti landed a job in media—which he describes as an “ultra competitive, cutthroat and slightly vacuous industry"—by spending some $770 on a billboard directing potential employers to a website about himself. It worked. After 60 offers, Adam accepted a position at KEO Digital. AOL Jobs caught up with him this week and parsed the strategy. Is this really a useful template for people looking for work? I mean, no one should have to spend that much money to get a company to look at his resume. 


    

It’s OK If Your Mom Is Completely Overbearing, So Long as She Feeds You Taco Bell

Everyone knows the smother mother. She drowns you in unwanted attention and unsolicited advice—popping up where she shouldn’t, like at your office meetings, or when you’re in the shower. But not everyone knows the Smothered Burrito, new from Taco Bell. The brand’s latest ad from Deutsch LA encourages you thirtysomethings who are still living at home to forgive your obnoxious mom if she bribes you with Taco Bell. (Presumably, she’ll be standing by with a bottle of Pepto-Bismol, too.) Of course, you could always just move out of the house. Your newfound confidence might help you move up the corporate ladder a little more quickly. Before you know it, you’ll be able to afford a meal that won’t give you indigestion—or at least Chipotle. (Directed by Aaron Stoller, at Biscuit Filmworks)


    

Israeli Bookstore Invites You to Crawl Into Bed With Don Quixote and Co.

This playfully memorable campaign for Israel's Steimatzky Books chain via ACW Grey in Tel Aviv does a fine job of communicating the intense, often transcendent relationship that can develop between readers and material on the printed page.

The series is headlined "The right book will always keep you company." Ads show folks fast asleep, the books they've been reading still in their hands, on night tables or nearby, with lifesize characters from the volumes sharing their beds.

The approach is in keeping with this advertiser's past oddball efforts, and it succeeds because the visuals, impressively realized with amazing attention to detail, compellingly illustrate and reinforce the campaign's theme. Of course, many people read as they drift off, but the bed imagery seems especially apt because books can help us think, wonder and dream in new, exciting ways. 

Some commenters find the notion of "sleeping" with Don Quixote, Sherlock Holmes, Gandalf and especially Joseph Stalin, the subject of Robert Service's acclaimed biography, unnerving or creepy. They might have a point, but nothing untoward is ever suggested here. Actually, avid readers often have "intimate," though presumably (and I'd add, thankfully) nonphysical relationships with books, and I suppose these ads do hint in that direction. Still, it's probably best not to read too much into it.

See more images from the campaign, and credits, after the jump. (Via Copyranter)

CREDITS:
Agency: ACW Grey Tel-Aviv, Israel
Executive Creative Director: Tal Riven
‎‏?Client Manager: Elad Hermel?
‎‏?Creative Director: Idan Regev?
Art Director: Daphne Orner
Copywriter: Kobi Cohen
‎‏?Planning: Noa Dekel?
‎‏?Supervisor: Mor Pesso?
‎‏?Account Manager: Nataly Rabinovich?
‎‏?Producer: Racheli Zatlawi?
‎‏?Production Company: We Do Production?
‎‏?Photographer: ?Shai Yehezkelli


    

Liam Neeson Makes the Invisible Visible in Chilling Child-Abuse PSA for Unicef

In May, we saw a billboard use lenticular printing to illustrate how violence against children can easily go unseen. Now, a new PSA from the United Nations Children's Fund is taking a different approach to making invisible abuses visible. "Just because you can't see violence against children doesn't mean it isn't there," says Liam Neeson, star of the Hollywood child-trafficking drama Taken, and a Unicef celebrity ambassador, in the voiceover. Titled "End Violence," the spot offers a gritty and blunt perspective on the dangers and traumas that children across the globe face on a regular basis, from gang rape to cyber bullying. But while the camera pans across a series of scenes where such crimes take place, it doesn't show any of the perpetrators or victims. Instead, Neeson's voiceover fills in, describing the violence that occurred in each. It's a deft and gripping way to deliver a hard-hitting message—shocking the audience into paying attention, without shutting it down by making the violence more overt. A longtime Unicef supporter, Neeson explains why he supported this particular campaign: "It was a topic that became increasingly real to me as a child growing up in Ireland and during the filming of Taken, which focuses on one aspect of violence and abuse against children in the form of trafficking and sexual exploitation." A number of other stars, including Jamie Foxx and Alyssa Milano, have tweeted their support for the campaign.


    

Lionel Messi Gets Trippy With Adidas in Soccer Light Show

In this visually stunning, Tron-inspired light show, Adidas Football is hawking its Lionel Messi line—specifically, the Adizero F50 Messi boot. If you don’t know who Messi is, you need to get out from under your rock. “He is the best player in the world,” according to Pedro, my partner, who is from Brazil, where people do know about these things. The brand attached hundreds of hand sewn LEDs to Adidas TechFit gear Messi was wearing, and then filmed him at 1000 frames per second with a phantom camera. Apparently, it's the sort of thing that makes football fans fall to their knees and drool. I guess the spot, titled "The New Speed of Light," is saying that he moves real good, or something. But who cares? It looks freaking rad. Credits after the jump. (Via The Inspiration Room)

Client: Adidas Football
Agency: Iris Worldwide, London
Creative: Adam Fish
Managing Partner: Henry Scotland
Agency Producer: Sophie Horner
Account Director: Simon Voxall
Adidas Global Brand Director: Thomas Van Schaik
Film Studio: ML Studio 
Producer: Phil Tidy
Post Producer: Mark Logue
Film Director: Marcus Lyall


    

Thai Pushup Bra Will Make You Look Like a Sexy Woman, Even if You’re a Man

We'd say spoiler alert, but it's pretty clear from the get-go where this ad from bra brand Wacoal is going. The drawn-out close-ups of ambiguous cleavage and blurry surveys of bare legs are sure signs that there's a twist in the works. By the time the eyelashes come off, there's little doubt left that the woman in the ad is probably not a woman after all. It doesn't help that it's been done before—and much more tastefully—in print ads from Dutch brand Hema.


    

In CollegeHumor’s Panhandling Stunt, the Joke’s on Vitamin Water

Not sure what the endgame for this Vitamin Water subway "prank" was, since it's basically a comedy video onto which the brand rivet-gunned its "Make Boring Brilliant" tagline. Still, two things immediately caught my eye. First, all the regular commuters gritting their teeth when they hear “may I have your attention please,” because homelessness on public transit is something of a medicine show these days. Second, the subway bragger's shtick went on way too long, and his audience figured out what he was doing well before he finished up and left them alone. Hard to call this a prank, really—it's more of a stunt. Plus, maybe a sugar-water brand's energy would be better spent actually helping the homeless than making fun of them.


    

Domino’s Jumps on the Startup Bandwagon

Domino's has joined the chorus of voices praising tech and innovation and start-ups (three of the key squares in Media Buzzword Bingo) with its “Powered by Pizza” campaign. It posits that most creative endeavors are fueled by pizza. To that end, the brand is sending $500 gift cards to a handful of startups. It's also partnering with fundraisers on Indiegogo to offer smaller gift cards as rewards to donors if and when selected projects reach their respective goals. Gotta say, the brand is absolutely right about pizza being a staple food of people sacrificing sleep and nutrition in the name of progress. Not Domino's Pizza though—it's awful. Photos of the brand's "Pizzavestment" kit after the jump. Agency: Crispin Porter + Bogusky.


    

Dos Equis Spokesman Does the Most Interesting ‘Ask Me Anything’ in the World

You might think Dos Equis' mind-bendingly classy pitchman was too busy saving supermodels on the far side of the world to spend any time answering to the dweebish hoi polloi on an Internet forum. Guess again. Jonathan Goldsmith, the actor who plays the brewer's "Most Interesting Man in the World," took to Reddit last week for an "Ask Me Anything" Q&A session with the site's community. While he's quick to point out he's had roles in some 350 movies and TV shows, he's also a crowd pleaser. The lion's share of his banter is very much in character. For example, what does he drink when he's not drinking beer? "A gin martini or almost anything from the Isle of Islay," of course. What are the seven words Eskimos use to call his beard? "Lovely, strong, ticklish, charming, mysterious, tasty, electric." How often does he get recognized? "Very often. A set of twins jumped out of a Rolls Royce to meet me in Hollywood traffic." His feelings toward fellow hyper-suave pitchman, Old Spice's Man Your Man Could Smell Like? "Isaiah [Mustafa] is a friend and a charming gentleman." But it's not all fun and games. Goldsmith did the Q&A to raise money for nonprofits Clear Path International and Mines Advisory Group, and their efforts to remove explosives from postwar zones like Vietnam. The actor's appearance has the masses clamoring for more, with one commenter challenging Dos Equis owner Heineken and Old Spice parent P&G to pair up Mustafa and Goldsmith for a "summer action blockbuster film," with part of the proceeds going to the mine-clearing cause. It's a great idea. Allow us to join in the pipe dreaming, and point out that the title more or less writes itself: "The Most Interesting Man Your Man Could Smell Like—in the World." 


    

Dr. Martens Stands for Nonconformity, but Mostly for Selling Lots of Shoes

I can't stand it! As soon as you run around telling anyone who'll listen that you're hip, subversive and rebellious, you're not. Especially if you do it in a commercial designed to sell shoes. Cue the fall/winter ad push by British footwear brand Dr. Martens and its centerpiece 90-second video by London agency Odd. The spot tries to bring the brand's "Stand for Something" slogan to life by focusing on Brits of various ages and ethnicities. They ride bikes, ice skate, go clubbing, drive cars, splash through puddles, dress in drag and generally hang out—all while wearing Dr. Martens, naturally. They say stuff like, "I stand for rising against conformity," and "I stand for being unique," and "We stand for the youth because they shape the future." (The future? Hey, Dr. Martens, 1980 called. It wants its mohawk haircuts back.)

Look, these seem like perfectly nice people, but they're still generic media types, strutting around in a promotional clip shot in a rocked-up/quick-cut style that's far too familiar. To be fair, the spot's well made and the positioning suits Dr. Martens, with its strong ties to music culture. Still, the "I/We stand for" platitudes sound like marketing-speak, especially when viewers are encouraged to share their own versions via hashtag. The attitude feels forced, and the "coolness" seems coldly calculated. Cross-dressing: How hip! Someone casually says the word "shit." Cool, baby!

Besides, Wendy Davis taught us that if you really want to #StandForSomething, and be comfortable for hours while doing it, you'd better wear Mizunos.