Newcastle Brown Ale’s Super Bowl Ad Teaser Is the Best You’ll See This Year

God bless Newcastle Brown Ale. As much as we all enjoy advertising when it's good, so much of it—as Newcastle would say—is bollocks. The British brewer (with help from Droga5) has always excelled at skewering irritatingly transparent marketing tactics, and now it sets its sights on the Big Kahuna itself—the Super Bowl.

The faux teasers below launch an "If We Made It" campaign, celebrating the Super Bowl commercial the brewer would have made—if it had been able to afford one. The deadpan copy is spot on, and as ambush marketing goes, the whole campaign is hilariously done as it takes down the overblown process of Super Bowl ad rollouts.

Gird your loins for more content to roll out into the middle of next week.


    



Derrick Coleman Writes Amazing Letter to Hearing-Impaired Girl Who Liked His Ad

Derrick Coleman's recent ad for Duracell made him one of the most admired players in the NFL, and with one handwritten letter, he just proved he was worthy of all the praise.

This week, a father of hearing-impaired twin girls tweeted a letter written by one of his daughters to Coleman, a Seattle Seahawk whose lifelong struggle with deafness was chronicled in an incredible TV spot from Saatchi & Saatchi, New York.

Instead of simply tweeting a quick reply, Coleman handwrote a letter and then shared a photo of it with the father, saying: "Your girls are awesome! Read them my letter back when you can! Thank you for the support! Means a lot!"

The story has quickly escalated Coleman's reputation even further, and this morning the girls and their father were featured on Good Morning America. Check out the letters and original ad below.

Via Reddit.


    



Old Spice, Isaiah Mustafa Stage ‘Interneterventions’ on 9 Fake Websites for Manly Products

Isaiah Mustafa, who recently returned to the Old Spice world in a British campaign, is now fronting a new online initiative for the P&G brand's new body spray. The campaign is built around nine bogus websites that advertise fake, faux-manly products and services—like black leather sheets, spray-tan parties, push-up muscle shirts and more—and Mustafa's comical disdain for all of them, and anyone who would be sucked in by them.

You can send the sites to friends as a prank (via Twitter, Facebook or email), and when they try to click around, a warning buzzer sounds and Mustafa appears to deliver a good scolding—an "Internetervention"—in his trademark style. A different video plays on each site, and there are all sorts of sight gags and other funny bits.

Check out the nine sites and accompanying videos below.

Credits at the bottom of the post. Via The Denver Egotist.

www.glitzelectronics.com
www.partytanz.com
www.zaneckworkouts.com
www.toughsheets.com
www.smellpulse.com
www.theflatteringman.com
www.brodominiums.com
www.freshbodycoupons.com
www.flavorpatch.com

CREDITS
Client: Old Spice
Project Name: "Internetervention"

Agency: Wieden + Kennedy, Portland, Ore.
Creative Directors: Craig Allen, Jason Bagley
Interactive Creative Director: Matt O'Rourke
Copywriter: Andy Laugenour
Art Directors: Matt Sorrell, Matt Moore, Croix Gagnon
Executive Interactive Producer: Mike Davidson
Interactive Producer: Ben Sellon
Account Team: Liam Doherty, Yaya Zhang, Michael Dalton, Jessica Monsey
Executive Creative Directors: Susan Hoffman | Joe Staples
Director of Broadcast Production: Ben Grylewicz
Director of Digital Production: Pierre Wendling
Group Media Director: Kelly Muller
Associate Media Director: Kerry Antos
Media: Lisa Feldhusen, AJ Blumenthal
Technology Lead: Ryan Bowers
Business Affairs Lead: Cindy Lewellen
Print Producer: Heather Smith Harvey
Group Strategy Director: Britton Taylor
Brand Strategy Director: Anibal Casso
Digital Strategy Lead: Michael Holz
Social Strategist: Danny Schotthoefer
Director of Interactive Strategy: Zach Gallagher

Digital Production Company: Stinkdigital, New York

Production Company: Skunk
Director: Craig Allen

Editorial: Arcade Edit
Editor: Geoff Hounsell
Assistant Editors: Sean Lagrange, Dean Miyahira
Managing Partner: Damian Stevens
Executive Producer: Nicole Visram
Producer: Leslie Carthy

VFX: Timber
Creative Directors: Kevin Lau, Jonah Hall
Producer: Shelby Wong
Lead Flame Artists: Chris Homel, Matt Lydecker, Jan Cilliers
Assistant Flame Artists: Eli Beck-Gifford, Austin Hickman-Fain

Sound Design and Mix: Barking Owl
Executive Producer: Kelly Bayett
Engineer: Brock Babcock


    



Apple Cuts ‘Your Verse’ Into Shorter Ads, but It’s the Website That’s Really Interesting

Apple's "Your Verse" commercial, which rolled out 10 days ago, was a pretty nice start to 2014 for the company's marketing. The 90-second spot, advertising the iPad, is great to look at, and has an inspired—if borrowed—message. It's been airing all over and generally getting an enthusiastic response.

On Wednesday, Apple rolled out two 30-second cutdowns of the spot, titled "Light Verse" and "Sound Verse" (see both below). They carry the same Robin Williams voiceover, just truncated to focus on the Whitman quotes. More interesting, though, is the "Your Verse" page on the Apple website, which goes into greater depth about the people featured in the ad—and how they use the iPad in real life.

Marine biologist Michael Berumen, mountaineers Emily Harrington and Adrian Ballinger, Bollywood choreographer Feroz Khan, rock band Yao, New York filmmaker Josh Apter, the Los Angeles Kings hockey team—there are sections devoted to each. Berumen gets a lengthy and fascinating profile, in which it's revealed that he and his team developed an "iDive" iPad case that lets you take iPad deep under water. (Well, not you specifically. A footnote clarifies: "iDive housing is currently not available for sale.")

Apple did a similar thing with its "Life on iPad" campaign in the fall. The difference is, those stories expounded on the characters in an online spot. (The TV spot at the time was "Pencil" with the Bryan Cranston voiceover.) The "Your Verse" content online is connected to a better-known broadcast ad. In all, it's a solid content play backing up more evocative, less info-heavy broadcast work.

On another note, could we see Apple in the Super Bowl this year? It is the 30th anniversary of "1984," after all, and Lee Clow has been dropping hints.


    



Arnold Schwarzenegger Goes Undercover at Gold’s Gym in Amusing Charity Video

Given the rough few years he's had lately, it's not surprising Arnold Schwarzenegger might want to be someone else for a while. He's making a habit of it, anyway.

The Governator, who looked hilarious in a Bjorn Borg getup for Bud Light's Super Bowl teaser, dons another disguise in a different video, going undercover as an employee at Gold's Gym in Venice, Calif., to draw attention to his After-School All-Stars program.

Schwarzenegger famously worked out at the same Gold's Gym in his bodybuilding glory days of the '70s. In the new video, Arnold, aka "Howard," is comically awkward as he strolls around the gym, bothering the patrons, many of whom clearly do a double-take.

It's pretty funny stuff, and has gotten well over a million views in its first day on YouTube. It seems a little odd that there's no big reveal at the end, à la Jeff Gordon's Pepsi MAX spot, where Schwarzenegger could take off the disguise and delight everybody. Instead, it just ends. On the upside, Gold's might have a new tagline thanks to Arnold's ad-libbing.

Say it with me, in Arnold-speak: "This is Gold's Gym. It's not a baby gym."

Hat tip to @arrrzzz.


    



The Muppets Mentor Terry Crews in Toyota’s Super Bowl Ad

After watching Terry Crews scream his way through many an Old Spice ad, it's hard to imagine him as boring. But that's the premise of Toyota's upcoming Super Bowl ad for the Highlander, in which Crews receives life lessons from none other than the Muppets.

Created by Saatchi & Saatchi Los Angeles and hashtagged #NoRoomForBoring, the 60-second spot, titled "Joyride," features an original song about "unborifying" your life. The Muppets partnership is a dual promotion, highlighting both the 2014 Highlander and Disney's upcoming film Muppets Most Wanted.

Here's the teaser clip, which sets the scene for the Super Bowl spot:


    



Warren Buffett and Quicken Loans Will Pay You $1 Billion for a Perfect March Madness Bracket

It's not quite Dr. Evil money, but Warren Buffett—through Berkshire Hathaway and Quicken Loans—is offering a cool $1 billion to anyone who completes a perfect March Madness bracket this year.

Think you're really good at predicting the outcome of basketball games? Don't bank on making it rain in Bora Bora just yet. Your odds of filling out a perfect bracket are 1 in 9.2 quintillion, a number that I did not realize existed until today.

While we're at it, I'd like to offer $1 zillion to the person who locates a Taco Bell that still serves Choco Tacos.


    



PSA Warns Rest of the Universe About Ferocious, Deluded Beasts Known as Humans

Humans fit a lot of stuff in the time capsule on Voyager 1 to give any aliens who stumble upon the space probe a sense of our civilization. But they might have just included this mock PSA by Tom Scott for the Interstellar Safety Council, warning alien species about human ferocity and unpredictability. So many good moments here, particularly the section on our vulnerabilities, which of course our arrogance causes us to all but ignore.

Scott says his video was inspired by this Tumblr meditation, which reads:

     It's funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest.
     I want to see a sci fi universe where we're actually considered one of the more hideous and terrifying species.
     How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldn't be ultra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actually have the strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kill the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? What if most sentient life in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and lives in fear of us rare "animal" races who can move so quickly and chew shit up with our teeth?
     Like that old story "they're made of meat," only we're scarier.

We're certainly a threat to ourselves. Why wouldn't we be a threat to others?

Via Co.Create.


    



CarMax Re-creates Its Super Bowl Ad Shot for Shot With Puppies

It's the eternal Super Bowl conundrum: Make a funny ad with people, or make a funny ad with puppies? If you're CarMax, you do both.

For its first Super Bowl appearance since 2011's "Kid in a Candy Store," the auto retailer and agency Silver + Partners have created a game-day spot called "Slow Clap," along with a Web version called "Slow Bark" that re-creates the ad shot for shot with puppies.

"The task came down to what we could do to get people engaged with the ad in advance of the game," Laura Donahue, CarMax vp of creative marketing, tells Adweek. "The agency came to us with a strategy of increasing buzz and conversation about the brand: What if CarMax was the first advertiser who remade a game-day commercial with an all-furry cast?"

In "Slow Clap," we see a CarMax customer driving home in his new car, while a wide array of characters line the street to give him solemn applause in the vein of a Hollywood sports drama. He passes cheerleaders, competitive pie eaters, a park ranger with a bear and several more, including a cameo from Sean Astin reprising his 1993 role from Rudy.

In "Slow Bark," we see pretty much all the same stuff, but with dogs. And judging by how many times my children just made me replay the clip for them while writing this up, it's probably going to be a hit.

Harold Einstein at Station Film directed the human version; Ronnie Koff of Imaginary Forces directed the puppy version.

Donahue says she'd be OK with the puppy version of the ad becoming a bigger YouTube success than the actual Super Bowl version. Both online iterations of the ad are 45 seconds, while the edit you'll see during the game is a :30.

"I will feel excited about any of our combined efforts around the Super Bowl that generate enthusiasm around our brand," Donahue says. "Whether it's the puppy version or the extended version of the ad running online, any of those outcomes is great."


    



Mom Begs Son to Come Home for Chinese New Year in Front-Page Newspaper Ad

A mother bought a full-page ad on the front cover of the Chinese Melbourne Daily—a newspaper for the Australian city's Chinese community—begging her son to come home for Chinese New Year and promising not to pester him about getting married anymore.

The ad reads: "Peng, we have tried to reach you so many times by phone, but in vain. So maybe you will hear from us here. We hope you will come home for Lunar New Year. Dad and Mom will never again pressure you to marry. Love you, Mom."

Now everyone in the community will be curious to see whether Peng actually comes home—but you know, no pressure or anything. The mom's promise references a common problem among Chinese youth, who don't like getting nagged by their parents about their love lives any more than the rest of us do. This might also explain why Chinese online megastore Taobao.com's "Rent a Boyfriend" service exists.

Sadly, there's no girlfriend option for the poor guy being targeted by the Melbourne Daily ad, so he might just have to go home on Jan. 31 and make the best of it. His mom spent almost $2,500 on that ad, judging by the newspaper's advertising rate card. It would be a shame to see that go to waste.

Photo via CNN.


    



Fun, Ludicrous Dancing Jacket Springs to Life When You Eat Cadbury Chocolate

Cadbury has invented a trench coat that basically dances when you eat the brand's chocolate. Because eating Cadbury chocolate brings euphoria so intense that it makes even your clothes dance, or something. Or mostly because Cadbury wanted to try to grab people's attention with an oddity it hopes will help it sell more candy bars.

A pair of the so-called "Joy Jackets," created by digital shop Hirsch & Mann for Cadbury PR agency Golin Harris, also play music and puts on a light show. Yes, each jacket's moves are choreographed to its tune. The hem shimmies itself up. The shoulder flaps fan open. The Cadbury-purple collar pops out like peacock feathers before a confetti gun goes off. The cameras built into the jacket reportedly trigger the sequence if you're eating one of two Cadbury candy bars (though a pair of brand integrations featuring a British YouTube duo shows parts of the jacket's tech "responding" to other types of fun, like puppies).

It's a cool and endearing bit of technology, if perhaps seeming like a little more trouble than it's worth. As branded, wearable computers go, Ballantine's Internet-enabled T-shirt looked like a much better time.


    



Ad for the World’s Tallest Waterslide Will Make You Feel All Woozy and Weird

When you think of Kansas City, you don't think death-defying, super-fast waterslides. Actually, I'm not sure what you think when you think of Kansas City. But pretty soon you'll think Verrückt, a gigantic waterslide opening soon at the Schlitterbahn water park.

The Herculean teaser below for the larger-than-life, 17-story coming attraction has the works—the dirt battle field in which the slide was constructed, arial camera shots, dramatic title cards. But what really drives this virtual tour is the sensational score. It almost makes you feel like you're nervously peering over the edge and your best friend sneaks up behind you and gives you a good scare.

Verrückt—translated from the German, meaning "insane"—opens Memorial Day weekend and is billed as the world's tallest waterslide. It's taller than the Niagara Falls! And indeed, its 17 stories make a mockery of the previous record holder, the Brazilian waterslide Insano—see a naming pattern here?—and its measly 14 stories. (Insano definitely has the better email marketing, however.)

Schlitterbahn co-owner Jeff Henry says Verrückt riders will reach speeds faster than 65 mph. So, you and three friends—it's a four-person ride—can finally embark on the journey of a lifetime. Which will probably last 30 seconds. But hey, if you count the waiting in line and the terrifying climb up all those stairs. You might actually consider it a journey.

Also check out a parody movie poster for the ride, posted below.


    



If Patrick Bateman Were a Hipster, He’d Kill For Denham Jeans

What if Patrick Bateman were a hipster? It would look a lot like this brilliant remake of two American Psycho scenes, updated for our decade of obsessive beard cultivation and vintage clothing perfection.

The nearly six-minute film, complete with hipsters committing murder set to classical music and comparing their pants like they're comparing their cocks, is actually an ad for Denham the Jeanmaker—whose stores are also now serving coffee. Denham is a small, boutique fashion brand focused on mixing denim with "workwear tradition." It's safe to say they're a brand created for the denim enthusiast, the sort of person who is as interested in the creation process behind their pants as they are in wearing them. In fact, their cheapest jeans currently retail for 130 euros, which may be more than I have spent on all the jeans I have purchased in my lifetime.

Created by Flickering Wall, the parody (aptly titled "Denham Psycho") was created to coincide with the opening of a Denham pop-up store in Berlin, has gone viral by hitting the twin zeitgeist of hipster humor and murderers who love civet coffee. Witness the terrifying brilliance, and fear for vapid, soulless hipsters everywhere.

CREDITS
Client: Denham the Jeanmaker
Agency: Flickering Wall
Directed by Hugo Keijzer
Produced by Remco den Hartog
Cinematography by Robbie van Brussel
Edited by Nils Rensen
Written by Ben Clark
Graphics by Ali Kirby
Costume by Denham


    



Is Kayak’s ‘Stairlift’ Commercial Bringing You Down?

Some folks are finding Barton F. Graf 9000's latest advertising excursion for travel site Kayak.com a less than uplifting experience.

In the 30-second spot, a middle-aged man commandeers his elderly mother's stairlift for a ride as he pecks away at his laptop, searching for a good hotel. He explains that he can't waste a second doing anything else, including walking up the stairs. Meanwhile, his mother grasps the bannister, gasping for air, as Sonny Boy glides past, bragging about the great deal he's just found.

"Forcing an elderly woman to struggle up stairs while her son uses her electric stairlift. Do you think this is funny? It's not. It's mean and juvenile," says one viewer on the company's Facebook page. A YouTuber on the opposite side of the argument writes, "For those that are offended: lighten up. It's funny precisely because it is insensitive." (In an odd twist, some commenters have actually praised the spot for raising stairlift awareness.)

Stirring controversy never gets old for Kayak, whose 2012 brain surgery commercial was banned in the U.K. over perceived insensitivity toward brain surgery patients. Clearly, ads like "Stairlift" and "Brain Surgeon" are designed to be somewhat over the top and elevate Kayak's buzz. Are they mean-spirited or offensive? That's a gray area.


    



Most Inclusive Ad Ever? Swiffer Spot Stars Interracial Family, and Dad’s an Amputee

Here's a feel-good moment from Swiffer. A new ad for the brand stars an interracial family, which deserves some credit, if lamentably, in light of the idiotic controversy around last year's Cheerios ad. But also, Zack Rukavina, the husband and father in the documentary-style spot, also lost an arm to cancer—a fact that is central to the ad's narrative about how the brand makes cleaning easier, and which seems to be earning the P&G-owned brand extra points.

Zack is also cast as an active participant in the cleaning, unlike Morty Kauffman, the husband in the geriatric Swiffer-endorsing couple from last year, who only does the laundry and leaves the rest to his wife, Lee. In fact, Rukavina even cracks wise about how much better he is at cleaning than his wife, Afi.

The ad, by Publicis Kaplan Thaler, pulls so many progressive levers at once that it risks feeling contrived or opportunistic, but ultimately ends up coming across as real enough to actually warrant a rare bit of respite from cynicism. Enjoy.

Via Jezebel.


    



Volkswagen Pledges to Put Everything You Love in One Super Bowl Ad

If you like puppies, bikinis, babies, dinosaurs, pirates, Carmen Electra and Abraham Lincoln, then have I got the Super Bowl ad teaser for you.

Volkswagen, always a highly anticipated advertiser in the big game, has dedicated this year's promotional clip to mocking the many clichés of crowd-pandering Super Bowl spots—much as FedEx did years ago with its Burt Reynolds spot. Admittedly, VW has been known to crack a few of these chestnuts themselves (including the three-fer of a costume, child and dog.)

So, which of these curious characters will actually appear in the automaker's Super Bowl commercial? Based on the complete disconnect from 2012's awesome teaser and that year's somewhat disconnected game-day ad, the answer might be none of them. But I'll keep my fingers crossed for a baby-stealing Abe Lincoln.

This year's teasers and official spot for VW are being created by San Francisco-based agency Argonaut, ending the brand's multi-year run with Deutsch. For lots more Super Bowl advertising coverage, check out Adweek's Super Bowl Ad Tracker.


    



Dannon’s Super Bowl Ad Will Be a Full House Reunion

Have you dared to dream that a reunion of the Full House uncles might someday be in the cards? Well, in the immortal words of a young Michelle Tanner, "You got it, dude."

That's right, children of the '90s, the Dannon Oikos ad in this year's Super Bowl will feature not only brand ambassador John Stamos but also his former sitcom housemates, Bob Saget and Dave Coulier. In the teaser clip below, we see the three briefly discussing their living situation, which has apparently remained unchanged since the ABC sitcom wrapped in 1995. (The reason behind their lengthy domestic bliss might be implied with the bromance-themed spot's odd choice of hashtag, #FuelYourPleasure.)

If you're a big enough Full House fan to get truly excited about this decades-spanning mashup, then you know that the cast has actually had several reunions, including appearances by most of its actors in one of Saget's final episodes hosting America's Funniest Home Videos and at the sitcom's 25th anniversary party in Los Angeles in 2012. 

For lots of other Super Bowl teasers and updates, see Adweek's Super Bowl Ad Tracker.


    



Simple, Revolutionary Lingerie Ads Feature Beautiful Models and No Photoshop

If I could stand up and Top Gun high-five a brand right now, it would definitely be Aerie and its new Aerie Real campaign.

The sister brand of American Eagle markets bras, panties and sleepwear to girls 15-21—girls in high school and college who are notoriously bombarded with the message "You need to be hot." Lest you think I exaggerate, surf Tumblr or the hashtag #thinspiration on Instagram, and you'll see what I mean.

Aerie's new ads are unretouched. The girls you see in the ads are what they look like in real life, which is, sadly, groundbreaking. The models are wearing makeup, they look healthy, the poses are flattering, and the lighting is perfect. But theres's been no Photoshop-surgery removal of skin folds or digital slimming of thighs and stomachs. The copy on the print ads declares, "The girl in this photo has not been retouched. The real you is sexy."

"But these particular girls don't need retouching," you say. And I would agree that the girls are probably pretty close to flawless in real life. But in a world where Photoshop morphs already super hot models into super hot models with thigh gap and flawless skin and inhuman proportions (Google Victoria's Secret Photoshop Fails for glorious examples), this is a step in the right direction.

The changes to the Aerie website might be my favorite part. When shopping for a bra, most websites let you shop by size, but whether or not you click 32AA or 40DD, you're still looking at the same model sporting the "ideal" 36C breast size. When you surf on the Aerie site, clicking on a 32AA bra size will show you a model wearing a 32AA sized bra on her 32AA sized breasts. Same for 40DD. And the models are all smiling.

I love that this is what 15-year-old girls will see when they go bra shopping. It's such a stark contrast to Victoria's Secret's Pink line (marketed to the same crowd), which features models that are so Photoshopped they kind of look like really glowy superhumans.

Nice work, Aerie. I hope other brands follow suit. I love seeing this for the high school/college crowd, but I'd be ecstatic if this trend worked its way up to brands that serve older demographics as well.

More images below. Via The Huffington Post.


    



Seahawks’ Richard Sherman Gets Hounded by Media in This Perfectly Timed Ad

This is the kind of timing that professional media planners dream of pulling off. On Sunday, the same day that Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman drew national attention for his post-game trash talk, Beats by Dre also released an ad in which Sherman is grilled by reporters for his "reputation as a thug."

As has since been pointed out by several commentators, most notably Deadspin founding editor Will Leitch, Sherman is likely one of the most intelligent and philanthropic young players in the NFL. But his 4.2 high school GPA, degree from Stanford and charity leadership are often overshadowed by his bombastic demeanor, such as on Sunday, when he called San Francisco 49er Michael Crabtree a "sorry receiver" and "mediocre."

Sherman's ad for Beats by Dre may not be as intense as the previous installment starring Kevin Garnett, but it does convey his frustration with the oversimplified sound bites that the sports media seem to want from him. And that same frustration is likely what boiled over Sunday night, when he decided to stop playing by the unwritten rules of post-game interviews. Or maybe he just felt like bragging. Coincidentally, Beats by Dre has also been airing a commercial starring Colin Kaepernick, whose 49ers were vanquished by Sherman's Seahawks on Sunday.

Knowing that he's only going to become more of a focus for public debate in the lead-up to the Super Bowl, Sherman seems to be saying, "If I'm going to get a reputation, I might as well own my reputation."

Check out the ad below, followed by a clip of Sherman's adrenaline-fueled interview with Erin Andrews on Sunday.


    

ZzzQuil Gets Awkward With MLK Day Tweet

In yet another example of why brands might just want to sit out serious events instead of posting "topical" social media updates, sleep aid ZzzQuil is being hammered on Twitter today for a post about Martin Luther King Jr. Day.

The tweet wasn't patently offensive, to be sure, but it was definitely an awkward brand connection: "Today is the day for dreaming. Happy MLK Day."

As you can see below, the social media backlash began quickly, especially after being mocked by comedian Tim Heidecker. The brand account has tried defending the post, telling one critic, "Yikes, I gather you disagree with brands posting on such a significant day. No disrespect was intended."

Check out more reactions below.