Disney Sponsors Boobs and Blowjobs

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Whomever is responsible for buying Disney’s online media is – or soon will – be getting an irate phone call from Mickey. Again.

Google hit by web advertising slowdown

SAN FRANCISCO – The growth in the number of US web users clicking on Google ads has begun to show signs of slowing down, unofficial figures from web measurement body ComScore have revealed.

Portman marketing code broken by 32 alcoholic drinks

LONDON – An independent audit has found that 32 drinks products, mostly alcopops, have fallen foul of the Portman Group’s code of practice on the naming, packaging and promotion of alcoholic drinks.

Warehousing through the Web – Amazon Fulfillment Web Service

(TrendHunter.com) If you’ve finally hatched a killer idea and developed the great product, one of the most frustrating parts can be figuring out what the do with all your merchandise until it’s sold. That’s where Amazon is stepping in, with a new service to help businesses with warehousing and shipping.

You can shi…

Jamie Oliver tackles home cooking in next C4 series

LONDON – Following the success of his school dinners and chicken farming campaigns, celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has decided to tackle what Britain eats at home in his latest Channel 4 series.

Billy Dee Williams Is Back in the Ad Game

And He's Not Selling Colt 45

Your Phone Is a Mot?rhead Fan Too


Metalheads: (the new) AT&T has you covered. As part of a new push to prove its network beats out Verizon's, the telecom giant is employing anthropomorphisized cellphones (or vice versa?) to tell the sad stories of people who missed calls, and, in the process, life.

Hello! launching new fashion spin-off

Hello! magazine is to launch Hello! Couture, the second title from its new stand-alone fashion series, on 2 April.

Multi-Media GPS – iNAVI K2 GPS Plays Music and Games (GALLERY)

(TrendHunter.com) As GPS navigation devises come, this one is pretty stacked with special features. The navigation is in 3-D maps which are rendered on a photo-realistic 4.8-inch 800×400 screen resolution. In addition, the gadget has a three axis sensor that provides stable use of navigation and speed in searching fo…

Spirit Goes For The Kinky Demographic

Where do you go after you hold a M.I.L.F. sale? Well, if you’re Spirit Airlines, here’s the next one:

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Having worked on more than my share of retail clients who are absolutely lifeless and humorless when it comes to sales and promotions, I dig this approach.

(Thanks to The Consumerist for calling this to my attention.)

Egmont Magazines overhauls children’s sites

LONDON – Egmont Magazines has revamped two of its websites to attract return visits from its youth audience.

Chrysler hires Nigel Land as marketing director

LONDON – Chrysler UK has appointed Nigel Land as its new marketing director with responsibility for the Chrysler, Jeep and Dodge brands.

The slithering dread of sexual abuse lingers

Ah, a nice Friday morning to sit back, sip your coffee, get all caught up on your favorite Twitter feeds. Oh, and maybe get seriously disturbed by this ultra-creepy German ad about the lingering trauma of sexual abuse. It’s safe for work and all, as long as your co-workers don’t mind you randomly shuddering throughout the day. The spot was created by agency Red Rabbit for Dunkelziffer e.V., a group that helps sexually abused children. I’ll go out on a limb and guess that we’ll be seeing this spot again if we do a 2008 version of our Freakiest Ad Moments tournament. Hat tip to Oscocio, where you can find the full credits.

—Posted by David Griner

Store card giant GE Money sold to Spanish bank

LONDON – GE Money, the UK’s biggest provider of store cards, is to be sold to Spanish bank Santander, as part of an asset swap reported to be worth around €2bn (£1.6bn).

Social Media White FrogPaper

[Editor’s Note] This text was provided to us by StrawberryFrog. I haven’t changed it or added my thoughts. Although, I imagine I will do so in the comments here, as I hope you will.

Prepared by Chip Walker, Ilana Bryant and Scott Goodson of StrawberryFrog

1. AN INTRODUCTION TO SOCIAL MEDIA AND SOCIAL MEDIA MARKETING

What is social media marketing?

Social Media Marketing is the act of a brand spreading its message through various social technologies. Right now, it’s a failed concept because brands are limited in their approach to social media marketing; they engage in practices that are alienating to users, and do not provide useful services for consumers.

Royal Mail risks strike backlash over pension scheme closure

LONDON – Fresh Royal Mail strikes look possible after the company decided yesterday to go ahead with a number of changes to its pension scheme without agreement from the Communication Workers Union.

Extreme Crafts – Knitted Harley Davidson (GALLERY)

(TrendHunter.com) I always marvel at stuff like this. Even though this knitted Harley Davidson obviously has no functionality that I’m aware of, the tremendous work that went into putting this project together and bringing it to fruition is worthy of admiration. I suppose that the person or persons who did this are d…

Ford Recommends BP

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Ad creep comes to rental cars.

Entrepreneur Communities – Endossa Shops

It was created in Brazil, more specifically in São Paulo, a new store that works like the standards of the Search Engines algorithms.

Endossa is a new project that functions more like a community of innovation than a regular store. They rent small spaces for entrepreneurs to exhibit and market the…

Orkin snubs giant insect in his hour of need

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Dude, calling the Orkin goon squad on this poor giant bug is a little harsh. He just wanted to use the phone. So what if he liked the look of the oak floors in the house? Doesn’t prove anything. It wasn’t like he was leaning out of his van’s driver-side window and asking kids about Pokémon or something. Now he has to feel unwelcome driving through the neighborhood because the forces of gentrification are keeping constant vigil. Dick move, man. When that bug robs a liquor store a few ads from now, we’ll know why. Spot by The Richards Group in Dallas. Via Advertolog.

—Posted by David Kiefaber