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Interactive Milk Campaign Totally Shuts Us Out. Well Then, Soy It is.

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We really love neolithic sentences like “Get more cowbell,” which is probably why the agreeably retro Get a Load of Milk site is so endearing, even though it’s otherwise useless, because it’s PC optimized and we’re on a Mac.

GroupM joins forces with Consilient in Asia Pacific

SINGAPORE – Global media operation GroupM has forged an alliance with Consilient, a mobile software developer, with a view to developing mobile advertising capabilities in Asia Pacific.

‘Good Lord, What Are You Doing?’ Why, Ordering GTA IV, of Course

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It’s a teaser for Grand Theft Auto IV! There’s girls with thongs, multiethnic gangsters (so Epcot), bloody cops, and one-liners that would make Scorsese shoot a puppy.

Witch Uglies Down, Reporters Get Mauled, Public Health Stickers Litter Life

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– Milk makes baby-eating witches insecure about their looks. Dude. Did she just try passing her wart off as a mole?

That Hot Chick is Also a Human Being

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With a link like slinkyfoxvideo.com and a red lingerie-clad, girl-next-door hottie like the one in this video, viewership is almost guaranteed.

Hurtin’ for Rhythm? Go Be Dead

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These Raggedy Ann & Andy refugees are characters in a new Zune ad called Piece of Me, Piece of You. Girl bites boy, boy becomes zombie, and together they turn the world into a community of undead extras with jazz hands.

OMG! Degree Wants to be Your BFF!

Ten years after it would have been, perhaps, at least a tiny bit OK, there seems to be a sudden onslaught of marketers becoming BFFs with txt and chat-speak. From McDonald’s with its coy use of “R U Ready”…

Dermal Displays – Programmable Body Art

(TrendHunter.com) Trendhunter readers know that tattoos may be able to react to emotions. Now scientists want to find a way to evolve body art from showing only emotional responses, to a display that can be pre-programmed to show a specific display when activated. This concept would be used for nano-medicine, allowin…

Monkeys As Children – Monkids (VIDEO)

(TrendHunter.com) If you can’t get approval for adoption or are an empty nester and still want a kid, there is another option: Get a monkey, dress it up, and treat it like a kid.

“More and more people in Florida and elsewhere are raising monkeys as a substitute for children,” Neatorama says. “They call them ‘monk…

Gravity Defying Houses – Daring Architecture

(TrendHunter.com) It’s really hard for me to believe that the second house from the top clockwise is not a Photoshop product. The house, which is located in the Ukraine, is being supported by a single cantilever. That is it. The first house meanwhile, is located in Russia according to likecool.com, and it belonged to…

Morbid Candy – The Chocolate Newborn Hoax (GALLERY)

(TrendHunter.com) Oh my God, these fake chocolate newborn babies are so realistic and creepy!

The collection features various positions and styles; yawning babies, sleeping babies, boys, girls…

I believe they would be the perfect treat to scare those annoying kids next Halloween!

Sadly, these little babies are r…

Luxury Game Tables – Football for the Fashionable (GALLERY)

(TrendHunter.com) Absolutely “the beautiful game!” This sculptural version of the classic table football game is a stunner. The stadium effect is conveyed with a matte black shell, white playing field, lighting effects and gleaming chrome footballers, accented by a vivid orange game ball.

Designed by GRO design and …

Scented Downloads – Mobile Fragrance Communications

(TrendHunter.com) Imagine if you could download “his” cologne fragrance when you’re engaged in pillow talk with him… or that baby smell when talking about your new granddaughter.

Japanese cell phone users will test a service that will allow cell phone users to download fragrances. From major telecommunications co…

Faking Naughty II – 5 More Ads That Made You Look Twice (GALLERY)

(TrendHunter.com) Sex will always sell ,but making erotic images with the mundane and ordinary is truly clever.

Geared to the male psyche, these ads invoke images that stir the imagination. They feature optical illusions of desire like beer and sweaty female thighs, inviting you to “Lust for Kingfisher lager”, orang…

Moscow Seeks Bids for Billboard Contract

WASHINGTON (AdAge.com) — The Moscow government is seeking bids from companies that would be willing to install automatic toilets and provide bicycles to the city in exchange for the right to manage outdoor ads outside the historical district.

Funky Barcodes – D-Barcode Spices Up Packaging (GALLERY)

(TrendHunter.com) Who knew that barcodes could be so much fun? Barcodes are the machine-readable representation of information most of us are familiar with.

A Japanese firm named D-Barcode has been “decorating” these codes and their products are now used all over Japan. Great, fun concept.

Fallout Continues in Penn Fiasco

NEW YORK (AdAge.com) — Observers are weighing in with their own crisis-management advice for Burson-Marsteller CEO Mark Penn, who had moonlighted as chief adviser to Sen. Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign. He was forced to resign the latter post, undone by a conflict of interest arising between Ms. Clinton and the nation of Colombia, a Burson client. Then Colombia cut Mr. Penn loose, and he now finds himself facing withering criticism from media, Burson insiders, competitors in the industry and even his PR agency's own clients. And, naturally, everyone has his own take on how this famed massager of issues should take care of its mess.

Mobile Show Rooms – Ikea Designed Kobe Portliner Monorail (GALLERY)

(TrendHunter.com) The Kobe Portliner Monorail in Japan has been decked out in all things Ikea, creating a very Swedish, mobile showroom.

Ikea, known for its affordable, flat-pack furniture, is using the train as an advertising gimmic as the exposure it will get from traveling across Japan will be immense.

It look…

Kitten Rentals – Tokyo’s Cat Cafe Calico

(TrendHunter.com) A cafe in Tokyo, called the Cat Cafe Calico, has 14 felines in residence which people can hire to play with whilst they relax over a cup of tea! Sound odd? The shop is not alone in offering this service, there are at least two other cafes offering the same thing.

It costs 2,000 yen to rent the ki…