Toyota Dealer Makes the Year's Most Cringeworthy SNL Parody With 'Keys in a Box'

Almost eight years later, “Dick in a Box” lives on as one of Saturday Night Live’s more hilarious digital shorts. And since there are no rules that say that jokes become stale after that amount of time, some car salesmen in Oak Lawn, Ill., fired up their cameras and created a parody to the tune once made popular by Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg.

Oak Lawn Toyota’s “Keys in a Box” takes SNL’s hilarious joke and removes the funny parts—inserting keys into said box. But it’s pretty well executed, considering the presumed budget. I found myself bobbing my head to the beat, and chuckling at this ironically great rendition.

CREDITS
Music by Rico Vigil and Augie Rampolla
visforvig@gmail.com
Written, filmed and directed by Joe Mallet (Internet Sales Manager)
starring Parker Gadbois, Abby Urbano, and Joe Mallet



Why Everyone From Cameron Diaz to Gwyneth Paltrow Is Praising Two Random Agency Creatives

Proud of your dozens LinkedIn endorsements? You’re going to look like a right tosser next to Matt Roach and David Lawrie.

The creative team at M&C Saatchi in London have secured testimonials from a whole slew of celebrity A-listers—from Cameron Diaz to Gwyneth Paltrow to George Clooney—or so it would appear from the amusing video below.

“We’ve been endorsed on LinkedIn before by people who have never actually worked with us,” Matt and Dave tell AdFreak in an email. “The whole ‘endorsement’ thing has lost its value. So we thought we’d get recommendations from celebrities people actually care about. We’ve never worked with them either.”

Follow Matt and Dave on Twitter at @akacreatives.



This IT Company Just Made the Best Mind-Numbing Corporate Video Ever

Given they have a “shit ton” of clients and have “won every award ever,” you might think Risual wouldn’t need to advertise at all. What’s that, you’ve never heard of them? Well you’re about to.

They’re a British IT services organization (real, not fake) specializing in the Microsoft platform. They’re also clearly dedicated to the destruction of hoity-toity corporate culture and sick and tired of boring corporate communications.

If you want a run-of-the-mill corporate video that says nothing at all, you can enjoy the first 10 seconds of the video below, where they prove they can make a beautiful, meaningless pile of tripe. Then they spend the next two minutes gleefully ripping the corporate video genre a new one.

Shots of people you don’t know, answers that simply raise more questions, positivity, trusting faces and no-nonsense honesty, elevator music and an inexplicable drop into dubstep—it’s every corporate video you’ve ever seen. The voiceover pulls you through each stocky-looking shot with hilarious commentary.

But the coup de grace is the final logo run, where they drag their corporate identity through old Windows backgrounds, kitten pictures, the DOS prompt, leaping dolphins, horrendous crimes of Word Art—and even an appearance by Clippy, the most despised paperclip in the world.

In fact, Microsoft should hire them to make their ads. They have a whole room of Microsoft devotees after all. Just look at them. And maybe more important, they have something Microsoft is often missing from it’s advertising: a sense of humor.



Swarovski Charms Women With Personal Ads in Craigslist's 'Missed Connections' Pages

Red Tettemer O’Connell + Partners placed some faux personal ads in the New York, Philadelphia and Chicago sections of Craigslist’s popular “Missed Connections” department on behalf of crystal jeweler Swarovski.

One ad reads: “Love that you’re the kind of girl that scrolls through the Missed Connections and knows your smile gets attention. You’re definitely our kind of girl. We think confidence like that deserves something sparkly. Something maybe like a Swarovski Stardust Bracelet? Maybe we have one for you. Send us a message and maybe we can make this sparkle yours.”

Check out six of the listings here:

Cute Dress Girl at Franklin Mortgage – m4w
Black tshirt ordering latte at La Colombe – m4w (Center City)
East Village Milk Bar Blonde with Bday Truffles – m4w (East Village)
Blonde bartender LES, great smile – m4w (Lower East Side)
Last friday in Old City, white sweater – m4w (Old City)
Bright red lips w/wrist tattoo at big star – m4w

This approach is restrained compared to TiVo’s lusty romp through Missed Connections last year. And it’s probably more sincere than much of the section’s typical fare, as a few respondents will actually receive Swarovski bracelets as part of the promotion.

“We hope we’ll pleasantly surprise some curiously intrigued women on Missed Connections,” says agency chief creative officer Steve Red, “and that they’ll sparkle a little bit more the next time they catch someone’s eye.”

This much is crystal clear: In a world where everything’s an ad, sometimes even ads come disguised as other ads.



Adults Apparently Wanted Underoos So Badly, They're Already Sold Out

Never underestimate the power of nostalgia, even in the form of quasi-ironic undergarments.

Internet users of a certain age have been abuzz over the past 24 hours about a new line of superhero-themed Underoos sized for adults and available at Hot Topic.

In fact, of the eight sets announced yesterday—Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman, Batgirl, Harley Quinn, Captain America, He-Man and Skeletor—the only two left in stock as I write this are Harley Quinn and Batgirl, both available only in large. (The Batman underwear literally went out of stock and then vanished while I was typing this.)

It’s doubtful we’ll need to wait too long to see these return. With such an immediate and voracious response from wistful children of the ’80s (and probably a fair share from the ’90s or beyond), the resurgent Underoos will likely be back in stock before you know it.

Surely the next batch will have Green Lantern and Aquaman, catering to a more discerning man-child. And maybe, for the honor of love, She-Ra will even get the respect she deserves. Until then I guess we’ll just have to settle for Amelia Earhart and Marie Curie.

Here’s an image via i09 that includes the Captain America and He-Man Underoos no longer in stock:



White House's Powerful New PSA Implores Men to Stop Sexual Assault Before It Happens

The White House’s new PSA is a call to action for men who see sexual assault about to happen, and asks them to do something to stop it.

As part of the ongoing “It’s On Us” campaign, which President Obama has said is about “condemning sexual assault as loudly as we should,” the new spot is focused on a party bystander who sees a young man stop a woman from leaving the party when she’d like to.

The ad comes as colleges and universities across the country enter into a “National Week of Action,” from Nov. 17-21, geared to motivate students to get involved in the “It’s On Us” campaign. According to White House research, bystander intervention programs help to change social norms and teach people to speak out.

“Bystander involvement can be very important, and oftentimes men underestimate other men’s attitudes toward violence,” Valerie Jarrett, senior advisor to the President, tells BuzzFeed. “They don’t understand that other men are opposed to violence, too. So if they get the sense that it’s OK [to intervene] because everyone else around the room feels the same way you do, the first person who gets up will inspire the next person to get up, and the next person and the next person.”

The self-aware PSA isn’t too wordy, though it does employ Jon Hamm’s velvety pipes. 

CREDITS
Agency: Mekanism
CEO/President: Jason Harris
CD: David Horowitz
Head of Strategy: Eric Zuncic
Design Director: Albert Ignacio
Associate Director, Brand Manager: Caroline Moncure
Senior Producer: Kati Haberstock
Creative Technology Director: Sean Cosier
Senior Producer: Amber Cope
Production: PARK PICTURES_BYSTANDER TV
Director: Vincent Haycock
EP: Mary Ann Marino
Producer: Alex Fisch



A Topless Miley Cyrus Licks and Fondles a Blow-up Toy in Ad for Seamless Tights

In case you were wondering where Miley Cyrus was hiding, look no further than this little ad with everyone’s favorite wrecking ball wearing nothing but a smile and some Golden Lady seamless tights.

It’s not going to break the Internet, but it is an odd palate cleanse after a day of staring at the sun—er, the moon—in the form of Kim Kardashian’s oily derrière. 

Subtlety isn’t exactly Miley’s strength, and she sure packs enough innuendo and suggestive behavior into these 15 seconds to wedge herself in some weird cavity of your brain like a GIF of a monkey drinking its own pee.

Just kidding, Miley. Keep up the good twerk, YOLO, lulz, 420, etc.



Mike Myers Does a Hilarious Sears Ad With His Brother, Who's Worked There for Decades

Sears Canada is struggling mightily, but it has a secret weapon in a celebrity connection.

Peter Myers has worked at Sears Canada for 32 years. And it turns out his brother is Mike Myers, who agreed to do this amusing ad playing up their connection. The spot—directed by Hungry Man’s Bryan Buckley—is nicely self-aware, too, as it comically refers to the retailer’s problems. And Mike and Peter’s banter is funny, natural and well written.

“Do you know anything about the retail business?” Peter asks Mike. “Not a lot,” Mike replies. “Just that Sears Canada has to demographically and psychographically alter the trajectory of its business model. But that would just be a wild guess.”

Stick around for Mike’s jingle singing at the end.

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CREDITS
Client: Sears
Production Company: Hungry Man
Director: Bryan Buckley
EP: Mino Jarjoura
Producer: Matt Lefebrve
Line Producer: Tony DiMarco
DP: Adam Beckman
Production Designer: Paul Austerberry
Editor: Jay Nelson @ cut and run LA



World's First Gender-Neutral Sex Toy Is Marketed With References to Camus

Sex toys, by their very nature, tend to be gendered because they’re usually supposed to work with one set of genitalia or the other. And even when they don’t have to be (we all have butts), marketers will gender them anyway, for the same reason there are Bic Pens for Her.

Enter sex-toy maker PicoBong, which has created what it’s calling the world’s first gender-neutral sex toy. It’s called the Transformer (styling it TRANSFORMER, for extra oomph), and whether you’re a Decepticon or an Autobot, it can twist any way your twisted mind can think up. Created for her, him, her and him, him and him, her and her, them and them, the toy will cause a whole new sexual revolution, PicoBong claims.

Even more interesting is they chose to market it with a video that begins with a quote from Camus on the nature of freedom. Camus? Sex-toy hawker? Well, he was a notorious philander who didn’t quite believe in marriage despite entering into it twice.

Even more existential, they’ve written an earnest manifesto and are holding a little contest—upload a video of yourself reading their propaganda, and you could win a Transformer for yourself. Just be sure to do it to a fast dubstep track like the one in the spot.

Now, if they only put flashing lights on the thing, it would be the world’s first gender-neutral sex toy to double as a raver wand.



All of Britain Sings 'Let It Go' in Vodafone's Christmas Ad

“Let It Go” is so played out at this point, some might consider it a lump of coal in their stockings. But that hasn’t stopped Vodafone U.K. and RKCR/Y&R from thawing out the Frozen anthem for this minute-long holiday ad.

Directed by Pete Riski through Rattling Stick, the spot shows various “local heroes”—folks who have to work on Dec. 25, including medical personnel, airport staffers and restaurant employees—belting out the lyrics as they watch the Disney film, a Sky Movies selection for Christmas, on their handsets. (That’s one festive emergency room! In fact, #PowerToTheFestive is the hashtag.)

“We wanted to bring to life the joy of being able to watch Sky films and TV shows wherever you are this Christmas on Vodafone 4G,” says Rupert Williams, RKCR/Y&R’s managing director. Vodafone marketing exec Daryl Fielding adds that singing along to this particular number “inspires” folks and helps “lifts their spirits.”

The ad feels sincere because it tacitly acknowledges the strong modern connection between holidays and media. Sure, we should probably let the screens go dark and focus on family and friends at this time of year. Still, for many, It’s a Wonderful Life, Rankin-Bass marathons and personal favorites of all kinds are essential seasonal viewing.

As for “Let It Go” lifting spirits, I guess it beats another cerebral-cortex freezing chorus of “Jingle Bells.” Barely. No it doesn’t.



Tesco Puts On an Insane Christmas Light Show, Proves Commitment to Holiday Spirit

The annual British Christmas ad wars are heating up, and Tesco wants people to know it’s armed with lots of the obligatory bright lights, and endearingly ridiculous ornaments.

A new TV commercial from the supermarket chain and Wieden + Kennedy London dramatizes everyman preparations for the holiday—pulling tangled string lights out of the dusty attic, scaling a ladder with a wobbly reindeer, and grinning slack-jawed as a two-story inflatable Santa reaches full stature.

It aims to build toward that wondrous moment when the electricity flips on—another in a string of familiar visual cues that are appropriate, if not particularly risky. And it has some pretty fierce competition in the the quiet charisma of this year’s penguin-as-childhood-best-friend ad from department store John Lewis.

But the real gem in Tesco’s campaign is the insane outdoor light show it put on at a store in Wigan, outside Manchester (with some of the resulting footage edited into the TV spot). See below for that.

Spurred by a local journalist’s Twitter gripe last year that the location’s sign didn’t have a Christmas hat, Tesco responded with a Christmas rock spectacular that includes a guitar-shredding Santa, turkey Rockettes and a brain-melting bass drop into a Elven electronica dance routine. In the grand finale, Saint Nick basically Hadoukens a neon green crown out of his guitar through the air, onto the “O” in Tesco.

In other words, be careful what you wish for at Christmas—you might get it, and then some.



Wil Wheaton, Giant Beer Geek, Humorously Introduces Newcastle's Scotch Ale

Newcastle has tapped Wil Wheaton as its latest anti-advertising star, enlisting the actor and Internet folk hero for a couple of amusing online videos introducing a new Scotch Ale.

Wheaton does an amusing job of delivering the pitch under duress, as the Droga5 production is self-consciously faux-low-budget. He’s also a well-known home-brew geek, and mixes some knowledge in with the humor.

“Newcastle Scotch Ale is a well-balanced, malt-forward brew with a delightful velvety finish,” he says in the press release. “Basically, Newcastle and Caledonian made a kick-ass beer that does not suck.”

The Scotch Ale is the first in a series of what Newcastle is calling “collaboration edition” beers made in partnership with some of Europe’s finest and oldest breweries. This first partnership is with its Edinburgh-based sister brewery Caledonian.

“One of our dreams is to get rid of the ‘intimidation’ factor that prevents so many people from foregoing boring ‘yellow beer’ and enjoying more interesting brews,” says Brett Steen, brand manager for Newcastle Brown Ale. “Wil is an inviting and knowledgeable guy, and we’re stoked that he’s taking this herculean effort of humor and wisdom onto himself so we don’t have to.”



Leo Burnett Motivates Employees by Making Them Do Shots and Slapping Them in the Face

Here’s the last parody video we’re going to post from Strategy magazine’s Agency of the Year event in Toronto. It’s Leo Burnett entry, and it seems the agency has found a unique way to make its employees more creative—by having them do shots and then literally slapping the tired old ideas out of their heads.

Burnett calls it “Slapshot,” and it seems to be working, judging by the impressive numbers in the fake case study below. And certainly, beta testing in Cannes was an inspired idea.

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The slapshot idea isn’t new—most other places it’s called a “whiskey slap,” and it appears to be a party game among bros in certain parts of the country. (It also shows up in the movie Beside Still Waters, judging by the trailer.)

It’s jarring, for sure, to see the Burnett staffers, male and female, clearly getting slapped in the face for real. Though as the voiceover says at the end: “No one was harmed or offended during the making of this video. Participants were willing and even excited about their involvement. Leo Burnett company in no way endorses violence of any kind against advertising people or any people.”



Man Cleans Up the Hairy Apartment in His Pants in Schick's Manscaping Musical

If you have an animal, you can surely identify with having their dander all over your living space. It can be tricky to clean up after them and make the space presentable for guests. 

Well, what if your apartment was your pants, and your pet hair was—uh, your very own locks of love? I mean, you love yourself and it shouldn’t matter, right? Not so fast there, Sasquatch. Having guests over might be a problem. 

Hirsutes, rejoice! Schick and JWT New York have given us a catchy little jingle in this ad for the Schick Hydro, aimed at getting you to clean up the “Crib in Your Pants” so guests might be able to easily find your tree in the forest. 

Take a look below, and consider trimming Harry and the Hendersons.



Princess Leia Walks Around NYC, Gets Harassed by Everyone From Yoda to Darth Vader

The universe was shaken when we watched hidden-camera footage of a woman walking around NYC and getting harassed. Then we saw what happens when a white man suffers the same fate.

Now, in the latest parody of the Hollaback! catcalling video, we take a galactic leap to find out what it would be like for the most famous princess in the entire universe, Princess Leia. I mean, I know firsthand what it’s like, but at least this time it was taped. 

Watch below as Leia encounters scoundrels in this wretched hive of scum and villainy, aka New York City. Help her Obi-Wan, you’re her only hope. Needless to say, there’s a giant disturbance in the Force.



Stressed Out? This Kitten Therapy Office From Tidy Cats Will Cure You With Cuteness

Kittens are notorious advertising stars, and as it turns out, they’re miniature therapists too.

At least, that’s one takeaway from this stunt in Los Angeles, where Purina Tidy Cats invited stressed-out people into a glass room—fully visible to people on the street—and had them listen to guided mediation.

And then … the kittens are unleashed. And adorable overload ensues.

The video, from Rainn Wilson’s media company Soul Pancake, might seem better suited to cat adoption than cat litter. But it’s fun to watch, and will surely get a bajillion views.



Cam Newton Gets Primal for Beats By Dre, With Help From Kendrick Lamar

Beats by Dre is back to motivate you, and this time it’s enlisted Cam Newton.

The Carolina Panthers quarterback sweats it out in a new ad for the headphone maker’s wireless offering from R/GA, following in the footsteps of last month’s commercial celebrating LeBron James’s return to Ohio, and this summer’s starring Serena Williams in the wake of her U.S. Open victory.

Beats once again leans on a pitch-perfect soundtrack to carry its message—in this case, Kendrick Lamar’s verse on Jay Rock’s “Pay for It”—as Newton presses through his routine.

This would be the first time the formula might start to feel a little predictable—if it weren’t for Newton letting out a primal scream at the end, to put an even sharper point on lyrics like “It’s going take a whole lot of you to kill me.”

He’s definitely earned his Gatorade, at least.

Live Stream: Agency Gives Virtual Tour via a GoPro Strapped to a Dog's Back

It really is the best way to see an agency: the dog’s-eye view.

Toronto animation, design and VFX studio Crush did it last year, attaching a GoPro camera to their dog Sadie and live-streaming her travels around the building. Crush has since merged with Notch, AXYZ and Lollipop to create a new agency called Smith—and what better way to introduce the new place than bringing Sadie back for an encore?

Follow the live stream below until 2 p.m. to see every nook and cranny of Smith’s offices, particularly the ones where delicious unclaimed food may lie.



DDB Employees Read Mean Tweets About Their Ads

DDB Canada takes a page from Jimmy Kimmel’s playbook in this amusing video, in which employees read mean tweets about their work.

The staffers seem both entertained and mildly horrified as they rattle off insult after insult aimed at eight of the agency’s recent campaigns.

It’s actually a fun way to showcase the work in an ego-puncturing way, and it surely went over well at Strategy’s Agency of the Year event, where self-lacerating videos are all the rage.

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This Bank Bought Every Ad Slot on Norway's Biggest TV Station for 24 Hours

How do you market round-the-clock customer customer service? If you’re Norwegian bank DNB, you buy all of the ad space on one channel in a 24-hour window, and fill it with advice from your country’s citizens.

The marketer crowdsourced some 3,000 clips from the public. And on Sept. 19 it aired 1,000 of them once each—totaling about two and half hours of content. That included pretty solid gems of wisdom, like it’s a bad idea to stay up all night watching Netflix, and the classic winner, “Always look on the bright side of life” (alas, whistling not included).

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In the case study, agency Try/Apt (also onetime matchmaker to George Clooney and shepherd to a singing goat) claims some pretty impressive results, like doubling awareness of the service to more than 70 percent overnight. And if the usual rotation of late night commercials in Norway gets anywhere near as hairy as in the U.S., DNB scored a major victory just by knocking them off the slate for a day.

Then again, anyone who stayed up until 6 a.m. watching Netflix wouldn’t have to worry about that.