Grey Canada Leverages Hours of YouTube Views for Volvo Campaign

autobrakebieber2Grey Canada offers its own unique touch in a new Volvo campaign with nary a Jean-Claude Van Damme appearance in sight.

To help the Swedish automaker roll out its new XC60 line and promote the SUV’s 60-some “feature innovations,” Grey’s Toronto-based office decided to tweak your standard YouTube pre-roll ads we’re used to seeing before every video by replacing them with brief clips touting various XC60 capabilities.

Some more screen shots:

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Get it?!

In “6 Billion Hours”–named for the average amount of time humans spend watching stuff on YouTube over the course of a month–a Grey Canada team of creatives, media people and analysts apparently “worked together 24/7? to develop hundreds of XC60 feature pre-rolls.

They are contextually, albeit loosely, tethered to specific trending YouTube themes: twerking, a Justin Bieber clip complete with “make him stop” comments, various weather-related phenomena (hello, XC60 rain sensor!), et cetera.

Grey Canada’s pre-roll creations do a pretty good job of presenting the best and worst of what YouTube has to offer. They even remind us that some comment sections are worse than others…

Agency: Grey Canada
Chief Creative Officer: Patrick Scissons
Creative Director: James Ansley
Art Director: Rob Trickey
Writer: Dave Barber
Agency Producer: Erica Metcalfe
Account Service: Mariam Saab, Paul Curtin
Production Specialist: Biko Franklin
Technology: John Breton
Media Agency: HAVAS
Media Planning: Mark-Olivier Thibault, Kirk Cavell
Film Production: Sugino Studio
Director: Shin Sugino
DOP: James Gardner
Producers: Andy McLeod, Dan Arki
Editorial: Saints
Editor: Melanie Hider
Colourist: Eric Whipp, Alter Ego
Visual Effects: Topix – Marco Polsinell, Eugene Marchio
Audio House: Apollo Music – Daenen Bramberger, Tom Hutch, Spencer Hall

Justin Bieber Spoofs His Own Calvin Klein Ads in Promo for Comedy Central Roast

Justin Bieber is officially eating his own tail.

To promote his upcoming roast on Comedy Central slash desperate plea for respect, Canada’s cruel revenge on America participates in a parody of his much-buzzed about, possibly-but-he-swears-it-totally-wasn’t-Photoshopped Calvin Klein ads.

Jeff Ross dresses as model Lara Stone and does a good job of creeping hard on Bieber, who keeps playing the same drum fill over and over, like the greasy pop machine he is, posing as the real boy he seems to be.

It’s not as funny as Kate McKinnon’s SNL parody, but Bieber gets points for self-deprecation. And while he doesn’t really have to do anything special to be comical, he does up the ante a little, pretending to be anxious, rebuffing Ross’s grabs, and ultimately returning the favor.

The brief high point, though, might be the comedian’s jiggly beer-belly dance. Overall, the video makes for a pretty good teaser … or at least, a reminder that there might be some entertainment value in watching Bieber get chewed out.

And while it’s impossible not to wonder what Martha Stewart, Shaq and Snoop Dogg might have to say to Bieber, it can’t be a good sign—if not surprising—that Seth Rogen seems to have something better to do that night.



SNL Piles On by Ruthlessly Mocking Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein Ads

You gotta hand it to Biebs. He had the balls to show his (heavily Photoshopped) nuts to the world in the latest ads for Calvin Klein underpants.

But given the kid’s—aherm—the man’s previous indiscretions, it’s tough to take anything he does seriously. Well, unless you’re 12 years old, lacking all of your olfactory senses or on a bath-salt-induced face-eating spirit quest. 

On this weekend’s Saturday Night Live, viewers were treated to yet another brilliant parody of an infamous ad bouncing around the zeitgeist. Master impressionist Kate McKinnon lampoons the crap out of the teen idol and likely future-best-friend-of-Donald-Trump, mugging for the camera like a teen girl posing for her own selfie.

“Yo. My pee-pee’s in there,” she says, making childish references to her package while leg-humping like a horny tween all over Cecily Strong (playing model Lara Stone). 

Take a look below at this genius illustration of what the world really thinks of these ads—surely J.B. is sitting at home in his Calvins, flattered by this sincerely great imitation.



Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein Ads Make Everyone Everywhere Question Everything

Stop the presses. Justin Bieber is making a Justin Bieber face in ads for Calvin Klein, and people are losing their minds.

“Is he actually hot in these pictures?” some people are asking. “Will he ever be as hot as Marky Mark?” other people are wondering. “Can we please bring back David Beckham?” further people are begging (even though Beckham’s underwear pics were for H&M, because Beckham was too good for Calvin Klein).

In any event, these topics—surprise, bargaining, regret—are apparently the relevant considerations when weighing the cultural significance of Justin Bieber wearing C.K. jeans and underwear. (Dutch model Lara Stone also appears in the campaign, but most people seem more interested in Bieber.)

He, reportedly, has been teasing the idea that he might appear in C.K. ads for some time now—almost a year, which has only stoked the fires of frenzy among people looking for a chance to freak out over Justin Bieber taking off his shirt.

“This is so dumb, why are we even talking about this?” was the majority response—31 percent, or 13,200 votes—of a highly scientific BuzzFeed reader poll about the new ads, as measured at 11:24 p.m. on Tuesday night. “I, like, don’t hate it? ¯_(?)_/¯” was the runner up, with 20 percent. “No no no no” followed at 19 percent.

The photography—and/or Photoshopping—certainly has some aesthetic appeal, for people willing to embrace or at least overlook the fact that it’s Justin Bieber making a Justin Bieber face. On the other hand, Calvin Klein probably likes the fact that Justin Bieber’s face comes with 59 million Twitter followers, many of whom like Justin’s Bieber face, and might want to buy Calvin Klein jeans and underwear after looking at it.

So, all in all, it seems like a pretty good plan.



Justin Bieber Claims Untouched Calvin Klein Photo Is Fake

Justin Bieber sure made a lot of noise on the Internet this week.

On Friday, the music website BreatheHeavy.com published what it claimed to be an untouched image from the pop star’s new Calvin Klein ad campaign, but has now issued a retraction. The GIF suggested that Bieber’s head, arms, legs, chest and below-waist area were exaggerated in the final image.

While it’s still possible that the unretouched photo could be real (and that BreatheHeavy simply wants to avoid a lawsuit), the image does look a bit fishy, particularly since Bieber’s head seems sizably larger compared to the after photo.

“We sincerely apologize to Bieber for the hit to his ego and to the millions of tweens on social media we upset,” BreatheHeavy writer Jordan Miller says.

Indeed, the untouched photo sparked a storm of chatter about the CK campaign on Friday (see some examples of reactions on Twitter below).

BreatheHeavy.com obtained the photo from a source who also claimed that Bieber caused a scene on the set of the shoot.

But CK CMO Melisa Goldie tells US Weekly a much different story. “We shot the print and video campaigns over several days at Silvercup Studios with photographers Mert and Marcus and Johan Renck, who directed the campaign video,” she said. “Justin showed up early every day with amazing energy; he completely trusted us and gave it his all.”

This GIF Shows You Just How Photoshopped Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein Ads Were [UPDATED]

UPDATE, Jan. 10: Justin Bieber’s team insists the unretouched Calvin Klein photo below, showing a scrawnier, less well-endowed Bieber, is fake. The photo was posted to BreatheHeavy.com, but after getting a cease-and-desist letter, that site has now removed it and published a retraction. “Bieber denies the photo is real, and I respect that and will believe him,” the writer says.

See our original story below:

Well, it looks like Justin Bieber’s controversial Calvin Klein ads aren’t quite what they seem.

When Bieber’s ad campaign launched earlier this week, the Internet went wild over how chiseled (and fake) his body looked next to model Lara Stone. The pop star has apparently spent years preparing for the campaign, telling Women’s Wear Daily, “It’s always been a dream. Last spring, I posted a picture on Instagram in my underwear, using the #mycalvins tag. Thankfully the brand saw it and liked the reaction it was getting, and a relationship started from there.”

Website BreatheHeavy.com has now gotten its hands on an untouched campaign and uploaded it to Instagram.

As you can see, CK bulked up the pop star’s biceps, torso, chest and ahem—package—pretty significantly. Bieber’s head was also scaled down to fit the new buffed-up body. Yes, in this campaign, Justin Bieber has less of a big head.

BreatheHeavy.com’s photo came from a source who claims Bieber was a pain to shoot the spot with. “He was basically a douche,” the source told the pop music site. “He hit on Lara several times, and she had to stop him, basically calling him out on being just a child.”

While Photoshopping is nothing new to the fashion industry, it’s come under quite a bit of scrutiny lately. In August, Modcoth vowed to do away with the photo-retouching tactic when it signed the “Heroes Pledge for Advertisers” petition. And when American Eagle-owned Aerie decided to ditch Photoshopping last year, sales went up 9 percent.



This Musical Ad From a Plastic Surgery Supergroup Is Face-Melting

"Are you one of the boring people who don't want to be beautiful? Because everyone can be beautiful when you're made—of PLASTIC!"

Well, I have to admit, I'm feeling pretty boring right now after watching this half music video, half commercial for a place called Persky Sunder Plastic Surgery. The "song" touting the miracles of plastic surgery features The Plastics, made up of some pretty extreme surgery-seekers.

There's Venus D'Lite, a contestant on RuPaul's drag race; Toby Sheldon, who spent $100,000 to look like Justin Bieber; and Kitty Jay, who spent $25,000 to look like Jennifer Lawrence (but came out more like Amanda Bynes).

If you haven't pressed play yet, nothing else I say could possibly help prepare you for what's to come.

Via DailyDot.




Justin Bieber Is Sad About a Lot of Things, but Probably Not the Teen Employment Rate

Today in weird, leechy Justin Bieber news, we have this new billboard that just went up in Los Angeles speculating on the cause of the young pop star's dramatic descent into sadness, as seen in pretty much everything he does these days. The ad, from a group called the Employment Policies Institute, offers the least likely of explanations for the Biebs' malaise—suggesting it has something to do with the employment status of his millennial-age fans, as it relates to the level of the minimum wage. The irony, of course, is that the billboard will make Bieber even more sad, should he happen to spy it on his express elevator to hell.

    

Game of Thrones: Tumblr reúne imagens de Joffrey Bieber

No ar em sua terceira temporada, Game of Thrones acaba sendo alvo de algumas brincadeiras e montagens, algumas mais saudáveis do que as outras. Aqui no B9, a gente tem mostrado alguns exemplos do que tem sido feito e este post é para incluir mais dois itens na lista. O primeiro é o Tumblr Joffrey Bieber, dedicado a inserir a cabeça de Justin Bieber no corpo do jovem e insuportável rei Joffrey. Qualquer semelhança é mera coincidência… ou não. 32 Há algumas semanas, mostramos aqui como seria a abertura de Game of Thrones se a série tivesse sido exibida nos anos 1990. Agora, ainda no século XX, a guerra dos tronos recebe a roupagem mais amistosa de Friends. Antes de dar o play abaixo, é preciso alertar que há alguns spoilers, mas nada demais para quem já acompanha a história.

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