Burger King’s Angry Burger: A Nerd in Biker Clothing

AngryWhopperBurker King launched it’s Angry Whopper campaign in Canada that includes an interactive website to talk smack to users and fire them up for the rage that they say is inside the sandwich with angry sauce, jalapenos and pepper jack cheese. “Let’s see how full of rage you are,” the sandwich says. You don’t have a webcam to show your ire?  “NO WEBCAM?” the sandwich goads, “You must be pretty angry being stuck in 1997. Do you rollerblade to work everyday?”

You can also send an Angry-Gram (http://bit.ly/15pQ7Y) to let somebody know “they annoy the hell outta you.” Profanity, unbridled anger and insults to rollerbladers and preacher’s wives pack a lot of energy, but the insults hurled by the Angry Burger fall flat because they are, frankly, dorky. Really dorky. “You love yourself so much you would reply to your own personal ad,” and “You are bitchier than a school bus of hormonal cheerleaders.” It gets worse: “Why do you always read my email? It’s like you are working for the FBI.” The throaty, screaming voice should have a much better arsenal than this.

The approach and the technology are fresh and cutting-edge, but the sandwich seriously lacks street cred.

Jennifer Fields is an ad-enthusiast with little patience for the inauthentic.

George’s BBQ: Valet

George's BBQ: Valet

Advertising School: Humber College, Toronto, Canada
Copywriter / Art Director: Marshall Bellamy

George’s BBQ: Takeout

George's BBQ: Takeout

Advertising School: Humber College, Toronto, Canada
Copywriter / Art Director: Marshall Bellamy

George’s BBQ: Food

George's BBQ: Food

Advertising School: Humber College, Toronto, Canada
Copywriter / Art Director: Marshall Bellamy

Calgary Farmers’ Market: As fresh as it gets, 3

Calgary Farmers' Market: As fresh as it gets, 3

Advertising Agency: Wax, Calgary, Canada
Creative Director: Joe Hospodarec
Art Director: Joel Arbez
Copywriter: Saro Ghazarian
Photographer: Jean Perron
Published: June 2008

Calgary Farmers’ Market: As fresh as it gets, 2

Calgary Farmers' Market: As fresh as it gets, 2

Advertising Agency: Wax, Calgary, Canada
Creative Director: Joe Hospodarec
Art Director: Joel Arbez
Copywriter: Saro Ghazarian
Photographer: Jean Perron
Published: June 2008

Calgary Farmers’ Market: As fresh as it gets, 1

Calgary Farmers' Market: As fresh as it gets, 1

Advertising Agency: Wax, Calgary, Canada
Creative Director: Joe Hospodarec
Art Director: Joel Arbez
Copywriter: Saro Ghazarian
Photographer: Jean Perron
Published: June 2008

Timmie’s Dog Spa: Crotch

Timmie's Dog Spa: Crotch

Oh god. I just spent three quarters of my day licking myself. I just sit here, with a bowl of water, some toys and my urges – lonely one minute and satisfied the next. Such a wicked paradox. I need to get out. I need to meet people. But I’m happy this way. It feels good. So good. But my crotch shouldn’t define me. Was it the way I was raised? Did my dad bury his face in his crotch for hours on end? Not dad. I never smelt it on his breath. Well maybe once, but I can’t be sure that was crotch. The guy ate garbage like it was going out of style. But really, some pages are better left unturned. Am I the only one? I doubt it. That Rottweiler probably treats his nether regions like a buffet. Look at me. I’m justifying my lack of discipline by making up stories about other dogs I don’t even know. I need a drink. Then I need to lick my crotch. More like want. Is that selfish? Self-pleasuring myself for half a day? Screw it. I’m going in. If my owner could do it, he would. So it’s perfectly natural. Isn’t it? I need a distraction. That ball looks okay. Oh crap. I need something new. Something that doesn’t involve my crotch. It’s all I’ve got. My walker’s cool, but I can’t lick his crotch. It’s gonna take everything I’ve got to make it through the night. Just one night.

Advertising Agency: DDB Canada, Toronto, Canada
Creative Director: Andrew Simon
Art Director: Paul Riss
Copywriter: Matt Antonello
Illustrator: Rachel Riordan
Photographer: Frank Hoedl
Typography: Paul Riss, Rachel Riordan
Published: March 2008

Timmie Dog Spa: Crap

Timmie Dog Spa: Crap

Jesus. I can’t bare it. Why do I have to poop in public? Why can’t I have the same privacy my owner takes for granted? Man’s best friend my ass. Every day I’m forced to defecate in front of complete strangers. How’d my owner like that? I bet you he’d get stage fright for sure. He’s got no backbone. I mean, he’s the one picking up after me. I wouldn’t go near his crap with a ten-foot pole. I have to get over this. I just need time. Today’s not the day to deal with this. Tomorrow. What if Muffin’s there today? Sweet, sweet muffin. Will she still be interested after she sees me in the act? I mean, she’ll be there for the same reason, but we hardly know each other. It’ll be awkward for sure. I’ll just pretend I don’t see her.Maybe I’ll just hold it. It’s so cold out there. Doesn’t he care? I’m the one on all fours. I’m the one putting my reputation on the line, three times a day, every day. I’ll just have to face it. My life will always include public defecation. Why can’t I have a little tray like a cat? I could learn to use one.Why can’t I be one of those dogs that seem to love the spotlight? Is there such thing as a dog voyeur? Do they derive pleasure from pooping for an audience? Well, at least I’m not alone. But I won’t lie. Sometimes I feel like I am. Who am I?

Advertising Agency: DDB Canada, Toronto, Canada
Creative Director: Andrew Simon
Art Director: Paul Riss
Copywriter: Matt Antonello
Illustrator: Rachel Riordan
Photographer: Frank Hoedl
Typography: Paul Riss, Rachel Riordan
Published: March 2008

Timmie Dog Spa: Butt

Timmie Dog Spa: Butt

Should I sniff her butt? Will she mind if I sniff her butt? What will it say about me if I sniff his butt? Maybe I’m gay? Should I question sniffing butts so much? Do other dogs sniff as many butts as I do? How many butts have I sniffed this week? I’m guessing it’s a lot if I’m questioning it so much. I love sniffing butts. I need to sniff one right now. There aren’t any around. I have to get a hold of myself. Who am I kidding? I need a butt and I need it now. Now. Good god. Am I living a life that’s guided by butt sniffing? I am. My parent’s warned me. I didn’t listen. Like a cheap tramp. A whore. I’m a butt-sniffing whore. What if I tried to cut down? Nothing heavy. Just a few sniffs a day. I can do that. I know I can. I’ve done it before. But do I really want to? I mean, that’s what we do. We sniff butts. No one looks down on me for it. There was that guy who gave me a look while I was in mid-sniff. Who is he to judge me for sniffing a butt? Maybe I’m just being paranoid. I get like that when I haven’t sniffed a butt. I’ll stop cold turkey. But not now. The fever’s too strong. A wiff will get me through the night. Just one, heartfelt inhale of the poodle across the street and I’ll be satisfied. I love how she resists at first and then sticks it out with reckless abandon. What a slut. Wait. Why is she a slut? I’m the one going in there. That coy little look she gives me when she walks down the street. Oh, I’m sniffing that butt. Count on it.

Advertising Agency: DDB Canada, Toronto, Canada
Creative Director: Andrew Simon
Art Director: Paul Riss
Copywriter: Matt Antonello
Illustrator: Rachel Riordan
Photographer: Frank Hoedl
Typography: Paul Riss, Rachel Riordan
Published: March 2008

Milk – BC Dairy Foundation: Teen Power Team

Milk – BC Dairy Foundation: Teen Power Team

Advertising Agency: DDB Canada, Vancouver, Canada
Chief Creative Officer: Alan Russell
Creative Director: Dean Lee
Art Director: Dan Strasser
Copywriter: Kevin Rathgeber
Graphic Designer: Brandon Thomas
Agency Producer: Sue Bell
Production Company: Curious Pictures
Director: Abe Spear
Line Producer: Viet Luu
Post-Production Co.: Curious Pictures
Editor: Sam Goetz
Audio House: Pirate Radio
Augio House Producer: Tom Emundson
Colour: Company 3
Aired: June 2008

Ministry of Health and Social Services Quebec: HIV

Ministry of Health and Social Services Quebec: HIV

Advertising Agency: Lg2, Québec City, Canada
Creative Director / Copywriter: Luc DuSault
Art Director: Jack Latulippe
Illustrator: Marc Rivest
Account Executives: Mireille Côté, Catherine Darius, Alexandra Laverdière
Published: May 2008

Ministry of Health and Social Services Quebec: Syphilis

Ministry of Health and Social Services Quebec: Syphilis

Advertising Agency: Lg2, Québec City, Canada
Creative Director / Copywriter: Luc DuSault
Art Director: Jack Latulippe
Illustrator: Marc Rivest
Account Executives: Mireille Côté, Catherine Darius, Alexandra Laverdière
Published: May 2008

Ministry of Health and Social Services Quebec: Chlamydia

Ministry of Health and Social Services Quebec: Chlamydia

Advertising Agency: Lg2, Québec City, Canada
Creative Director / Copywriter: Luc DuSault
Art Director: Jack Latulippe
Illustrator: Marc Rivest
Account Executives: Mireille Côté, Catherine Darius, Alexandra Laverdière
Published: May 2008

Subaru Forester: Sexy, 3

Subaru Forester: Sexy, 3

Advertising Agency: DDB, Toronto, Canada
Creative Director: Andrew Simon
Art Director: Paul Riss
Copywriter: Matt Antonello

Subaru Forester: Sexy, 2

Subaru Forester: Sexy, 2

Advertising Agency: DDB, Toronto, Canada
Creative Director: Andrew Simon
Art Director: Paul Riss
Copywriter: Matt Antonello

Subaru Forester: Sexy, 1

Subaru Forester: Sexy, 1

Advertising Agency: DDB, Toronto, Canada
Creative Director: Andrew Simon
Art Director: Paul Riss
Copywriter: Matt Antonello

Lamato Network: Feature Spotlight #4

Lamato Network: Feature Spotlight #4

Advertising Agency: Tribal DDB, Toronto, Canada
Creative Director: Dré Labre
Art Director: Frederik Samuel
Copywrter: Travis Sellar
Producer: Pat Elia
Account Manager: Andrew Kinnear
Production Company: Spy Films
Executive Producer: Carlo Trulli
Director: Trevor Cornish
Producer: Peter Oad
Post Production: Soho

Lamato Network: Feature Spotlight #2

Lamato Network: Feature Spotlight #2

Advertising Agency: Tribal DDB, Toronto, Canada
Creative Director: Dré Labre
Art Director: Frederik Samuel
Copywrter: Travis Sellar
Producer: Pat Elia
Account Manager: Andrew Kinnear
Production Company: Spy Films
Executive Producer: Carlo Trulli
Director: Trevor Cornish
Producer: Peter Oad
Post Production: Soho

Lamato Network: Feature Spotlight #1

Lamato Network: Feature Spotlight #1

Advertising Agency: Tribal DDB, Toronto, Canada
Creative Director: Dré Labre
Art Director: Frederik Samuel
Copywrter: Travis Sellar
Producer: Pat Elia
Account Manager: Andrew Kinnear
Production Company: Spy Films
Executive Producer: Carlo Trulli
Director: Trevor Cornish
Producer: Peter Oad
Post Production: Soho