BK releases a fragrance with a ‘hint of meat’

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Hello, Burger King? I tried “Flame,” your new men’s body spray with a “hint of flame-broiled meat,” for the first time today. Frankly, I was skeptical. But you guys have done it again. I really do smell like a greasy Whopper Deluxe! (Hey, it beats that Diddy fragrance by a mile!) There’s even an undertone of ketchup, but that might be from my actual lunch. (I’m a sloppy eater.) Here’s the problem, though: I’m trapped in a phone booth on the corner of Main Street and Elm. There’s this pack of stray dogs, and they look awfully hungry. I guess your cologne really works. Send help quick!

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Unique Gifts for Dads – From Remote Control Beer Kegs to Solar Powered BBQs (THTV)

(TrendHunter.com) Looking for gifts ideas for Dad?  Did you ever think of getting him a remote controlled beer keg? 

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Irish Liqueur Drops Cream onto Parted Pink Lips

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Despite appearances, “Listen to Your Lips” is an ad for Bailey’s, not a trailer for My First Naked Kneel-Fest.

Nielsen Ratings Are Such A Long Standing Joke

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Nielsen. Don’t you find it weird that the company is the deal maker and breaker for most television entertainment? Receive some bad ratings according Nielsen and you can forget about it. You’re canceled. Erm… Nielsen still couts on a select pool of TV watchers to report their habits to the service, but yeah… According to Nielsen, they have 5,000 households in the national People Meter sample, approximately 20,000 households in the local metered market samples, approximately 1,000 metered homes for our national and local Hispanic measurement.”

Twenty-six thousand people total decide the whole shebang for the 100 million households in the country. That’s 2.6% of the population across all demos. Do you really really believe that they are tapping minorities, single women and college kids effectively? Give me a break. And you wonder why Arrested Development got canceled despite everyone and their mother loving it.

Nielsen. I’m just going to say what everyone is thinking – total poop, but the company is so entrenched in broadcast that really… who the hell can take them on? Well, other than Brooke Shields who has fought mightily for her show Lipstick Jungle. After looking into the data, NBC found that once TIVO was included the show’s numbers were on the increase and not so bad. Yo! Brooke! Don’t rely on Nielsen to save your show. Follow the lead of your comrade in arms, Theresa Falcon.

Falcon is Current TV’s Vice President of Research. She might also be the hero that content providers have been looking for. Falcon recently made a “plea to a group of top industry executives to help solve a vexing bias in the way TV households are sampled that handicaps smaller and emerging channels.” From Mediapost:

“-Analysis by Foster showing that smaller cable networks must reach disproportionately more of Nielsen’s panel households to generate comparable ratings. Foster implied this was due to a methodological glitch, and the fact that Nielsen’s total national sample of about 14,000 households is not nearly large enough to accurately represent smaller TV outlets as the medium continues to fragment.”

Falcon and CurrentTV are now using TNS, which is developing a new TV ratings system derived from actual digital set-top data directly from cable and satellite TV operators.

Nieslen. Crooks.

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Starbucks Acknowledges Jewish Religion With Hanukkah-Themed Cups

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What with every brand screaming MERRY CHRISTMAS these days (ok, not so much any more), it’s nice to see one brand acknowledging the existence of a religion other than Christianity.

Rat-Infested Wallpaper – ‘City Park’ Makes Fire Hydrants and Rodents Elegant (GALLERY)

(TrendHunter.com) From afar, ‘City Park’ looks like an elegant toile wallpaper print. Take a closer look, however, and you’ll see elements that are far more unsavory: pigeons, fire hydrants and rats.

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Newsflash! Stickman Trapped Inside LG Phone!

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To hype the launch of the LG KP500 Cookie touch screen phone in Thailand, Malaysia, Brazil and the United Kingdom, some cruel soul thought they’d trap a stick man inside the phone.

For Every Air Hump You Vouch For, Someone Out There Gets Protection.

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We’ve all fantasized about making a living out of sex, drugs and poorly-tuned instruments.

Apocalyptic Christmas Cards – Photoshopped Seasonal Gloom (GALLERY)

(TrendHunter.com) The recipients of these apocalyptic Christmas cards are sure to have their hopes of a cheery Christmas dashed. These depressing designs are the result of a Photoshop contest conducted by Crestock.

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VW’s ‘Surrealism’ Touts Absurdly Low Gas Consumption!

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Volkswagen looks to the Surrealists to promote its Polo BlueMotion’s “absurdly low consumption.” A Magritte-inspired print is at left; here’s another in the style of Dali.

The Eyes Have It: Mascara Sales on the Rise in Recession


BATAVIA, Ohio (AdAge.com) — When Oprah Winfrey said during Barack Obama's acceptance speech, "I cried my eyelashes off," it was a sign of the times in more ways than one.Forget the lipstick indicator, which is Estee Lauder Chairman Leonard Lauder's contrarian signal that when lipstick sales go up, the economy is going down: Big eyelashes are the big thing this recession.

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Crispin, Microsoft Start Making T-Shirts With Rapper Common

What? Every ad agency wants to get in the fashion game? We just talked about Anomaly’s new line of t-shirts. Now we see that Crispin Porter and their client Microsoft are getting in the game. Oh! And rapper Common is coming along for the ride. Notice they’ve let Pharrell drop after the internet exploded with video and quotes of the N.E.R.D lauding Apple.

On Dec. 15, the trio will launch Softwear (ha. ha. ha.) – a line of unisex T-shirts and tops featuring “Geek Chic” imagery from the 1980s. As part of the “I’m A PC Campaign, the shirts will try to tap into the nostalgia of when PCs were just starting to change our lives.” Check the video above for a look at the tees.

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User-Centric Design Is Also Ad-Centric Design For ESPN

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ESPN.com believes less is more when it comes to digital design (and I’d tend to agree).

According to The New York Times, the sports site is about to go a major design overhaul. Currently, sports fans are greeted by “intense coverage of every major sport from the get-go.”

John Skipper, ESPN’s executive vice president for content, says “There can be a thing as too much.”

Making ESPN.com as appealing to visitors as possible — and thus to advertisers — has taken on greater importance as the economic recession in general and in auto sales in particular have put pressure on the company’s television ad sales.

The new ESPN.com will give advertisers more options for displaying messages on its most heavily visited pages.

Zorro Masks and Saris – Michael Jackson As Mikaeel, The Masked Hero (GALLERY)

(TrendHunter.com) Just when we thought we had seen the wackiest side of Michael Jackson (as if he had any other side), the former King of Pop steps out of his house to go shopping wearing a black Zorro mask with long fringes!…

Why Ford’s in Detroit’s Driver’s Seat: Mulally


DETROIT (AdAge.com) — Amid all the turmoil in Motor City over the auto bailout, one carmaker has managed to set itself apart: Ford Motor Co. Ford CEO-President Alan Mulally told Congress earlier this month the automaker doesn't need a short-term bridge loan since the automaker isn't facing a near-term liquidity issue. So how did Ford manage its current position in Detroit's driver's seat? "I'd have to say one word: Mulally," said Bob Austin, founder of consultant Auto Futures Group.

Minneapolis Brings Glad to Mad Men

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The use of the beloved Mad Men for agency-related promotions is in serious danger of jumping the shark

Brand Logos After The Financial Crisis

“In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee – or laugh.”

Robert Orben

A friend from India has sent AgencySpy visuals on how logos will look like when this abysmal economic weather finally passes. Enjoy.

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TV is most trusted ad platform says survey

LONDON – Consumers trust brands advertised on TV over other forms of advertising, new research has revealed.

Credit Crunch Music Videos – BleedTheWorld.com Pokes Fun at Finance Industry (VIDEO)

(TrendHunter.com) Comedy is highly subjective. What one person finds funny may enrage another. This seems to be the case with Bleed The World, a web site poking fun at the folks in the finance industry.

The ‘Feed the…