Garmastan: Torn Nipple

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It’s a print campaign that ran in maternity magazines. The double spread portrays a breast-feeding woman and her baby. Two pages are glued together. Once you tear them off of each other, the baby’s mouth tears off the nipple, thus demonstrating how painful breast-feeding can be, unless you use “Garmastan” lotion.

Advertising Agency: Milk, Lithuania

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