60s Adman Gets a Job at Zulu Alpha Kilo; It Doesn’t Go Well

For the 2014 Strategy Agency of the Year Awards in Toronto, Zulu Alpha Kilo decided to take a look at how a sixties adman might fare in today’s agency world. Hint: Not so well.

The video opens with the adman, Dick, being told that he’s being let go due to his unacceptable behavior around the office. When he questions what exactly he did wrong, we’re treated to a montage of Dick’s antics, which include blowing cigarette smoke in the face of a pregnant coworker, exposing a testicle, questioning the need for agency partners, having sex with a prostitute on his desk and, of course, constantly drinking on the job. It’s a funny look at how much the agency climate has changed since the Mad Men era, with a slight twist ending, and well worth a look if you have a few minutes to spare.

Despite being fired, Dick somehow appeared at the awards show last night…

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Superior Created The Most F***ed Up Halloween Ad of the Year for Vytautas

Halloween tends to lend agencies a certain leniency with how over-the-top, ridiculous and gory they can make their ads. Even so, Superior’s new ad for Lithuanian mineral water brand Vytautas stretches the limits of appropriateness for even this holiday, and is easily the most fucked up Halloween ad you’ll see this year.

Superior teamed up with director Tadas Vidmantas, who was responsible for this spec ad, which Adweek named “the single craziest commercial of 2012? for the ad, which debuted online yesterday. In the spot, a man is visiting his friend, who lies unconscious in a hospital bed and enjoying a Vytautas. Then he gets the idea to replace the friend’s IV with a bottle of Vytautas, reviving and, uh, arousing the friend as a nurse walks in. What happens next is unexpected, to say the least, and involves flying buttons causing considerable damage. You really need to see it for yourself above because it kind of defies description. And, yes, this is a real ad (not a spec). According to Adweek, there’s even a (slightly tamer) broadcast version for Lithuanian television. The bar for Halloween craziness in advertising has officially been raised, or lowered, depending on your point of view. (more…)

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A Friendly Note to Production Companies

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Hi, production companies and/or houses. We see you…and we’d like to have a quick discussion.

We know that it’s hard to get noticed in an industry that devotes most of its attention to the creative AORs and, of course, the clients. We’re aware that many of you are successful businesses with hard-working employees who are almost certainly just as talented as the people working at those agencies.

And we’re glad to post your work here, along with everyone else’s, so our readers can tear it apart anonymously.

That said, we need to establish a couple of things: you are distinct entities from advertising agencies. You know this and we know this. No matter how many press releases you send with YOUR staffers’ names conveniently placed above the names of the AOR’s team in the creative credits, we will not treat you as the equivalent of an advertising agency. This is not a good or bad thing; it’s just a thing.

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The Richards Group Gives Fiat the Blue Pill

So how did Fiat make the new 500X? According to this spot from The Richard Group the answer is a certain blue pill.

The ad opens on a woman making amorous advances on an elderly gentlemen. He tells her he will be back in a minute, rushes to the bathroom, gets out a bottle of erectile dysfunction pills (presumably) and goes to take the very last one. But he misses his mouth and the pill falls out the window, slowly, and improbably, making its way into the gas tank of a nearby Fiat, which transforms the car into the new Fiat 500X.

And that has to be one of the most ridiculous premises for an ad to come across our desks in some time. The spot is beautifully shot, — in Pitigliano, Tuscany, according to Adweek, — but it doesn’t do a whole lot to sell the Fiat 500X, amorous glances of women following its transformation aside. Plus, if the Fiat 500X is the result of a Fiat on a certain impotence-treating drug, what does that say about the rest of Fiat’s vehicles?

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Boobtastic Sarafan Advertising Mobile Billboard Causes 500 Accidents in One Day

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Sarafan Advertising recently created a mobile billboard promoting the visibility of mobile billboards that was perhaps a little too effective at getting, and keeping, drivers’ attention, AdRants reports.

The ad featured a topless woman cupping her hands around her breasts with a green band covering the nipple area and displaying the message, “They attract.” Too true. The billboard, appearing on the side of some 30 trucks around Moscow, caused 500 accidents in one day. It got bad enough that police were actually dispatched to round up the trucks and prevent further accidents.

Drivers involved demanded recompense from the advertising agency, employing the “I couldn’t pay attention to driving because boobs” strategy. Strangely enough, Sarafan Advertising is complying.

“We are planning to bring a new advertising format onto the market, encouraging companies to place their ads on the sides of trucks, as we thought this would be a good alternative to putting them on the sides of public transport. We wanted to draw attention to this new format with this campaign,” said a Sarafan spokesperson. “In all cases of accidents, the car owners will receive compensation costs from us that aren’t covered by their insurance.”

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Eleven Gets Strange, Creepy in Marathon Effort for Virgin America

San Francisco agency Eleven has a strange new campaign for Virgin America centered around an extremely long online video.

The ad, entitled “Have you been flying BLAH Airlines?” depicts, in real time, a flight on the imagined rival airline from Newark to San Francisco: a five hour and forty-five minute flight. If that sounds boring, well, that’s the point. It’s also a bit strange and creepy, since the passengers are all mannequins. There are long shots of the mannequins doing absolutely nothing in their cramped seats, punctuated by occasional “action” such as a woman devouring some ribs.

“There’s a very distinct odor coming from somewhere nearby,” says a man on the flight, while the woman goes on and on about the ribs she’s eating. And that’s about as much action you can expect as you (inevitably) skip around. Still, there’s actually a kind of strange charm to the ad and its surreal humor when taken in small doses, and you kind of have to appreciate the great lengths Eleven went to to make its point.

“The passengers have no choice but to be on ‘autopilot’ to get through the tedious journey,” Virgin told Adweek. “Just trying to watch the video is downright painful—and that’s the point. If you wouldn’t sit through the entire film, why would you pay money to experience it in real life?”

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Agency Conference Disrupted by SNAKE!

Today in Important Agency News, a contact who previously worked at Atlanta’s IQ Agency shared a little public service announcement via IQ’s head of HR yesterday.

Seems that a conference call at the agency’s headquarters in Atlanta was rudely “disrupted” by a member of an often-overlooked demographic: the copperhead snake.

IQ agency snake!

Like many of the other varieties of snakes in advertising, this one is often misunderstood. The copperhead is poisonous and its bites do require medical attention, but they’re almost never fatal. And the best advice for dealing with such a creature is, of course, to leave it the hell alone.

As the sometimes-great Samuel L. Jackson once said, “We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes” — but the team at IQ simply finished their conference call before finding an undisclosed method for returning the snake to its natural habitat.

Insert your “motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking conference call” jokes here.

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Barton F. Graf 9000 Presents ‘Dead Mouse Theatre’ for Tomcat

Barton F. Graf 9000 delivers one of the stranger campaigns you’re likely to see this week, with “Dead Mouse Theatre” for Tomcat mousetraps.

In the campaign, Barton F. Graf 9000 dreams up a solution for all the dead mice left in the wake of Tomcat, repurposing the corpses as puppets for theatrical purposes. It’s a pretty dark premise, but it’s certainly attention-grabbing. In the best of the 30-second spots (or my favorite, at least), a washed-up old-timey baseball player named Fitzy Gibbons revisits the scene of his downfall when questioned by a young fan. Other spots feature a leprechaun confronting a gangster who stole his gold and a lifelong friendship destroyed by a Viking raid. Strange stuff, indeed. (more…)

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Billy Eichner Is So Pissed at Burger King

For nearly twenty-four hours, comedian Billy Eichner of “Billy on the Street” fame has been accusing Burger King of ripping him off.

While we didn’t think he was a particularly good fit for the last season of Parks and Recreation, he has won the attention of pretty much everyone in media today. The “controversy” received coverage on TODAY, Time, Gawker, Variety, etc., and Mashable even made its own “did BK rip off BE?” video.

Here’s the ad:

…and a clip of Eichner asking the public for its take on Miley Cyrus after the jump.

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Filmmaker Claims New GEICO Spot Ripped Him Off

Comedian/filmmaker John Freiler took issue with GEICO today.

Specifically, in a tumblr post and a series of related tweets, Freiler claims that the newest spot from The Martin Agency stole its premise from a film he and his co-creators released last year:

“GEICO, a company that is essentially a sentient collection of irritating pop-up ads for your TV, copied our film down to its marrow. This is not awesome or fun or great.”

Here’s the film in question, which scored more than six million views by inverting all the cliches that drive the horror genre:

…and the latest GEICO spot after the jump.

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Blind Item: The Dreaded Drug Test

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If you’re hungry for a bit of dirt, this classic from the Blind Item file contains some facts about a certain mid-sized agency owned by a certain major holding company in a certain city that may or may not be New York. The agency:

  • Compiles “dossiers” on the bad behavior of its own executives
  • Uses random drug tests to get rid of unwanted employees (if they refuse to take the test, the axe falls)
  • Gets rid of “disappeared” victims by cleaning out their offices in the middle of the workday with no warning to co-workers
  • Has far more than your usual share of paranoia, backstabbing and tests of loyalty to top leaders

Oh yes…there’s more.

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Omnicom Wants You to Spend More on Digital

money bagsThis won’t go over well. In a story we missed yesterday, Omnicom media operations CEO Daryl Simm told The Wall Street Journal that everyone needs to spend less money on TV spots and more money on…digital video.

This isn’t exactly a surprise. Simm argues that it’s just a way of re-framing the same old relationships:

“Online video ad spending is growing at a considerably faster pace than overall media budgets have been growing…So TV money is traveling to all of those other alternatives.”

And how large is the shift?

“We are counseling our clients to move between 10% to 25% of TV dollar to online video, depending on the target audience…A significant portion of the dollars are actually going back to TV owners for their online properties.”

But:

“The amount of quality online video is still an issue…What does it mean for a brand to be associated with a particular piece of content? And what does that mean for the consideration of that brand by consumers?”

Despite all this, Simm says that “The desire for more measurement and accountability is getting higher and higher.”

His message to traditional ad folk: expect more of the things you don’t like.

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Tribal Worldwide Creates Robotripping, Puking Robot App

Tribal Worldwide has a new campaign discouraging teen cough syrup abuse on behalf of the Consumer Healthcare Products Association and the Partnership for Drug-Free Kids.

Rather than take a typical scare-tactic approach, Tribal Worldwide instead decided to make a fun game. The game, entitled “DXM Labworks” lets players get a robot all messed up on DXM (the psychoactive ingredient, dextromethorphan, in some cough syrups) and see what the effects are like (spoiler alert: the robot pukes a lot). Billing the app as “your chance to see the effects of abusing DXM without trying it yourself,” the idea is that teens will try out the game and see an unglamorous portrayal of the effects of the drug.

“It’s not a sexy drug –- there’s loss of motor control, slurred speech and, of course, the uncontrollable puking,” Kinney Edwards, executive creative director at Tribal, explained to Mashable. “Social disapproval really matters to teens, and they can see first-hand how embarrassing and not cool this is.”

The campaign is mostly aimed at “on the fence” teens, those who are considering experimenting with the drug and perhaps researching its effects online. By presenting them with a game that simulates the effects of the drug, Tribal hopes the teens will make the judgement that DXM’s negative effects are not something they want to experience. The agency decided that teens easily dismiss PSAs but that they might be more receptive to a fun, mobile game. And what’s not fun about a robot puking?

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BETC and Andy’s Recreate 1984 in 007-Style Peugeot Spot

On a day filled with short film commercials, here’s a spot recycling/paying tribute to an earlier Peugeot ad by French agency BETC.

We weren’t familiar with the 1984 original “Bombardier”; because it’s all French, David Hasselhoff, Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds are conspicuously absent.

The real star here is the post-production team: the release tells us that 90 percent of the film is, in fact, 3D animation.

And here we thought the bold stuntmen really did chase the new 208 GTi in a combat helicopter.

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Here’s How to (Allegedly) Break into Advertising

Jason Scott, who has worked as an integrated creative at Wieden+Kennedy London for the past year, knows how to get into advertising.

How do we know that he knows? Because he’s created a related “single-serving site” page in the style of “Barack Obama is your new bicycle” called “Ways to get into advertising” — and today he’s been tweeting its jokes directly at the agencies mentioned therein.

Pissing about with Code. Made this for people trying to get into advertising – http://t.co/C3EXKPkpHX

— Jason Scott (@Jason_scott) September 30, 2014

Now we’re going to give him a little more attention.

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BBDO NY Teams Up with Tim & Eric, Jeff Goldblum for GE Lighting

BBDO New York has received a fair deal of attention for its recent work for GE, including an Emmy nomination for wistfully surreal “Childlike Imagination.” More recent spots like “Ideas are Scary” and “The Boy Who Beeps” followed in a similar tone, celebrating ideas and innovation in imaginative ways. So the agency’s fake infomercial for GE Lighting, directed by Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim (better known as Tim & Eric) and starring Jeff Goldblum, comes right out of left field.

The over two minute-long mock infomercial (mockfomercial?), entitled “Enhance Your Lighting” sees Goldblum playing “Terry Quatro, Famous Person” as he hocks the GE Link light bulb, which offers “successful guy lighting at normal guy prices.” It’s also so easy to install, you can do it while painting a portrait of yourself. It should come as no surprise that the spot is all over the place with random humor, but Goldlum plays the part perfectly and when it’s on it can be pretty funny. And while it may seem like an odd approach for the brand, especially coming off BBDO’s recent spots, it should garner some attention for the new product as the YouTube views (currently at around 115,000) inevitably pile up. (more…)

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Agency People Told Digiday Why They’re Unhappy

digiday_expandedOne week ago, Digiday posted a story asking “why are agency people so unhappy?

It’s been very popular for good reason. Here’s a relevant quote from Dan LaCivita of Firstborn:

“The people writing racist, sexist and awful comments on websites are the bottom of the barrel, and they’re employed, which means they’re making a whole bunch of other people miserable too.”

We have no idea which websites he might be referencing, but we wanted to learn more — so we decided to wade through the Digiday comments to more effectively gauge the agency world’s response to the piece.

In summary, the reasons readers gave for their own misery were:

  • Overinvolved, increasingly demanding clients
  • A focus on data/ROI over strong creative work
  • Younger employees and their various senses of entitlement

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TechCrunch Unimpressed by West Agency’s Homepage

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Today we learned that TechCrunch blogger Kyle Russell doubles as an advertising critic. More specifically, he criticizes the websites of ad agencies.

There’s a reason he was interested in this one: it’s West, the San Francisco shop founded by former Apple marketing chief Allison Johnson and top Facebook PR Brandee Barker with a bit of capital from Twitter originator Jack Dorsey.

About a year ago, we posted on West in response to tipsters’ claims that all the real ad people hired to staff the agency were leaving. West’s web presence doesn’t help clarify that matter, because it provides absolutely no information about the organization itself.

Still, Russell lingered on the page long enough to call it “a new champion in the endless battle to have the most pretentious startup website.”

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FCB Gets Weird, Retro for Kmart

FCB Chicago has a new spot for Kmart that’s…unusual.

Modeled after an 80?s karaoke music video (as viewed and/or created by someone on hallucinogens), the spot aims to promote the brand’s “pay in store” option for online purchases. Because this is Kmart, it’s done in the strangest fashion possible.

There’s no effective way to prepare the viewer for this experience — let’s just say you can expect synths, retro filters, lyrics explaining the payment process, iPad faces and assorted randomness with a sort of Kate Bush/1984 flavor. Coming on the heels of “Shop Like A Boss” and the ubiquitous “Ship My Pants“, we can’t call it surprising.

That said, it definitely exceeded our expectations.

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William Shatner Channels Freddie Mercury in UK Spot

This “film about a smile”, created by London-based agency Beattie McGuinness Bungay for client Thomson Holidays, reminds us of the best, most obvious way for washed-up celebrities to stay relevant: get weird.

The spot stars a teddy bear and a Ben Folds/William Shatner version of Mike Myers’ favorite Queen song, taken from one of the former Captain’s many Twin Peaks lounge singer-style “comeback” albums:

Lots of great details in this one. We’re particularly fond of the broken glasses and the extended pony moment.

The spot even somehow manages to make Shatner’s version of “Bohemian Rhapsody” tolerable. We’re just glad he didn’t actually try to hit any notes or attempt the impossible a capella section.

Credits below via Adweek – note the “teddy bear wrangler” title.

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