How Not To Launch Your Career As A Spokesman
Posted in: UncategorizedKorey wants you to know that his dancing is perfect for your brand or next agency campaign. In fact, his dancing will “Make Your Ad Campaign an Outrageous Success!!!” At 1:03 minutes, Korey begins showing you his stuff. Around 2:47, he asks you to get up from your desk and crank up the volume. By 7:52, we cut to Korey showing us what he “does for fun on weekends.” That’s right. It’s more erratic dancing. This time at a beach party.
Here’s the thing – you have got to admire the fact that dude does not give two poops what you think. He just knows his shit is fly. He’s out there, balls to the wall, takin’ his mushrooms and rocking out to some Goa trance. And really, who hasn’t done a little acid and flailed their bodies around regardless of the actual rhythm?
Clearly, Korey is trying to be the next Matt of Stride Gum fame. But, you know, Matt already had a YouTube following when Stride picked him up. His dance was also pretty darn charming. Come on. It was. Methinks that Korey is a very far cry from chubby, smiling, bring the world together, Matt.
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Older Consumers Are Tech-Savvy Too
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SAN FRANCISCO (AdAge.com) — Anyone who thinks grandma and grandpa are out of the loop when it comes to consumer electronics is in for a surprise. Fifty-, 60- and 70-somethings use many technologies at rates comparable to those among younger consumers, according to a study by the Consumer Electronics Association and TNS Compete of 3,135 adults in November 2008.
Choose Americas Next Top Ad Bachelor
Posted in: UncategorizedJust what the ad business needs. Another popularity contest. Welcome to the weird world of America’s Next Top Ad Bachelor (ANTAB) – a new competition hosted by an anonymous blogger who is asking for your votes in calling the winner.
“America’s Next Top Ad Bachelor follows a group of young men of various backgrounds, shapes and sizes who work together in a America and vie for the title of ANTAB. The competition exposes the transformation of everyday ad men into potentially fierce Adbach’s, with participants facing weekly tests that determine who can make the cut.”
See? Economic depression spurs creativity. Um, of all kinds. The guys in the running include: TBWA’s Rob Baird; Andrew Michaeloff a sales rep at Partizan; Greg Tharp of CP+B and some other guys. I’m all for good fun. I’m all for looking at cute guys, but I beg whomever created this site – make it a little less confusing? Maybe employ an online poll system for voting? How about some commentary on each guy? If you’re going to do it and send it around to people, then really do it, you know?
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A Year of Edits
Posted in: UncategorizedNouvel exemple de data-visualisation produite par ItoWorld : une impressionnante animation qui montre toutes les modifications et éditions sur le wiki Open Street Map durant de l’année 2008.
Music : ‘Open Electro’ by Vincent Girès
Fiesta Bowl Outscores ABC’s ‘The Bachelor’
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MINNEAPOLIS (AdAge.com) — It was brawn over beauty in Monday's Nielsen ratings race, as Fox's Fiesta Bowl scored a first place 5.5/13 rating and share in the ad-centric adult 18-49 demographic, well above the 3.1/8 average for ABC's season premiere of "The Bachelor" (3.1/7) and program premiere of "True Beauty" (3.1/8). (All data based on Nielsen fast affiliate ratings.)
Get Objectified: Gary Hustwits New Documentary
Posted in: UncategorizedObjectified is a new documentary from Gary Hustwit who was also responsible for the cult-film fave of 2008, Helvetica.
Objectified focuses on industrial design delving deep into “personal expression, identity, consumerism, and sustainability. It’s about our relationship to mass-produced objects and, by extension, the people who design them.” Watch the trailer above and get excited for its early 2009 release.
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Posted in: UncategorizedMelrose Jewlers Claim Rolex Helped Save Owen Wilson
Posted in: UncategorizedIn the most serious case of “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me” marketing we’ve ever seen or heard, Melrose Jewlers wrote a post on their Web site claiming that Rolex watches “played a major role in Owen Wilson’s recovery … wearing a Rolex Submariner and attending Rolex Benefits helped Owen Wilson realize his life was valuable and worth living.”
Remember that time Wilson slit his wrists in an alleged attempt to take his own life? Apparently, whoever wrote the post thinks that when you’re at the end of your rope, fancy material goods will bring you back. What?
Another amazing blurb: “Whatever the hawks of the media choose to write, it is clear that Rolex played a major role in Owen Wilson’s recovery. Back in good form, the actor is nothing less than a comic genius in a time when comedy is a necessity. Wearing a Rolex Submariner and attending Rolex Benefits helped Owen Wilson realize his life was valuable and worth living. Once again, the precision and quality of a Rolex proves to be a lifesaver in more ways than one.”
MelroseJewlers.com is a Web site for the Melrose Jewlers, which claims to be the largest importer of Rolex time pieces in the world. A December 15th post on the site contains the audacious claim, along with a number of photos with Wilson wearing various Rolex pieces.
Here’s a short list of more likely reasons why Wilson wears the time pieces:
A. He’s paid to, by Rolex
B. They were gifts
C. He bought them with his millions of dollars
D. They’re fakes he bought in New York
E. He won them in a bet where if he faked suicide, his friend Matthew McConaughey would give him like, 12 of them.
F. They cover the marks on his arms
G. A magical leprechaun popped out of his ass while he was in the hospital and told him that wearing a Rolex would lead him to the end of the nearest rainbow.
H. He robbed Melrose Jewelers
Any of these options would be more plausible for Wilson’s Rolex preference. There is no way in hot hell that dude slaps one on because it gives him a reason to live. If anything, watches are a reminder of life’s brevity, so we should probably all stop wasting our time and money on useless expensive shit like Rolex time pieces and give up our vapid ways. Where’s my whiskey?
Thanks to the Denver Egotist for sharing this with us. We agree with them that this will be a contender for the dirtiest marketing attempt of the year award. And today is January 7th.
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Greenpeace: Fukujin, Fudo, Samurai
Posted in: Uncategorized“Not all traditions deserve to be preserved. Put an end to whaling in Japan.”
Advertising Agency: Leo Burnett, Hong Kong
Creative Directors: Connie Lo, Chong Kin, Yiu Man To
Art Directors: Kenny Ip, Jacky Tong
Copywriters: Chong Kin, Jove, Cheung
Illustrator: Thomas Ho
Photographer: Lewis Ho
Photo Retoucher: Bon Leung
Cameron plots Tory creative taskforce
Posted in: UncategorizedLONDON – David Cameron is to set up a review of the creative industries, including advertising, to draw up proposals for a post-recession economic revival.
New England Aquarium Invites You to See Turtles … EVERYWHERE.
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Digital Neighborhood Comes to the Aid of Abused Woman
Posted in: UncategorizedChen Man
Posted in: UncategorizedCoup de cœur à propos du travail de Chen Man, cette photographe chinoise de 28 ans. Spécialisée dans la mode, elle utilise de superbes couleurs dans ses clichés, avec une mise en scène et des décors impressionnants.
Une galerie est également disponible sur Maeght.
AdMob Unviels iPhone App Tracking
Posted in: UncategorizedToday, AdMob has launched download tracking for iPhone applications. Advertisers will now be able to track conversion rates for what they’re serving up to users. The company also released some insights about the behavior :
– Free applications have an average conversion rate of 10 percent, significantly higher than the average 1 percent conversion rate for paid applications.
– Games generally have higher conversion rates than other categories of apps, up to a 100 per cent improvement over non-game apps at similar price points.
Just a note on AdMob: the company served 4.5 billion ads in September 2008. With the economic downturn, no one is sure if mobile will be effected by the pullback in brand spending. Mobile advertising is still considered “experimental,” which means those budgets may have been the first things to see the axe. Like everything else, it’s a wait and see game. For more on mobile advertising predications and smartphone sales, check out this article from today’s Mediapost.
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Not to Be Rude, But This Cupcake Tastes Suspiciously Like a Wi-Fi Hotspot
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After setting up its first-ever 4G wireless broadband network in Portland, Clearwire tapped Secret Weapon Marketing to promote its merits: better internet speeds, broader coverage.
New Ad Agency Caters To The Muslim-American Consumer And Their Spending Power
Posted in: UncategorizedThe Muslim Ad Network, an online association that concentrates on the Muslim Market in North America, has partnered with advertising strategy firm, Desedo, to create a new advertising agency. Though we don’t know what the agency will be called (Desedo is not giving up the goods to us) we are very excited about this new shop.
For starters, the Muslim American market has been valued at $170B according to The New York Times. The Economist also has said that “Two-thirds of Muslim households make more than $50,000 a year and a quarter earn over $100,000.” Those are some attractive numbers. Still, it’s basically an untouched marketplace. What American brands have seriously tried to engender their loyalty? And yes, in an age where advertising messages can be segmented, an online communities serve every need, a Muslim-American ad agency sounds like the right move to make. Plus, with our first minority President getting ready to be the new leader of the free world, the conversation about race is only going to get louder. Brands would be wise to listen up.
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