Side effects may include serious ice farting

This Air Action Vigorsol spot may be the funniest thing I’ve seen in months. But how smart is it, really, to boast that your product causes explosive fart blizzards? There are some channels of the human body through which ice is not meant to pass, and that is one of them. I don’t even know what Air Action Vigorsol is. (A mint? A gum?) And yet, I want to try some, if for no other reason than I have this crazy snowman idea that until now seemed like an impossible dream.

—Posted by David Kiefaber

Barreling Brunelle

I like Tim Brunelle’s enthusiasm for the business.

In a piece prepared for Talent Zoo, Brunelle says he’s teaching a class at Minneapolis College of Art & Design. He also reflects on the changes he’s seen in his career and how monumental shifts are still coming at blinding speed.

Compared to 10 years ago, today’s strategizing, budgeting, staffing, production processes and maintenance of marketing and advertising ideas is both wicked awesome and wicked hard to wrap your head around. Get used to it.

Before I retire, I believe we will see ourselves completely tear apart and rebuild Marketing, perhaps even Business. We are abandoning long established trading and promotion cycles, media, tactics, metrics and compensation methodologies. In their place are “always-in-beta” practices, consumer empowerment and the conversation economy. The key to understanding, implementing and harnessing these forces comes from a willingness and ability to comprehend the new ecosystem.

Speaking of the new ecosystem, in class yesterday, Brunelle tried selling “the kids” on Twitter. I wonder how that went. I tried to demonstrate its merits to some friends on Saturday night, but I failed to convince, much less convert anyone. Maybe I need to be more like Brunelle. More enthusiastic.

Microsoft cleans up in Aisle 5 with cart ads

Romulan
Microsoft is helping to place video ads on grocery-store shopping carts. Where the heck is Y2K when you need it? “If you think about the challenge an advertiser has in the purchase funnel, the ultimate end point is the impulse buy,” a Microsoft official says. I shop at Whole Foods, and at their absurdly inflated prices, it really does feel like a funnel is snaking into my wallet from the produce aisle, siphoning off funds. What am I supposed do, shop at Shaw’s? Get serious. Frankly, I’d welcome the on-cart ad intrusion on one condition: William Shatner has to do the spots, preferably in Mandarin Chinese, like he does in a new commercial for Priceline. He used to plug Promise Margarine in the ’70s. I miss those ads. Ever see the Star Trek episode where Kirk goes undercover disguised as a Romulan? Worst episode ever.

—Posted by David Gianatasio

Stills develops butter branding for Calon Wen

LONDON – Brand communications agency Stills has developed a brand identity for a new butter product produced by Calon Wen, the Welsh premium organic farmers’ cooperative.

Ad industry falls in line with junk food ad rules

LONDON – New rules governing the advertising of food and soft drink are being observed almost to the letter, a survey of 759 ads has revealed.

‘Get the Glass’ Wins FWA Site of the Year Award

The Favorite Website Awards judging is complete. The results for the group’s site of the year award are in and damn if my fellow judges didn’t side with me! I voted for the infectiously engaging HBO Voyeur site but,…

Burger King, BK Joe Coffee: Scalpel

Burger King, BK Joe Coffee: Scalpel

Advertising Agency: Bleublancrouge, Montreal, Canada
Creative Director: Gaetan Namouric
Art Director: Sebastien Deland
Copywriter: Jonathan Rosman
Photographer: Alain Desjean
Retoucher: Claude Lafrance
Published: December 2007

Burger King, BK Joe Coffee: Saw

Burger King, BK Joe Coffee: Saw

Advertising Agency: Bleublancrouge, Montreal, Canada
Creative Director: Gaetan Namouric
Art Director: Sebastien Deland
Copywriter: Jonathan Rosman
Photographer: Alain Desjean
Retoucher: Claude Lafrance
Published: December 2007

Burger King, BK Joe Coffee: Blade

Burger King, BK Joe Coffee: Blade

Advertising Agency: Bleublancrouge, Montreal, Canada
Creative Director: Gaetan Namouric
Art Director: Sebastien Deland
Copywriter: Jonathan Rosman
Photographer: Alain Desjean
Retoucher: Claude Lafrance
Published: December 2007

Get Your Bribes Ready, ADC Jury Announced

Are you one of the cool kids? Did you get asked by the Art Directors Club to be on their jury for the organization’s 87th annual awards? No? Don’t feel bad. Neither did we. But we can still have…

Pelephone GPS Navigator: Numbers

Pelephone GPS Navigator: Numbers

Numbers is the forth book of the Old Testament which tells the story of the Hebrew people and their 40 year journey in the desert, after exiling Egypt.

Advertising Agency: Grey, Tel Aviv, Israel
Creative Directors: Yonatan Stirin, Tal Riven
Art Directors: Tal Riven, Moti Rubinstein
Copywriters: Tal Riven, Moti Rubinstein
Photographer: Ariel Van Straten
Published: December 2007

Focus groups prefer longer cinema ads

LONDON – Participants in Pearl & Dean’s latest online focus groups consistently preferred long-form ads to short ads.

Royal Mail develops chocolate direct mail format

LONDON – Royal Mail has unveiled a new mailing package for business customers devised by Proximity London that allows brands to send messages to consumers made entirely from chocolate.

Bausch Lomb Soft Lenses: Clear Picture, 3

Bausch Lomb Soft Lenses: Clear Picture, 3

Soft lenses, clear picture.

Advertising Agency: Third Eye Mumbai India
Creative Director / Copywriter: Sushil Bhojane
Illustrator: Shreyas Godambe

Bausch Lomb Soft Lenses: Clear Picture, 2

Bausch Lomb Soft Lenses: Clear Picture, 2

Soft lenses, clear picture.

Advertising Agency: Third Eye Mumbai India
Creative Director / Copywriter: Sushil Bhojane
Illustrator: Shreyas Godambe

Bausch Lomb Soft Lenses: Clear Picture, 1

Bausch Lomb Soft Lenses: Clear Picture, 1

Soft lenses, clear picture.

Advertising Agency: Third Eye Mumbai India
Creative Director / Copywriter: Sushil Bhojane
Illustrator: Shreyas Godambe

Trinity Mirror acquires TheCareerEngineer.com for up to £2.3m

LONDON – Trinity Mirror, publisher of the Daily Mirror, has acquired The Career Engineer, an online recruitment site specialising in the engineering market, for up to £2.3m.

Trinity Mirror and FT raise cover prices

LONDON – Two newspaper groups are pushing ahead with cover price increases this month, despite a gloomy set of ABCs for most newspapers in December.

Campaign first for JCDecaux’s Profiler

LONDON – JCDecaux is running its first campaign using the Profiler audience planning tool that was unveiled at its autumn conference.

British Airways splits with UK agencies ahead of global DM pitch

LONDON – British Airways (BA) is to ditch its UK direct marketing agencies as part of a global review of its direct marketing and strategic loyalty arrangements.