Hasta La Creative!

I read somewhere that Mother’s Day is more important to mothers than any other holiday. And while we may suspect that’s true, moms are constantly trying to downplay it — which is a dirty trick you should never fall for.

It’s funny about York Peppermint Patties. They’re delightful — but, as with Andes Mints, I never actually ate one unless it came out of a complimentary candy bowl. Who actually buys them for casual snacking purposes?

Last year Google turned your love life into an algorithmically solvable search problem. This year it’s teamed up with Virgin to give us Virgle: the adventure of not one, but many lifetimes.

In what is clearly a joke or some sort of clandestine promotion for the next greatest social network or some other entity, ncludr.com (get it? includer?) has launched

Wow. This is warped. That’s apt, because it’s a spoof spot for Scream TV, which wants us all to (tagline, tagline!) “Get scared more often.”

What? Let a week go by without another Dove Evolution spoof? OK so we’ve let lots of weeks slip without sharing one which is why we’ll share this Foster Farms chicken transformation with you.

Oh God. It’s that damn song again.

If you have strong positive feelings about any of the following:

– Beer
– World of Warcraft
– Georges Bizet’s Carmen

Then you will probably still not love this.