Yes, It’s A Slow News Day

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Other than the fact boobs and butts still sell stuff. But you already knew that didn’t you?
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Durex Brings Us Sounds of the Season

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OK. So they’re not really sounds of the season and they’re not really sounds you can listen to at work.
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Sexual Fantasy Nets New Domain Name

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When you’re sitting in the weekly agency bore-fest otherwise known as the traffic meeting, your mind tends to wander a bit doesn’t it?

Bikini-Clad Shower Babe Sings For Burger King Breakfast

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What is is with women in showers these days?

Have Some ass With Your Coffee This Post-Thanksgiving Monday

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Here’s some ridiculousness for a Monday morning after a long and overstuffed Thanksgiving.

Jeans For Women With Curves…Will Give You An Orgasm?

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So yea. Curves are sexy. And real women with real curves will have spontaneous orgasms if they buy Yoga Jeans.

“Mom, I Pooped in the Tub” And Other Dirty Fetishes

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We were so busy enjoying Golden Kiss Mayo on Friday (OK, not really), we didn’t have a chance to share these radio jingle outtakes with you.

When it Comes to Sexiness, It’s What’s Underneath That Counts

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The debate about just what sexy is has been going on for as long as the first cave woman modeled the latest woolly mammoth fashions.

Auto Ad Banned For Dubbing Big Breasts ‘Nice Headlamps’

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Oh how boobs can get advertisers in trouble.

Robots Educate Clients on Creative Process

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If you don’t mind robots swearing at each other while bitching about the creative process you’ll love this cheeky-ish video pimping xtranormal Text-to-Movie software.

Yawn. American Apparel Pushes Boundaries Again. Oh Wait, Was That A Boob?

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So yea. Britain’s Advertising Standards Authority has received several complaints about a new American Apparel ad in Vice Magazine which features a young girl wearing shorts and a hoodie which, in one shot, almost exposes her nipple.

Doggy Style, The Little Toad and The Rider. Yea, It’s A Condom Campaign

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OK then. What’s Advertising Week without the Pièce de résistance of advertising?

Somehow Nudity Promotes Cider

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Don’t have any good nude pictures of yourself (or your friends) to send to your lover or post on Facebook (to embarrass your friends)?

Pawk the Fawking Caw You Retawd!

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Watch. Just watch. You don’t even have to know anything about Mad Men to love this Funny or Die clip in which a bunch of Massholes run an ad agency pitch.

What Is It About Slow Motion And Breasts?

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We’ve all had that experience while at the pool, at the beach or at some random event when a stunning looking woman appears and enraptures everyone with her voluptuous pulchritude.

Lingerie Thermalized, Whitehouse Facebooked, 911…Again

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Just how hot can lingerie advertising be? Thermal imaging hot!

Ass-Based Ads Tapped…IN THESE TOUGH ECONOMIC TIMES

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Assvertising makes a comeback.

Underwear-Clad Roller Girls. Yea, It’s Another Underwear Ad

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It’s really difficult to write about something as frivolous as an underwear commercial after having viewed a much more substantial, emotionally-charged campaign for safe driving

‘Naked’ Girls and Pudgy Dude Strut For Guitar Hero 5

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So this video, Naked Girls Interrupted, had everyone abuzz yesterday.

Elite Car Rental Will Get You There Faster

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Well. Hmm. Where should we start with this one.