Kelly Brook, whom we’ve seen previously getting naked for PETA, pimping perfume and writhing with sexual desire, has lent her delicious curves to New Look which is launching a new campaign to tout a line of under things.
After watching this promotional video for Lingerie Bowl IX we’ve come to the conclusion that the LFL is beginning to look a whole lot more like a real sport and a lot less like an excuse to watch women parade around a football field in their underwear.
Wouldn’t we all love to frolic with a Victoria’s Secret model on a beach in the tropics.
In what Illegal Advertising properly dubs a guerrilla catwalk, German lingerie label Blush takes on the French with a bit of guerrilla warfare in Paris.
Allow us to introduce you to AgencyPeephole, an Instagram-y holiday activity mashup that lets agencies aggregate their holiday party pictures on Instagram.
You may remember Justine Jaro from her earlier work with footwear retailer Primitive Shoes. If not, you’ve been asleep at the wheel.
Oh if only! If only it were OK to objectify women.
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As a follow on to its Super Sexy CPR, Fortnight Lingerie offers up Super Sexy Abdominal Thrusts.
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Derivative. Obvious. Awesome.
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When you think HM, you don’t usually think of a group of lithe ladies seductively cavorting on the beach Victoria’s Secret-style.
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No game geeks here. Just hot women in crop tees and cut of shorts catfighting their way to a win.
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No stranger to racy ads, Southwest has dubbed a new PETA ad “too sexy” for its in-flight magazine
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Because as soon as you stop thinking about football you start thinking about women again.
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We’ve got Catholic school girls. We’ve got pleated plaid skirts. We’ve got twins.
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Taking the breasts as bowling balls metaphor to, well, the bowling alley, Jonathan Leder, who showed us the orgasmic effects of playing squash, now shares with us just how exciting bowling can be.
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What’s blatant about using images of hot, half-dressed women to catch men’s attention? It’s basic human nature.
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Elle McPherson did it to sell her lingerie. Now Marissa Lingerie is doing it.
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Holy Hot Humanity! Hot college students across the nation will, once again, strip off their clothing and donate it to charity in a ten school competition that promises to, well…
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More GoDaddy. Not much to say. Bimbo. Bikini. Breasts. Objectification. Wandering camera.
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Hello? This is Adrants, right? So where’s our commentary on the Lane Bryant ad featuring a woman whose breasts are apparently too big for Fox and ABC?
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