Hasta La Creative!

Honest.This is just your average, run-of-the-mill potato chip commercial.

In the commercial, we get to hear how Audrina has to give up “like everything” to look as hot as she does in a bikini.

Yea, it’s true.

Bigger is always better, right?

This is for those who’ve recently mentioned Adrants seems to have forgotten about or shunned the fact there’s a lot of sex, sexual innuendo and gratuitous almost-nudity in advertising.

Bikinis. Cheerleaders. Baby oil. And a slip and slide. What’s not to love about that combination?

Fashion whore Jeremy Dante put our eyeballs in touch with the rear-wheel drive on this Armani Exchange ad — which is currently languishing on the cutting-room floor.

Increased heart rate. Gasping breath sounds. Curling toes. Trembling legs. Quivering torso. Tingling skin. Dripping wet lips. Increased urgency. Vocal outbursts.

Oh yes, we’ve written about porn and advertising many, many time before.

So you’re talking a nice drive into the city with your grandparents (or parents, or kids…choose appropriate scenario) to show them where you work and hang out or maybe to go to the park or even to Ground Zero for a visit. As you drive along, you look to your left and…