Bra Comes Off, Condom Goes On. Yea, It’s An Ad For…Whatever

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Up until the payoff, this could be a commercial for anything.

Stroking Glass Cleaner Brings On Hottie’s Burning Desire

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Ladies, when a bartender peers lustfully into your eyes while thrusting a large, stiff brush deep inside a glass, slowing stroking it in and out with commanding determination and urgency while undressing you with his eyes, do you…

Salacious Nudity the Obvious Choice to Market Liquor

This Cabana Cachaca campaign with shots of a naked woman juxtaposed with a liquor bottle has been covered everywhere.

MTV Explains How Babies Are Made

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Remember the first time you asked your parents how you were born and they went into this awkward explanation that made you feel all freaked out?

CEO Uses Daughter’s Ass on Billboard, Rossellini Has Sex With Bugs

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It’s got to be a creepy thing to use one’s daughter’s ass in one’s corporate advertising but there it is: the ass of 36 year old Laurie Adams, daughter of Georgi vodka CEO.

Yet Another Nippleless Ad Messes With Nature

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From favorite new site, Photoshop Disasters, comes this oddity.

Disney Sponsors Boobs and Blowjobs

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Whomever is responsible for buying Disney’s online media is – or soon will – be getting an irate phone call from Mickey. Again.

Gaspari Nutrition’s Box Most Sought After Box on the Planet

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Leave it to Copyranter to find the raciest ads out there and leave it to Adrants to share them with you.

Oh Look! Abercrombie & Fitch Does Nudity. How Novel

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OK, OK, we’ll cover it. Geez. Just because all everyone thinks we write about here are boobs and booty doesn’t mean we’re always going to cover the latest nudie film from Abercrombie & Fitch.

Jenna Jameson Wants Us to Pleather Ourselves

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If there’s any one company that’s milking (yes, they did that too) the whole sex sells thing, it’s PETA. With so many of their campaigns using sex as its primary means of attracting attention, one m

Huge Breasts Are Back. This Time to Sell Lip Gloss

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VH1 Charm School participant Saaphyri (and her hefty breasts) are gratuitously front and center in a new video promoting her line of lip gloss, LipChap.

K-Swiss Makes…Half-Dressed Tennis Hotties That Want Me?

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I know you want me to look at your logo and go visit your website but I just can’t take my eyes of that figure of perfection lying on the tennis court.

Condescending White Guy Gets Ass Kicked by Asian Girls

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Here’s a creepy twist on the American Psycho premise.

You’re in the Chinese laundry. Some hotshot white executive walks in and starts heckling the pitiable Asian owner in front of his family.

American Apparel Launches Video Channel With Booty Shaking

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Fearless follower of all things American Apparel, Copyranter brings us American Apparel’s apparent video debut.

Mia Lingerie So Seamless It Removes Women’s Nipples

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So when did it become a rule that it’s OK (or not R rated at least) to show a woman’s breasts as long as the nipple area is covered?

Billboard Commands Passersby to Fornicate With It

In yet another example of what constitutes acceptable advertising in countries outside the United States, we have this billboard in Denmark with a decidedly blunt message. Promoting the alcoholic energy drink Cult Shaker, the events the company hosts and…

Booty Branding (aka Assvertising) Bountiful on Flickr

In what could possibly be construed as a sort-of NSFW image (hey, she is wearing a bathing suit), we have here some lusciously prime booty beef donning the Apple logo in some sort of twisted brand appreciation. Oh yes,…

Booty Baring Babes Give UPS Brand Love

What is it about UPS that causes hot women to dress in sexy versions of the delivery company’s uniforms and pose alluringly for the camera. The famed “UPS Girl” has been floating around the web for years dressed in…

Model Claims Filmed Orgasm Tarnished Wholesome Image

Now here’s something pretty stupid. AdFreak has the story of a woman that performed a faux orgasm in a video ad for an online jeweler Szul.com. She’s now suing Szul and its production company, Q2 Entertainment, for $5 million…

American Apparel Ass Begs to be Tapped

It’s getting to the point where when viewing the latest American Apparel ad you begin to wonder if they are even real. That or some art director over there has a constant hard on and can’t create anything that…