nu-kitchen’s Wordplay Sets Stage for Its Dishes

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These ads for nu-kitchen were pitched to us as eye candy for ex-English majors.

Please Make This Cow’s Dream of Coming to California Real.

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Last year the California Milk Advisory Board started casting for a new cow to star in future campaigns.

Crest Kids Called Upon to Smooch in 3D

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Mooching off the 3D Super Bowl shenanigans, Crest and Digitas launched Kiss Me in 3D, a site that promises all the steam and slobber of a warm, lusty body.

It’s an iPhone Advergame! Help Name It.

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Fuel Industries is preparing a new iPhone game for client Vans.

US Cellular Wants Your Inside Jokes.

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Hoping you’ll contribute to its waning pool of inspiration, US Cellular (via Riney) put together YourInsideJoke.com, where users can exploit that kind of between-friends humor that doesn’t really scale to the world at large.

Adidas Takes Up ‘Real Women’ Torch

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Failing to observe this approach has already been mined dry by Nike and Dove — among others — Adidas launched “Me, Myself,” a girl power campaign that rings like a modern-day sports riff off celebrated femme manifesto Our Bodies, Ourselves.

Because the Truth Is, All Non-Native English Speakers Sound Like Fez.*

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To promote DoYouWantaSprite.com, factorii is disseminating the following web video.

Like a Well-Bred Debutante, Bud Saves Punchlines for the Big Day

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The press folk representing Anheuser-Busch sent us a passel of teasers for this year’s Super Bowl. Slapstick takes a backseat to dramatic setup; all punchlines have been saved for Sunday.

Never Hide: Out of Hiding.

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Cutwater continues the more-or-less successful “Never Hide” effort for client Ray Ban. Here’s four new online vids to kick off 2009.

adidas originals Mark High Stakes in Hold ‘Em

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In “Poker Game,” Kevin Garnett and Young Jeezy place bets with the reckless abandon of toddlers with Lincoln Logs.

Fiat Faux-Pas, Burger Bed, Hulu’s Super Bowl Foray

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– Hulu will be launching an ad campaign on Super Bowl Sunday. It’s promised to “reveal the secret behind” its, uh, Huluness.

‘Your Cadillac on Sex Steroids!’

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“Sex Car” — another one of those I-wish-I-were-rejected-from-the-Super-Bowl-but-the-truth-is-I-don’t-wanna-spend-money-on-the-broadcast-time spots.

Yo, Bitch! Obama Girl Steps Into iJustine’s ‘Hood

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Obama Girl and Barely Political creator Ben Relles, along with Next New Networks, have launched Barely Digital, a technology comedy site which will feature shows, product reviews, and comedy sketches.

Fetch Happens, One Show Calls, Brands Twitter, Hoodies Remixed

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Wanna “kick it 2.0 style?” Head over to Champion’s Hoodie Remix and let your self expression get jiggy designing your own hoodie.

Move Over Diesel. It’s Time For Movie Boy

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Ooo! Ooo! It’s like Diesels’ The Heides…but not.

Nike Gear Turns TV Actress into Ninja.

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Wanna bamboozle the same daft friends who thought Kobe Bryant really jumped over a speeding Aston Martin?

Pepsi Tries Ingratiating Itself with Team Obama

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In ongoing efforts to align itself to Obama’s message of hope, Pepsi worked with R/GA and Eyeblaster to launch a banner ad encouraging people to record videos for our new POTUS.

‘Just 1’ Square of Toilet Paper, and Lots and Lots of Twitter News

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– Ketchum’s FedEx faux-pas. “True confessions” probably don’t belong on Twitter. Particularly if you’re a Veep trying to seal a deal.

Danica Exposes Herself in the Name of GoDaddy. Again

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As always, domain-buying service GoDaddy took the fullest advantage of its liaison with Danica Patrick — and her beaver — for this year’s Super Bowl spots, whose scripts appear to have been written by pornographers in financial distress.

Facebook’s Whopper of a Sacrifice, Polygamous Secrets, GOOG Slims Down

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– Google shafts 100. Dodgeball will be no more; Google Video will cease taking uploads in a few months’ time.