Once Again, Carl's Jr, Unleashes Massive Bouncing Breasts to Sell Hamburgers

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Well, there’s really isn’t anything we can say that we haven’t said a hundred times before about Carl’s Jr. and, well, every other brand that has employed the heaving, pulchritudinous mass otherwise known as the female breast.

And what, really, is there to say? Sex sells? Big bouncing breasts attract attention? Over-the-top sexual innuendo and the Super Bowl go hand in hand like a pair of juicy melons at a farmer’s market?

No. It’s all been said before. So just watch. And enjoy. Or feel free to bitch about the objectification of women to sell shit. Oh wait. That’s been done a million times over too.

'Shit Girls Say' Returns for One More Episode, and It's a Hair Commercial

Those of you who’ve been pining for another episode of Shit Girls Say are in luck: Graydon Sheppard and Kyle Humphrey’s amusing web series, based on the popular Twitter account, just did a spot for haircare brand Aussie—in the same style as their unbranded videos.

Sheppard directed the ad and is also the star, donning a wig and narrating common hair woes. (We’re told mcgarrybowen was the agency.)

“I can’t it wet!” he complains. “This looks stupid.” “Does this look dumb?”

Aussie recently conducted a #hairprobs survey, which found:

• Women run late an average of one day per week due to hair drama.
• One third of moms (35 percent) say their hair requires more time than their kids in the morning.
• 40 percent of women under 40 cried at least once over their hair in the past six months.
• Nearly a quarter (23 percent) of women under age 40 think that while having sex, a partner ruining their hair would be worse than a partner who can’t perform.
• Seven percent of women admit to avoiding getting intimate altogether to preserve their hairstyle.
• Women spend 20 minutes per day on their hair, translating to a full work week each year.

If you think most of these stats are hard to believe, I’m with you. Who are these people?

Stats aside, the video itself is fun—relatable and entertaining. It ends with Aussie encouraging women to #DitchtheDrama and their complex hair routines (with a shampoo plus conditioner combo product and a dry shampoo) in exchange for “fully living life.”

Which also means not crying over your hair or thinking about it during sex, probably.



Audi Jumps in the Deep End With an Epic Tale of Rebellion at a Swimming Pool

This Audi spot from Venables Bell & Partners presents a pint-sized rebel with a full tummy who’s eager to cannonball into a pool even though a sign clearly says, “Wait one hour to swim after eating.”

Will he or won’t he? What’s your guess, people?

The spot morphs into an engaging slice of excess that delivers on its premise with good-natured absurdity and considerable charm. (Audi is sitting out the Super Bowl this year, for the first time in seven years, but it’s not inconceivable that this ad might have been under consideration for Big Game play at some point.)

Of course, lots of brands, particularly automakers, like to position themselves as great fits for iconoclasts. That’s how this spot rolls, but it doesn’t take itself too seriously.

After all, Audi—the Volkswagen-owned luxury brand—usually isn’t top of mind among folks who like to swim against the tide. (A rebuilt ’68 Mustang is a whole other story.) And disobeying a sign at a public pool isn’t all that rebellious, is it? (There’s some extra irony when the message “The world is full of rules. Be the exception” flashes on screen at the same time small type cautions viewers to “Always obey speed and traffic laws.”)

The kid will probably grow up toiling in a cube just to keep up the payments on his Audi A7. At least he can look back fondly on that time at the pool when he made a big splash.



This Heartbreaking Puppy GIF Is the Perfect Teaser for Budweiser's Super Bowl Ad

Budweiser pretty much won the Super Bowl, advertising-wise, with last year’s “Puppy Love,” a success the brewer hopes to reclaim with this year’s sequel.

“Lost Dog” continues the story of last year’s Clydesdale-obsessed pup, and Anheuser-Busch today released several images and even a few animated GIFs to tease the gameday ad.

“In the spot, the Budweiser Clydesdales will tell an emotional story and help a puppy who has lost his way learn the true meaning of friendship,” Anheuser-Busch says in a news release. 

(We sincerely hope they mean the horses will literally tell the story, with actual neighs and whinnies and flapping horse-lip sounds, but sadly this seems unlikely.)

Our favorite teaser is, of course, the shivering puppy shown above, which perfectly illustrates just how adroitly Budweiser will be playing with America’s emotions on Super Bowl Sunday. I mean, just look at him, the poor guy. Golly I hope it ends well for the trembling little scamp.

Here are a few more GIFs and pics from the spot, which is sure to be a fan favorite:

For more news about the brands and stars preparing buzzworthy spots, be sure to check Adweek’s up-to-the-minute Super Bowl Ad Tracker. 



Nissan Partners With YouTube Creators for First Super Bowl Campaign in Two Decades


Nissan is partnering with YouTube creators for its first Super Bowl campaign in over two decades.

The automaker’s #withdad campaign is celebrating dads with a batch of videos from the likes of Epic Meal Time, Dude Perfect, Jabbawockeez, Convos with my 2-year Old, Roman Atwood and Action Movie Kid.

Continue reading at AdAge.com

Honest Titles for 2015 Oscars Nominees

Le site College Humour en collaboration avec le graphic designer Amir Khan a eu la bonne idée détourner les titres des affiches de films sélectionnés pour la cérémonie des oscars afin de les rendre, avec humour, subtilement honnête. Birdman devient Micheal Keaton : The Movie, ou encore Grand Budapest Hotel devient Two Hour Wes Anderson Parody Trailer.

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Marketers: It's Time to Leave a Safe but Stagnant Job


With a new year, new budget, and maybe even a few new ideas after catching up on reading over the break, many marketers have high hopes this month for making an innovative impact on their brands. But smart marketers do more than bring big ideas — they realize that choosing where they work is the most important key to success.

Take a look at the most successful marketers you know or have read about. Nearly all of them have seen their careers defined by an industry-recognized innovation story. Careers are made by the big brand turnarounds, Cannes-winning campaigns, and killer new product launches.

If you want to make a massive impact in your marketing career, you’re going to have to leave the “safe” but stagnant desk you are sitting at now and look for a company that desperately needs your innovation. Here are five success situations smart marketers should look for in 2015.

Continue reading at AdAge.com

Former Ad Tech Exec Raises $55 Million to Invest in Mobile Startups


A longtime mobile ad exec, Nihal Mehta has gone from driving advertisers’ dollars toward mobile to grooming the next generation of mobile businesses.

Mr. Mehta stepped down as CEO of mobile ad-tech firm LocalResponse (now Qualia) in 2013 to focus full-time on investing in mobile startups through the investment firm he co-founded in 2009, Eniac Ventures. Now the firm has raised around of money to pour back into the mobile tech landscape.

Eniac Ventures has raised $55 million to invest in 35 early-stage mobile startups. Mr. Mehta said the firm is specifically looking at companies that have yet to raise a funding round, are still developing their product and likely haven’t generated any revenue.

Continue reading at AdAge.com

Vulgar Valentine Cards – This Hilarious Valentine's Day Card Uses a Little Obscenity

(TrendHunter.com) This funny Valentine card by Emily McDowell will let your significant other know how much they mean to you.

How do you communicate just how much you love someone without throwing a little…

Nationwide Teases McKinney Super Bowl Ad with Mindy Kaling

This morning Nationwide revealed news that was completely under wraps yesterday afternoon: its first Super Bowl ad in eight years will be a McKinney campaign starring Mindy Kaling.

Here’s a teaser for the ad, which will continue the “Join the Nation” campaign that began with Nationwide’s 2013 Mad Men sponsorship and ads featuring CMO Matt Jauchius.

The ad, which centers on the same personality Kaling has developed through her various comedy projects, will be 45 seconds long; AdAge reports that Doug Liman of the “Bourne” series gets directorial credit.

The teaser debuted on Good Morning America along with the #InvisibleMindy tag, which Kaling will presumably push on her social media channels as game day approaches.

DDB Teases Skittles Super Bowl Spot

Skittles released a teaser of DDB’s Super Bowl spot for the brand today, but the content of the final spot remains a mystery.

The 15-second teaser shows a series of people with bulbous, muscular right arms (and normal left arms), ending with the text, “Super Bowl Sunday. It Will Be Settled.” What exactly “it” is and how it will be settled exactly remain unclear. Notably there is no sign of Marshawn Lynch, despite his association with the brand (and the Seahawks Super Bowl appearance). The brand will, however, be releasing a limited edition blue and green “Seattle Mix” to celebrate the team.

“While the two games settle things on the field, we’ll have people in a small town settling things, and this (commercial) will be about how they do that,” Matt Montei, senior marketing director for confections at Mars’ Wrigley unit, told Adweek.

Havana Club Rum: The Musician

Advertising Agency: M&C Saatchi, London, UK
Producer: Mary Fostiropoulos
Creative Director: Mark Goodwin
Art Director: Grant Parker
Production Company: Sonny
Director: Nick Rutter
Producer: Tina Pawlik
DoP: Jim Jolliffe
Producer: Joe West / Rushes
Colourist: Simona Harrison
Online: Glenn Cone

Havana Club Rum: The Mojito

Advertising Agency: M&C Saatchi, London, UK
Producer: Mary Fostiropoulos
Creative Director: Mark Goodwin
Art Director: Grant Parker
Production Company: Sonny
Director: Nick Rutter
Producer: Tina Pawlik
DoP: Jim Jolliffe
Producer: Joe West / Rushes
Colourist: Simona Harrison
Online: Glenn Cone

Havana Club Rum: The Maestro Ronero

Advertising Agency: M&C Saatchi, London, UK
Producer: Mary Fostiropoulos
Creative Director: Mark Goodwin
Art Director: Grant Parker
Production Company: Sonny
Director: Nick Rutter
Producer: Tina Pawlik
DoP: Jim Jolliffe
Producer: Joe West / Rushes
Colourist: Simona Harrison
Online: Glenn Cone

New Pharm: Germs

You don’t have to get sick to get well. Get your prescription online at New-pharm.co.il

Advertising Agency: McCann, Tel Aviv, Israel
Creative Director: Galia Kedem
Art Director: Geva Gershon
Copywriter: Arnon Rotem
Digital Artist: Hezi Josef

League Against Cruel Sports: What if

Producers: Paul Murphy, Ben Catford
Writer / Director / Editor: Paul Murphy
DoP: Sam Strickland
Actress: Sonya Cullingford
Sound: Chris Turner / Jungle
Colour: Brendan Buckingham / The Mill

Uber: The Agency

Advertising Agency: Uber, Sheffield, UK
Creative Director: Rob Sandom

Bitdefender: Hug a Mac!

Advertising Agency: Digital Star, Bucharest, Romania
Creative Director: Daniela Pielescu
Art Director: Sorin Craciun
Copywriter: Bradut Ulmanu
Published: January 2015

Nikon: Clark Little

Advertising Agency: Jung von Matt/ Spree, Berlin, Germany
Creative Directors: Till Eckel, Marc Isken, Florian Schwalme
Art Directors: Christian Kies, Marlon von Franquemont
Copywriters: Lennart Frank, Reinier Gorrissen
Director: David Holm
Producer: Matthias van de Sand
Published: December 2014

Greenpeace East Asia: Smog journeys

Director: Jia Zhangke