Scarcity Is for Losers

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Ian Rogers, VP Video and Media Applications at Yahoo, spoke at the Creative Artists Agency conference in Aspen recently.

Here’s a small portion of what he said:

There is more opportunity in leveraging the scale of the Web than trying to create scarcity. We’ve all been engaged in many attempts at creating scarcity in digital music and none of them have worked. Meanwhile, others have been leveraging the scale of the Web with great success. We should learn from this pattern and apply our energy appropriately.

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ZenithOptimedia Gets L’Oreal’s $733 Million Media Biz

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Rich investors, check out my virtual reality

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it DaveWorld. It’s a natural extension of my popular social network for people named Dave. What will DaveWorld look like, and what people will do there? Oddly, it resembles the bleak workscapes in Monster.com’s new ad campaign. Visitors are invited to follow my daily routine: Go to work, come home, sit on the couch, eat pizza, surf the Web and watch TV. There’s also a virtual laundry room, but two of the dryers are broken because the virtual management company is too cheap to spend some virtual money for repairs. The soundtrack is all Kraftwerk. I like Kraftwerk. Your choice of avatars: me or Nicolas Sarkozy. You can also do a mashup where we resemble Killer Klown Barbie. As yet, there’s no URL or mobile access. Still, one thing’s for sure: With some venture backing and corporate ad support, DaveWorld could take off.

—Posted by David Gianatasio

Longing To Be Elsewhere

Ernie Schenck, executive vice president and creative director at Hill Holliday, explores the tendency in creative people to occupy their minds with thoughts about how much better things are “over the hill and through the trees.”

We are terrible longers, we ad people. No matter where we are, we long to be somewhere else. Goodby. Wieden. Chiat. If only I weren’t stuck in this sorry ass agency in Davenport, we think; if only I could squeeze my eyes shut and a wormhole would pass over me at that very moment and when I opened them, I would be awash in the glorious radiance of Crispin; if only I could be anywhere but here in Davenport, in Tacoma, in Providence, in Oklahoma City, life would be good, life would be perfect. The creative grass is never so green as it is anywhere but where we happen to be.

Truer words have rarely been written.

For me, I don’t see one of the name brand shops as “the answer” like I once did. For me personally, it’s about working for with people I like on projects I find worthwhile.

[via Communication Arts]

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Fallon Sets Tongues Wagging With Equinox Ads

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Optical illusion augments Wonderbra boobs

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—Posted by Tim Nudd

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Slurpee Juice: Ninja

Slurpee Juice: Ninja

Fruit got juiced for your Slurpee.
25% fruit juice

Advertising Agency: Leo Burnett Melbourne, Australia
Creative Director: Jason Williams
Copywriter: Brendan Greaney
Art Directors: Richard Walker, David Ponce de Leon
Agency Producer: Gary Arnas
Photographers: Garry Moore, Miss Bossy Boots
Client Personnel: Lalena King, Rebecca Mountstephen

Slurpee Juice: Jet

Slurpee Juice: Jet

Fruit got juiced for your Slurpee.
25% fruit juice

Advertising Agency: Leo Burnett Melbourne, Australia
Creative Director: Jason Williams
Copywriter: Brendan Greaney
Art Directors: Richard Walker, David Ponce de Leon
Agency Producer: Gary Arnas
Photographers: Garry Moore, Miss Bossy Boots
Client Personnel: Lalena King, Rebecca Mountstephen

Slurpee Juice: Police

Slurpee Juice: Police

Fruit got juiced for your Slurpee.
25% fruit juice

Advertising Agency: Leo Burnett Melbourne, Australia
Creative Director: Jason Williams
Copywriter: Brendan Greaney
Art Directors: Richard Walker, David Ponce de Leon
Agency Producer: Gary Arnas
Photographers: Garry Moore, Miss Bossy Boots
Client Personnel: Lalena King, Rebecca Mountstephen

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