Vitaminwater "Keep your vits about you" (2015) 1:30 (USA)

Glacéau Vitaminwater wants you to keep your Vits about you, in the office workplace. Because there are all those stereotypes of people in the office who will bring you down, like the person who eats your food, or your boss, or the printer that is always down which isn’t technically a person but your get the idea. No? You mean a minute and a half later you are scratching your head? I agree with you there. A minute would have been more than enough to make whatever point you’re trying to make here.
All I know is this has something to do with Vitaminwater. And while it starts feeling like an homage to Office Space it never really gets around to explaining the benefit of Vitaminwater in those circumstances. Probably because they aren’t allowed to make any claims beyond “adequate refreshment,” so whoopeedoo. Water is adequate refreshment, too.
All I know is some dude is speaking in a quasi-medicated voice, so maybe he’s spiked his Vitaminwater with something else like Valium in which case its the Valium chilling you out, not the sugar water.
By the way, I get into this with Dabitch all the time, but y’all don’t know how to pronounce the word Vitamin. In the UK/Europe they may say Vitamin with Vit sounding like Bit, but here in the good old USA we say Vitamin with Vit as in Bite. So I kept reading it as “keep your vites about you,” which sounds hella strange, kinda like this ad.

Soundsnap.com "Find the perfect sound" (2015) :50 (USA)

Here’s a promo ad for Soundsnap.com, an online sound effects library. Simple idea executed in a funny way. Find the right sound.

NatGEO Wild – Shark Fest / The Rant – (2015) :30 (USA)

NatGEO Wild - Shark Fest / The Rant - (2015) :30 (USA)
Oh look! It’s “The Rant” But with sharks & about Sharkfest, which is not Shark week, because weeks are lame and festivals are great. Like the Canadian Rant and the Australian Rant, this is all about getting psyched up and ramble on in front of a huge screen. It may not be the Shatner version of the Rant funny, but it’s trying. Either way, SHARKS, amirite? Only ad-damaged people like myself would confused this with the Shark award. I need help.

Hyundai "Wow: Santa Fe" (2015) :30 (USA)

The Hyundai is so amazing and has so many features you are going to lose your *Sheet*. Adland’s on a 7 second delay, too.
Wow. This commercial. I wish I could see the brief: The 2015 Hyundai Santa Few as so many features you will totally lose your mind. Like no, for realsies.”

Hyundai "Wow: Sonata" (2015) :30 (USA)

This ad comes loaded with features. Like Everyday Mom™ rattling off a hundreds of features, because regular people say phrases like “Lane departure warning,” and “hands-free smart trunk,” all the time. It also comes fully-equipped with a hapless but friendly car dealer who is also there to be of service, instead of what we know to be true: the guy’s a bastard who will do whatever it takes to get you into that car including sell his grandmother. You know what also comes standard in this commercial? The “I’m so bowled over by the list of features in this otherwise pedestrian car, I’m going to do something over-the-top,” moment. In this case an almost-swear. Oh and last but not least it also comes with a button in the rear. Because even though it’s a 2015 Sonata, this spot is stuck in the 90’s.
This, friends, is why people hate automobile advertising.

Hyundai "Wow: Elantra" (2015) :30 (USA)

I’ve watched this ad several times now before posting and I’m still not sure why Hyundai and its advertising agency has such utter contempt for their target audience. How else would you explain a spot which paints a car buyer as being so incredibly simple-minded that they’d rattle off a list of features and then start screaming with excitement like a contestant on the Price Is Right? I honestly don’t know. But it is quite interesting to get a portrait of just what Hyundai thinks of its customers. I can just see the brief now.

Who are we talking to?
Idiots. We’re talking to idiots. Their IQ is equal to a can of Diet Coke. Their hobbies include watching TV, watching game shows, and watching more TV. Their favorite show of all time is Three and a Half Men: when Charlie Sheen was on it. Actually, they never realized Charlie Sheen left the show. They get excited about any old thing. Honestly, you should watch the focus groups. We’re planning on putting them on youtube next month under the title “Dumbest focus group ever.” This is your audience. Treat them like seals at Sea World, except without the intelligence.

180LA Cannes-recruitment – The most direct recruitment ad ever (USA)

180LA Cannes-recruitment - The most direct recruitment ad ever (USA)
180LA actually entered this clip into 4 different categories in Cannes hoping to speak directly to the judges. They tempt you with the results of taking this position: “A 120% increase in sun. You’ll get hundreds of tweets from friends who want to visit you. Thousands of free impressions of your feet in the sand”

Needlescratch! Wait, what? Impressions in the sand? You’re fibbing now, 180LA, I don’t know a single Creative Director there who ever makes it to the beach they’re too busy working.

Ah, so it’s just like any other case study, embellished. 😉 Nice realistic touch.

Lexus "L/Certified by Lexus" (2015) :30 (USA)

Whoever came up with the phrase “certified pre-owned,” to replace the word “used,” should be given a high five. Otherwise, this is a pretty pedestrian spot for Lexus. I’ll never understand this type of advertising execution where people turn into Pavlovian dogs at the site of a car.

LVCVA "Krewekkavator" (2015) 1:50 (USA)

Las Vegas has the Electric Daisy Carnival, otherwise known as that time of year when tens of thousands of kids or those with arrested development descend upon the city in droves to dance to EDM, take drugs, dance to EDM and take more drugs. To celebrate this wholesome experience, R&R partners turned an MGM Grand elevator into a vertical club going experience, complete with DJ duo Krewella droppin’ the beats.

Gillette BODY – Shave Forth – (2015) 2:19 (USA)

Gillette BODY - Shave Forth - (2015) 2:19 (USA)
Apparently we’re now on some sort of male synchronized swimmers kick here in Adland today, because why not? What is this surreal music video / ad for? Gillette BODY of course, a razor for your chest, not face – hence the west side story swim battle between green faces & box heads. Cut+Run’s Akiko Iwakawa edited this curious and sublime thing which is honestly the best thing I’ve seen from Gillette since the techmatic adjustable razor in Super Bowl 1969. Directed by Hiro Murai, known for his penchant for absurdist visual spectaculars, and set to an EDM track created exclusively for the project by DJs From Mars and Dr Lecktroluv. It’s weird and it’s faboo. More please!

Atomic Candy – Explore – (2015) :60 (USA)

Atomic Candy - Explore - (2015) :60 (USA)
I don’t know what to say about this, except, have you seen any rejected Skittles ad ideas lately?

This ad is currently running in the Dallas market and MTV/comedy central, Atomic Candy is an old fashioned candy store in Dallas.

Esurance – #EqualDreams / Marriage dreams (2015) 3:00 (USA)

Esurance - #EqualDreams / Marriage dreams (2015) 3:00 (USA)
This clip shows us adorable kidlets at weddings, talking about weddings. Because they’ve been asked about their future wedding, while at a wedding, they’re really inspired and have great ideas about what they’ll have at their reception, like donuts larger than apartments and volcanoes with lava pouring everywhere, and all the doggies they’ll invite and their friends doggies too! Aaaaw. Cut to people stating that they didn’t dream about their future weddings when they were kids, because they knew they were different. They’re gay. When I was a kid I never dreamt about my future wedding either, because I was too busy dreaming about being an astronaut – and I’m straighter than an arrow. I guess we’re all wired differently.

Esurance has made this ad, because “as the world awaits the Supreme Court ruling on whether states should be required to issue marriage licenses to same sex couples and recognize same sex marriages performed in another state, Esurance recognizes all marriages.” There you go people, in the eyes of Esurance, everyone can get married! So this online film called #EqualDreams, is to let you all know where Esurance auto insurance stands on this issue. Now where do they stand on giant volcanos at wedding receptions?

CashForGoldLions.com – We give you CA$H!$$!$!$! for #Canneslions

CashForGoldLions.com - We give you CA$H!$$!$!$! for #Canneslions
CashForGoldLions.com Turns Your Gold Lion Into COLD HARD CA$H!$$!$!$!, so brags the title of this video. Aaaah, snarktastic creatives mocking the lions, as sure of a sign of midsummer as linen suits sipping rosé on their expense account in Cannes is. So here’s this video, joking that you can get cash for your gold lions (which, by the way, are not gold at all).
It’s poorly executed and it certainly wont win anything so if they were going for that, congratulations. Two minutes and thirty seconds of bad soundlevels and silly walking shots repeated (I liked that, very realistic) later, you’re either laughing with them or at them, take your pick. Or maybe you’re crying over the seventieth version of the case study you have to edit late at night while someone else flies to cannes. By the way, there’s no website at CashForGoldLions.com because why make the effort…. There’s a lesson here somewhere as to why some aren’t in Cannes right now.

Angel Soft – Happy Father's Day, Mom – (2015) 2:30 (USA)

Sorry, Angel Soft creatives, I will have to declare that I’m watching this with some judgement. You know those people who bounce about wishing “happy mothers day” to single dads (who are often only single dads every fortnight, because the other two weeks there’s a “single mom” handling the kids). I’m the first person to hiss like an angry big cat while shooting out looks as deadly as a neutron bomb while sharpening the line : They have Father’s day into a sword to cut these people down. And here you did the same thing, but opposite.

This video honors single moms who have to be both mom and dad. Women who have to be soft and strong at the same time. These unsung heroes take on both parental roles and balance them with grace every single day. This year let’s also say #HappyFathersDayMom

Like most of the emotional people who are interviewed in this piece, I too lost my father, and will next year have actually outlived him. I’ve witnessed my mother go from a stay at home to a single parent household career woman. I know first hand what both a two parent and a single parent household is like for a child. This is why I suspect the idea here was conceived by creatives who grew up in two parent households. Or at least people who think that mothers are soft while fathers are strong. Good lord, didn’t anyone stop you and point out that’s a little seventies in its gender stereotyping? “And balance them with grace” – ugh, heavy handed writing, calm down. Look, I know what you were trying to do here, you’re running with the “A-HA” of wishing mom a happy fathers day, what an unexpected twist, le snore. And this is well executed with a good selection of people who grew up with a single mother, their mothers all sound great – plus you’ve avoided the “deadbeat dad” trap by having people state their fathers sadly died, well done. These peoples emotional responses and cutesy stories are pushing all the right buttons. There’s even a little humor in “I don’t know if that’s a thing” regarding moms idiotic fighting tips.

But “Happy Fathers day Mom”? Watch me hiss like a big cat and tell you; that’s what Mothers day is for.

But then, perhaps the target market are all “graceful” widows in middle America, what do I know.

Living Spaces – Your Style Covered – (2015) :30 (USA)

Living Spaces - Your Style Covered - (2015) :30 (USA)
Living Spaces has long run with the “Your Life. Your Style. Your Living Space” campaign, which positioned the brand as a place to extend your personal style into your home. Theis new work takes it just one step further, depicting certain furniture styles as inspired fashion ideas. This feels a little “Target”, but is a cinematically a good visual update of the campaign where previous ads where sleek and perfectly strategic, but was feeling a little 90s in its split screen execution.

“The idea behind the campaign is discovering the silver lining at Living Spaces, which is all about not having to spend a lot to get such great stuff,” said Pitch Executive Creative Director, Helena Skonieczny. “Also, consumers have become much more design savvy so we need to keep things fresh and always evolve.”

Bioware – Mass Effect Andromeda E3 trailer – (2015) 2:00 (USA)

This was created as an opener for EA’s presentation at E3 – which is a bit like Cannes but for games a.k.a Really Big Deal™. It’s both a teaser and a hype-starter, giving small glimpse of what is to come in the new Mass Effect Andromeda but without revealing too much just yet. Juxtaposing good ol’ Johnny Cash “Ghost Riders in the Sky” with images of different landscapes – one being your stereotypical Arizona style desert complete with tall desert rocks – it can for the briefest of moments lull you into thinking this is about some western game. But then another landscape shows flying amoebas, and yet another looks like a volcano with lava pimples, so our hero Commander Shepard loads their gun and struts off into the desert like a lonesome cowboy. So far, the jarring mismatch between music and visuals has been a treat, intended to sucker people at E3 in and wonder what this is all about – but now we switch over to the usual game shows off its stuff, its enemies, its new moves and weapons in a crescendo edit set to game sounds and extra loud explosions. Both creatively familiar and badass at the same time. Pleasing the core, and piquing the interest of scrubs.

Google My Business – Proud Community / City Gym in Kansas City (2015)

Google has some very helpful tools for small businesses and local haunts to take advantage of when they want to be seen in their community. In showing how this works in practice, Google tells the story of a young man – a young trans man – and the local gym where people can be themselves. Just in time for pride month. (Everyone gets a month in America except mom & dad they just get a day each – hehe )

Now, you can hardly escape the transgender topic in news & popular culture these days, it’s not 2008 anymore, clearly. So it’s really no surprise that Google chose to open the story here with clips from Jacob’s transition. For 1 minute and 22 seconds, you might even think this is an ad about gender transitioning. Then we switch over to Hailee Bland Walsh who owns the City Gym, and she talks about her business;

“City Gym was born of the belief that a gym should be more than place to workout, it should be a place to belong. It was never an intention to create a space specifically for any group, but what a testament it is to create a space where any group feels comfortable.”

Now, with a topic so currently hot, emotional and often controversial, the real shocker here is that they managed to create a commercial so pedestrian. It’s as bland as the Scottish village of Dull is quaint. It’s boring. And despite all the google products features flashing by, all familiar for any of us who use our smart phones, it doesn’t really do all that much for Google – but collect high-fives & goodwill for being allies, I suppose.

Evolve – American Man / “Clear It. Check it. Lock it.” (2015) :60 (USA)

Evolve - American Man / “Clear It. Check it. Lock it.” (2015) :60 (USA)
Evolve are back, with their tongue in cheek promotion of gun safety. Just like in Playthings (& print) and The Bill of Rights for Dumbasses, this commercial from Evolve wants to disarm you with humor – if you pardon the pun.

Now Hollywood star Josh Lucas acts as the spokesperson, walking through small town Americana being superbly patriotic and apple-pie with every skip, all the while asking you, dear gun owner to “Clear It. Check it. Lock it.”. Lucas thanks you for “being an American who does not leave your firearm in the couch cushions, or on a ledge above the playpen”.

The ad is clearly targeting responsible gun owners, and hoping they’ll find the humor appealing enough to share the clip with… irresponsible gun owners?
“We need to make safety aspirational and free of finger-wagging. We need to get to a place where we’re talking about gun safety before someone gets hurt, rather than after,” says Rebecca Bond, Co-Founder of Evolve. “If we’re going to get America talking, we have to talk about it a way that people can hear and that’s what this campaign is all about. We’ve created an ad that could run during the Super Bowl. It talks to America in a way that is apolitical, non-judgmental and entertaining.”

Rebecca Bond, the co-founder of Evolve, used to work in PR. Her soundbyte skills are super-bowlian. The PR outreach is sidestepping any political divide – or at least attempting to – by reaching out to all media and of course gun magazines and avoiding the second amendment discussion by simply stating they’re “pro-alive kid.”. The website for Evolve has been revamped as well, and Evolve wants Americans to help make history in the next 30 days by signing a petition at www.evolveusa.com advocating for the official designation of “National Gun Safety Day”.

Will this tactic work? While it is quite entertainingly funny, it still feels a little like we’re preaching to the converted. Even with Josh Lucas wrapping himself up in the American flag after saving it from burning on a BBQ. We can only hope the message sticks with those people who leave guns lying around the playpen.

Red Robin "One upper" (2015) :30 (USA)

Red Robin has partnered with Paramount Pictures to promote the upcoming film Terminator Genisys. In this spot, four friends try to one up each other to prove who is the biggest Terminator fan.

PlayStation Vue "If…" (2015) 1:00 (USA)

If we had all kinds of cool stuff like time reversing technology and force fields to protect us from phone zombies, we’d use them, wouldn’t we? That’s the premise of this spot for the PlayStation Vue– the future of live television– that you probably already have if you own a PS3 or PS4. TV’s nice and all, but I’d rather have the bubble that protects me from phone zombies.