Most Profitable Companies In The Fortune 500

Well run oil, financial services, technology, retail, health care, communications and consumer packaged goods companies are making money.

Here’s Fortune’s list of most profitable companies:

  • Exxon/Mobil
  • GE
  • Chevron
  • J.P. Morgan Chase
  • Bank of America
  • Microsoft
  • Berkshire Hathaway
  • Wal-Mart
  • AT&T
  • ConocoPhillips
  • Goldman Sachs
  • Johnson & Johnson
  • IBM
  • Procter & Gamble
  • Altria Group
  • Pfizer
  • Wells Fargo
  • Cisco Sytems
  • Hewlett-Packard
  • Intel

If you work on any of these businesses (or another just like them), I hope you too are making a profit.

There’s One For You, Nineteen For Me

It’s taxes due day in America and the perfect time to look at consumer spending and the retail segment of our economy.

From today’s New York Times:

The consumer spending slump and tightening credit markets are unleashing a widening wave of bankruptcies in American retailing, prompting thousands of store closings that are expected to remake suburban malls and downtown shopping districts across the country.

Since last fall, eight mostly midsize chains — as diverse as the furniture store Levitz and the electronics seller Sharper Image — have filed for bankruptcy protection as they staggered under mounting debt and declining sales.

Even retailers that can avoid bankruptcy are shutting down stores to preserve cash through what could be a long economic downturn. Over the next year, Foot Locker said it would close 140 stores, Ann Taylor will start to shutter 117, and the jeweler Zales will close 100.

Speaking to the consumer spending question in today’s Washington Post, marketing consultant and friend of AdPulp, Marc Babej, said, “The common denominator in what people will look for is how to get the most bang for their buck. That means trying to get better value and more pleasure out of each dollar you spend.”

Better value and more pleasure. I like that. That ought to be S.O.P., no matter what the economy is doing.

Let’s Run This Place on Fry Grease

Gas prices are out of hand and there’s no ceiling in sight. We’ll be looking at $4.00/gallon and up before GWB and his oil men buddies depart Washington next January.

The Washington Post has more…

“On April Fool’s Day, the biggest joke of all is being played on American families by Big Oil,” said Rep. Edward Markey, D-Mass., as his committee began hearing from the oil company executives.

“These companies are defending billions of federal subsidies … while reaping over a hundred billion dollars in profits in just the last year alone,” complained Markey, chairman of the Select Committee on Energy Independence and Global Warming.

Regulation? Taxes? NO WAY!

“Our earnings, though high in absolute terms, need to be viewed in the context of the scale and cyclical, long-term nature of our industry as well as the huge investment requirements,” said J.S. Simon, Exxon Mobil’s senior vice president. Last year the oil and gas industry earned 8.3 cents per dollar of sales, only a little higher than the Dow Jones Industrial Average for major industries, he argued in prepared testimony.

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21/7

Today’s New York Times looks at what the MicroHoo! deal could mean for “the minnows,” a.k.a. valley startups hoping to be acquired.

No one (named in the article) really knows what it means, and people seem to be more concerned about the looming recession. However, the optimists have reason to believe “the recession” won’t hurt them.

True believers are likely to ward off recessionary fear with two numbers: 21 and 7. Twenty-one percent of the average American’s media-consumption time is spent online, analysts say, yet only 7 percent of all advertising is online. The hope is that advertising will inevitably shift online and close this gap, whatever the economic outlook.

Microsoft to Buy Yahoo. Google to Scratch Chin.

Microhoo!

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According to Market Watch, Microsoft Corp. offered to buy search-engine operator Yahoo Inc. for $31 a share, or $44.6 billion, in an effort to better compete with online-advertising juggernaut Google Inc.

Microsoft executives acknowledged that Google is the 800-pound gorilla of the search market and said a partnership with Yahoo would create a stronger rival.

“We’re very, very confident that this is the right path for Microsoft and Yahoo,” Microsoft Chief Executive Steve Ballmer said in a conference call Friday morning.

In an appeal to Yahoo employees, who are nervous about pending layoffs, Microsoft said it would offer significant retention packages to Yahoo engineers, key leaders and employees across all disciplines.

Recession Proof Your Business with Sex, Guns & Booze

The Spending Pendulum

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The dark clouds of recession are upon us. People want answers to their quesions. “What’s the Fed going to do about this? Can I sell my house in this market? Will my business fail?”

Business too seeks answers. The Wall Street Journal looks closely at the key retail sector after weak holiday spending.

Chains are slamming the brakes on store openings, cutting back on inventory and girding for leaner times as consumer spending chills. The speed with which sales slowed during the holidays caught even cautious retailers off-guard, prompting a flurry of profit warnings.

And while data on December consumer spending won’t be released until the end of the month, plummeting sales suggest consumers are snapping shut their pocketbooks.

“Financial stress from high energy costs, the fallout from the housing slump and sluggish employment and income growth” will weigh on shoppers, projects Rosalind Wells, chief economist of the National Retail Federation.

So, it’s gloom and doom for the average American shopper and those companies who serve this vast market. A fact which makes this New York Times “Sunday Styles” piece on conspicuous consumption all the more far out.

EXHIBITION and theater are far more important at Harry Cipriani than the taste of the food. Diners go to see who’s there. And they go to prove they can afford to be there. As Frank Bruni wrote in The Times in November, in a review that gave the restaurant a rating of poor, “prices are the point of Harry Cipriani, which exists to affirm its patrons’ ability to throw away money.”

Time for Year-End Lists

‘Tis the season for year-end lists of every variety. Time Magazine has 50 such lists, one of which–Top 10 websites–I’d like to take a closer look at.

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1. Lemonade.com
2. AskSunday.com
3. Wink.com
4. TechPresident.com
5. GoodReads.com
6. MenuPages.com
7. DontForgetYourToothbrush.com
8. VolunteerMatch.com
9. Fatsecret.com
10. Indeed.com

It’s pretty easy to see the common thread here–services made possible, or made better, by the interwebs.

As someone who builds websites for brands, I find this list instructive. Mostly, brands want to use the web as a place to run ads, deeper, more immersive ads, but ads just the same. Yet, that’s not what people want from the web. They want useful information, entertainment, connections with other like-minded peope and services that make their day-to-day lives easier and more efficient.