Sharper Image To Fade Away

I don’t remember if I ever bought anything at a Sharper Image, but I won’t have much time left to do it. ‘Cause they’re going out of business:

Store closing sales have just begun at all 86 Sharper Image® stores as part of a major transformation of the Sharper Image brand. Over $50 million of inventory is being sold.

Discounts of 20% to 40% are now being offered on all merchandise in all stores. Consumers will be able to take advantage of deep discounts and important savings on electronics and toys as well as products for the home, personal care, the office and travel.

Will you miss Sharper Image? Will anyone? Are there retail brands that are gone now that you miss?

It’s Time To Climb

My head is spinning. Yvon Chouinard’s memoir/manifesto, Let My People Go Surfing: The Education of a Reluctant Businessman, is the reason. I don’t know that I can successfully convey how important this book is. Yet, it’s imperative that I try.

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First, let me say this book is the best “ad” I’ve ever seen. I’ve been a hard core fan of Patagonia for 25 years, but this book/ad has deepened my respect for the company. The example being set in Ventura is encouraging to say the least. Knowing that business is being done differently–that is, with an ethical compass firmly in hand–is proof that there’s reason to be hopeful.

There are hundreds of pull-quotes to share, but check this one out:

When I die and go to hell, the devil is going to make me the marketing director for a cola company. I’ll be in charge of trying to sell a product that no one needs, is identical to its competition, and can’t be sold on it merits. I’d be competing head-on in the cola wars, on price, distribution, advertising, and promotion, which would indeed be hell for me. I’d much rather design and sell products so good and unique that they have no competition.

In other words, a product that needs very little, or better yet, no advertising.

Wrong Word

Do you crave intimacy with the brands in your life?

Please tell me the answer is “no.”

Writing in BusinessWeek, Sohrab Vossoughi, founder and President of ZIBA Design claims intimacy is desired.

Umpqua had to understand its own culture. What did Umpqua believe in? What was it good at? What did it stand for? What could it stand for?

After researching these questions thoroughly, Umpqua found its customers were craving intimacy. They were tired of the impersonal service they received from regular banks and suspicious of financial institutions in general. While other banks were competing with a convenience strategy centered around the Internet and ATMs, Umpqua identified an opportunity to provide customers with a “slow banking” experience that was both inspirational and encouraging.

Good customer service, yes. I’m all for it. But intimacy? Please.

MySpace. The next “Fucking Merlot.”

It’s sad when the shunning starts. Funny interpretation of Internet brands as your friends and neighbors.

Spotted at the one and only Dear Jane Sample.

Disney brand standards apply. Even to Jack Sparrow.

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A guy learns the hard way that there are rules about playing Disney characters.

Via LA Mag and Joe.

Rivers Run Through It

Chicago Sun Times advertising writer, Lewis Lazare, likes him some Michigan.

“Pure Michigan” is a pure delight. We’re talking, of course, about the exquisite ongoing ad campaign developed by McCann Erickson/Detroit to promote tourism in Michigan.

What makes this “Pure Michigan” effort stand apart — way apart — is the stunning voice-over copy. Listening to the rhythmic waves of writing made us aware just how tin-eared so many so-called professional advertising creatives are nowadays. Most are so busy trying to be cute and, uh, funny that they have forgotten how powerful simple prose can be in the hands of someone who knows how to write with feeling and precision.

So-called? Either you work in the profession, or you don’t. Someone who cares deeply about words, might want to pay closer attention to his own.

Speaking of things to do in Michigan, here’s something that doesn’t appear in the campaign.

Did Anybody Notice Starbucks Covered Up its Nips?

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Honoring the demands of faint-of-heart schoolteachers, Starbucks draped hair over the nipples of its original mermaid logo, which is currently in circulation to promote its Pike Place Roast.

King of Beers Has To Contend With Former King, Among Other Challenges

The Wall Street Journal airs some laundry in their front page piece on the Busch clan of St. Louis. Ostensibly, the article is about Belgian giant InBev’s possible bid for Anheuser, but it delves deep into family history and the tensions therein.

An offer by InBev would put the 43-year-old August A. Busch IV in a tough spot. If Anheuser is sold to InBev, he could be remembered as the member of the founding Busch family who let the St. Louis icon slip into foreign hands. The Busch family controls less than 4% of the stock, so even if a majority opposed the deal, it can’t block it.

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But the talk of a takeover carries even-more personal considerations for Mr. Busch: his tenuous relationship with his 70-year-old father, August A. Busch III, now an Anheuser director.

The younger Mr. Busch says he wants to show his father what he can do to revive the struggling brewer. August Busch IV said he’s still seeking his father’s admiration. “His love and respect will be when I’m ultimately successful,” he says.

Born into the family dynasty in 1964, Mr. Busch is the fifth member of his family to run Anheuser. Despite his lineage, August A. Busch IV faced a somewhat rocky path to the helm of the King of Beers.

His parents divorced when he was 5 years old and he lived with his mother. He still saw his father often, but mostly at the brewery.

“I never, ever had a father-son relationship,” the younger August Busch says. It’s “purely business.”

There’s more, but I’ll leave it at that.

Fast Company likes American Copywriter’s hometown.

Kansas City has been named by Fast Company as one of the Best Cities for Innovation. We like the honor for our hometown despite the fact that the peeps at FC really tortured the ‘ol cow town analogy.

In terms of the creative culture, KC’s sports architecture firms are formidable. The Crossroads Art District, home of SHS, has been called a "Midwest Soho" by The New York Times. And, of course, we are home to one of the world’s largest creative companies.

In terms of advertising, one can argue that Kansas City has the largest and most successful collection of independent agencies in the country (plus a WPP player). I found a non-sourced article that said Kansas City agencies generate about $214 million in revenues (cash not billings). You can compare that to $149 million for Atlanta or $63 million for St. Louis. And while it’s not happening on the mass level our creative community would like, work from Kansas City is now consistently making the books and the shortlist at Cannes. And the cost of living is still pretty cheap. So, cheers to ‘ol KC.

 

Doritos Wants to Be Synonymous with UGC

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Doritos.co.uk has made — surprise, surprise! — a YouTube channel for people who want to make their own Doritos ads. My favourite was put together by the Doritos staff as a source of inspiration. It’s called “Hair” and it reminds me of a My Little Pony doll I used to have.

Timex Wants Us To “Return to the Outdoors”

Return to the Outdoors is a campaign from Timex, in support of the watchmaker’s Expedition brand. I don’t know if Patagonia CEO, Yvon Chouinard, wears a Timex or not, but it would hard to find a better spokesman for the outdoors lifestyle.

‘Rush Hour’ Director Launches Brand Consultancy, Uses Idol Finalists as Guinea Pigs

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Brett Ratner, the director who gave us X-Men: The Last Stand and the Rush Hour trilogy, has launched Brett Ratner Brands.

Nike Goes Home

Ad Age credits George Parker’s Adscam with the scoop.

One of my many talented spies around the world informs me that the “frat boys” at CP+B just lost their piece of Nike. Seems that the folks at Beaverton were none too happy with the CP+B Boulder outpost. Maybe the dudes spent too much time boarding and biking and not enough time doing Weiden quality work.

Or this: Nike’s account somewhere other than W+K just doesn’t compute. The two companies share DNA.

[via Spike Jones]

Another Contextual Advertising Blunder (This Time In Print)

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[via Copyranter on Animal]

Nike runs home.

According to our friends at Ad Age, Nike is back home with Wieden. Whilst we’re fans of all involved, something about this says that all is right with the world.

Exploring the Swedish Subconscious

[DDB Stockholm campaign for McDonald’s via Tim Nudd]

American Apparel’s Dov Charney Awarded Dildo of the Yera

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Last week, American Apparel CEO Dov Charney was awarded Retailer of the Year.

American Apparel’s Dov Charney Awarded Dildo of the Year

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Last week, American Apparel CEO Dov Charney was awarded Retailer of the Year.

Terry Richardson Discusses His Work For Belvedere Vodka

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If you’re the sort of person who enjoys listening to creative people prattle on endlessly about their work and how what they magically make “flowers open up,” then you’ll love this new section of the Belvedere website.

A Branded Day

How was your day? Dear Jane Sample decided to summarize her day in logos:

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Looks like a fairly eventful day to me.