Virgin 1 gains prominence on Sky

LONDON – Virgin Media TV’s recently-launched channel Virgin 1 has received a boost after securing one of the most prominent slots on the Sky EPG.

MEN Media seals digital ad deal

LONDON – Guardian Media Group-owned MEN Media plans to ramp up online ad sales by, signing up ad network Adlink to handle its digital portfolio.

Bulging Nubile Breasts Command Attention to Statutory Rape

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This campaign baffles.

Sometimes, four eyes are better than two

Glasses Belgium seems to be ahead of the game when it comes to optician advertising. Here’s a clever print ad for a Belgian optician, by LG&F in Brussels. (See three more executions after the jump, via Spare Room.) And here’s another interesting ad in the category, by Belgium’s BBDO Proximity, featuring a sales letter designed in the form of an eye-test chart. (Via Coolz0r.)

—Posted by Tim Nudd

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Drug Dealers Languish as Teens Go Rx

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It’s a Super Bowl buzzkill, courtesy of Partnership for a Drug Free America. In this spot, a languishing drug dealer tells you he’s going broke because your kids are getting high out of the medicine cabinet.

O2 set to premiere mobile-only drama series

LONDON – ‘Cell’, O2’s first made-for-mobile drama using TV production standards, will be premiered to the mobile network’s customers on February 1.

Hey, Deja Vu. We’ve Seen this Spot Before.

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Hi, I’m American Airlines. I’ve got some wad to blow on a :30 Super Bowl 2008 spot, but oh, I can’t be bothered to put together anything new.

Nike’s new cleats are tough on your feet

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Is it a good thing when the TV commercial for your soccer shoe looks like a Discovery Channel special on self-surgery? The idea behind this Nike ad is that the boot is so lightweight, it’s like it’s not even there. Thus, the guy is seen lacing up his feet rather than his shoes. Also, as he click-clacks down the tunnel toward the field, it becomes evident that he’s also developed great cleat-like callusus on the soles of his feet. Which will also need medical attention at some point. Via Advertolog, which credits London’s Nice Shirt Films as the agency.

—Posted by Tim Nudd

Google’s Stock Slides. Executive Team Says, No Worries.

In this day of quarterly numbers and short-term decisions, it’s refreshing to see a company move counter to this trend. According to The Wall Street Journal, Google is such a company.

Messrs. Brin, Page and Schmidt made it starkly clear in Google’s so-called “Owner’s Manual,” filed as part of the company’s IPO prospectus in April 2004, that they would not shy away from making big long-term bets at the expense of short-term gains.

“If opportunities arise that might cause us to sacrifice short-term results but are in the best long-term interest of our shareholders, we will take those opportunities,” the document says. “We will have the fortitude to do this. We would request that our shareholders take the long-term view.”

Google shares have sunk 22% in the past month as the search and ad giant looks to move into the mobile business by purchasing at auction rights to the 700 MHz spectrum. The price of entry is expected to be in the billions.

Hannah Montana sets up shop at Wal-Mart

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Dear Wal-Mart:
  I like your stores, where I can always find low prices on Cheetos, firearms and Tom Clancy DVDs. But I’m confused about something. You’re putting “Hannah Montana Shops” in 750 Wal-Marts, offering apparel, handbags, footwear, cosmetics and music. Your vp of marketing, Janet Bareis, told Brandweek: “The new line will appeal to tweens.” My questions: Who is Hannah Montana? And what the hell is a “tween”? When I called your customer service department, they said I should “Google,” then hung up. I’m not sure what “Google” is, but I always liked your “Always” ads and wish you’d bring them back.
  P.S. Keep me in mind if you should need a new vp of marketing. I’ve been reading Brandweek, so I’m qualified.
  P.P.S. Why’d you kill Smiley Face? He never hurt anyone!

—Posted by David Gianatasio

D-Day looms for GCap Media bid

LONDON – Global Radio must decide by 5 March whether to submit a fresh offer for GCap Media, after a City watchdog issued a “put up or shut up” deadline.

Canon selects Neolane for targeted campaigns

LONDON – Canon has chosen Neolane software to help it to develop more targeted and personalised direct marketing campaigns.

EHS Brann creates DM push for Volvo

LONDON – EHS Brann Cirencester, part of the Euro RSCG 4D network, is launching two direct marketing campaigns for Volvo’s V70 and V50 R-Design models.

Talking Numbers launches campaign management system

LONDON – Talking Numbers has launched a campaign management system called Magellan, which integrates offline and online data into a single customer view.

Airline’s schoolgirl ad doesn’t fly in U.K.

Ryanair We’re not sure who in this British ad scuffle is more ridiculous: the people who made Ryanair’s “schoolgirl” ad, or the people who banned it. The U.K.’s Advertising Standards Authority (which banned it) disapproved of the model’s plaid skirt/ white blouse combo and classroom backdrop, which “strongly suggested she was a schoolgirl.” Analysis like that is why they’re the experts. The airline, meanwhile, doesn’t come off much better. They counterargued that the model’s attire was “fashionable among young women,” not just students. Plus, they “disagreed that the ad had sexual connotations, stating that it was ‘obvious’ the image was of a woman.” Uh fellas, I think that’s what the ASA was objecting to.

—Posted by David Kiefaber

Blackberry: Reliance mobile direct mailer

Blackberry: Reliance mobile direct mailer

Advertising Agency: Tribal DDB, India
Creative Director: Anand Karir
Art Director: S. Usmanpurkar

Agencies line up for COI pensions task

LONDON – COI has kicked off a search for an agency to handle a direct marketing brief to promote the Pensions Regulator.

Scope reviews direct marketing

LONDON – Scope, the charity that champions equality for the disabled, has called a pitch for its award-winning direct marketing account.

Latest Alesha Dixon video to promote Ford Focus

LONDON – Ford is funding a music video featuring Alesha Dixon, the former Mis-Teeq singer and winner of Strictly Come Dancing, that promotes its new Ford Focus model and Dixon’s latest track.

MySpace flexes more muscle in social-media world

MySpace announced its plans to introduce tools for developing games, media-sharing features, and other programs in an attempt to remain the most popular social-media outlet on the web.