Hasta La Creative!

I've sent all 85 of my reality-show application videos VH1's way, because the net's dating competitions boast a unique perk: namely, the possibility of rubbing shoulders with and/or contracting genital warts from a K-minus-list celebrity. Indeed, VH1's "Celebreality" shows are simultaneously the most reprehensible and wildly entertaining programming on cable TV. They're also massively addictive: Touch down in the middle of an "I Love New York 2" marathon and next thing you know, four hours have flown by, all the while "Their Eyes Were Watching God" sits unread in your bookshelf.