Hasta La Creative!

I want to make it perfectly clear that I have never used performance enhancers of any kind to “bulk up” my posts on AdFreak. Another staffer here at the blog misheard my comments about “using HGH.” As I recall, I merely asked for no MSG in my eggrolls and proceeded to smash all the furniture in the break room with a baseball bat when my order came back full of the stuff. That was in no way tied to steroid use—I just have social problems. And I’ll SMASH anyone who says otherwise. Sorry for the all caps. I hope I’ve set the record straight, and I further apologize for punching the chairman of the committee in the nose. He was looking at me funny. And is it really hot in here or what? ­I’m sweating like a pig!

—Posted by David Gianatasio