Hasta La Creative!

WebVet.com just went live, with pictures of Fido, Fluffy and other assorted species so devilishly cute I can only assume they were Photoshopped by Satan. The site says candy, caffeine, avocados, beer and nuts (though perhaps not beer nuts) can be harmful to your pet’s health. Look, if you’re feeding Tiddles mochachinos, truffles and guacamole salad, you deserve everything you’ve got coming. And there’s gonna be plenty of it! One headline on the site: “44-Pound Homeless Cat Found in N.J.” Yeah, it probably ate its owners. Pets are a lot of work, they’re expensive, and just when you get used to them, they die and leave you nothing in their wills. If you must own one, and its eyes turn red and it starts baying at the moon—especially if it’s an iguana—don’t go online! Call a real vet! God, those pictures are so damn cute.

—Posted by David Gianatasio