Hasta La Creative!

Hi! Welcome to my vlog! Everybody’s video blogging, so I figured I’d give it a try. You might ask: Exactly who is video blogging? Well, there’s Rep. Keith Kelly. And there’s Vladimir Putin—he vlogs all the time. Anyway, I’m wearing the red tie and white shirt I got for Christmas. Mom says they make me look “sharp.” And I took off my glasses. There’s a Led Zep poster behind me on the wall. Guess I should move out of my parents’ house some day. This Coke isn’t a product placement. I’m just thirsty. It’s a can, not a bottle, in case you were wondering. My mom just walked in. She’s about 5-foot-2, mid-60s. … Hey ma, do you mind, I’m VLOGGING! (I typed that in all caps, like I was shouting, to really paint a picture of what’s going on.) OK, she left. Um … sorry there’s no video. I haven’t figured out how to work the digital camera. But the lack of multimedia content makes my vlog especially distinctive. Plus, I’ve got the worst case of pink-eye. Who wants to see that? Oh right, Putin doesn’t vlog. But sometimes he has people flogged.

—Posted by David Gianatasio