Quizno’s Gets It’s Carl’s Jr. On With 2 Girls 1 Sub

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Quiznos hooked up with Playboy to riff on the disgusting “2 Girls 1 Cup” thing.

Lady Liberty Gives Birth to…Really Bad Healthcare?

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Perhaps we’re misinterpreting this ad but it sure looks like Lady Liberty is giving birth to or, worse, defecating a…what…”tired, poor” immigrant?

This ‘Mexican Beauty’ Will Make You Puke

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OK, this is just wrong.

I’ll Have A Golden Shower With My Dirty Sanchez

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A YouTube commenter sums up this beer spoof quite well, writing, “Jesus Christ, you Americans have such a poor kind of humor. Very childish…”

You Want Me to Pull What Out of His Ass?

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OK, you all know here at Adrants we are fans of anything that’s weird, wacky and wrong. But this Silk Soft-sponsored Danish toilet paper dispenser toilet dispenser is just wrong.

Joan and Melissa Rivers Fail Miserably in All Detergent Videos

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WTF? What is wrong with Joan River’s face?

Yawn…Tom Cruise…Risky Business…Guitar Hero…Yawn

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Oh please. Can we finally put that Tom Cruise Risky Business scene out of its misery?

Helpful Blogger + Brand Idiocy = Social Media Disaster

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Oh wait. Didn’t we just write that headline?

FOX Slams CNN and MSNBC With Ratings Asterisk Ad

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Now we all know television ratings are complete bullshit but that has never stopped media outlets from hyping them one day and complaining about them the next.

Misguided Intent + Lawyers = Social Media Disaster

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Didn’t we just go though this with Google or something? Facebook’s TOS has been revised to state, basically, they own all your content forever and ever and they can do anything they want with it forever and ever.

Misguided Intent + Laywers = Social Media Disaster

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Didn’t we just go though this with Google or something? Facebook’s TOS has been revised to state, basically, they own all your content forever and ever and they can do anything they want with it forever and ever.

Ain’t No One Buyin’ A Pizza Pop After Viewing These Commercials

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We’re quite sure most people would agree the general purpose of a commercial is to get people to buy something.

Evolution of Dance 2 Debuts Monday With ‘Viral Bridge Marketing’

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Oh no. Here it comes. Another marketing babblespeak acronym. Yes. Are you ready? OK. Viral Bridge Marketing.

Truth Campaign Continues Broadway Musical-Style Idiocy

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It’s getting really painful to write about the Truth campaign. It’s become so horrifically bad, it makes one want to digitize one’s hand, shove it deep inside the internets until it finds the neck of the entity that created this horror show, squeeze really really hard and put the entity out of its misery.

Philadelphia’s ‘The Weavers’ Painfully Dull

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As part of the Philadelphia Tourism campaign, Red Tettemer found (created) a bunch of geeky bike weavers and adopted them for inclusion in the campaign.

Morbid Press Play Capitalizes on George Carlin’s Death

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Today, not more than a few hours after word of George Carlin’s death spread across the internet, this atrocity arrived in the Adrants inbox:

DVR Usage to Blame for Idiotic, Invasive Intrusions

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We did it to ourselves. Yes we did.

Meth Airs Whine Reel, Chevy Laughs at Citroen, Yahoo Extorts for Organic Search, MoveOn Outs McCain Supporter as Hitler Lover

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– I thought this Meth Minute video would be a wacky cartoon about abusing methamphetamines. But it was just a reel of complaint calls.

Meth Airs Whine Reel, Chevy Laughs at Citroen, Yahoo Extorts for SEO, MoveOn Outs Hitler Lover

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– I thought this Meth Minute video would be a wacky cartoon about abusing methamphetamines. But it was just a reel of complaint calls.

If You Don’t Like an Ad, Call Your Lawyer. It’s the American Way

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You want to sue because a marketer pokes fun at your business? Can we just kill all the lawyers now?