Do Not Watch This ‘I’m On A Horse’ Parody

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Want to see the world’s worst parody?
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Grab the Diapers! The E*Trade Babies Are Coming to A Theater Near You!

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Please make it stop.
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Ad Banned For Offending. Should be Banned Just For Sucking

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Why are we writing about this crap? Why do we ever write about this crap? Banned ad! Woo hoo! Look at our banned ad! It’s so controversial, It’s so offensive.
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Affiliate ‘Ripped Off’ by Panties.com Program Manager

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Want to know how slimy some marketers can be? Look no further than Panties.com.
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SeaWorld Death Leveraged For Animal Cruelty Campaign

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In a morbid bid to capitalize on the SeaWorld tragedy, the World Society for Protection of Animals has hired Work Club to create a new campaign to dissuade British tourists from patronizing “cruel” attractions while on vacation.
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Copywriter Wants to be Treated Like She’s in Kindergarten

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She’s cute and she’s young but she’s mostly wrong. Not that it matters that she’s cute or young. But she’s still mostly wrong.
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Lazy Ad Students Crowdsource Their Books

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Seriously? You go to ad school. You drop out (lazy? flunked? too expensive?) to finish your books on your own. When you can’t, you ask the ad industry to crowdsource it for you.
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Toyota Digs Itself A Deeper Hole With Avalon Singers

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We’ve sat through our fair share of meetings, helplessly observing the birth of what would, sadly, become…A REALLY BAD IDEA.
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GM Embarrasses Itself With Painfully Bad Video

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OK so yea, a car company has to do crazy things at a show to get attention and attract people to their booth.
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Thank God Idiocy Still Reigns Supreme (Or We’d Have Nothing to Write About)

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Oh please. Seriously? It’s one thing to groove to a song while driving. But to film it as if it’s the coolest thing in the world is just an indication of your inanely idiotic stupidity.

Corporate Idiocy: Verizon Slams Phone It Will Sell in Two Years

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In the latest version of its iPhone-bashing commercials, McGarryBowen compares the Verizon Google Droid phone to a robot.

A Halloween Promotion Disaster Detailed in 14 Easy Steps

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“Not only am I a terrible copywriter but my client actually approved this shit.”

World’s Worst ‘Viral’ Makes Debut

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OMFG. This has to be the worst “viral” ever created.

‘Dude, We Made That Thinkpad Fly!’

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Dude! Dude! Dude!

More Mad Men Mockery Misfires

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Wanna watch the world’s worst Mad Men promo/spoof?

The Perfect Date: A Moonlit Evening…And A Giant McDonald’s Logo

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There’s advertising on rockets so why no the moon?

Boobs Kushed, Microsoft Scratches, BK Gets BJ

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Boobs too big?

Draftfcb Can’t Manage Its Clients, Gets Abused

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Seriously? We thought we’d never have to say this again. Really, we did.

Force Fed Diversity Nets Photoshop Disaster

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We’re all for diversity but not when it becomes a forced effort both in real life and in Photoshop hack jobs like the cover of Toronto-based Fun Guide.

You Want Me to Put What Between My Legs?

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We love contextual advertising.