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Posted in: UncategorizedMore slapstick Bud Light crap for Super Bowl 2008. Want the ability to fly? Guess what beer can help you out. Anheuser-Busch will not be held liable for jet- or sun-related accidents.
More slapstick Bud Light crap for Super Bowl 2008. Want the ability to fly? Guess what beer can help you out. Anheuser-Busch will not be held liable for jet- or sun-related accidents.
We’re not sure what Pixar’s Wall-E is about, but the ad includes a Toy Story cameo and the murder of a vacuum cleaner by a cute robot — a species that, by now, we’re bored with.
Don’t get us wrong. Richard Simmons impressions are funny. Richard Simmons in the flesh is funnier still.
If all goes awry in a job interview, fall back on Plan B. (Which is apparently more than birth control.) By Plan B, we mean bring in the witch doctor for vengeful head-shrinkage. Give demonstration on future colleague if…
This year’s Zantac Super Bowl ad featured a woman whose facial features improved significantly after a giant thumb and forefinger airbrushed it with a minty Zantac pill. Because Zantac ain’t just for heartburn — it’s tomorrow’s surprise contender in the…
OK, we’re not complaining but if half time Super Bowl acts keep going in the direction they have been, they’re going to have to resurrect Chuck Berry.
We dug this Career Builder ad in which a Jiminy Cricket-type character brings inspiration to a despondent white collar grunt — then gets eaten by a spider. Looks like CB’s learned how to make good use of irony for its new slogan: “Start building.” We thought it would be a lamer campaign than it’s turning out to be.
It’s not always a good thing to be in someone’s T-mobile Fave 5 as Dwyane Wade soon finds out after finally getting Charles Barclay to et him into his Fave5.
It’s not always a good thing to be in someone’s T-mobile Fave 5 as Dwyane Wade soon finds out after finally getting Charles Barclay to et him into his Fave5.
Planter’s Super Bowl ad this year featured a dowdy chick with one eyebrow, felling men left and right with peanut perfume. Weird. But not as weird as that one ad where a person in a mouse suit kicks somebody’s…
Halfway through the game, this hand-drawn spot (still to come) for GMC feels like the longest spot we’ve seen thus far. But kudos to them for being so honest about their Sisyphus complex. Nothing can feel more like rolling a…
So this woman’s at her computer, typing away innocently, when her heart — still pumping — leaps the hell out of her chest (tearing an unfortunate hole in her sweater) and walks over to the boss’ office, where it…
There’s something about the “Rocky” theme that brings out the adrenaline-pumped patriot in us. We would never have imagined Budweiser was gonna pull that card in this spot involving a dalmatian and Hank, an overlooked race horse. GO HANK!…
We have no idea what Cars.com’s Super Bowl ad was actually about, but it involved a really hot tatted islander who releases a murderous carnal scream, and a circle of flame where we hoped a gladiator fight would take…
We knew dell was working on changing its image, and we knew it was going to do a spot for its new project (red) line, but we didn’t realize it would involve cop fondling and just general gratuitous ass-slapping….
OK, Doritos. For a minute there I didn’t know I was watching a commercial.
Bridgestone just shocked us into submission with an ad involving a squirrel’s near-death experience by tire skiddage. We knew there was screaming; there was just a lot more than we expected. Suddenly we feel like road kill has feelings. Mostly…
This Under Armour commercial is visually stunning, wonderfully created, beautifully shot. Amazingly colored.
Bud Light’s given us another one of its brief flourishes, with men using large cheese and baguette to smuggle Bud Light into their girls’ wine and cheese party.