Chirping Birds, Aerial Beauty Shots Soothe, Confuse

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So sometimes you’ll be sitting on the couch all relaxed watching your favorite TV show and an ad comes on that is so soothing and intriguing that you don’t hit the fast forward button.

Trains Enter, Facebook Chats, Cuba Gets More TV, Apple Attacks Big Apple

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Jenna Jameson launches post-porn career. Help promote her new movie, Zombie Strippers, by writing some taglines.

Male VIA Creatives Model Maidenform Backless Bra

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Oh. My. God. Sometimes there are things you just shouldn’t see.

Big Boobs Encourage Recycling

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Hey, at Adrants we don’t create this stuff, we just report it so don’t judge us when you see a preponderance of pendulous breasts bouncing up and down here from time to time.

Guys Chase Girl With Huge Boobs, Dragon Attacks, She Burps, WTF?

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OK, so yea. We all know big boobs and beer go together like Amy Winehouse and bad hair. But a fire breathing dragon and a big boobed beer babe that burps?

I Thought It Was the Carnival, But It Was Just DHA Omega-3

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I found this really weird image in Real Simple for Life’s DHA, a company that promotes consumption of DHA Omega-3 in products like Yoplait yogurt, Horizon Organic milk and Silk soymilk.

Boys Can Have Big Booties Too

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Hey, women have padded bras. Why shouldn’t men be able to enhance their figure with padded undergarments?

Infiniti Launch Ads Retooled for Hummer H3

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Oh look. It’s like the Infinity launch commercials created by Hill Holiday (I think) with endless shots of flowers, trees, mountain streams, wildlife and other moody images but with a not so small difference.

Washington Post Says A F#@K Will Brighten Your Day

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There’s an entire generation of people out there who have no idea what the terms “above the fold” and “below the fold” mean.

Frickin’ Chicken Weirdos Says America Condones Sodomy

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Those weirdos that complained about that Frickin’ Chicken billboard are even weirder than we thought.

Wait a Sec … Open Your Mouth Again.

Coke Zero’s throwing weight behind tongue-piercing parlors in Brazil. Seriously. Shops in Sao Paulo, Rio de Janeiro, Porto Alegre and Salvador are giving free piercings to people that agree to take a picture with a fresh new Coke Zero…

Barney-Like Characters Shill Bottled Water for Kids

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Conjuring the oddity of Barney, this new campaign for kids fortified water, bot Beverages, might be the final nail in tap water’s coffin.

T-Shirts Sold Without ‘Advertising BS’

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Um…huh? All of this just to promote a “lame” t-shirt? Seems like a lot of effort to us but when you set an artist and a filmmaker free, unhinged by those nasty account executive types, this is what you get.

Because Ad Monkeys Really Should Start Early

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The New York City Department of Education has just approved the first-ever advertising and media public high school. It will be called The High School for Innovation in Advertising and Media. For short it will be called I.AM High, which … speaks for itself.

Visiting Parents Get Taste of Daughter

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There are always those time when the parents come to visit and things get all awkward for one reason or another.

Times Square’s Naked Cowboy Sues Blue M&M

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It’s seems Times Square’s Naked Cowboy – aka Robert Burck – who, at first, thought the video billboard showing a blue M&M dressed like a cowboy was funny now has had second thoughts and is suing Mars $6 million for trademark infringement.

Osama Bin Laden Video Promotes Fashion Brand

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Yes. The famed Middle Eastern man is hawking a fashion line.

Lingerie Site Features Hot Models, Blog About Models’ Demoralizing Effect

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So here’s an intriguing campaign for you transparency lovers.

Supermarket Campaign Offers Booty, Boobs, Package to Boys

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After all, 16 year old boys do wish they’d find hot ass and big boobs in the produce section along with giant dicks they can attach to themselves to impress their girlfriends.

Personal Lubricants Aren’t Always For Personal Satisfaction

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Some promotions/videos/ads are just so whacked there’s really no clear explanation for them.